There’s no Arsenal game this weekend, so the best thing to do is get engaged to somebody (doesn’t matter who) and then book me as your wedding photographer!
Launching my new wedding photography website today with a special offer of charging 20% extra to any Spurs brides!
Just a few months ago we sacked 55 men and women that worked for our club, in the middle of a global pandemic, whilst simultaneously having meetings about the share of the £350,000,000,000 the club would be receiving.
Shameful.
I’m sorry, but if you’re an adult Arsenal fan and you’re actually spending your Sunday laughing at Spurs throwing away a 2-0 lead only to lose 3-2 then guess what me too lol
Thank you
@SuellaBraverman
- your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at
@LondonWaterloo
extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for
@metpoliceuk
to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW
#ThankYouSuella
I still remember my first ever Arsenal game at Highbury in 1985
The smell of onions & cigar smoke.
The perfect green pitch.
The fans singing.
I remember looking up at my uncle and asking, “Uncle, who is our head of recruitment?”
That’s all I cared about as an excited young fan
When our nets are empty in life, it is not the time to feel sorry for ourselves, to have fun, to return to old pastimes. It is the time to start again with Jesus, to find the courage to begin again, to set out with him.
#GospelOfTheDay
(Jn 21:1-19)
Absolute relentless Bradford City bastard continues to attack me on this traumatic Gervinho Day every single year.
This morning, Moonpig delivered me my new Gervinho Day official mug 😡
Every year on this day, my
@officialbantams
supporting “friend” never fails to remind me of Gervinho’s miss on that cold winters night in Bradford. This year, he outdone himself. The bastard.
@seafordHlm
How incredible is it, that with one week until the end of the season, we are talking about becoming Champions?
How long has it been since we’ve been able to do that?
No matter what the results today, midweek, or next week, I’m so proud of this team and excited for the future
If someone had told me at the start of the summer that we would sign:
Pepe
Ceballos
Tierney
Martinelli
Saliba
Luiz
I would have told them that I had heard of one of them
SHE WORE!
SHE WORE!
SHE WORE A YELLOW FACEMASK
SHE WORE A YELLOW FACEMASK IN THE MERRY MONTH OF JUNE
AND WHEN
I ASKED
HER WHY SHE WORE THE FACEMASK
SHE SAID IT’S FOR THE COVID AND WE’RE GOING TO A&E!
If you think you’re upset following our defeat tonight, imagine how Stan Kroenke will feel when he finds out the score tomorrow morning when he’s reading the sports pages over breakfast
Nothing but love and respect for Arsene Wenger. Irrefutably our greatest ever manager. Such a classy, intelligent, successful man in a sea of Redknapps.
Nobody on this planet loves Arsenal Football Club more than Arsene and he will always have my ultimate respect and admiration.
All of you IDIOTS who said I couldn’t get a ticket for tonight’s Arsenal game can SUCK IT as somebody has DM’d me saying I can have a ticket in the AWAY END for FACE VALUE and I’m meeting him outside the ground before kick off so WHO IS THE MORON NOW
@dutch85169
@ParisDaguerre
Good on you. Same reason I don’t bother with that Jolly Green Giant “Stop, Look and Listen” bollocks before crossing the road. My bones are strong and I’m fit and healthy so regardless of how busy the road is I won’t be using pedestrian crossings anytime soon.
No hate for Theo. Generally had an excellent attitude and done a job for us.
Did he meet his potential? Probably not.
Will I boo him? Nah.
Will I always remember him doing this? Fucking A
With the North London Derby approaching, please could everyone consider not calling them the ‘Y’ word. Please have some decency and decorum about you and simply call them cunts instead.
@Shackviral
@ParisDaguerre
Good on you for saying this when so many others are afraid to speak the truth, Jon
I think you should go one further and film yourself hugging COVID patients & then showing how your immune system protects you. Their vaccine is absolute bollocks if you have a strong immune system
Remarkable moment captured by our very own
@Stuart_PhotoAFC
picturing the moment that an Arsenal fan had to throw Ben White a shirt before kick off because he’d forgot to pack one.
Crisis averted
🚨 Bernd Leno medical at Fulham almost complete. Permanent move from Arsenal worth £3m + £1m based on PL apps + £2m if stay in PL once + £2m if twice. Totals £8m after add-ons. Contract 3yrs +
#FFC
have option of 4th. With
@peterrutzler
@TheAthleticUK
#AFC
@Arsenal
@premierleague
@BarclaysWSL
I fully support the cancellation of all remaining league games and I understand you will be releasing details for our trophy parade in due course
Ceballos has been absolutely awful again.
@realmadriden
have got a terrible player on their hands. If I were them I’d just cancel his contract immediately...
If Ceballos isn’t going to extend his contract then we need to sell him now or else we’ll lose him on a free next summer. Have we learned nothing from the Ramsey, Benayoun and Kallstrom situations??
I preferred the old days when our captain meltdowns would just be then going out to drink drive, crash into a wall, do some time in prison then come back and win the league
I'm a Tottenham fan, a famous ex Arsenal player lives on my road. His house is one of several with dropped curbs for off street parking, I always make sure to do my 3 point turn on his drive in my car.
I gave Samir Nasri a really hard time when he left Arsenal. But credit where it’s due, he has given a seriously large chunk of his personal cash to help fund some doctors in these terrifying times. Good on him
@kepa_46
Don’t be sorry. It was hilarious. You embarrassed your manager, yourself and your club and then were terrible at the penalties. It was instant karma and hilarious. No need to apologise and thanks for the laughs
Every year on this day, my
@officialbantams
supporting “friend” never fails to remind me of Gervinho’s miss on that cold winters night in Bradford. This year, he outdone himself. The bastard.
@seafordHlm
That Westminster Bridge video circulating is a fake that was filmed in 2015. I can confirm that I was there at 8pm last night and I took this photo to show how many people were ACTUALLY on the bridge, including this brave NHS worker searching for PPE
Sometimes in life you have to take your allegiance hat off and recognise breathtaking genius and give total credit when you see the most beautiful goal.
Having witnessed the goal that Erik Lamela scored this afternoon, I am a big enough person to say that it was average at best
As per
@lequipe
Arsenal in talks to sign Christopher Nkunku. Early days & complex.
#AFC
want loan + option to buy,
#PSG
want cover + new contract pre-loan. Seems 21yo keen & not key to Tuchel plans. Seen as versatile + possible Ramsey successor. Full consensus among AFC hierarchy
Solidarity with City fans. We too know what it feels like to be banned from the Champions League, albeit because we didn’t get enough “points” to take part. Same thing though
Cancel tomorrow night’s other semi final. Doesn’t matter. We’ll play Man Utd AND Chelsea in the final.
Not a combined XI, all 22 of them. Fuck it, their entire squads. And youth teams. And women’s teams. Doesn’t matter. This cup is ours
The real victim in all of this is the poor
@Arsenal
admin, shitting themselves with fear as they’re working from home in their pyjamas trying to figure out how to word a Tweet later selling us a new £100 AFC hooded top
Blessed be thy Gooners, as thou celebrate on this sacred St Totteringham’s Day
May your glasses be ever full, and your belly be ever laughing at your neighbour
Everyone slating Mustafi, a defender, yet he’s literally one goal away from our season’s top scorer Aubameyang, a striker. And this in the season where we haven’t conceded a single goal either home or away.
Some of you need to take a long hard look at yourselves
@Arsenal
You done more than make a mistake. This is the right thing to do but it was utterly shameful and unforgivable. It will not be forgotten
The owner must leave our club now before more irreparable damage is done. Get KSE out of our club
#KroenkeOut
@k3v1nkn0w5
@Mrjamieohara1
Hi Kev
I’m a lawyer and would gladly take this on. Can you DM me some more details about it please? We can do it on a no win, no fee basis so you won’t have to pay anything
Look forward to hearing from you
Keith