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(They/Them) Winnipeg's Top Journalist ….Macleans said so - JewishGreyOwl, food elitist - If you’re from Wpg, you're probably a racist- This be PARODY

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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
9 years
"A person with an elongated head is thought to be more intelligent & of higher status"
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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Winnipeg now has the NHL’s best chance to win the Stanley Cup, according to Moneypuck’s model. But let’s get real: Nobody wins a trophy in June because their goaltending & power play are great in January. Annual late-season collapse is imminent
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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@LarryBuhay Why would the Covid19 response require an inquiry?
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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@Tang_Taizong Windchill is a colonial construct. Have a good day
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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BREAKING: Class action suit against Marymound to move forward; now that it’s been identified that Chief Justice Glenn Joyal will hear the motion
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
3 hours
BREAKING: ER nurse at HSC β€˜immoral’ in criticism of hospital staffing, given Shared Health & the NDP have β€˜turned the corner’ on healthcare hiring Premier Wab Kinew: β€œFixing health care "is going to take years, but the good news isΒ we're making progress”
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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ANALYSIS: Liberal β€˜Harry Potter’ suggests that the β€˜American Voldemort’ can enact his dark spells because Americans are β€˜envious of our magical healthcare’ #cdnpoli
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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ANALYSIS: Unfortunately, no one hurt and nothing burnt-down in Winnipeg Christian church attack
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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@LarryBuhay MB Hydro has committed to adding new wind generation. Gas, nuclear, and any new damns are off the table completely.
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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ANALYSIS: Trump orders NFL to β€˜flip the script’ and make Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl champs; to spite Taylor Swift for endorsing Kamala
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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ANALYSIS: Hockey is OK to celebrate, as long as it is being played by non-white cultures: diversity & inclusion experts
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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BREAKING: Italian American’s Order of Canada unfairly terminated by GG; indigenous is a β€˜state of mind’ Buffy: β€œBeing β€˜Indian' has little to do with sperm tracking & colonial record keeping: it’s community, culture, knowledge, teachings, & who claims you”
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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BREAKING: Change from 'End Racism' to 'Choose Love' on Super Bowl field does NOT mean racism is over, or that love will solve anything: advocates Willard Reeves breaks down in tears of rage
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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BREAKING: University students, professor make space for non-white men & boys to talk about their mental health UofM prof Warren Clarke put on a barbershop event called Black Men & Misconceptions, Solidarity: Addressing Mental Health & Anti-Black Racism.
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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ANALYSIS: 'Randomly swearing andΒ repeatedly giving strangers the middle finger is my superpower': Winnipeg teen leans into his neurodiversity
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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BREAKING: Driver of stolen vehicle hit street light, building, rammed cruiser; police Winnipeg Police: β€œWe also charged him with 4 counts of failing to comply with conditions of a sentence, because enough’s enough”
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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OPINION: The idea of shipping oil through Hudson Bay is environmentally fraught, price tag in the $B’s & has implausible logistics. When CDN’s want the country to stop oil production as a revenue source & hasten the transition to a clean-energy economy.
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Bartley Kives (Parody) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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@euph312 Well, the wealth needs to be transferred
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