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I tweet when I’m bored

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Joined August 2012
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Abeg I didn’t know you were a fucking fool. My mistake
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@KikeAbayomi
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3 years
Telling myself I can only start studying when the time ends w :00 or :30 is my greatest form of procrastination
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Na only people wey dey alive dey make love. Focus please #EndSARS
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
I think the funniest thing that has ever happened to me was going on baecation and coming back single 😂😂😂😂😂
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Missing Lagos >>> actually being in Lagos
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
My life rn is just “Omo” “Mehn” & “ffs” on repeat
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid:
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Meanwhile some of us are eating Wagamamas in terminal 3 and Nigeria is on the red list 🤣🤣 God which way
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Just wondering where you’d go that you can order indomie?
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
People that hosted 777 are idiots, but if you carried yourself there abeg you’re just as stupid and inconsiderate if not more
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Nigerians that have never lived in Nigeria or have been there maybe once when they were 2 on twitter: Oluwajumoke Omo Yoruba naijabarbie zanku for life🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Mood:
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Guys that assassinate please begin work
@erenma_
Dab$
4 years
Pls oh who poisoned abacha that year? Pls come and help us pls
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
2 years
Just watched this video on Tiktok and im in serious disbelief that the lyrics aren’t “I will never steal from my mothers pot, tell lies to daddy…”
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Some Nigerians should be banned from making food trays, how will you put asun right next to cake and a pack of parle g
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 months
Seems like there’s a lack of slay queen in Canada just young wifey, nawa
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Ghosting him so he never has the ability to break your heart >>
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Me - *breathes* My mum - you’re just so rude
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Didn’t add the seasoning duh
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
LMFAO Christmas show that we started rehearsals in September as if we were performing for the queen
@ebelee_
Ebele
4 years
LMAO Greensprings was a performing arts school as far as I’m concerned. From National day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, boarding house barbeque, talent hunt in boarding, swag awards.... we were always performing up and down 😭😭 #ISWISPodcast
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Arise, O Compatriots 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬Up naija!!
@gr1llo__
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9ja🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬😏🥳
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Very soon there’d be nativeland documentary on Netflix
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Please they should speak up, no time for whispering
@0nlyv0nta
🏌🏽‍♂️.
4 years
you’d be surprised who be wanting you on the low 😭
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Someone like me would have stupidly picked 5
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
That bloody Samaritan uncle was chasing me in my dream. I have to delete Tiktok
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Not guys justifying nonsense with “everybody is doing it” so you, you don’t have sense?
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
9 years
😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/KNXwbEZtBT
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Micheal & foresight 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Hate when I’m so drunk that I forget to suck in my stomach ugh
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
“When i look into your eyes all I see is your waist.” His damn mind, genius
@Eminitybaba_
Commissioner for Dodo™️
5 years
Davido once said ???
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Poverty i command you to die now !!
@cuppymusic
Cuppy
4 years
Woke up stressed again, one way ticket to Dubai with just hand luggage. 💕✈️ #CuppyOnAMission
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
2 years
You’ll be having a bad day and one annoying man will walk in front of your face and say “wow beautiful” and your day will just get worse
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
2 years
My 16 year old brother is finally hoovering his room. Thank God for babes o. I can even thank her when she arrives
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
How many seasons of love island would it take for black babes to realise this is not the place 😩😩
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
EndSWATnowwedontwantanystinkingreform
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Nigerian Christianity should be a different category entirely
@PastorEAAdeboye
Pastor Adeboye
4 years
No matter how educated or successful you are, your husband is your head and you must regard him as such at all times. It is a terrible thing for a husband to feel his wife is his head. Many men are misbehaving in their marriages simply because they want to establish #MGO72
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Hope you people will start paying jack for running the country on his app
@ProfOsinbajo
Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
4 years
My heart goes out to all the victims of the Lekki shootings, and also the policemen and all other men and women who lost their lives in the past few days in different parts of Lagos & other states.
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Everyone protesting is so inspiring. In a country that frustrates every effort made specifically by the youth it’s so easy to give up. Thank you to all of you for not giving up and protesting for not only yourselves but everyone #EndSARS
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
2 years
I seriously underestimated Gemma in the beginning. She’s so well spoken and mature #LoveIsland
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Or till you’re married, with your first child. Even then be wary
Never tell a nigga you like him till he love you period.
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Anton will now say this is also his type
@oliviazao
liv 💛
5 years
Yeah, the new girl is a proper stunner
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Is it that I’m not tweeting enough?
@AaeMae
A✨
3 years
It’s the card for me 🥲💖💕💕💕
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Heartbreak will have you starting “breakthrough through breakup” Bible plan
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
I’m trying to daydream but this lecturer is making too much noise
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@KikeAbayomi
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4 years
You really said something here o
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Uni shaming as well. You’d think it’s easy to get into uni
@KRUEGERXVI
KRUEGER
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Job shaming 🤝 bottom tier behaviour
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Ched moving like Davido, ka hmmm😭😭
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Instagram and suggesting I follow my opps 🤞🏾
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
LMFAO I cannot believe this, hope AIS also offers American citizenship
@ENIBOY
Eniola Akinkuotu
3 years
American International School in Nigeria charges 20 million naira per year while St. Saviour's, a primary school in Lagos, charges 8 million naira per year. What if your child repeats?
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@KikeAbayomi
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5 years
Bad vibes
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
People that wear puffer jackets or even jackets in Lagos, I have so many questions but the main one is aren’t you hot
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Honestly can’t believe no one is madly in love with me, utterly ridiculous
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Can’t believe partying in a pandemic is up for debate :sss. Anyway this is what happens when you give stupid people attention.
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
8 years
😩😩 Wtf?
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Enjoyment only
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@tweeteleine
Madeleine
5 years
Reply with your baby pics that have the same energy you exude now
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
I’m sure it’s this hefty shoe that broke the VIP stand
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
When guys you don’t know stop you on the road they’d be like “I know this is weird” okay so you knew and still did it, so you’re mad right ?
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Getting out of bed during winter 1000 times harder
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
I still will never understand how they can say tall dark and handsome and be referring to a yt person
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
I think I should just stop tweeting, I always have to bite my damn tongue. I hate men
@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Micheal my true king
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@KikeAbayomi
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5 years
Me watching myself
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Apparently once a clown, always a clown. It’s not by New Years
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Nawa, no one will know we came out of the womb single
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
I’m tired, me too i want
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Can’t wait for Nigerians to stop lying to themselves
@SteveNdukwu
Steven Ndukwu
4 years
This is Lagos in 4K.. I am tired of seeing ugly footages of this city. people still think we live in caves and we wear leafs as cloths.. it’s time to change that narrative I appreciate the Retweets 🙏
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@KikeAbayomi
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5 years
So will I get a refund for this outfit and my makeup ?
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5 years
Alcohol 🤝 embarrassment
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
She said “that’s genius” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@cuppymusic
Cuppy
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Recorded “JOLLOF ON THE JET” today!!! 🛩🍛 Who should I feature??? 🔊🎶
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
If I see one more “getting my nails done in a lagos market for £5 (N10,000) 🤪” I might just have to deactivate my whole Tiktok
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
So this is the video my ex has been watching
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Please what does this mean ?
@AdemideAdimA
Ademide Adim Akpapunam
4 years
Who actually wears two airpods at the same time ?? Like is that a thing ?
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Can’t lie it’s giving plt
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
They’re both absolutely horrible friends
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Me: my skin is terrible Someone: have you seen mine? You don’t know what terrible is you’re even lucky Okay but did I ask you??
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Pov: it’s 2025 & vanessa hudgens is now playing 6 different people in the princess switch
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
LMFAO see my friends 😭😭😭😭
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Lmfaooooooooo idk why I didn’t expect him to sound like this
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Wow congrats black twitter, we did it o
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Trying to sleep and all I can hear is “don’t rush, slow touch”
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
I wish emails had read receipts so I can just know which company is ignoring me abeg
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
God i just want better for my people
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
3 years
Chile....somebody help him please. He’s lost.
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
If Meghan should even mistakenly smile in public daily mail will be like "Meghan showing a disturbing sense sense of joy as she plans a celebratory event over death of Pr*nce Ph*ll*p"
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
One of those twins will pick mike and all of a sudden Leanne will be ‘crazy’
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Rather be single than embarrassed 🙏🏾
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Only after men see competition they’d remember they like you
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Please no one should ask me what I’m going to do again. Unless you’re willing to contribute to that £2500
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Heathrow operating purely on vibes
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
These people are in spiritual bondage w pubs
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
3 years
Brits brave freezing temperatures to enjoy pints at midnight as lockdown eases
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Damn that ASOS discount would’ve been too mad
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Job abeg
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
It’s the £15 phone bill for me, you’ll just open insta, data has finished
@hewantswealth
HeWantsWealth© 🇯🇲📈💸💎
3 years
What you can do in London with 40k salary Net = £29,632 / Monthly = £2,469 Rent 🏡 - £650p/m Train 🚂 - £200p/m Food 🍱 - £220p/m Phone 📲 - £15p/m Self care 💇🏿‍♂️ - £100p/m Life insur 🙏🏾 - £20p/m Fun stuff 💃🏾 - £100p/m Save/invest - £1164💰✅
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
I always knew being a twitter celeb was my calling. Goodnight
@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
Missing Lagos >>> actually being in Lagos
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
I’m genuinely jealous of every girl that can braid their own hair
@dajjrambo
𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢
3 years
Small Feed-ins 🥸.
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
Please this benson in babygirltos’ videos, I really want to be his friend 😭😭
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
5 years
So there are people that actually look like this, I’m finished
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
4 years
My sister cooks and stuff and she’s so good at it. Anyway go check it out on insta - koffsseatss 🥺
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Someone can’t even be bored in peace on this app
@HoodHealer
AstroBae☄️
3 years
You’re not bored, you just lack purpose and passion!
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Sometimes I just be sitting down and I’m like wow I really love burna boy
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
3 years
Please kofo just asked my dad who Southgate was before she tweeted this. Do not be fooled
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@KikeAbayomi
kikelomo
2 years
Love island reminds me that white people acc date based on hair colour…
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