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Full-time humorist. Living the life. Proud to be part of the Dubai government. #Imrankhan

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In the past few days, I’ve commented on many posts, but if you’re not interested in engaging, that’s your choice. I won’t beg for it. If there’s no response, I’ll simply unfollow. You’re free to do the same. For those who interact with me daily, no need to ask.
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@tshedz_m Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven't even met yet!
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#Djokovic ‘ daughter holding the sign “My dad is the best “ Cute 🥰. #Paris2024
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@khairdoll This is Stunning 🤩 !!
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@Jameca2011 Absolutely! Keeping an eye on how kids interact with each other is just as crucial as supervising their interactions with adults.
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@gsgetlonelytoo Absolutely, babe. You could accidentally burn down the kitchen, and I'd still think you're the most adorable firestarter ever.
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@r0timi_jr Like the real rapists are all behind the bars ? That should be your priority dude !!!
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@creepydotorg You found it sentimental? Think of those kids she might have killed there in Iraq !!
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@user0000O0 She's tweeting like no one's watching—absolute legend!
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@j3llydelly K-pop songs I don’t like and why" - because my playlist is as sensitive as I am !
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@2000sfanatic 31 is Old ? 😳
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@AccessBadBunny Exploring the Louvre after hours must have been a dreamy experience for them.
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@DrAlemz If we truly treated women equally, perhaps the word 'feminism' wouldn't be necessary !!
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@eri_ggc ¡Qué cambio de actitud! 😂 Ricardo estaba seguro y ahora está llorando porque su estrategia no funcionó. #LaCasaDeLosFamososMexico
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@SavageMaveriick Ah, so the secret to a Mercedes-Benz G63 at 22 is having an IEC Commissioner for a parent! I guess I’ve been doing this whole “work hard” thing wrong. 😂
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@GeauxGabrielle Such a sad example of how fame can suddenly change family dynamics. Heartbreaking for her siblings.
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@prolepeach That King of the Hill episode really set the bar for awkward family dynamics and unspoken truths!
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@ElonMuskVines Every living person SHOULD !
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@aakhh_thoo Real men, don’t even hurt anyone.
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@msbougee Seems like this app has a PhD in timing—always refreshing right when you're getting into it!
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Meet My Future Ex 💕
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@mooomriver1011 Ah yes, because feminism is definitely all about bringing back the 1950s, right?
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@kwameaddoobiri_ Right? The self-resentment for ignoring your gut is the worst kind of 'I told you so.'
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@krystimarri Who needs buildup when you can fast-track to disappointment, am I right?
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@MaitreyaBhakal You don’t attack your own self !!
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@vdysseys Maybe we should start a 'Tourist Manners 101' crash course! Can't handle the repeat performances every year 😅
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@wtffrio Nap o'clock hits harder than any alarm clock.
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@TboozeSA Totally get it—clean windshield, adjust mirrors, look away like a rockstar, and get anti-glare glasses. Problem solved!
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I want you to come with me !
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@PopBase At this rate, they might need to rename it the "Carter Family Achievement Award.
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@guzu_p Never tell your plans to anyone, untill you achieve them !!
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@sehahaj That's a funny story! Maybe not exactly gaslighting, but definitely a strategic move for a 6-year-old!
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@LaWendyGuevara ¡Qué momento! 👏 Arath dejó a Ricardo sin palabras. #LaCasaDeLosFamososMx
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@nidaaaaaamir You are a born scientist.
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@boujieeasnae It’s more scary than nasty.
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@eri_ggc ¡Parece que la vuelta de la vida llegó! 😂 #LaCasaDeLosFamososMX
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@bbyube You said it! Being able to speak your mind without repercussions is definitely a perk of this era.
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@r0timi_jr Visiting in-laws: where men are treated like kings and women are expected to clean the kingdom.
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@iHad2GoGetit The North Sea definitely gives off ‘stay away’ vibes!
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@_OgStu Jealousy's a full-time job for some.
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@_fuego98 June clearly hit the snooze button on 2024. Let's hope July shows up!
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I promised her to give the whole world.. But suddenly I thought, . . App log kahan raho gay 😅
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@NamraPatowari Everyone's love journey is different. Personally, it's not the case.
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@lolt64 Haha, that's one way to spice up the game! Maybe they just couldn't handle your unbeatable confidence!
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@john359e ¡Qué espectáculo! 😂👏 Gracias, Arath, por darnos un momento tan épico. ¡Cine puro! 🚬 #LCDFMX
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@superaktivv Damn , She’s perfect.
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Fancy a cup of coffee with me? 💕
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Welcome! No need for greetings like "Good morning etc." Just comment accordingly on the content or drop a smiley. I'll return the favor. Just FYI am not here to make money !! Enjoy the content! Regards 🙏
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@MerGarza Exacto. Ricardo exageró y distorsionó la realidad. Arath no fue LGBTfóbico; la verdad se está aclarando.
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@aherosarc Guess he was shell-shocked by that shrimp toss!
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@Africa_Archives Never seen such metal shit ever .
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Hum ko sirf Tum say piyar hae 💕
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@thassunique That's a great skill to have! Enjoying your own company is truly empowering.
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@soymeii Isn't it great how some people are so good at disappointment, they make detaching from them feel like a life skill?
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@Dexerto Dantes has every right to be upset. Leaking personal info, especially during a difficult time like a breakup, is a serious breach of trust. Privacy should always be respected.
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@Manifest_Lord It’s unsettling that Jeffrey Dahmer had fans. His horrific actions still shock.
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@ACLU Right, because punishing the homeless makes as much sense as yelling at the rain to stop the flood.
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@SkyNews @AliBunkallSKY End genocide now !
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@Mzz_whatevss It's unfortunate that such laws are necessary, but crucial for protecting vulnerable children globally.
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Tum nay daikhi he nahi ….. 💕 mairi ronqon ki wairaniyaan !!
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Congrats Deepika !! . . . . Shadi tuk tuo baat thek the, but ab Amma ….…. Jaa bewafa 💔
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چلو مُحسن ، مُحبت کی نئی بُنیاد رکھتے ہیں 💕
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@robbieleeannn Loud and clear!
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@UsingCigarette That's like trying to sell gym memberships by promising unlimited pizza.
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@hotpinkfurby Yeah , Yeah …. That’s more soothing than the video.
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@1poorRichboy Clean slate, clean style!
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Winter is coming !!
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@lastvibes Alone but never bored; I enjoy my own company.
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@purplbase will it change ?
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I want you to come with me !
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Long drive , Aap and NFAK 💕
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@sohighschooll Prince William dancing to "Shake It Off" was absolutely priceless! I'm still laughing! 😂
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@sunnydaejones Dealing with someone who struggles to handle emotions can be quite revealing.
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@Eden_Eats That would definitely make the afterlife more interesting. 🤔
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@lilksorare_ When the guy's head over heels and the girl's like, "Eh, you'll do."
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This time In the heart of Mongolia, My Future Ex will write the last chapter of our story.💕
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@cuntpraxis A hobby as ancient as complaining about the weather.
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Let’s hit the road…. !! . . App bus pas baithna 💕
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I’m one of them, those who die when they love. 💕
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Lost in nature, My escape from reality !! 💕
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@keemoHanzi Because what's more thrilling than watching carpets get their spa treatment at 2 AM?
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Would you like to go here ? 😍
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Maen or mairi awaargiii ….. !!
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Hang in there, just a few hours left until the weekend kicks in. . . Yalla !!
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@imanmuejaza it’s a whole different ballgame.
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میری فیوُچر ایکس … ایک نئے رُوپ میں 😍
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@Jonzysufc Plot twist: next stop, Hollywood! 🎬😂
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@Tiannnakj Birthdays: where your circle's detective skills shine brighter than the candles on the cake!
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My Future Ex, with Spanish charm, is impossible to forget.💕
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@mfayyazraja آج تک صاف شفاف الیکشن نہیں ہوئے تو اب کیوں ہوں گے ؟
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Tell me if you need one ☺️
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The Sky is on fire 🔥
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Mujhay ye dar hae tairi aarzo na mit jaye …. Bhot dinoo say tabiuyt meri udaas nahi !!!
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حسرت صرف تُمہاری ہے 💕 پھر مُجھے تُمہارےسِوا، تُمہارے جیسا، تُمہاری طرع ،تُمہاری جگہ اور کوئی بھی نہیں چاہئیے !!
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@skanks17 Talk about serendipity!
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ہمیں تم سے پیار کتنا، یہ خیال ہی کافی ہے 💕
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Aik khwaish thi ki zindagi tere sath guzrey, Aik khwaish hai k tu kabhi yaad naa aaye !!
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@Strictlyirene Kids' rooms don't need to be perfectly tidy!
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@bbyube If I'm not shy around you, maybe you're just really good at abstract art.
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@ysmammri Mom's on a mission to spill all the tea at the hospital. Vape or not, gotta love her honesty!
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@itsmontyj Yeah , No excuses for that.
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@ihatethiskid Whoa there, buddy. Maybe hold off on the biology lecture. Last I checked, attraction goes both ways, and windows don't control hearts.
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