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I told myself that i will never ever be a stepfather but this young boy touched my heart
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Huyu jamaa asipoangaliwa vizuri kuna siku atavaa nyumba
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"Bhangi haina effect kwangu".... ,ako rooftop anatoa mabati isinyeshewe
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Mwenye alinidanganya nko handsome hadi nikanunua matress na bed ya 4 by 6, pillow mbilli na kidolly๐,,,,ulambwe uso na saitani๐ฅน
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Tukidate usiwai tumia rafiki yako kutest my loyalty juu wewe ndiye utakuwa rafiki yetu
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Kukosana na Dame ligi ikianza sio issue, issue ni venye ameniambia. ๐ฅน๐ญ Just listen ๐
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Una introduce Dame kwa morio wako alafu anakwambia 'huyu anaka dem anaweza kuvumilia ukiwa down' ๐ฅน
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Ameniambia lips zake ziko dry nikamuuliza 'kwani huskii uchungu ukitembea?',,,sai sioni DP.
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Maandamano kidogo nishashikiwa kwa supermarket ati nimeiba soda, sitawai vaa sweatpant bila boxer tena.
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Kama si hio nyama ya ngozi hutokanga midomo zikiwa zimekauka leo ningeshinda njaa
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Unaenda hosi unapewa madawa za kukunywa 1ร3 per day na ni after meal,,,kwani hawataki nipone.
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As a man give girls your number instead of asking for their numbers, if she texts or calls you now try your luck. Keep strong.
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ukinionea wivu unaweza niletea niiweke vizuri ndio isipotee tena
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'Get on your knees' used to sound scary when we were kids but now! ๐ซข Sai hata hamngoji kuambiwa
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Ukitaka kurudiana na Ex yule wa mahaga unafaa kusema 'I want her back' ama ni 'I want her back'?
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Kukuwa Dame ni lazima uoge mara kama tano hivi kwa siku, ya kwanza ni mchana joto ikikuwa mingi, pili ukitoka job,,,,na ukiamka asubui lazima uoge mara mbili.
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Hebu nikuulize with your current m~pesa balance unaeza travel Hadi wapi juu Mimi hata nguvu ya kusimama sai Sina
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A mistake that you should never do is telling your parents and your partners how much you earn after every two weeks.
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Please
@C_NyaKundiH
and
@omwambaKE
tell
@DCI_Kenya
this is what they are looking for. The movement started 9 years ago.
#rejectfainancebill2024
#FreeCrazyNaidobian
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Story na mavirgins nimenawa mikono, wacha niendelee kufungua hizi Curtains
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Unapata comrade akilia unadhani ni huzuni akonayo kumbe anaunda chumvi.
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Ukitaka kufukuza waluhya kwa tent waambie hyo hema ni ya wenye wamekula.. ..hakuna mluhya utapata kwa hio tent after 10 minutes
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Huyo Dame wako akona pantie moja imezeeka ukifanya mistake ya kumnunulia mpya huo ndio utakuwa mwanzo wako wa Kugongewa.
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Unaenda sleep over kwa mumama alafu unasahau uliweka log book na title deed yake Kwa mfuko alafu anakupeleka kwa DCI,,,ety wewe ni mwizi. Kwani mtu hawezi sahau jameni.
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If you think I will give you a shoulder to lean on then you are wrong, please know that my shoulders are for legs.
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Unajua tu vizuri wewe ndo tegemeo kwenu na hautumii CD
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Uzuri ya kudate mokorino ukificha kilemba hawezi toka kwa nyumba ๐
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She calls me 'BETTER' incase you tell her she deserves better.
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Hakunanga feeling mbaya time ya mechi kama kuambiwa na Dame 'Ukimaliza unifunikie wacha me nilale'
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Huyu fresha wa sai labda nimwite engineer coz she turns my software into a hardware
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Siku hizi mnapeleka syllabus mbio, juzi ilikuwa boot, jana sim 2 sai naskia mkiita moi University ๐
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Sikatai sijasoma lakini mbona useme sina Degree, infact zangu ni 38.
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Stima inapotea unaamka kuoga na torch unashindwa mbona notification zimekuwa mingi ,kumbe uko tiktok live ukioga
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Crazy kennar aside, Huyu anaweza kuwa ametoka part gani ya Kenya ๐
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"But we can still work this out"
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Hapa Nairobi CBD kuna dame amenikataa nikamwambia ilikuwa imetabiriwa hivyo. I was just fulfilling the prophesy.
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Mamako akikutuma ulikuwa unakataa, unafikiria sai ukijituma utaenda mbali
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"Hapo Umesema alphabet inaanza na CBD? " 'wee andika imetoka uko mbele kwa Jacob Juma.'
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Naweza kuita remote juu before nikutumie lazima nikuslap huko nyuma
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Bro, ety pesa yenye ulinikopa ulipe rent uliwekea Manchester united kichwa
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Nimenunua kamba ya chwani na thao nikasema keep change sahii washanipeleka police station
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Mimi sio Bien, Kukosana nawe nayo nilitarajia
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My brain nikitoka supermarket bila kubuy kitu 'act natural, you've done nothing wrong'
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Sasa venye sai naskia kichwa inaniuma nataka nitafute picha ya daktari niweke kwa nyumba ndio maumivu yakizidi namwona daktari hapo
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Nimeuliza morio flani kama anakuwanga tweep akaniambia yeye sio maskini kama mimi, sijui Nita heal lini ๐ฅน
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The dawg in me is evident that I was born via doggy styl3
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Sikuizi kila mtu amekuwa mwizi hizi streets, unakaa tu hivi depression inakumaliza
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Jirani ametoka bafu na hii morneng boner nilikuwa nimeituliza for one hour sasa naanza upya mangai
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Ni saa ngapi sai naskia kuingia telegram kuwatch news
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Mom: mbona hii nyumba inanuka mafuta na hakuna mtu ameoga ๐ญโ ๏ธ.
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Ushago unaoganga ukilala unaamka na vumbi kama msee ameshinda kulima na tractor na bado huwezi FUA blanketi ๐
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Definition of a campus student๐๐
Mtu ambaye ajui jioni atakula nini.
Mtu ambaye hung'ara sana na hanaga pesa
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Tangu nianze kuskiza ngoma za Nandia mu-cummy nimekuwa a-raw boy ๐
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Sai nikipatana na msee amevaa jezi ya man U 'Rudisha hio takataka uko'
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@C_NyaKundiH
BREAKING:
That's why they killed Ogolla before passing the Bill...so he wouldn't protect protesting citizens.... ๐
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Mtu hata hakuwa anafanya assignments akiwa shule ndiye anakwambia 'mark my words'
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Tangu msee wa mortuary aningotee 'niaje customer' sina amani kabisa
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Nimeambia bibi sitaki kuona pillow kwa kitanda saa hii, kama ni kulala alalie hii taxin.
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Mumama akikuuliza kama akununulie boxer usiwai kataa, morio wangu sai ashanunuliwa nduthi na mama kanisa
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Ukiishi na roommate mluhya hata hufai kumuuliza mpike nini juu response inakuwanga tu moja, 'Tupike chakula mingi'
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"Wallahi sitakuumiza nitaingiza kichwa tu" ๐๐
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Huyu wa sai hadi amenipa upkeep yake nimuwekee wallahi msinigongee
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Saka kadem ka miaka 60 ndio usishtuke hata ukimwaga ndani
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'wacha nilale bila kukojoa ndio kesho niamke mapema' amekojoa kwa bed ๐
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Me naona tukuje CBD na guka zetu wote watoe nguo walaani Ruto.
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Nikiwa Fresher nishai kuta lec akiuza mutura nikaamua kudiffer bana, ๐kwenda ku apply nikakuta bado yeye ndiye Dean
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