If we were to start a country tomorrow and part of what we had to invent was a system of law and order, of criminal justice... there's almost no chance we would invent the system we currently have. And yet we continue to have it every single day.

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@TheLifeofChi12 Give us some visuals, and say Hi to the chairman beside you 🙌

@Stigmatronic Chefie after thinking he had a great 2 cent.

@Teeniiola Man has gelatinous titties 🥲

@Naija_PR This is what every IG of police in Nigeria does... Ban VIP police protection, but it continues. We would check back in a few years

@Stigmatronic Nice word play!!

@_dinomelaye I dey always pity your camera man. That guy go dey suffer 😂🤣

@Defiqueenn When making out with a woman with pot belly, what do you guys do with the belly?

@OneJoblessBoy As a man, if you go to the studio to take pictures and then post on social media "Happy birthday to me" or "+1"... I just stop rating you straight.

@footbolmatter10 @FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ You should have seen Manchester City begging for their life against Leyton Orient. Once they are at home those small clubs do wonders.

@GazetteNGR So God didn't tell any of your Daddy GOs this?

@TroIISports You are going too far by using the world cup. Champions league 2024 final - approximately 450m viewers. Super bowl LVIII in 2024 - 123.4m viewers.

@Oluomoofderby Have a viable career or a useful skill in the country you are going to. Only relocate to a country that grants you citizenship. Learn financial literacy and delayed gratification so the credit system does not take advantage of you.

@PineappleCervix Lol. In 2022, I wanted to make Efo riro (Nigerian vegetable soup), so I started heating/trying to bleach the palm oil. The fumes triggered the fire alarm. The firefighters arrived at my door within 3 to 4 minutes. They value life outside Africa.

@abejide234 @riskodds @chude__ @Mrbankstips Absolute Delusion! I was betting btwn 2010 to 2021, and i wasn't staking 100naira, i was staking btwn 20 to 50k on each slip, at some point I had an account on every platform home and abroad. The things i have achieved since i stopped only made me wish i stopped earlier.

@riskodds @chude__ @Mrbankstips lmao. You have to be smart enough to read between the lines. Don't let influencers deceive you. Gambling never ends well.

@pompwave @chude__ He is the house that always wins. He is not a gambler; instead, he runs the gambling. I mean, show me someone who got on the Forbes list by gambling. Or wins he made from gambling.

@emmaikumeh @DanielWhalee I remember the argument on the TL that the dry season would expose the propaganda about a constant power supply.

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