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The planes my father flew. Now gone for 22 yrs and 2 days. All those years in the air and it took a road traffic accident 😭
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Ati just in: C5 has gunned down 6 armed robbers at Chilenge's Puma fueling station ⛽ tonight. Video is something else, eish these guys don't play.
But nji pusheko, what does the C in C5 stand for?
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Just representing your COUNTRY as a player is a big deal but, to later coach your team as an African, take it to AFCON and win the biggest tournament on the continent, RESPECT.
#AFCON2021
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Decided to shake things up and it paid off, My Munali has an MP that knows the pains of the common man. I would like to introduce Hon. Thomas Sipalo, Munali Constituency
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Eh, ninshi that's what I'm feeding my kids, and they are happy. Awe let's learn to talk nicely
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DID YOU KNOW: Zambia 🇿🇲 has over 400 Waterfalls. Making it the country with the highest number of Waterfalls in Africa 😍
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HH is the president/leader of Zambia. When he speaks, he represents ECL & all citizens of this country. Protocol ni protocol.
But if you feel that ECL should have been given the mic at todays event then feel free to host one in your backyard and invite him over 🎤
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Ok as Slap Dee votes for himself don't forget to vote for Sampa the Great, or Bombshell even
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Some of you saying you were babies when I was in Grade 12 are making me feel nice when I look at your pictures, awe I'm aging like fine wine 😝 where are you rushing to??? 🤔
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Our bird had Zambian 🇿🇲 colours at a point, but with the way Chipolopolo has been performing, I don't blame the bird, I'd join Juventus too!
Mwauka bwanji.
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Am I the only person doesn't change numbers? How long have you had your current phone number? I've had mine for 18 years.
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Ok but we make useless things trend mu Zambia. Tilapya or Aunt Judy say something silly it's on everyone's fingers. Esther Chungu shared a stage with Coldplay, Coldplay guys and few people are tweeting about it, awe ba Zambia tamwaba bwino!!! There I said it!
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Can a relationship go back to normal once someone has cheated? 🤔
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When two brothers fight to the death, a stranger will inherits their fathers estate” Chinua Achebe
Stopping a black woman born in South Africa with African roots only for a colonialist to win 🤣🤣🤣🤣 xenophobia lives in South Africa
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When you're privileged never think people are lazy, some people are more qualified than you are. They just don't have connections.
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If you need to rest please rest, y'all care so much about people that don't think of you, I've never thought about the people who sit on these benches, let people be
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Husbae came to cross over into 2022 with me at Levy Hospital carpark cz we always cross over together. Last yr this time he proposed, this yr we were praying for the baby's safe arrival.
So much has changed but the God has been faithful. May he continue in 2022.
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G 12 on Graduation day 2004
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"It's your relationship that is bitter not impwa👍👌" I stand with this, an elite veggie this one
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I'm not suicidal but I need help... Someone specialised in Postpartum depression would be great
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Yes, don't! Don't eat things meant for real men cz you are a boy
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I'm at the Police Station and 2 officers are complaining to each other that all day they have not locked up anyone 💀
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When you start your campaigns please we need the good quality Tshirts.. And not those that leave lines when mopping.
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To The Legend, The Professor Peter Kalumba Chishala, keep resting in peace 🙏🏾
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Hmmmm, I've stopped tweeting carelessly looking at the age of some of the tweeps, a child can embarrass you on these twitter streets 😂 😂 😂
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HH: In marriage, even dating support your partners
Esther Lungu:
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This woman had twins in February via C-section, now ati she's pregnant & says "But I have been exclusively breastfeeding how can this happen?"
Who said that breastfeeding is birth control? Health professionals always tell women on the post check up to get on birth control ASAP &
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Almost fainted in the kitchen walking out, anyway my nanny managed to get a cab to the clinic. Turns out my no sugar low carbs diet wasn't good. No panado was given, I'd even have felt better if it was guys. Whole lot of me, kuni pasa che zigolo and discharged me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The truth in this 😢 food markets in Zed are a scam. People just go to 'show up', drink and go home cz the food is too expensive
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HH salary to be channeled towards education for orphans
Praise singers right now:
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I love to follow back zed people, what I twit about y'all relate to. When I talk bout ba minister, Chanda na Kay y'all can relate....
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Good morning tweeps and Manchester United fans. Did you guys even sleep? 🤔 Or maybe you woke up at 5? 🤔 💀 🙈
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Woken up to the sad news that my boss has died of covid, she was fine yesterday, it was so fast, less than 12 hours later she's gone. Guys this is not a joke, mask up.
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Fuel prices go up, bus fares go up. Fuel goes down, bus fares finally go down ati
TAXI AND BUS OWNERS REJECT NEW RTSA FARES.
Awe, its not right, you can't be making huge amounts of profit on the backs of people, let us all enjoy this little economic progress.
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My chicken rocking bronze!!! Others have come and gone, but the chicken remains our national mascot. You can keep your ball
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@Nigeriangod_
He is probably rich and has rich friends who he has come through for in the past so they don't mind holding their boy down. You might want to help a friend but it's sad when you genuinely don't have.
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I'm in a meeting that was supposed to start at 14 hrs, I got here 13:55. It's 14:46 and we are yet to start.... 15hrs I have my son to pick up from school....will it be rude to ask to be excused? I'm my son's plan A-Z.
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You people who know utunthu, what's this ka wheel this guy is on and what's the science behind it? Monga ka tire ka honda he's just riding monga ni mfwiti 😏
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English: I am broke.
NIV: I don't have money.
KJV: Henceforth let it be known unto thee that my pockets of my garment consists of nothing but emptiness.
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My son's teacher is now testing us. Ati he should draw Noah and his family entering the ark. Last time we had to draw Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. Is this Reception or Art School???
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As an African raised with cousins as siblings I can't comprehend how someone can never open their home to family only just hubby and children,life happens. That tweet should have remained in drafts, just post pictures ba sisi
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I woke up this morning and I'm like "Oh snap! Dude I overslept" (In my head I'm like I need to go home cz mum will be upset I slept out) took me a moment to realise I'd woken up as a married woman today and had every right to be with him. Tenze tina jaila ma illegal 🙈🙈🙈
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Remember the people who check up on you when you get a little quiet, those are your people. Have a productive day.
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At a bar. Small talk led to me asking for his number cz I needed help with my payslips & he works for the institution that handles them. Talked that night till 1am, the bar even closed! 3 yrs later, 2021 new yrs he proposed, 9 months later we got married, we are now expecting 🤱🏾
How did you meet your partner?
This is a safe place, let’s talk.
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You can have content on twitter but if people don't like you they just don't like you
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Zambia ku chalo, Muzala wins a medal after 28yrs of no medals
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When you think you have seen it all... I present you with a Chikanda burger 🍔!!! 🐒
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When Sean Tembo who runs his mouth apologies awe you should know that you need to check yourself and you went too far.
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Stand and sing of Zambia ku chalo🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲, Muzala given his bronze 🥉
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Sunzu held us together, Daka made zero impact. DRC 1- Sunzu 1
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The number of 🤰🏾 teens I saw while at LMUTH, scratch that the number of my pupils who I see getting 🤰🏾yr in,yr out...babies havin babies! Normalise being open abt birth control options,like it or nt these kids are sexually active & r going to find a way, they need to be equipped!
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A young man I used to work with has taken his life 😔 After having loses in his business, thieves cleaned him out. I guess that's the straw that broke the camel's back. 😭😭😭
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My baby brother tested positive for Covid19, he's finally out of the woods and has been discharged today, may the Lord be praised! What kills me is we can't be there, leaving food by the door, hommie can't even go upstairs to his bed cz he's so weak 😭 praying for healing 🙏
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This fossil got her 🎈 🎈 🎈 today! I'm so grateful for this yr, entered with a ring from my best friend, we gt married 8 months later with a bump on the way, nt everyday has sunshine bt I have someone standing in the rain making me laugh
#Grateful
#33yrsYoung
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Ati if you walk fast they won't notice 😂 😂 😂 😂 Young Phiroz kuli comedy
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That is the house he lived in before he died, and that is him being laid to rest in May 2021,not even a national day of mourning, zero govt burial a PS was sent to rep govt, ine I'd say remove me from your notes.
Hollywood would have made a tough movie giving us an account of how zanko mpundu broke those heavy chains placed on him by the colonizers in protest of segregation,torture and inhumane conditions Zambians where subjected to pre independence
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I can't believe my Ntanda 🌟 is already a month old and he's putting on weight too! We are thankful for even win
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Forest 27 has died an natural death just like that?
@UPNDZM
is now changing its pace? This is giving 'all politicians are the same when they are in power' vibes
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I'm sure Casper is confused with how he's trending in Zambia not knowing we are trying to slap someone
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This tears my eyes, the Boeing 737-800 has landed
The planes my father flew. Now gone for 22 yrs and 2 days. All those years in the air and it took a road traffic accident 😭
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My roommate @ Levy has been here for 22 days.The 24hrs I have been here she's nt received a visitor,I have a revolving door bringing me food &snacks I cant finish.She's depending on hospital food.She literally jus hs a cup to drink tap water by her bedside,Im glad Im in this room
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@senegalaise2_0
@LaTishaAngela
@iarchbackss
I've only been married for 6 days, I'm abusing the words 'my husband' ❤❤❤
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Hmmmm, after seeing this I'm more convinced that Muzala nimu kali!!! Look at how he came from the back 😅😅😅😅
Explainer video on science of why the 400m sprint is considered the most painful track & field event.
And why “no person on the planet can run the 400m all out from start to finish".
The race pushes the way the body creates energy to the limit:
▫️0-50 meters: ATP-CP (energy
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May your daughter meet a man like you. And all the brothers said....
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Who is this winged angel? For best dressed, I submit chair. And yes the wings do come off
#LusakaJuly2021
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So much cheating on the TL, when ws this normalised? What happened to committing to one person and seeing things through? Ba fellow fossils was it this bad in our primes too and now people are being caught easily or we were better, cz I think tenzeko na manta yo dwala
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See why I can't live abroad with my Zambian palette? Buying chibwabwa at $11.02 pa stango, teti nkwanishe
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Does the Police Academy in Zambia offer anything beyond physical training? Do they have any written exams like they do in the movies? 0
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Guys, do you give money to female friends? Like ma 2pin, 3pin? Cz my friend says her male friends help her pay rent, groceries etc I'm yet to meet these generous beings. So I'm curious, do guys just give money jus like that no strings? I'm yet to witness such a miracle
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Listening to Hot fm Quiz & answering in my car. Not me, an UNZA alumnus not knowing UNZA's motto, I thought it was "Success through effort", my mind went to high school motto.
Do you remember your tertiary or sec sch motto?
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Once you hit a certain age all you want is commitment, consistency, loyalty and peace of mind.
Not for cops and robbers like y'all are in the Wild Wild West.
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Mine quit when I was admitted in hospital 7 months pregnant and waiting IN HOSPITAL to give birth. She sent a text while I was waiting for her to prepare lunch that she was packed and ready to go, maid temunobe.
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Independence does not mean you don’t need a man. It only means that you don’t need a man to pay your bills.
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Never post your achievements.
Post jokes and alcohol so they'll think you have no future... People hate seeing others progress. Good morning
#ZedTwitter
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