Keyboard Hulk
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World's loudest typist. Cooker and eater of things. Traveller at heart. Life is in constant balance between gym and bacon. He/him.
Melbourne, Victoria
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Just when you think Iceland couldn’t possibly get any better, there’s a geothermal lagoon with a bar! 😍😍
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Almost two years living here, and this is the first time we’ve used the spa 🤦🏽♂️
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Indian parents coming over for dinner. So of course I’m up at dawn cleaning the house 🧽
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Two years ago, this little floofball arrived to give us endless couch cuddles, bark at our neighbours and eat all our socks. Happy gotcha day, Bosman.
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So Bosman found a packet of flour while we were out to dinner 🤦🏽♂️
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This may be the last warm day in Melbourne. Only way to spend it.
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Before we left India in ‘87, my Nan hand-wrote my Mum a cookbook of her favourite recipes.
My Mum, who had never cooked anything before, taught herself to cook with this book.
She burnt, swore and cried her way through these recipes until she perfected them.
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Someone’s back from the groomer the floofiest he’s ever been 😂
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Our poor little man had the Big Snip this afternoon. The looks he’s been giving us 🥺
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Right. Do I look ready to be on a panel at a conference? Will eight more coffees help?
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He’s pissed that I wouldn’t let him have a gulp from my schooner.
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Who the FUCK invented the idea that daily exercise was enjoyable and good for you? 😤
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Covid means I’m allowed to cook all the carbs and all the meat to help me recover, yeah?
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Virtuous Friday begins with the gym. Then a night on the couch with
@heydaaaavey
and other delicious things. And no wine.
(Who am I kidding? Some wine.)
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I kinda wanna bury my face in this glorious pie with mushy peas.
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Sometimes, Saturdays are about massaging inordinately large pieces of meat.
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Just attempted my first spring run. Verdict: lay off the chicken nuggets!
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There are several hot air balloons going past our bedroom. Everyone’s getting quite the eyeful and Bosman is barking because he owns the sky and no one invited them.
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Pictured: the moment I discovered black pudding and square sausage. (Not captured: my subsequent moans of delight.)
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Four days on the couch with my puppy have been relaxing… but I’d really like to leave the house now.
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This, from the
@LeeLinChinSBS
guide to life, is scarily true when travelling. Obey her in all things.
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Everybody wish Bosman a happy birthday and admire the cake that
@heydaaaavey
was extra enough to get him 🎉
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Heading home at an almost respectable hour after drinks with
@ccshoreditch
who really is as awesome as everyone says he is.
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How my day go, you ask? Well, I managed to lock myself in my own bathroom. Then I broke several bathroom implements trying to pick the lock. Then I had to call an emergency locksmith. Who was essentially an 18!year old with a drill. Who charged me $450. FML
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Poor Bos got attacked by a greyhound and needed an emergency trip to the vet. He’s a little sore and jumpy, but otherwise okay 🥺
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This little genius has been chasing his own tail until he gets dizzy and falls over. For the last 20 minutes 🤦🏽♂️
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A year ago today, this little goofball entered our lives. Every sock we own is chewed and every morning we’re woken up by a pup who wants a hug. Wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
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Exactly one week ago, this fuzzy ball of delight/demon-spawn from hell’s bowels came home. We love you, you adorable pissbucket.
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Hello Twitter. Can I interest you in a slightly burnt eggplant lasagne?
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We’ve been saying we need to go outside for the last four hours. I don’t think it’s happening.
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It’s Sunday night. Which can only mean it’s sausage stuffing time.
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How is a man supposed to work when his puppy needs lap time?
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Anniversary dinner tonight. But first, gym to work up an appetite!
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He steals our undies, chews our socks and has gnawed the couch so much we’ve had to put a cover on it. But YOU try being mad at that face ☺️
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First post-Covid gym visit and it appears I have forgotten how to gym. Muscles like string cheese. Send help (and carbs).
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Bosman is the greatest of puppies. Sorry everyone, but it’s true 😍
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He’s sleeping the deep, innocent sleep of a demon who just spent two hours chewing our shoes and shitting in random places.
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Why do I go to the gym again? Oh yeah, it’s so I can eat THIS magnificent thing while watching tv 😊
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Trying to get Bosman to pose for a family photo is next to impossible.
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It’s midday wine time! Gordon’s Wine Bar remains a magical place.
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Last night’s leftover dough became this morning’s breakfast pizza 😋
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Still on the couch with my puppy and no plans to leave for the foreseeable future 😍
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It’s Duke the Very Big Dog’s birthday and excitement levels in our office are peaking already...
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As was just pointed out to us, “The Harbour Bridge has never been gayer”.
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Twitter, you need to stop and admire these splendid sausages.
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It’s Sunday evening so of course I’m disembowelling a chicken.
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Possibly the best thing about a country road trip is starting each day with a different kind of pie.
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Pinot and Picasso tonight. It’s possible that the first part is rapidly overtaking the second 😂
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Bosman is back where he belongs and all is right with the world 😍🤗
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the only man I want to cook a lasagne with 😍
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Had a chat with my parents tonight about our family ancestry. Turns out this here is a mix of British, Singhalese, Portuguese, French and Malayali.
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We’re spending our Friday on this couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Just been locked out of my work account. So it’s puppy cuddles on the couch until I’m back online, I guess.
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Isolating for two, cooking for six. Cos that’s the Indian way.
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Managed to squeeze in a gym workout to sweat out yesterday’s whisky and purify myself for tonight’s debauchery.
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I’m cooking bolognaise and singing along to 80s tunes and Bosman has never looked so confused and disgusted 😂
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Tonight we’re cooking lasagna from scratch. I’ve never felt more Nigella-esque. Imma call these tomatoes ‘plumptious beauties’ and suggestively lick every ladle.
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I’ve been working out and eating mostly-kinda well…ish. So I feel my progress is best viewed in dim light.
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We just left these under our neighbours’ doors and now I’m hoping they understand we’re talking about a puppy and not a houseboy 😳
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Today I’m getting an Indian cooking masterclass from my aunt. First up: green lamb curry.
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Perfect day for a walk by a river with a hyperactive Spoodle.
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After a busy day romping in a garden, stealing attention from a bigger dog, and gnawing on pig’s ears and random items of clothing, he’s hopefully set to sleep all evening 🤞🏽
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Eggplant lasagna for dinner. This is the correct way to photograph the process, right?
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I had to pay a horrifying amount for a replacement water heater today. So I’m damned well getting a thirst trap in the shower!
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Bos was home alone while we were working so he expects a massage to make up for it.
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You’ll benefit from a post-Christmas run, he said. It’ll be refreshing, he said. I think I need to Uber back home.
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