Big Sam
@KingKomo_
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Here to publicly speak to myself
London, England
Joined August 2010
After 27 years of marriage you’re stuck with me for life. Sorry, do you think I’m going back to the streets at 60?.
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I’ve picked up the keys. Officially a homeowner in one of my favourite areas in London! 🏡🥳
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12 interviews later…I GOT THE JOB!! 🥳. I’m going to be an investment banker at a global bank 🙏🏾.
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What we’re not going to do blame the tragedy of Grenfell on people who risked their lives to put out the fire when we know it was caused by corporate greed and government negligence.
The London Fire Brigade has been criticised for "serious shortcomings" and "systematic" failures in its handling of the #GrenfellTower fire, in a report into the 2017 disaster. Sky's @HelenAnnSmith0 reports from West London. Read the full story:
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There’s not enough time on the weekend to rest, see loved ones and do life admin. I need a second Saturday.
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There’s a security woman at work who always greets me in Yoruba. When I asked how she knew I was Yoruba, she said she could tell by my head shape 💀😂.
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3 in 4 Londoners would rather quit than give up WFH according to Bloomberg. I hear it 😂.
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It’s great to see him finding happiness and moving on with his life. He’s been through so much.
Rio Ferdinand, 39, proposes to TOWIE star Katie Wright, 27, in front of his three children
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Owing someone £30k and still posting luxury goods and expensive holidays is too cheeky. You’ll see me in the hotel lobby 😭.
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I’d leave. Why am I buying cocktails for my accountant?.
first date questions:. 1. what’s your income to debt ratio?.2. what’s your credit score? .3. do you have a savings account?.
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Drivers no longer indicate at roundabouts either. This place is becoming lawless.
What’s up with people no longer stopping at zebra crossings please? It’s like British society is breaking down or something.
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You guys are doing jollof rice vs Christmas roast when the answer is both. Eating everything in sight is the best thing about Christmas.
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I hate Monday morning small talk. We’re in lockdown, asking me how my weekend was is pointless.
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Burna’s tickets are double the price of Wizkid’s and twice as tall is nowhere near as good as MIL. Make it make sense.
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I really enjoyed that. And now I can close my laptop and go to bed instead of paying Uber surcharge.
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What’s happening to Stormzy is another example of how British media will assassinate your character and misconstrue your words the moment you fall out of line with their world view.
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Left my prawn fried rice in the fridge last night and someone ate all the prawns in it 😕.
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Wizkid’s back up singers have been giving us serious harmonies for the last 3 days 👌🏾.
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Not to victim blame, but an RR in front of an ungated house is insane 😭.
The moment a criminal gang stole the £350,000 car in Aveley Essex. (🎥East News)
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I’ll definitely apologise to my children if I wrong them. You can’t teach them respect if you don’t show them respect.
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I’m going to ask “what was your thought process behind that?” When someone does something stupid from now on.
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So many people in the U.K. have a crabs in a bucket mentality. If workers are striking because of low pay, saying you’re lowly paid and (barely) surviving does not negate their point. In fact you should strike too 😂.
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Uncle being silent in the background tells me it was her fault 😂😂.
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Posting your stolen vehicle on Twitter is long. You’re stressed and asking for help while people are QTing asking why didn’t you install a ghost immobiliser and that your car is on its way to Romania 😭.
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A lot of Christians need to reflect on the behaviour that they’ve condoned throughout Trump’s presidency in the name of ‘Christian values’.
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A little girl in church told me her dad finished last in her school’s sports day parents race. “It’s because he eats too much jollof rice. You know I have run to get the bus for him”. Oi she’s cheeky 😂😂.
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Got a new job with one of the biggest investment managers in the world, happy is an understatement 🥳.
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You mean a country of 1.3 billion people only having 80,000 cases and 3,000 deaths was a lie?
BREAKING: China has concealed the extent of the coronavirus outbreak in its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S. intelligence community concluded in a classified report
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If the only time you bring up men who have been sexually abused is when women talk about sexually abused then you don’t really care about the male victims.
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Voting Teddy home the next chance I get. It’s for your own good and safety brother 🙏🏾.
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Some of the crap I had to deal with from landlords during uni cemented my view that many landlords are crooks who hoard a basic requirement and yet want to be praised for providing a service.
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Ahh so now the girl who wrote the BBC article is having her old tweets pulled up. Twitter’s the Wild West.
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@jb2fo8 People love the narrative of Ronaldo’s hard work vs Messi’s natural ability when in truth their careers are a result of having a lot of both attributes.
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Last week of the Eat Out to Help Out scheme and I haven’t eaten out once kmt.
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New creative storylines > lazily putting black faces on white characters
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Employers shouldn’t be allowed to ask you how much you currently earn during an interview imo. It’s just used to lowball you and ensure that if you’ve been underpaid in the past you’ll continue to be.
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Jokes aside, being 30 mins+ late without an excuse is disrespectful. Respect people’s time.
Tell me you have Black friends without telling me you have Black friends.
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Anyway they can debate whatever they like, black Brits will continue to succeed in Hollywood.
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The government want to ease lockdown so the economy can bounce back but I beg people in our communities to sit at home. You can revive an economy but not your life.
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Lord knows why you guys rate vapiano so highly. That glorified canteen.
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When I went to the Apple Store to complain about my AirPod Max and they told me you’re not supposed to wear them in the gym / running, I knew I had been finessed.
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Black Brits overcomplicate dating. Make conversations and planning dates sound like a game of chess.
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Salary talk on the TL is always funny because it’s so far removed from real life 😂.
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Revealing the wife’s identity is cruel. You have to be spiteful to do that.
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Aldi disrupted the UK supermarket industry by offering quality goods at lower prices, it’s not hard to understand why working class people are riding out for them.
social media and their low prices has a lot of people convinced that aldi is some plucky little working class underdog going up against the posho tory M&S. meanwhile they have nearly 10x the revenue and 11x as many stores
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September feels like a fresh start. Success is coming my way; I’m working for it and speaking it into existence.
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Every time you have an argument she’ll unplug the PS5 and carry it home.
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Thought it would be a bare minimum week at work but instead I’m fighting for my life?.
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Reading up on this ADOS movement and I’m glad to see academic articles call it out for what it is. “anti-African, anti-black-immigrant stance that is historically shortsighted that ultimately undermine or advance progress for all black people”.
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Once my colleague’s parents had to beg him to invite his sister to his wedding. He kept saying it’s over £100 a head and he doesn’t like her like that 💀.
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When she sends you selfies and videos because the face card never declines >>.
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Arsenal fans if win the Europa League but Spurs win the Champions League
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A lot of folks don’t think poor people deserve any pleasures in life. Shouldn’t have kids, entertainment, companionship. the list goes on.
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2/3 of workers cited commuting costs as the main reason for wanting WFH, & would need an inflation-busting 16% pay rise to reconsider working 5x a week in the office. Higher paid staff, particularly women, are more likely to push for even bigger pay rises to give up home working.
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Heartbreak as an adult sounds long. Contemplating taking annual leave so you can cry in front of the mirror.
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Woolwich is becoming unrecognisable. By the time I have kids they won’t believe that you could even once buy yam and plaintain in Woolwich.
Can’t wait for #WoolwichExchange to be built. Work is expected to commence Spring 2023 but couldn’t come sooner!. Go to #GeneralGordonSquare to see the exhibition today otherwise click below:. #Woolwich #Plumstead #SprayStreet #Crossrail #ElizabethLine
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Currently being used as a mannequin while my gf makes her blonde wig. How’s your evening going?.
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Loved the black ski trip content I’ve been seeing on insta recently. Keep it coming!.
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Do you get random moments when you want to tell the people close to you how much you appreciate them?.
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You guys were meeting the love of your lives at DLT while I was doing gbese. I’ve been doing it all wrong.
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Yauatcha is definitely my favourite Chinese restaurant. Everything on the menu is 🤌🏾.
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Passed my CFA level 1 exam.Got a new job.Saved around £25k.Lost most of my lockdown weight.
Tell me about something you did in 2021 that you're proud of 💞.
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How brilliant must your mind be to think of this and then create it.
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Oversharing is a serious issue on here imo but I can’t look past someone pouring out their frustrations and grown adults thinking that’s the right time to start mocking it.
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Watching this knowing that his Damilola's killers were given manslaugter instead of murder infuriates me #DamilolaOurLovedBoy.
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I’ll never get tired of seeing people celebrate graduating, losing weight etc. Make noise about your achievements.
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I complain about everything being too expensive at least 5 times a day.
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Scrapping in front of the reception desk so we’re both kicked out of the hotel. Nobody’s enjoying that trip, are you mad?.
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Arrogance is an ugly trait. Doing well for yourself is no excuse to belittle those who aren’t as fortunate.
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I’m now engaged to my soul mate! . So appreciative of the love and well wishes we’ve received this week. Being able to celebrate with loved ones yesterday was the cherry on top ❤️.
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This year has been an absolute rollercoaster, I want to get off.
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That Yoms video was so awkward to watch. I don’t know who would find that funny.
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I remember when I was on a date last year and this drunk girl walked up to us, looked at both of our faces then told me I was punching. I was fuming lool.
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If they’re going to scrap the 45% tax band to ‘improve incentives’, then they should have increased the 40% threshold too. 50k to 150k paying the same marginal tax was insane to begin with.
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Imagine going to prison because you licked ice cream for clout. My parents would have to lie and say I banged fraud.
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taking a pic/video of someone to then post it on social media in order to mock them will never sit well with me.
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My TL is a great mix. I can go from politics to football to ass eating in 5 tweets 😂.
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I’ve been waiting weeks for Boris to initiate plan B so I can WFH but management sent an email around basically saying “see you on Monday” 💀.
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We really have Boris and Matt Hancock leading us through the pandemic. No direction, just confusion and horniness.
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I knew that I’m getting old when I asked a child if she remembered me because I carried her as a baby. Life comes around fast 😂.
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Been thinking about this all night: 300,000 in the U.K. are homeless every night. 14% higher than last year.
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The uni student who stood outside Moorgate for hours handing out his CV bagged an internship at my firm. I respect it 🤝.
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