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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Financial Expert Max Keiser Warns The Global Debt Bubble Has Come To Its End
@maxkeiser
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I told
@PeterSchiff
(on
@KeiserReport
and in person many times) to buy
#Bitcoin
at $1, $100, and $1,000 😂👍
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It’s a start...
Lebanon 🇱🇧 protesters burn down their central bank due to ongoing economic collapse.
#btc
#bitcoin
#Lebanon
#LebanonProtests
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Imagine having $138 billion in cash and *no*
#Bitcoin
or Gold?
Buffett - Most overrated investor ever (except for Ray Dalio)
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We’ve covered riots and revolutions around the world. What we’ve learned is that the first arson of a building is usually set by a heavily disguised cop whose been ordered to create chaos. This is true in Athens, Cairo and now Minnesota. Same playbook. Different city.
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#Bitcoin
ready to bust a move to $15,000 on Trump’s Martial Law in America announcement just now
YOUR ONLY WAY OUT, AMERICA
Is Bitcoin
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#Bitcoin
is indestructible like Gold, but rarer - and easier to transport, and is more divisible.
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Even a portfolio with 90% garbage that goes down, and 10%
#Bitcoin
, will do well.
BTC 40x from here
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Dishonest people hate
#Bitcoin
because it’s honest money.
Whenever you hear someone trash talking BTC, chances are high they’re dishonest in all they do.
(It’s a quick way to weed out the losers)
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As long as the Fed keeps recklessly printing without accountability or oversight, no lives matter.
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The money printers are happy to throw a few cops under the bus. Just so long as protesters ignore the Fed, the Cantillionaires don’t mind the riots and the bloodshed. In fact, it amuses them.
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When everything gets ripped away in a heartbeat and I see the world naked, unmasked from all delusions, I actually feel great - because I see at the center of the universe my exquisite birthday goddess
@stacyherbert
who illuminates the world with her smile.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤️❤️
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America is experiencing a multi color rainbow slave revolt
100M Americans live on slave wages
#Bitcoin
fixes this
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Poor People Should Buy Bitcoin (BTC), $1 Every Day, Max Keiser Says
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The richest person in the world in 2023 is currently not on the Forbes list. It’ll be a
#Bitcoiner
no one’s talking about at this time.
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Filing for bankruptcy is the new going public. Incredible stock pops.
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Based on years of covering these types of events around the world, I am highly confident this is an undercover cop tasked with starting chaos to justify govt’s violent response. The playbook never changes. Athens, Cairo, Hong King, Minneapolis.
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Bitcoin could ‘easily’ reach $10 TRILLION market cap, similar to that of gold – investment strategist on RT’s Keiser Report
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If the grid goes down and there’s a societal collapse...
Your paper money, Gold, and property can easily be seized
The *only* wealth you’ll have are your private
#BTC
keys indestructibly, immutably preserved on the Bitcoin blockchain
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Max Keiser: “As gold becomes harder to source, I predict many in the market looking for a safe haven will switch to Bitcoin. Bitcoin is actually superior to Gold in many way”.
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Saudis: We’ll keep pumping until demand for oil goes to zero
America: We’ll keep printing until demand for $USD goes to zero
GOLD: $10,000
#Bitcoin
: $400,000
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@PeterSchiff
’s brother Andrew told me Peter deeply regrets not buying
#Bitcoin
when I pitched it to them under $10. He also said that he did eventually buy some under $1,000 and thanked me.
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Max Keiser:
#Bitcoin
’s First Maximalist.
The amazing polymathic
@maxkeiser
clear headed and concisely consistent even when
#Bitcoin
was just $50.
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#Bitcoin
blew Warren Buffett’s mind. He’s got less marbles now than Joe Biden.
BTC is rallying the day Buffett exposed himself as a cut-and-run con artist and sleaze bag
Yesterday, BTC took out
@PeterSchiff
, today it destroyed Buffett
The bum-of-the-month club
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Never going to a barber again
Just cut my own hair. Took less than 1 min.
Looks exactly like my last hair cut
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Poor people like it when they hear govt printing money. They think they’ll get some but they never do (inflation adjusted). Poor people should buy
#Bitcoin
(even $1 a day). They’ll become rich people. Those who did this when I first recommended it 9 yrs ago are now millionaires.
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The $6 trillion bailout and how it works explained by professional financier
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Gold is great, but it’s easily censored and confiscated plus, it’s not that portable, divisible, or cheap to transport.
#Bitcoin
is better
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Ever notice that none of
@PeterSchiff
’s cheerleaders on social media are his clients?
Think about it.
Have you ever seen a tweet like, “I’m a EuroPac client and WOW so good....”
No. Didn’t think so.
Why?
I think you know the answer.
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People who buy
#Bitcoin
have an innate sense about its worth. They just do it
Those who resist will never buy it because they’re not intellectually or emotionally prepared
This is how a A 15 yr old with good instincts, who buys BTC, can outperform pros like
@PeterSchiff
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I just look at the market and the market says:
@PeterSchiff
Calvin Ayre
Craig Wright
Roger Ver
...to name 4,
Are dead wrong and have been for years.
There really is no argument to be made. They are just unequivocally wrong.
Full stop.
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I told
@PeterSchiff
(on
@KeiserReport
and in person many times) to buy
#Bitcoin
at $1, $100, and $1,000
“Here’s How Bitcoin (BTC) Can Help Any 15-Year-Old Outperform Peter Schiff: Max Keiser”
READ ➡️
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Broke: ‘Defund the police’
Woke: ‘Defund the Fed’
Defunding the police accomplishes nothing
Defunding the Fed accomplishes everything
Black Lives Matter paints "Defund the Police" in Washington D.C.
#BlackLivesMatter
#DCProtests
#dcprotest
#dcriots
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Negative interest rates mean time is worth less than zero
Negative oil prices mean space is worth less than zero
When both space and time are negative it means we’ve crossed the event horizon to hyperbitcoinization
This is the end of fiat money
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#Bitcoin
trading higher as world collectively figures out the only way to beat the system is with Bitcoin and individual sovereignty.
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Against *all* advice, I sold my $BRK stock 9 yrs ago and bought
#Bitcoin
Today, Warren Buffett’s reputation is in tatters and BTC is on its way to eclipsing Gold as the world’s favorite safe haven.
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Warren Buffett Killed His Reputation by Being Wrong About Bitcoin (BTC): Max Keiser
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Time to move past Buffett
He was already way overrated
He missed
#Bitcoin
, Gold, Apple (way, way too late), Amazon (ditto), etc.
His numbers have sucked for awhile
Millennials and GenZ, this is your time
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I think it’s safe to say,
@KeiserReport
’s created more
#Bitcoin
millionaires globally than any other media outlet, individual, or company
I thank Satoshi
Millions more
#BTC
millionaires to come this year and next
Let’s all thank Satoshi
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Trump’s got a point:
Twitter, YouTube, FB are using monopoly positions to crowd out free speech and meddle in elections
Like Teddy Roosevelt before him, Trump needs to break up these monopolies in the interest of the greater good, free speech and greater competition
🇺🇸👍
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I can buy a few steaks, don’t need to buy the whole cow
I can buy some Sats, don’t need to buy a whole
#Bitcoin
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Buffett getting ready to make historic move into
#Bitcoin
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‘Bitcoin is a very likely candidate for a world reserve currency,’ entrepreneur & best-selling author tells RT's Keiser Report
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Iran Understands:
- Sovereign coins like 🇻🇪 Petro are no match for
#BTC
- First nation to embrace BTC has huge first mover advantage
- BTC is a $USD killer
- You can’t censor BTC
- BTC is unconfiscatable
- BTC is halal
- BTC is not usury
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Hey cops!
Game over.
The state you’re protecting isn’t worth it.
Keep doing your job, but start buying
#Bitcoin
as aggressively as you can
When the time is right, leave
You can thank me later
- The Bishop of Bitcoin
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Defunding police makes no sense.
Banksters will hire mercenaries and the kill rate will go up
Defund the Fed and solve *all* the problems
How?
Start swapping your violence-backed fiat for
#Bitcoin
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When oil crashes, you see prices at the pump fall.
When interest rates crash, you see fixed rate returns in your pension fall
...But credit card rates remain at 20%
CONCLUSION: The banking cartel is stronger than OPEC 😂👍
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Iran, China, Russia did not sign on to the Bretton-Woods agreement. They’ve been waiting (whether they knew it or not) for
#Bitcoin
for decades.
Now the global forex market will dramatically change
Buy some BTC under $10,000 before it goes 40x
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From 2011 to 2016 I loved seeing
#Bitcoin
hit new highs
From 2017 to 2020 I love seeing the big pullbacks to stack more sats
When you start loving the pullbacks more than the tops, you’ve achieved a disirable BTC zen state of equilibrium
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What PTJ said about
#BTC
- Fastest horse in race
- Adoption going exponential
- It’s digital Gold/SOV
- Outperform Gold
- Got close to 2% invested, will increase
- Like Gold in ‘70’s, (from $35 to $800)
- A new store of value
What
@PeterSchiff
heard:
‘I like Gold’
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#Bitcoin
fixes this.
How?
Rearchitects the underlying incentives in society away from extreme larceny practiced in the fiat system to the individual sovereignty of the Bitcoin system.
ESCAPE THE SLAVE MENTALITY TODAY!
BUY BITCOIN
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The 2008 bailout topped out at $17 trillion
The 2020 bailout top out over $100 trillion
Fed’s balance sheet will have 2x Americans GDP in ‘assets’ (worthless, no-bid junk) ie, over $50 trillion
Private Equity will own 95% of the S&P 500
Jeff Bezos first trillionaire
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Any surprise that in a country with a 40% obesity rate they prefer their news sugar coated?
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95% polled say they want MOAR Max & Stacy and
@KeiserReport
4x per week DURING CORONA LOCKDOWN (not 3x)
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Write to: feedback
@rttv
.ru
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“I called
#Bitcoin
rat poison then lost $50 billion on airline stocks I publicly swore I’d never touch, killing my performance numbers and reputation in 3 months. Had I bought BTC, $BRK would be hitting ATH”
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I have a moral responsibility to keep my 2011
#BTC
HODL’ed
To legitimize any fiat debt-coupons in any way now... When we are on the edge of victory, would be a crime against humanity
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I made my wife
@stacyherbert
this chocolate coconut keto cheesecake to celebrate 30 days on LOCKDOWN together. Our ❤️ grows stronger every day. 🌺❤️👫
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Hold on...
The Pentagon/NSA/CIA et al take $1.5 trillion a year of our taxes to support a global panopticon/5-eyes, satellite surveillance system of every square inch on Earth... And we blame China because our leaders sat on the Coronavirus data for 6 weeks and did nothing? 😂
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When the Fed buys ‘asssts’ (over $6 trillion recently) it’s effectively laundering money for Wall St. criminals
The dirty money gained via extortion (health insurance), loan sharking (credit cards) and selling drugs (prescription opioids) is swapped for clean T-bills
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Paul Tudor Jones is the ultimate alpha dog
Watch now as 10,000 hedge funds chase him down the
#Bitcoin
rabbit hole
$400,000 now a LOCK
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Should be regulated like a casino. These ‘assets’ are basically numbers on a roulette wheel.
2 years ago, Coinbase listed only 4 assets
Today, Coinbase lists nearly 60 assets on Custody or Trading
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#Bitcoin
has taken over the minds of GenZ. This is excellent news. We are on the verge of a major outbreak of peace ☮️
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Stock market closed 1 second after opening.
#Bitcoin
still open. It’s been open for 11 yrs.
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How to reverse the U.S. economic fall for less cost than ANOTHER $20 trillion bailout:
1. Forgive all mortgage and student loans
2. Drop credit card rates to 1%
3. Open a ‘post office bank’ that offers 4% to savers
This would shift 90% of GDP from Wall St to Main Street
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The global stock market rally is a Cantillionaire exit scam
It will end when there are no more stocks and bonds left for central banks to buy
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1. All fiat is debt-money with attached interest
2. When debts go bad faster than new debt-money is created: ‘Deflation’
3. When debts go bad slower than new debt-money created: ‘Inflation’
4. Eventually (for 300 yrs) all fiat collapses, we call this hyper-inflation
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I’m confused... Should I be buying or selling stocks now?
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Good morning Las Vegas!
#Bitcoin
’s spirit moves through me. I am reborn and fear not, for Satoshi is with me.
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