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Chronic Pain Warrior. Heart attack survivor. Karma is a Bitch, but she’s MY Bitch!*Vaxxed*I stand with Biden, do you?*Instagram is Kellbellkurtz* 🇺🇸💉🏳️‍🌈🌊

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@KellyKurtz16
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3 years
Being on a ventilator sucked ass! If you’re not vaxxed Mask up and Shut up!
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Fuck cancer, I’m so mind numbing alone and no one knows. I’m the one who never asks for help, always listening to others, but me???? It’s getting too heavy to hide anymore and I’m breaking. I don’t want any comments. Just thinking out loud.
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I got rid of a bunch of bots. Now I have room for some new friends! I’m blue, lots of fun (maybe?) 🫤 Please? 😘 #Biden24 #BeKind
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@KellyKurtz16
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4 years
How do people get thousands of followers?? I’m struggling to get to the infamous 5,000 mark without reaching my limit!
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2 years
Okay hear me out. An edible candy necklace like from the 80’s, but instead of candy, it’s ibuprofen and tums.
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3 years
Am I invisible??? Please, just 500 more to 9,000…with a cherry on top?
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@KellyKurtz16
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3 months
Hey there…. Wanna play with my balloons? 🎈 😂😉😏
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@KellyKurtz16
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3 years
My ratios are wayyyyyy off. I’m no fake or bot. Do I just literally unfollow 800 people who aren’t following back?
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FUCK. FUCK. My 89 year old grandma tested positive for Covid and has pneumonia. Really….? Seriously did not need this right now 🙄😞
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@KellyKurtz16
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3 years
If someone in your life loves you hard and you let them go, you fucked up big time. That shit is rare.
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2 years
Serious question. Can you go a day not looking/commenting on Twitter?
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3 years
I just dropped my kiddos off at high school. Even though fully vaccinated, masks are not mandated. I’m literally sick to my stomach. I’m NOT okay 😞🥺
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Okay friends, I need an honest opinion. Say you’re in a relationship. But the other is a flirt and constantly on Twitter. Should that bother me? Because it does. I feel like it’s emotional cheating. Am I wrong? Seriously I don’t know. Is there a line to be drawn or not? Help!
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I need a hug. Today, this shooting, as a mother I am physically sick. I’m not okay
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Well off to Urgent Care. My 17 year old who is fully masked and vaccinated is not feeling well. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
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@KellyKurtz16
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3 years
How many tattoos do you have? Me..? I think 15🤔
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You’re first love…still keep in contact?
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@KellyKurtz16
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@RancidGinger I was ventilated in June. I was conscious during and after waking up for 5 hours. I couldn’t talk, swallow, cough. Oh, and did I mention my hands were restrained?? You do NOT want to be intubated. I am forever traumatized.
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@KellyKurtz16
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So husband has blood clot in his lung. Will be admitted
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@KellyKurtz16
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My husband of 20 years passed away at 10:15am How’s YOUR day going?!
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I went to therapy this morning. Speeding down the expressway with the 80’s music turned up, screaming at the top of my lungs the songs ignoring the looks I was getting. Great session.
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@KellyKurtz16
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2 years
Yes or no? Corpse Manicure. Night night ❤️
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Holy fucking shit! Active shots fired at Michigan State. My daughter is currently in lockdown. Oh my God!
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@KellyKurtz16
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It’s midnight. My daughter just turned 18. Wow, just wow! Where did the time go?
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@KellyKurtz16
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3 years
Are you seeing me? Some of my friends haven’t responded. Just busy? Mad at me?? Do something wrong? Someone please tell me 😫😐
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@KellyKurtz16
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I am not okay. I’m by myself and for an overthinker, it’s not okay. I’m struggling with yesterday’s events. Why is this hurting so much? I don’t know what I need, I’m just, just not doing well.
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3 years
You haven’t been through the whole Twitter experience until you’ve been blocked and you don’t know why 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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@KellyKurtz16
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Have you ever been broken but no one believes you because you don’t act broken?
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@KellyKurtz16
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I need just one person to not give up on me…
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@KellyKurtz16
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So, it’s okay to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwich at 12:30am right?
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3 years
Am I the only one who could care less about celebrities going to space?
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@KellyKurtz16
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So, I’m a strong, independent person who doesn’t ask for help. But when everyone goes to sleep at night, that’s when I break down and cry. Do you think any less of me?
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Friends…if you have over thinkers in your life, check on them. Some are not okay.
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So, I haven’t been feeling well in awhile. I knew it was only a matter of time. This morning at my daughters Dr appointment, I collapsed. Not my sexiest moment. I had a shit ton of blood work done. I’ve been neglecting my health and paid the price. I’m putting myself first.
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Why do people bitch about cilantro? Who hurt you?
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@KellyKurtz16
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So both kids tested negative for Covid and this mom is so relieved!
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@KellyKurtz16
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So tomorrow I have an stress echocardiogram. My EKGs and regular echo were abnormal. I’m just trying to get cardiac clearance for surgery, but something always pops up. So, please send good vibes. Little nervous.❤️
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@nathaliejacoby1 Hi!!! I am most certainly following you! I have approximately 7900 amazing followers, but could always have more! ❤️❤️
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Their was a school shooting at my cousins high school. Thank GOD he was absent. 3 dead, 6 injured
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I’m SO tired of being hurt. I have so much love to give and always end up hurt. I’m not perfect. Far from it. I cannot stand dishonesty. All I want is to love and be loved. Why is this so hard?
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@TranquilityRuse I was never a cat person. My daughter was still sleeping in our bed. The only way she would sleep is if she had a kitten. “No way” was my reply. So I ended up with a gray and white poofball. I love him to death. He is hilarious 😂 Do IT!
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Would you date anyone from Twitter?? (I know, it’s not a dating app, but things happen we don’t expect sometimes) So…..would you?
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Is it weird that I watch my cat sleeping on me? It’s so comforting to me and she’s such a cuddler❤️
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@KellyKurtz16
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I could literally fall off the face of the earth and no one would care, or fucking notice…seriously
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@KellyKurtz16
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4 years
Okay, I’m done. If you want me in you’re life, let me know. Bye.
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Am I the only one who dreads daylight savings time?
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@KellyKurtz16
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My 18 year old daughter and two girlfriends organized a protest for womens abortion rights this Saturday in Port Huron, MI I’m one proud mama ❤️❤️
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I think I’m moving to Canada. It’s only 20 minutes from here. I’m embarrassed to be an American. I will keep fighting, but change has to happen.
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2 years
Embarrassing my 17 year old daughter, yet again 🤷‍♀️🙄🥰
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You know you’re getting old when you’re Amazon order is delivered and you’re excited cause you’re new heating pad has arrived😂😬
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Anyone want to run away for a while? Just forget for a bit? Anyone?
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Will you leave Twitter, friends?
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@eaglesgirl4133 @TMZ I know, right!?!? I dearly hope he recovers soon, but holy shit!! Weren’t we that young yesterday?!?! 💔🥺😔
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Depression …. Please check on your people. May seem happy fun, but Are in so much pain. They’re not okay
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Hey, I have balloons! 🎈🎈🎈
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I just got a phone call that my 23-year-old cousin who had testicular cancer has spread all through his body and they’re not even going to do surgery. Fuck Love guys, just love because you never fucking know 🤷‍♀️
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@Truthsp73957317 @good_trouble96 This past February, I had a heart attack. I was 44, completely blindsided. I understand being shocked. I’m still there. I understand ❤️❤️
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This is my daughter. Graduating in a few weeks. Heading to Michigan State for Criminal Justice and Political Science. Watch out this girl is going to make some waves 🌊 ❤️🥰
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This is the end of my street. See the river? Beyond is Canada. Love my town
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So, I rarely post about my kids. But yesterday was my daughter’s senior prom. 17 days from now she will officially be done. Straight A’s all 4 years even through the pandemic. Here she is, and her brother.
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Ha! You think you can hurt me? I’m an overthinker, I’ve already hurt myself
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I just heard The Baby Shark song and I am not okay. Can’t get it out of my fucking head.
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So just got back from Urgent Care. No Covid, Tonsilitis. Thank goodness!
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Question… If you’re in a relationship and you’re boyfriend/girlfriend is on Twitter flirting with others, is that considered cheating?
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Thank you so much for following me today! You all are the best ❤️
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Okay what does NSFW stand for? I’m not too proud to admit I have no clue 🤣🤷‍♀️
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Are you an organ donor?
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OK friends I’m going to go clean up my follower list from all the wonderful new followers that I got last week So see you in a bit …❤️❤️
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To the person who blocked me but might be viewing my tweets. Thank you. Because of your lies and cowardice, I have become a stronger, better person. I believe people come in and out of our lives as lessons. You taught me well. This is my final tweet about you. Karma can finish.
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Good morning friends. Thank you for showing your compassion towards my daughter last Night. She’s home sleeping right now. Please send positive juju.
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@shiralazar TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS
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Can I get a refund on 2021??
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I never thought I would do this…. But, I’m struggling. Everything that has happened in the past couple of years has caught up. I’m lonely, sad, and still grieving. I have this raw ache that just won’t stop. #ChronicPain #Diabetes #Grief
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Alright, I’m going back to the 90’s. Anyone need anything?
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Sigh…. Good night everyone! I’m worn out. Sleep well my friends ❤️💤😴
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How lucky am I?! I’ve just been followed by Keanu Reeves and Elon Musk in the same day 🤣🙄
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Welcome March
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😂😂😂
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So, I did a thing today. Met two wonderful Twitter friends and we watched the boat races. One of the best days ever! Thanks for spending time with me today! @memmy1516 @JimRaginia
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I act like I don’t need anyone. I got it, I’m fine. But truth is, I’m breaking inside. It’s getting too heavy in here.
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Okay Twitter. Question…if you block someone, do you view their tweets? Me? I hardly block, but when I do, I don’t give two shits about what they’re tweeting about 🤷‍♀️
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The question I asked last weekend about being in a relationship with someone who flirts on Twitter. Well, he chose Twitter. I can’t believe it. I would never pass up the opportunity to meet an amazing person over strangers, yet here I am 💔 I’m heartbroken
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Okay. Feeling inspired by some beautiful women on here tonight. Taking a risk here, please be nice 🫶🏼
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Is it wrong to want to be in one of those circle thingys?
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Regarding the shooting at MSU, 3 are dead and 5 in critical condition. My daughter is home thank god. The shooter was 43 and no ties to the school. He killed himself. Fucking coward
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Fact…. I have very handsome followers ☺️
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Got my daughter boosted today! One kid down, one to go!
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Okay, my 18 year old daughter thinks I look stupid with my shirt tucked in. Do I? I’ll totally take it out 🤣🤣
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Tomorrow morning spending the day in the hospital with my 17 year old daughter. She has adult high blood pressure. Going through a series of heart tests to rule out anything wrong. My strong baby is scared. Wish us luck ❤️❤️
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Those of you who think a minute is really fast has never been on a treadmill
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Where my weirdos at?
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Hey friends! I reached my follow limit. Thank you so much, I’ll get you tomorrow!❤️❤️
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I got rid of a bunch of bots. Now I have room for some new friends! I’m blue, lots of fun (maybe?) 🫤 Please? 😘 #Biden24 #BeKind
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Is everyone out and about tonight? Am I the only anti social loser at home tonight?🤷‍♀️😈
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I will NOT pay for the use of Twitter. What about you?
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@SamWitwer How is fostering Buster going??? Is Leonard teaching him the way of the treats??? 😉
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Today my life changed…again #Graduation
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Damn friends! Still can’t follow back from yesterday. I promise I will follow back 🩷🩷🩷🩷
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How much time do you spend on twitter? Me…too much🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Today’s funny.
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