Keir Starmer (Parody)
@Kier_Starmer_PM
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Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Tool makers son. #Pebbledash-semi. (Parody)
North London elite
Joined December 2022
I am commited to endless war and destruction.
📍 Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer is at the #NATOsummit in Washington D.C. today. Underlining the UK's commitment to protecting our country and our allies. ▪️Spending 2.5% of GDP on defence ▪️Strategic review of defence capabilities ▪️Standing up for Ukraine against Russia
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Austerity is tough, but it's for the greater good. Just like these £100k+ in gifts – football tickets, designer clothes, Taylor Swift concerts, a personal shopper, glasses (multiple pairs, naturally), a wardrobe upgrade for Lady Starmer... all essential for leading the nation. Sacrifices must be made, just... not by me, obviously. #LeadershipPerks #GiftsForKeir #BudgetingLikeABoss #PoliticsAsUsual
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Conference of 2019 was all about waving silly flags in solidarity with Palestine. We've changed the party. Now its all about ME and my hilarious jokes.
Someone heckles Keir Starmer about the mass slaughter of children in Gaza. Starmer laughs and suggests he got his pass from the 2019 Labour conference. Genuinely vile behaviour.
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RT @Kier_Starmer_PM: Things can only get... worse with my Labour Party. We MUST ensure that those beaten down by years of Tory austerity ar…
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RT @Kier_Starmer_PM: The grown-ups are in charge now, and that means our government can't help the people in our society who truly need it…
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The grown-ups are in charge now, and that means our government can't help the people in our society who truly need it this winter without freezing them in their homes first, I'm afraid. #WinterFuelAllowance
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Things can only get... worse with my Labour Party. We MUST ensure that those beaten down by years of Tory austerity are now beaten down by years of Labour austerity. Say NO to hope, and say YES to saying 'change' a lot without any desernable plan to do so.
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Just completed a highly synergistic meeting on public safety. We're innovating by 'thinking outside the cell' to optimize our overcrowded prisons. When it comes to security, it's all about maximizing potential—literally. 🇬🇧 #Leadership #CuttingEdge
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When you become Prime Minister you get access to the best corporate areas. Thanks @coroporatelobbyists for a great day out at the Arsenal. #winning #COYG
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The grown ups are in charge now. And that means NEVER allowing more than one ideology into the two party system. #UKPolitics #LeadershipMatters
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RT @Kier_Starmer_PM: Some say neoliberal policies and austerity are the root causes of the riots. But if you wanted investment in public se…
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In a well-functioning media landscape, this story would spell disaster for both me and the Labour Party.
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I believe in words over action. That's why my government's mission will break down barriers to opportunity for young and old people across Britain.
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RT @Kier_Starmer_PM: As debates over austerity continue, it's important to stress that despite reduced growth, widening inequality, underfu…
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RT @BujakPaula: @Kier_Starmer_PM Just started a new job and already moaning about not having holiday😂👌. Is this a parody account?
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RT @Kier_Starmer_PM: I have made a sacrifice not many in my position have made. After much deliberation I've decided to put my country firs…
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I have made a sacrifice not many in my position have made. After much deliberation I've decided to put my country first and NOT take my much needed 5 star European vacation. #dedication #dreamholiday #cancelled
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RT @Kier_Starmer_PM: Ive received a lot of angry messages today but if both the far left and the far right are angry at you, you must be do…
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