Sam and King Lucy the 1st
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King of cats, lording it over the minions. My mum Sam tweets about me, law, food, & other things that interest her
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People of Clacton: Your MP was elected 13 days ago. He hasn't held a constituency surgery. He spent 1 day in Westminster. Now he says he deserves a holiday so he has buggered off to the US to support a convicted criminal. Realising you have been conned yet ?
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I never want to hear from any member of this revolting, nation-damaging family ever again.
Rachel Johnson: “I mean I was attacked in Sainsbury’s, that’s what really surprised me. I was thinking, in Sainsbury’s, you know, it wasn’t even Lidl”
#newsnight
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I might be wrong (I often am) but I don't think the average person is screaming for tax cuts. I think most people want public services that are properly funded and actually work. And they are prepared to pay for that through their taxes.
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On the chemo ward, the superstar nurse who could put in a canula when everyone else failed (due to collapsed veins) was from Slovenia. Do not give me any bullshit about immigrants. I am an immigrant. We make the UK better.
200 nationalities, one NHS.
Huge thanks to everyone who has dedicated their lives to caring for others.
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Gentle reminder: Labour have been in power for just over 5 weeks. Stop expecting them to fix everything immediately. The Tories spent 14 years breaking the UK. Labour need more than 38 days to repair the damage.
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She's insane, isn't she ?
"Our problem is us. Our problem is that the liberal Conservatives who trashed the Tory party think it was everyone's fault but their own.
My party governed as liberals and we were defeated as liberals."
-Former British Home Secretary
@SuellaBraverman
at NatCon 4
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We have come a long way. Lovely Tom Daley can talk openly at the Olympics about his husband and kids and no-one bats an eyelid. Despite what the gammon think, progress is a wonderful thing.
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When I was young, the Tory MPs were, by and large, honourable people. I did not generally agree with their politics but I didn't think they were fundamentally dishonest. In 2024, I feel entirely differently. This iteration of the Tory party is flawed and corrupt to the core.
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My favourite Olympic story is the Pakistani javelin thrower who won gold after his village clubbed together to buy his equipment so he could train. Someone needs to make a movie about this wonderful story.
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On the Starmer comments about Friday nights: The managing partner of my old firm (over 1000 employees so a pretty serious job) walked out of the office every Friday at 5.01pm to spend the evening with his kids. This is healthy, not something to be ridiculed.
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Anyone else noticing the complete lack of grandstanding by the new Govt ? Unlike the last lot who talked a lot but did nothing, this Govt just gets things done with a minimum of fuss.
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Lisa Nandy should summon the owners of every newspaper and TV channel (including the BBC) and the head of Ofcom to make clear that incitements to violence by presenters, columnists or politicians will be subject to the full force of the law. Freedom of speech has limits.
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This lesser mortal dragged my chemo weakened body to Bart's on a series of buses for more chemo through the depths of winter. Obviously, Kate is a better person than me. Fuck Allison Pearson.
✍️ 'When lesser mortals would have stayed at home, Catherine proved that the show goes on' | Writes
@AllisonPearson
Read the comment in full here ⬇️
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Because of Teenage Kicks, Feargal Sharkey could have sat back for the rest of his life secure in the knowledge that he had done something wonderful. But he has become this incredible fighter which makes me love him even more.
Feargal Sharkey: "Every single river is polluted... water companies have exploited us as customers, they've ram-raided £72b in cash from our pockets & destroyed almost every river in the country... we should all remember that the next time we're at a ballot box."
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I don't have a problem with people being rich. I do have a serious fucking problem with insanely rich people in politics who do everything they can to make life worse for poor people whilst making other rich people even richer. I see you
@RishiSunak
and I hate you for it.
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Last night's repulsive violence is on Farage, The Daily Mail, GB News, Tice, Braverman, Anderson, Wootton, Robinson, and all the other far right grifters and 'politicians' who have deliberately demonised an entire community for years. They should be held accountable too.
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For non-lawyers, any barrister who is not a KC is referred to as a junior. There are junior counsel who have been in practise for 40 years. Atkins knows this as she was a junior barrister. She was being deliberately insulting.
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If Jacob Rees-Mogg spoke like Danny Dyer and wore a football shirt, he would struggle to get a job in an illegal car wash paying £4 an hour. The UK needs to stop thinking a posh accent makes you clever. Mogg is demonstrably dumber than every market worker at Surrey St.
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Good news peeps: Chris Philp is currently 15 points behind the Labour candidate in Croydon South. As he is particularly awful, this makes me very happy.
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Rule for MPs: Unless out of the country on official Govt business, MPS must be in the UK attending to both constituency and Parliamentary business.
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OK, Taylor Swift. Time to come out and endorse Harris. Use your incredible power to even more good.
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Why is BBC Breakfast talking to Ben Habib ? Reform don't have a single MP so they are irrelevant.
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If I was in a seat where the Lib Dems or Greens had the best chance of unseating a Tory, I would lend them my vote. Pls, swallow your tribalism, and vote for the party most likely to defeat the Tory. This is a once in a lifetime chance to decimate this cancer on the UK.
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'Bibby Stockholm' was built in '76 so it is old by global standards. Generally, the older the vessel, the cheaper it is to charter or buy. A price of £1.6bn for an 18 month charter just doesn't stack up for a vessel this old. Someone in the media needs to do an FOI on this.
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The frog faced fascist thrives on publicity. deny him that oxygen. Don't read any article about him. Turn over whenever he is on TV. Don't engagre with him in any way at all.
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Watching Starmer at Blenheim, it occurs to me that we have been governed by children for a number of years. Toys being thrown out of the pram, ludicrous behaviour designed purely to attract attention etc. It was Govt by 3 yr olds. Thank God the adults are back in the room.
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Every MP in Essex is a Tory despite the fact that the Conservatives hate the sort of people who live in Essex. And some of those MPs are genuinely hideous: Patel, Braverman, Cleverley, Jenkin. What is wrong with the people of Essex ?
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Am I the only one who thinks the King is a total waste of space and money ?
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We are all ignoring 'Use by' dates now, aren't we ? I have a ball of mozzarella (unopened) with a 'use by' date of 31/3. I am going to use it tonight. I do not believe that 4 days will make a difference.
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I want dull politics. Starmer is a decent man with an accomplished career and a serious nature. Is he perfect ? Of course not. But he is not a fucking clown who has never thought about anything except himself in his life. And that is good enough for me at the moment.
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I worked & paid lots of tax for 30 years. Then life intervened. I cared for Mum until she died after she had a massive stroke and then I was diagnosed with cancer. Now I do voluntary work (which has worth) because I can't get paid work. We need to re-think what we value.
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Evgeny Lebedev has been a member of the House of Lords since 2020. He hasn't cast a single vote. First reform needed: Any peer who doesn't cast a vote for a period of 6 months (except in the case of illness) should be immediately removed from their position.
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Richard Tice having a nightmare on Good Morning Britain.
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The Lettuce proposed cutting cancer care on the NHS to effectively pay for a tax cut for the rich. People like me would die if she had succeeded. She needs to be stopped and sectioned because she is a danger to others.
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What the fuck is wrong with these vile people ??????
The High Court concluded last week that Home Office under both Patel and Braverman operated a secret policy that denied the legal asylum rights of at least 1,500 people found to be genuine victims of trafficking and modern slavery.
Illegal and shameful in equal measure.
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I don't have kids (the reasons are no-one's business). But I have young people in my life - my nephews, M next door, L & S over the back, Lucy's fan club, the kids of friends. To suggest a childless woman has no stake in the future is mindbogglingly offensive. Fuck you JD Vance
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Just fuck off Sunak, We all hate you and your rancid party. Bless Steve Bray for the music blaring out behind this useless piece of shit.
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How did this woman rise to any position of prominence ? She is an idiot.
Kemi Badenoch: "I'm pleased that we've finally seen one person going to Rwanda... this also shows the point about Rwanda not being safe to be untrue, because people are volunteering to go..."
#KayBurley
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I know a bit about building large ships (did quite a lot of legal work in this area). A warship takes 2-3 years to build at least and requires a HUGE shipyard. The idea that Govt can 'just build' up to 28 warships is ludicrous.
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Mum had one of these. WTF ?
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TBC: I have nothing against Kate Middleton. I don't know her. I do know, however, just how fucking awful it is to have cancer and how chemo affects every body differently. It felled me. Allison Pearson is a cnut to suggest that any cancer patient is better than any other.
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This prick is my fucking awful MP. We will vote him out at the next election.
Chris Philp Conservative Minister for Policing said that there's no excuse for shoplifting because Britain's benefits are very generous.
Lowest Pension in Europe.
Lowest Job Seekers Allowance
Lowest Incapacity/Disability Benefits
Benefits are terrible except for MP's
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A serious measure of a person is whether they can be gracious in defeat. Read the transcript of Hall's speech after Khan was declared the winner. Horrible. Petty, Vindictive. She is a horrible woman.
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For fun, let's look at the current trip of a case of oranges from Seville & 1 from Australia.
Our oranges are picked/packed in Seville & loaded onto a truck for the 23 hr drive to London. No paperwork. They could be on the shelves in as little as 2 days after being picked. /1.
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I love Laura Kenny. No airs and graces. No posh accent. Just a very accomplished woman deserving of respect.
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I love all these people talking about immigrants having to 'integrate'. I'm an immigrant. I've never had Bakewell Tart or Coronation Chicken. I don't like Corrie or Eastenders. I rarely leave London. I think the monarchy are ridiculous. Have I failed to integrate ?
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Fred Siriex lives, works and pays tax in the UK. His daughter is a world class diver who represents GB - she will probably be at the Olympics next year wearing the Union Jack. If you have an issue with what he said to Farage, you are a racist Little Englander and should STFU.
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How the fuck did Mark Francois survive the electoral cull of useless Tories ???????
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This is the apex of unearned privilege amongst the British elite. A man who has failed at every job he has ever had and who struggles to dress himself is being lined up for another highly paid gig. Until this shit stops, the UK won't ever progress.
Exclusive: Boris Johnson, the former prime minister, is being sounded out about an executive role (potentially as global editor-in-chief) with The Daily Telegraph if a takeover bid being assembled by his former chancellor, Nadhim Zahawi, is successful.
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The UK, 2024. Went to the Co-op. Almost no fruit & veg; 2 guys shoplifting & threatening staff; a young woman who didn't have enough money for baby formula (I put a couple of things back so I could buy it for her). This is what 14 years of a Tory Govt has reduced us to.
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He is fucking crazy.
Trump: We won world wars out of forts. Fort Benning, Fort This, Fort That, They changed the names of the forts. We won two world wars out of those forts.
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I haven't detailed all the paperwork needed (invoices, letters of credit, bills of lading, etc etc etc). I have just looked at the trips our theoretical cases of oranges have to make. This is why all of us with a background in trade knew Brexit was fucking stupid. /END
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Fuck
@LBC
. Steve Bray is not a prankster. He is a committed protester. And fuck the Met and the Govt for banning him. Is protest no longer allowed in this fascist state ?
Prankster behind Sunak's 'Things Can Only Get Wetter' moment 'banned from Parliament' after drowning out speech
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On Elphick:
She is standing down at the next election
The existing Labour candidate, Mike Tapp, is still the candidate
Her defection will be the only thing the average voter remembers so it wounds Sunak seriously whilst posing no threat to Labour
I think it is smart politics
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Kemi Badenoch seems like she might just be a bit dishonest, doesn't she ?????
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Kuenssberg and Peston MUST have known what was going on in No.10 during the pandemic. Why didn't they say anything ?????
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I might be completely wrong but something feels off about the 'assassination attempt'.
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It is thrilling to watch Starmer appoint capable people. We have had 14 years of pot plants like Dorries getting serious jobs for which they are completely unqualified.
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It would be remiss of me to not acknowledge the activism of Jack Monroe which led to ASDA increasing their essentials range from abt 60 items to well over 400. Jack has been sadly bullied off this site but I will always be grateful.
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My God, the BBC is failing us. The rioters are not 'protesters'. They are violent thugs. Is this madness coming from Robbie Gibb ?
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According to Comic Relief, 1 in 6 people in the UK lives in food poverty, What a fucking abomination in the 6th richest country in the world. Are you proud of your record
@Conservatives
?
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As someone whose life was saved by Junior Doctors, this piece of shit can get in the bin. Yer another non-entity minister who should never be in a position if authority.
Victoria Atkins: "Junior Doctors or Doctors in training as I prefer to call them"
#Insulting
#BBCBreakfast
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The Tories has 6 weeks to find candidates for about 90 seats. If you thought the 2019 tories were appalling, imagine how bad some of these candidates will be ? They will probably have to resort to dragging drunks off stools at the local Spoons.
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Looks like the good people of both Plymouth and Portsmouth intend to vote Labour. Meaning we won't have to hear from Penny Mourdant or Johnny Mercer anymore.
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Before Victoria Atkins was incredibly elected as an MP, she was a junior barrister. How would she like being referred to as a 'barrister in training' ? Condescending cow.
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I might be wrong but I think the frog faced fascist has gone too far. Tate and Robinson's fans are turning on him. The 'protests' look like a damp squib. I can only hope his undeserved 2 decades in the spotlight end in ignominious disgrace and a knock on the door from the cops.
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At such a dangerous time in the Middle East, the Foreign Secretary is James Cleverly and the Defence Secretary is Grant Shapps. We would be better served with Mr Blobby and Basil Brush.
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Tell me, Mr Cleverley. Why would anyone come to work in the UK if they can't bring their husband, wife, significant other, or kids with them ? Stop courting the racist vote and start thinking about what the UK needs, you complete half wit.
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The William Wragg story is both hilarious and deeply concerning. He is a fucking idiot and a security risk. He must be removed.
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Where is the mandate for this ?
Once all the Councils go bankrupt, all their assets, Leisure Centres, Social Housing, Nurses Homes, become privatised and prices go up, so does Council Tax because that money is no longer going to the Council.
Privatisation needs to be smashed.
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This man is a fucking lunatic,
WATCH THIS.
Tory MP Edward Leigh claims asylum seekers make up mental health issues or pretend to be gay.
Then, challenged by
@alisonthewliss
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#RwandaBill
amended to not allow them to make any such claim.😮~AA
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I was going to vote for him anyway but, after hearing Sadiq Khan on James O'Brien's show this morning, I will implore everyone I meet or know to vote for him. I have enormous respect for him.
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Bread of Heaven is marvellous as is Flower of Scotland. How did we end up with a bloody awful dirge like God Save the King as the anthem when there are so many great songs within the UK ?
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Why is TV so unspeakably awful on Saturday nights ? Not all of us are out. I suspect more of us are home than are out.
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These people are fucking ridiculous. Unlike Martin, my Dad lived through WW2 and he is clear it was bloody awful. There was no sense of national identity - people were just trying to survive. This revisionist bullshit has to stop.
Martin Daubney discusses the latest happiness index: "If you remember back, Britain was at its happiest - many say - when we were at war. We had a sense of purpose, of national identity." 👀 ~AA
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Hilariously, my fuckwit MP just emailed me urging me to vote for the insane Susan Hall. Hahahahahahaha. Sure Chris Philp. I am going to vote for a lunatic. Not.
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Keep your fingers crossed for me. Applied for a job today that I would love and, even better, the application process is 'blind' which means my age and period of ill health won't rule me out immediately.
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Callers to Lewis Goodall - older people who are furious with the Tories on behalf of their grandchildren. The tide has well and truly turned.
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Been thinking about the Starmer speech. I think Starmer was right to be honest about the parlous state of the UK. We have had years of fantasy politics from terrible politicians and it has brought the UK to it's knees. You can't rebuilt unless you acknowledge what is broken.
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If you @ me complaining about Labour after 38 days, I will block you. Every government will do things you don't like. Reserve your criticism until Labour have had a decent amount of time in Govt. After 14 yrs of the Tories, it is not reasonable to make adverse judgements yet.
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The mob rule here in Croydon is genuinely frightening. There are 2 cats, a fox, and half a dozen birds in the garden. A few people are walking along the street on their way home from work. It is a hellscape.
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VERY unpopular opinion: I decided at 4 that religion was silly. So many ills would be solved if we took all religions out of the equation. I was told 4 days ago that I am terrible cos I don't believe in Allah. Hell, I don't believe in any deity. I think it is all crap.
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Wow. I have just been accused of being a racist because I don't like the racist Ben Habib and the racist Reform Party. An interesting take on what 'racist' means.
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This is bullshit. I live in Croydon, one of the most multicultural parts of the UK. Of course some people speak other languages (which I love to listen to) but most people speak English. Dog whistle politics at it's worst.
Conservative MP Tom Hunt, "If you walk into your town center, people speaking English is almost a rarity"
Sophy Ridge, "That's not what people find, come on"
Tom Hunt, "Lots of people when they walk into their town centers across the country often feel that way"
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The happiest countries in the world have high tax burdens. But they have world class education, health care, public transport, benefits systems etc and. accordingly, high standards of living. The only people who really benefit from a low tax environment are the super rich.
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Got a letter from the consultant oncologist today which says 'I plan to see her again in 12 months time at which point she will be discharged to the NHS breast screening programme'. I have no guarantee that the cancer won't come back somewhere else but this is a big deal for me.
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I am not normally a fan of pranks. I make an exception for any prank played on Liz Truss, a woman who is dangerously unhinged and lacks a sense of humour.
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Women of my age and older will get this: We fought hard when we were young to be taken seriously and even treated equally in the work place. To finally see a woman in the most powerful job in the world would be wonderful and would show little girls that anything is now possible.
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The more I think about this, the angrier I get. How dare they ? Seriously, how dare they ? Pricks, both of them.
Rishi Sunak has accepted a £1,000 bet from Piers Morgan that deportation flights to Rwanda will be up and running before the General Election.
The full interview is due to be shown on the Piers Morgan Uncensored YouTube channel at 2pm and TalkTV at 8pm on Monday (5 February).
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Andrew Pierce pretending the Daily Mail has had nothing to do with spreading Islamophobia on GMB. Just appalling.
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My appalling MP Chris Philp on BBC Breakfast. He literally doesn't have a single thought of his own. He can only parrot the party line. A disgrace to the people of Croydon South.
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How the hell has Robert Jenrick managed to get to the position of a minister ???? He is thoroughly useless.
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Farage doesn't want to be an MP and won't stand. He would be required to actually do something if elected. He is a professional shit stirrer, not someone who actually does anything.
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Although we are close to the centre of Croydon, we live on a side street. But I feel I should be prepared this evening in case things kick off. Fuck the frog faced fascist, Tommy Ten Names, the Tory MPs, and everyone else who incited this over a long time. I hate you all.
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I have lived in London for well over 2 decades. I hate these right racist wingers complaining about the diversity of London's population. For 2000 years, it has been London's greatest strength. Everyone is welcome here.
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Wow. What a terrific man. And Starmer has played a blinder by appointing him
WOW! Everyone should listen to this superb maiden speech from newly appointed Prisons, Parole & Probation Minister
@JamesTCobbler
in the House of Lords today
What an absolutely inspired appointment this is👏👏👏
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This scumbag is, I believe, either an ex or a good friend of Carrie Antoinette. She has appalling taste in men.
Guido Fawkes aka Paul Staines
While a student, Staines wrote to an organiser of the British National Party proposing joint "direct action" to disrupt the meetings of leftwing students.
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I am normally pretty tough but I feel forlorn today. The shenanigans in the Commons last night; the young woman who couldn't afford to feed her child this morning. What has happened to us ? We are in an abusive relationship with the Govt and it is wearing us all down.
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