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Need gym rat AU where Killer, Kid, Luffy, and Zoro all go to the gym every single day together and they normally don't pay attention to who walks into the gym until these weird nerdy lanky dudes with baggy t shirts come in and are trying to figure out the row machine
Kaido, one of the worst characters, calls Yamato his son and never once misgenders him. What the hell is wrong with people calling him by the wrong pronouns. Yes I'm new here. lmfao I'm mad about this.
Shachi and Penguin giving Law an absurd amount of confidence to where he knows he looks good kn Hawaiin shirts or thinks he's hilarious. Two ducklings imprinted to their weird freak mother and thinks he's the best in the world and he believes them. Which is cute.
Law wasn't surprised when Shachi showed a dorsal fin and tail. He was already well aware of Dellinger who could do the same with being a hybrid himself. No, what surprised him was watching instinct take over. Seeing Shachi butt his head roughly against Penguins own, watching
Law can lift a weight, but he doesn't want to, but he has two idiots who say they need to get stronger and healthier, and Penguin runs to the community pool and slides in like a fish excited to be in water again, and we have Luffy and Killer looking at these two respectively
mannerless disgusting behavior but still gets annoyed and Killer is on his phone ordering a swimsuit because he needs to join the man who's doing perfect butterfly's, like oh he knows how to swim, but when he tries to walk over to the pool, he slips and Penguin is rushing out to
wondering what possessed these out of shape individuals who don't know what a stair master is to get a gym membership, and Zoro is not paying attention because he has exercise to worry about and a bitchy cook who won't stop sending him annoyed texts about how he left his meal
Shachi smiling menacingly in the distance towards Kid with the thoughts of pushing the large redhead over a table to fuck and mark him. Like we got Kid who is a bottom pretending to be a top and Shachi who's a top that everyone thinks bottoms. But they will both fight and fuck.
prep on the counter, and Kid is now fighting over the free weights with Shachi and threatens him with a lifting challenge, and Law is watching this short guy walk over with way too much confidence to ask him what he's doing while picking his nose and Law is kinda in to the
He wasn't normal. He knew that, it was drilled into his head enough times when he was younger that he couldn't ever possibly forget. An omega didn't hide their nest, but his mind screamed at him everytime he tried to build one in the open. A voice shouting "its not good enough
I just like the idea that Killer doesn't mind taking off his mask or showing his face when he's with someone he trusts or loves, but Penguin? Penguin has massive panic attacks if someone even THINKS about trying to remove his hat. He refuses to take it off.
front of his jeans, he was inclined to actually take his crewmate up on his offer. "Fuck me? Did you fuck the others too?"
"Law, I've fucked half our crew."
(And that's all I've got right now lol needed to jot something down before work kills me)
"Lawlu DNI!!" proceeds to discover this is because of age gap, yet they ship KidKiller hardcore. Yall need to make it make sense.
Anyway ship who you want but omg lmfao
I mean, Law is shown to be so close to Bepo in the same way Shachi and Penguin are close with each other. So while there were two scrappy kids clinging to one another in Wolfs home trying to build trust and feel safe, we all KNOW Bepo walked into Laws space and said he can't
Shachi being a hybrid with Orca tendencies that he never refers to the Hearts as his "Crew" but his "Pod". He has established dominance over Penguin by butting his head against him and raking his teeth against his shoulder. He tried with Law, but Law shambled him outside the sub.
Penguin finding the perfect rock to give Killer and Killer thinks he's just into rocks until Heat looks at the rock he placed on his shelf and says "So you were proposed to. Thought it'd be the other way around."
Killer: Huh?
Penguin so scared Killer is gonna leave so he "baby traps" him, but learns as time goes on he never actually did because Killer always wanted a family and especially with Penguin
him swim quickly through rough waters and tear through an unsuspecting large fish with his sharp teeth. The man was a hunter, he was social, and he thrived on establishing territory and hierarchy. Penguin didn't mind any of his best friends antics, but Law did.
Actually, Killer peacocking is kinda funny thought. Sees Penguin in the distance and purposefully starts flexing, spinning his scythes, Kids looking at him like "You okay, bro? Your veins are protruding from your arms."
"but do they look big?"
his pupils now predatory slits. "I'm not trying to be captain, stupid. I'm trying to establish our relationship, Im trying to establish my Pod. Would it help if I fucked you instead?" Now Law was confused, but with Shachi this close and his wandering hand making its way to the
and Bepo hang all over you." Shachi was pouting and for minute, Law actually felt like it was unfair, until he realized the different implications.
"Bepo and Penguin are working through familial instincts, yours is heirarchy establishment. I know this from one of Doffys own."
Law couldn't lose the battle of whatever "my dicks bigger" contest Shachi was parading about. Shachi would try to sneak up and rake his teeth against Law, but the Heart Captain was quicker, shambling him into the sea and glaring through the sub window in warning.
Bringing the man back into the Tang was comical. He was soaking wet and glaring daggers back at Law. Despite loving the water and loving to swim, Shachi wasn't fond of being thrown into sea without warning. "You can glare at me all you want but this asserting dominance shit
Shachi and Penguin on their respective bunks one night in the Tang.
Shachi: Hey Pengy, I think we could tag team Law.
Penguin: You think? We definitely could. Why, you wanna spitroast him?
Shachi: Yeah.
Yall wanna know brain rot? I just got my dog some new toys and then I looked closely when I was in the checkout and realized I grabbed, the penguin, the flamingo, and the crocodile
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Sanji just needs a hug or to not be touches, Law wants 45 different things but won't say what it is and then absolutely overstimulates himself in a quiet room alone 🤣
Okay but with the smile fruit imagine the kid pirates do survive, but the hearts do not and when Law delivers the news to Killer that Penguin is dead all he can do is laugh and he's breaking, he's falling apart, but he can't even grieve outwardly in the way he wants.
has got to stop." Law crossed his arms and watched as the redhead began to wring out his hat. "Aw come on Captain, it ain't serious. We all know you're the one in charge."
"If you're aware of this fact then you'll quit your shit."
"Thats no fair, Captain! You let Pengy and
Seastone chastity belt on Law, Luffy keeps trying to get it off but goes limp every time he touches it. Law is just grumpy as hell about the whole situation.
Brat tamer Killer gets his work cut out for him when he realizes Penguin is a worse brat than Kid. How the hell is this even possible? He has to hold him down by the throat to get him to behave and the response he gets is Penguin smirking "Is that all you got big boy?"
The thought that Bepo, Shachi, and Law all have to wrestle Penguin to the floor, just to remove his hat to wash it and his hair. Bro is living in grease cause he hates being exposed.
"He's insatiable when he's rutting. I'd rather you just let him weather it out alone."
"I'm his mate, I can handle it! What are your coordinates!?"
And that's how the snail call ended and Penguin found himself once again aboard the Victoria Punk. He convinced Bepo easily to let
A quick quirk of his brow from under his sunglasses and a sly smirk appearing on his face made Law slightly unnerved. 'What the hell is going on in his head now?' is all he could think before Shachi was up in his face. Law could see wide eyes from beneath the man's glasses
Killer showing off photos of Penguin in his phone to his friends like. "And here he is eating cereal, and this one I took when he fell asleep in the bathtub and oh, this one is of him in a Penguin onesie..." Kid, Heat, and Wire fighting for their lives with fake smiles
"It's hurt!" Penguin was rushing towards the large animal worried, Shachi standing back and looking apprehensively at what his friend was heading towards. "Dude, I know you're like...studying to be a vet, but it could have rabies or something!"
Penguin putting himself into a sugar coma by eating a dozen cinnamon rolls in one sitting. Killer coming home to find him laying on the floor and freaks out thinking he's dead, but when he picks him up he hears a groan and a "My tummy hurts" and rolls his eyes "Again?"
Listen, Half mink Penguin, Half fishman Shachi, and three eyed Killer are all extremely close to my heart. Then there is Kid, magnet extordinaire, the missing 7th satellite
Need omega Penguin to do that thing where once he's knotted and cums himself he's lost in the sauce and purring excessively, scent marking and rubbing his face everywhere on his alpha, unable to form one single coherent thought, just needs skin to skin contact and to be held.
Modern AU: Penguin crying on the phone to Shachi how Killer is cheating on him and Shachi is like "With who!? I'll beat the shit out of Killer and the bastard he's cheating with!" and Killer can hear Shachi yelling over the phone and says "I JUST PROPOSED TO ABIGAIL IN STARDEW"
Okay, but best friend pillow talk. After a long day of chores or exploring islands Shachi and Penguin go to their shared bedroom and just cuddle and talk about anything and everything. Sometimes they make out and sometimes they fuck. Because that's what best friends do.
Penguin works as an animal keeper at a local zoo and Killer runs the snack cart for visitors. He gets distracted sometimes seeing this cute guy handling the animals, feeding them, and telling all the kids fun facts when they ask. Killer is smitten, Penguin is oblivious.
the smaller man into his nest and chuffing against him. "We can do whatever you want." And despite the small voice still telling him it was a mess and his alpha would leave, this was the most comfortable he's felt in his own nest in years.
I think it's funny how Penguin and Shachi beat the shit outta Bepo and Bepo was just hanging around cause he wanted to be friends. But then I start spiraling and thinking about why they did that, they weren't bad kids, not even bullies, they had lost everything so quickly
Never forget Law looking over at Penguin and Shachi locked in a cell and then looks at Hawkins and immediately goes "Where's the bear?" Doesn't even care about the two idiots (jk I know he does)
Pen about to be knotted and roughly fucked and mated for 3 days straight. Kid about to get bit for entering the den and walking to close to Penguin. Killer about to have his cockwarmed while he growls posessively and covers that omega in his big arms.
Hopeless romantic Penguin, who hides romances novels under his pillow and daydreams about finding someone he can love and who will love him, draws hearts in the bylines when he has a crush, writes stupid poetry, Shachi knows but won't bring attention to it.
What if a relationship was never established, Killer and Penguin just fucked in an alley on Saboady and then every time they happen to be in the same area they meet up and fuck again and again and Killer sometimes brings food and they sit and talk afterwards but nothing
The problem with me starting something new when I'm so fixated on One Piece is that whatever I try to get into is just going to be an AU with OP characters
Reality tho, Penguin and Shachi are like codependent in such a way that when they aren't together Shachi is a lot more stupid and Penguin is a lot less confident
wasn't good enough. He'd never be good enough. And now he was standing in a room, of a potential mate. An alpha he really really liked, and his mind was yelling at him again. "Not good enough" A choked whine escaped his vocal chords, thick tears brimming his eyes as he stared
it's not safe enough. They're going to tear it up, rip it away, you can't have this, you don't even know what you're doing." Penguin hated it. He hated nesting headspace he hated being terrible at something he should just instincutally be good at. His friends have tried, but he
that's when his alpha just happened to walk back in the room. "I talked to Kid about divvying up my chores for the-" the alpha froze staring at the sobbing omega who hadn't removed his eyes from the bed. "Pen? You okay?" He couldnt turn around, couldn't face the rejection but he
Killer took it upon himself to walk carefully towards him, pushing a calming scent towards the other in hopes he'd take a breath and talk to him. "I love it, what's the matter, you don't like it? We can build one together if you'd like."
Penguin just shook his head his hands coming up and wiping at his face "Shit, sorry this is embarrassing. I just, you really like it? you're not going to leave?" Killer shook his head gently, his expression softening beneath the mask and in some strange way, Penguin could tell.
Not me thinking about crocodad actually excited to be a parent but the reason he became so fucking bitter about the whole thing was because the moment he gave birth dragon took the child away quickly saying it was best for all of them not even allowing Crocodile to hold him.
at the bed, wanting to make a nest, wanting to build a special place just for him and his alpha, But memories echoed through his mind "No alpha is going to want your shitty nest. They only want one thing from you. Stupid omega." He was...he was stupid. Stupid stupid worthless...
"You'd have to kill me if you want me to leave." That got a slight wet chuckle from the omega before his broken purrs began to even out once more. "I'd rather just, lay in the nest with you and not talk about this, is that okay?" Killer had wrapped his arms around him dragging
Damn why is there an uprising in fandom space of people getting mad their ships aren’t popular? My ships aren’t popular, I’m just loud about them and because I’m loud more people ship them, where’s the passion people! Instead of making this something it isn’t, ENJOY be PASSIONATE
Even with the constant barrage of negative thoughts his body moved accordingly, he forced himself to not hide the nest anywhere and began to place things on the bed. Blankets and pillows and spare shirts and items he brought from his own pack for his 2 week voyage with his alphas
I like to think that Omega Penguin purrs a lot when he's happy. It's common for omegas to purr quietly when content or nesting or with their mate, but Penguin purrs loud, like a literal penguin and it's almost like a stim for him, he can't help it. So much energy and he needs to
No fandom has matched the support the OP fandom gives when it comes to AUs and everyone's ideas. I come from two separate fandoms who chose the two-four AUs someone created and then made sure thos were the only popular ones, erasing everyone else's ideas who even tried.
Both Shachi and Penguins eyesight is shit, the fact they needed binoculars to see but everyone else was fine and could see the distance has convinced me
We all know when Kid and Law were watching Luffy punch the shit out of Kaido they were just thinking about how badly they wanted the rubber man to fuck their pussies.
wasn't about to give up. "Wait, I can fix it, Killer...I promise, I can fix it. It'll be good enough for you, I swear." Killer was baffled by the statement, he hadn't seen the other react like this before. "did you build us a nest?" Penguin choked back a sob "I'm sorry."