@TheBluffBlog The worst part is what are you supposed to do when your b hole gets too raw to keep wiping? Call 911 and tell them you need an emergency bidet?

@BlueJaysFor3 Nyet

@JWepp Or maybe the pressure being high has to do with the Lakers gambling away their future to build a team around him without him delivering (unless you're a lot more impressed by his championship from inside the bubble than I am).

@Aaron_Torres I thought it was really nice for Karl to have been the first person to make Jimmy Dykes look like the smart one.

@jcooley112891 @WildcatsTongue Or Dwayne Washington was his handler

@EvanMiya @BRamseyKSR Brandon's awesome, fr.

@TonyPatelis

@gylekarabuconn @RealPitino Same thing happened to me except they welcomed me back next weekend with open arms and an absorbable pad for my barstool.

@TonyPatelis Buttgers Poonivershitty

@270BradleySmith Yeesh, I'm glad for your sake no one injured their huevos.

@karlravechespn Jimmy needed someone to make him look smart for once.

@yul_dog Only one way to storm it:

@SethDavisHoops What we need are more cbb personalities publicly weeping about it. Once these idiots realize they're breaking hearts with their boos, that'll shut em up for good.

@haslametrics

@DonTomasClark At the very least, if they're going to review the goaltends they called, teams ought to be able to request a review on no-calls. They really need to add an off-court official to review everything and hire on-court officials who are in shape.

@barstoolsports Imagine someone making Jimmy Dykes seem like the smart one.

@ESPNLunardi

@TonyPatelis @Cabbyfromgreene Volunteering for medical and cosmetic trials isn't a job.

@haslametrics Alligator filled moat for teams in the south. Bengal tiger filled pit for everyone else.