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Ati just in: C5 has gunned down 6 armed robbers at Chilenge's Puma fueling station ⛽ tonight. Video is something else, eish these guys don't play.
But nji pusheko, what does the C in C5 stand for?
Just representing your COUNTRY as a player is a big deal but, to later coach your team as an African, take it to AFCON and win the biggest tournament on the continent, RESPECT.
#AFCON2021
Decided to shake things up and it paid off, My Munali has an MP that knows the pains of the common man. I would like to introduce Hon. Thomas Sipalo, Munali Constituency
HH is the president/leader of Zambia. When he speaks, he represents ECL & all citizens of this country. Protocol ni protocol.
But if you feel that ECL should have been given the mic at todays event then feel free to host one in your backyard and invite him over 🎤
Some of you saying you were babies when I was in Grade 12 are making me feel nice when I look at your pictures, awe I'm aging like fine wine 😝 where are you rushing to??? 🤔
Our bird had Zambian 🇿🇲 colours at a point, but with the way Chipolopolo has been performing, I don't blame the bird, I'd join Juventus too!
Mwauka bwanji.
Ok but we make useless things trend mu Zambia. Tilapya or Aunt Judy say something silly it's on everyone's fingers. Esther Chungu shared a stage with Coldplay, Coldplay guys and few people are tweeting about it, awe ba Zambia tamwaba bwino!!! There I said it!
When two brothers fight to the death, a stranger will inherits their fathers estate” Chinua Achebe
Stopping a black woman born in South Africa with African roots only for a colonialist to win 🤣🤣🤣🤣 xenophobia lives in South Africa
If you need to rest please rest, y'all care so much about people that don't think of you, I've never thought about the people who sit on these benches, let people be
Husbae came to cross over into 2022 with me at Levy Hospital carpark cz we always cross over together. Last yr this time he proposed, this yr we were praying for the baby's safe arrival.
So much has changed but the God has been faithful. May he continue in 2022.
This woman had twins in February via C-section, now ati she's pregnant & says "But I have been exclusively breastfeeding how can this happen?"
Who said that breastfeeding is birth control? Health professionals always tell women on the post check up to get on birth control ASAP &
Almost fainted in the kitchen walking out, anyway my nanny managed to get a cab to the clinic. Turns out my no sugar low carbs diet wasn't good. No panado was given, I'd even have felt better if it was guys. Whole lot of me, kuni pasa che zigolo and discharged me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Woken up to the sad news that my boss has died of covid, she was fine yesterday, it was so fast, less than 12 hours later she's gone. Guys this is not a joke, mask up.
Fuel prices go up, bus fares go up. Fuel goes down, bus fares finally go down ati
TAXI AND BUS OWNERS REJECT NEW RTSA FARES.
Awe, its not right, you can't be making huge amounts of profit on the backs of people, let us all enjoy this little economic progress.
@Nigeriangod_
He is probably rich and has rich friends who he has come through for in the past so they don't mind holding their boy down. You might want to help a friend but it's sad when you genuinely don't have.
I'm in a meeting that was supposed to start at 14 hrs, I got here 13:55. It's 14:46 and we are yet to start.... 15hrs I have my son to pick up from school....will it be rude to ask to be excused? I'm my son's plan A-Z.
You people who know utunthu, what's this ka wheel this guy is on and what's the science behind it? Monga ka tire ka honda he's just riding monga ni mfwiti 😏
English: I am broke.
NIV: I don't have money.
KJV: Henceforth let it be known unto thee that my pockets of my garment consists of nothing but emptiness.
My son's teacher is now testing us. Ati he should draw Noah and his family entering the ark. Last time we had to draw Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. Is this Reception or Art School???
As an African raised with cousins as siblings I can't comprehend how someone can never open their home to family only just hubby and children,life happens. That tweet should have remained in drafts, just post pictures ba sisi
I woke up this morning and I'm like "Oh snap! Dude I overslept" (In my head I'm like I need to go home cz mum will be upset I slept out) took me a moment to realise I'd woken up as a married woman today and had every right to be with him. Tenze tina jaila ma illegal 🙈🙈🙈
At a bar. Small talk led to me asking for his number cz I needed help with my payslips & he works for the institution that handles them. Talked that night till 1am, the bar even closed! 3 yrs later, 2021 new yrs he proposed, 9 months later we got married, we are now expecting 🤱🏾
The number of 🤰🏾 teens I saw while at LMUTH, scratch that the number of my pupils who I see getting 🤰🏾yr in,yr out...babies havin babies! Normalise being open abt birth control options,like it or nt these kids are sexually active & r going to find a way, they need to be equipped!
A young man I used to work with has taken his life 😔 After having loses in his business, thieves cleaned him out. I guess that's the straw that broke the camel's back. 😭😭😭
My baby brother tested positive for Covid19, he's finally out of the woods and has been discharged today, may the Lord be praised! What kills me is we can't be there, leaving food by the door, hommie can't even go upstairs to his bed cz he's so weak 😭 praying for healing 🙏
This fossil got her 🎈 🎈 🎈 today! I'm so grateful for this yr, entered with a ring from my best friend, we gt married 8 months later with a bump on the way, nt everyday has sunshine bt I have someone standing in the rain making me laugh
#Grateful
#33yrsYoung
That is the house he lived in before he died, and that is him being laid to rest in May 2021,not even a national day of mourning, zero govt burial a PS was sent to rep govt, ine I'd say remove me from your notes.
Hollywood would have made a tough movie giving us an account of how zanko mpundu broke those heavy chains placed on him by the colonizers in protest of segregation,torture and inhumane conditions Zambians where subjected to pre independence
Forest 27 has died an natural death just like that?
@UPNDZM
is now changing its pace? This is giving 'all politicians are the same when they are in power' vibes
My roommate @ Levy has been here for 22 days.The 24hrs I have been here she's nt received a visitor,I have a revolving door bringing me food &snacks I cant finish.She's depending on hospital food.She literally jus hs a cup to drink tap water by her bedside,Im glad Im in this room
Explainer video on science of why the 400m sprint is considered the most painful track & field event.
And why “no person on the planet can run the 400m all out from start to finish".
The race pushes the way the body creates energy to the limit:
▫️0-50 meters: ATP-CP (energy
So much cheating on the TL, when ws this normalised? What happened to committing to one person and seeing things through? Ba fellow fossils was it this bad in our primes too and now people are being caught easily or we were better, cz I think tenzeko na manta yo dwala
Guys, do you give money to female friends? Like ma 2pin, 3pin? Cz my friend says her male friends help her pay rent, groceries etc I'm yet to meet these generous beings. So I'm curious, do guys just give money jus like that no strings? I'm yet to witness such a miracle
Listening to Hot fm Quiz & answering in my car. Not me, an UNZA alumnus not knowing UNZA's motto, I thought it was "Success through effort", my mind went to high school motto.
Do you remember your tertiary or sec sch motto?
Once you hit a certain age all you want is commitment, consistency, loyalty and peace of mind.
Not for cops and robbers like y'all are in the Wild Wild West.
Mine quit when I was admitted in hospital 7 months pregnant and waiting IN HOSPITAL to give birth. She sent a text while I was waiting for her to prepare lunch that she was packed and ready to go, maid temunobe.
Never post your achievements.
Post jokes and alcohol so they'll think you have no future... People hate seeing others progress. Good morning
#ZedTwitter