Kgodisho Pheladi 🎨
@KgodishoMoloto
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▪️Visual artist ▪️Photographer ▪️Fictional writer ▪️Story-teller ▪️Drawing, Sculpture & Painting ▪️Make-up artist ▪️Special Effect MakeUp. IG:Kgodisho_art
South Africa
Joined August 2019
😩I admitted myself at the hospital, begged the nurse to call him and ask him to please come by. Well, I made it sound like a death wish kind of a request. Soon as I heard that he was coming, I had to open my eyes slightly just to get a glimpse of his reaction soon as he. .
What’s the craziest thing you did after a breakup? 🙃👀.
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. walked in. Man came in with the girl he told me he was seeing and leaving me for. He had flowers and she carried a fruit basket. "how's my cousin? Is she going to be alright?" he asked the nurse that was attending me at that time. I think I died twice and came back.
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@Lefentje_M 🥺🥺It was difficult. I hit the gym, socialized more and dated his uncle here and there sis.
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@Sphoza_01 😂 😂 😂 The nurse took my file and swooped it under her armpit and walked away. 😩😩.She came back after they left and said "askies nana. " 💀.
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@MichaelBucwa 1. Get in your car,.2. Look at yourself inthe rear mirror, fix your face.3. Say to yourself "I can do this". 4. Get out of the car.5. Lock it, tap the back left tyre. 6. Take 6 steps away from it, stop and look at it.7. Walk to your destination, don't forget an umbrella. 🥺💗💗.
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@Milly_Thabs92 This que becomes shorter and easy to tolerate because of the stunning view of every single bev around you. Jager whispering your name while Shiraz winks at you and Savannah is just giving you bedroom eyes. 🥺🥺🥺Jiki jiki "next customer please", it's done.
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@akreana_ 🥺I couldn't find my phone. I cried so bad and panicked. I video-called my brother (with the same phone) to tell him that I had lost my phone. I even went far as using it's flashlight to look for it under the bed. 🙁.
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@AdvoBarryRoux 🥺Yoh the cuddles from these arms, surely nkare a python squeezing the life out of a deer. 💀🥺🥺.
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I came across a man like this some time back, he was sitting down with his buddies. He cat called me, commented on my body and bums. How he was going to make sure he smashes my vagina. The gents laughed and he kept verbally assaulting me. I stopped, "uzongiyenzani?" he asked. .
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@ChrisExcel102 This is disgusting and disrespectful. Tjo!!! Poor guy doesn't even know how to react, Hai kodwa shit is normalized watseba. At his workplace, while doing his job. Imagine nkabe amo tshele ka petrol ka mistake clit e shushumale, a different tune would be sang now so. 🥺 🥺 🥺.
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@sphelel_e 😭😭😫Yes, as a smoothie though. I couldn't swallow solid foods for days!!! I was hungry and broke. Pride aside. 😂🤣🤣🤣💔.
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I told him that one day, his daughters will be treated the same way he treated me. Is this how he'd like his daughters to be treated in the streets? To feel unsafe in the hands of men like him. I told him where to get off. One of his friends apologized on his behalf. !!.
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@Bathong_Roli Boil the wors with abit of water.Prepare grated/ blended tomatoes and tomato paste.Finely chop onions.Take out the wors soon as there's no water but oil left.With the same oil, fry the onions, add whatever spices you like, add the tomato (paste) then add back the vors. Done.
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@MametjaThobile1 He passed away on Monday, in my arms. 😢😢😢😭. May his beloved soul rest in peace. 🥺 🥺 ❤️ ❤️.
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@DlalaChampion That flag represents Peace, nothing hectic. They are celebrating Peace. You might see her wearing a white dress, that's a sign of Peace warra. Thekga ditho. ❤️.
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@danielmarven The person who took the photo was in the toilet, with the door opened. That's how the stunning view was captured.
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@Oley_Mnqai The way he used to look deep in my eyes, as he thrusted me, my water tight muscles coiling him inside. 🥺 Ooh I cannot mention, when he went downtown on me, I'd hear the birds and the bees, humming, chirping and sipping the nectar in my rose. 🌹 He loved me right!!!.
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@Yanga_Co The shocking things I found out from my drunk relatives about me and my family. Shocking!!!! Alcohol becomes some sort of truth syrum. 🥺 🥺
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@MbuyiseniNdlozi @MbalulaFikile "kere ka mmotsa ditabana tsa gagwe, lemo a mponang o changer strata. Ke Fikza ka i1, number 2, goa senyega"
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@Ori_RSA Ori, I stopped doing this coz he said he didn't really like it. Only for him to cheat on me with a hun that wears weaves and put on a full face-beat makeup. She even scratched his back with there nails. 😣 I took my bald head and left. Now I do what makes me happy.
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@AdvoBarryRoux 😩 "your grandma is crying, she's asking why she was buried in the bathroom not at the graveyard"
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@Abramjee "hello Mr Tsotsi, wait. Before you doknap me, did the lady get out of the fucken car?"
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@sissgugu Go give your boyfriend this money, pay for both your rent. 😊😊😊That man was everything. 🥺 But he ended up hurting me while I looked up at him like a father figure, a role model.
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@SimelaneSabelo @Sinthumule__ @ChrisExcel102 "Kekana, we have found a new member of the squad. Look at this investigation. 🔥"
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I made a turn and walked towards where they were seated. I went close to him, all his friends went on silent mode. Deep down I was scared but wanted to do this. I felt the need to. I asked him politely to repeat what he was saying. I looked at him straight in his eyes. .
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@ChrisExcel102 It's called mock marriage, trial preparation. Should it fail, it's okay it was worth a try. My man, sorry, my bf won't be hungry around me and wear dirty clothes just bcoz he didn't marry me. Let me do every chore and care for him out of love, with no hesitation.
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"kanti ani (play in Isizulu) kini na?" he asked me. The arrogance in his voice faded away, I went on and asked him if he had kids, daughter(s) to be specific. He said it's none of my business, I hardly moved my eyes from his when I spoke to him. He said he has 2 daughters. .
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@SizweDhlomo 🥺 🤲🏾 Net here, for 5 years-nyana. You won't even notice me. I'll tame my dog to bark in small caps, in silence. 🥺🥺❤️
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@Ditabe_ Go take a bath. Imagine myself testing for HIV and getting negative results. Peeing on a pregnancy test stick and also getting negative results. Then go back again for round 2.
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@Shimza01 "wait, why ekare Bester is off camera and his mic is off??? CALL THE POLICE". 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
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@Solphendukaa I used to, however it made me feel like I was open for other options. I stopped and focused on the same man that married another woman down the line. Guess who's nose is painted red and wears a colorful wig?? Me.
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@lontshwa Find yourself a rat that will prepare you nice ratatouille meals and pamper you sis ♥🥺.
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@PrinceKaybee_SA My date once pulled up wearing sharp noses, summer shorts and a silk shirt. Not to mention a beanie. Yoh. 🥺 🥺 🥺 I felt like disappearing. I didn't act awkward or anything, I didn't want to weigh down his confidence ey, I told him he looked nice.
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@lwazi82093855 Can you kindly tell me why you are saying that? Is it because the masculinity in you fails to believe that a woman can actually stand for herself??? Make me understand.
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@Fal01Boss @Sphoza_01 😂 😂 I think she tried to save me but ooo, man was ready to finish me off.
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@ayanda_yandiey_ 1. Wash your hands. 2. Pick up the phone. 3. Look at it for 5 seconds. 4. Take a deep breath. 5. Lock it. 6. Take it to your bedroom. 7. Shove it under the his pillow. 8. Drink a glass of water my Queen 👑.
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@Shonny_SA "Can I please have 3 shorts of Redbat on the rocks and 2 turtlenecks of Nike for my ladies over there. " 🥃
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@Ditabe_ Sex is a two minute activity of heavy breathing and sweating ontop of each other. While onthe other hand he is a lifetime partner to keep???? Obviously, I'll stay. There are many ways to kill a cat (to orgasm).
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@DlalaChampion Did they use Handy-Andy as part of the sauces?? This is too Harpic clean for me. Kea gana. I want to eat Kota with my eyes wide opened, looking for yummy stuff I don't understand how they got into it. The bread looks like it was ironed at the Dry-cleaners Tjo!!!!!! 👏🏽
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My then partner accidentally knocked someone's drink and it spilled. We apologized to him and even offered to buy him another one. The guy kept on pushing it and saying he wants the spilled one. And sweared at me. I took out cash from my bf and placed it on the table and. .
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@sk1tguru 😂 For those who don't get it,.He is him, and him is him. So I hope Ive explained it better.
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@KingDon_za We believe differently. This could be for her own personal reasons, for her protection. Nothing to do with the boyfriend. But still, most people associate every muthi with evil and witchcraft, Hai!!!.
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Dragged him out of the place. "that guy has not right to talk to you that way, not in front of me. Wa ntlwaela." I was well aware of the possible outcome of the whole thing. And I asked him to always walk away, he has proven to me in bed that he is enough of a man for me. ✅.
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@lindz_malindz Nonny, come light me up with your candle 🕯. I promise to blow it off when things get over heated. ❤️❤️😍. Intimacy isn't about size, please don't be hard on yourself. Find true and matured love. You won't even feel less of a man, you'll be appreciated and loved. 🥺.
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@HermaineM Bare hee heee ke mang mang, kae kae change the tattoo to ThembalamiJesu. Biltong not paid what what, dumped her wara wara new girlfriend iPhone 13.
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@Ndi_Muvenda_ He is extremely talented. I admire his works. It was indeed a kind appreciation out of love for Ricky Rick. He later posted this;
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@Thobil_Mametja Someone once said to me "Y'all go to school, waste your time, graduate and put your certificates under the mattress then join us inthe streets. Yuuu, nna never. Look at you now, rea tshwana". 🤗🤗But ey,. .
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@tillytiny10 Pussy is like walking in the garden to pick up a flower. It's a good thing using a train to work because I don't want to eat the chocolate cake. Sometimes the sun just don't want to get hot and there's no way you can ever take the horse to the river and force it the juice. 😭😭😍.
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@Am_Blujay @SAPoliceService I think I'll stay humble and appreciate my 2cents life because WOW. The lifestyle of people "l" tend to sbwl seems to be made out of cotton candy. 😭 😭 😭 Hebaan!!
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@AviweN__ Ke G-spot ya robot 🚥. Stimulate it by fingering it multiple times, it will allow you to cum and cross over safely to the other side of goody-goodies.
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@2021AFRICA 😭😭I love Nompilo, and she is definitely going to live her life to the fullest. Isn't this tweet going to affect her emotionally though? I understand why you tweeted it, I really do. However, I wish she doesn't come across the screenshots. 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭.
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@Bonisile_RMS 🥺🥺Yoh, reason why I hardly made noise in class. Soon as the teacher or principal walks in, my mouth would be wide open and the rest of the class quite like they never said a thing. Like how was I making so much noise alone??? Talk about bad luck. 😂😂😂😂.
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@Bonisile_RMS I once zoomed my bf once while he was at groove in Tembisa. That time I was in Polokwane. That piece of something.
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