Kal'tsit's Cringy Oni
@Kei_Kurai_
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Just a silly oni who's married to Kal'tsit. Multi Fandom (FFXIV, PGR, HSR, D2, Arknights, Genshin, Soulsborne, DB) Banner & Pfp: @celexcity
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[When the menaces are left alone]
@duiloveswire
and I support RatTiger yuri.
Done by the wonderful
@aryamelatii
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@ArknightsAS_EN
Kal'tsit my beloved, you bave slayed once again. She looks absolutely magnificently GORGEOUS!
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Don't excuse or ignore the shameless wife posting.
Look at her.
She's amazing, perfect, beautiful, and everything in between.
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"Ray, thank goodness you're here! I need you to-"
"Mine."
"Oh dear..."
Done by ✨️
@aryamelatii
✨️
Amy belongs to
@Amy_Ameryst
It seems Ho'ol and Amy are fighting over Lorna. I guess popularity comes with its own difficulties, huh?...
Art by the wonderful ✨️
@aryamelatii
✨️
Amy belongs to
@Amy_Ameryst
.
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LOOK!!! LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK LOOOOOOOK!!!!
BEHOLD FF14 KEI'TSIT COSPLAY WITH KEI AS A DARK KNIGHT AND KAL'TSIT AS A SUMMONER!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH
@aryamelatii
FOR BRINGING MY VISION TO LIFE!!!!
GIVE ARYA YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS NOW!!!!!!!!
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"Let go of me!"
"No~"
"And release my tail!"
"Nooo~"
"God, I can't stand you!"
"That's a lie and we both know it~"
Art by ✨️
@celexcity
✨️
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What are y'alls thoughts on Lorna? I am GENUINELY curious, so feel free to speak your minds!
Work is wierd and annoying atm so I'mma have some fun
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So I just found out that this sassy cat's name is actually Fiona. Which makes me wonder if she is also from Project Ama.
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It seems Ho'ol and Amy are fighting over Lorna. I guess popularity comes with its own difficulties, huh?...
Art by the wonderful ✨️
@aryamelatii
✨️
Amy belongs to
@Amy_Ameryst
.
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Sneak attack kiss during work~
Art of my yumeship done by the amazing
@ToasterCastles
!
Toast was so nice throughout this, and they work lightning fast! Please give them all your money.
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Amiya: "So what do we do here?"
Kei: "Sing!"
*She tilts her head; confused, before being handed a tambourine.*
Kei: "Pfft, just watch."
Another AMAZING piece by
@ToasterCastles
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. GIVE TOAST MONEY!
(If it wasn't obvious, this is part 1/2)
Kei: "Wait, so you rarely go out just for fun?"
Amiya: "Mm mm, we're normally too busy."
Kei: "Well.... we're not too busy now, right?"
*he looks to Kal'tsit*
Kal'tsit: "..............We will be passing by Lungmen fairly soon, Amiya."
*Amiya's eyes light up as she hears this*
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They are having the most important of conversations.
An adorable comm by the legendary
@celexcity
featuring Maple;
@Athena_naomi_
's OC~
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Someone had to help this dorky ram out!
A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF HOEDERINES BY THE MAGNIFICENT
@capycinno
FOR THE CEO THEMSELVES
@darknightmemoir
This was a pleasure to see done. And I'm not sorry but.... MY FUCKING HAIR LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!!!!
GIVE RUU MONEY! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWW!
A seal is about to die here in a minute, y'all best be ready to resuscitate em.
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W: "Hey, where are the hags?"
Folinic: "Could you please be more respectful when addressing them?"
W: "Nope. Now, where are they?"
Folinic: "Out."
W: "Where? I need to talk to them!"
Folinic: "Just leave them. Let them enjoy some time alone together."
Done by
@KecoaDewi
! Tysm!!!
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Totally not stolen.
Like — if you think i’m nice or appreciate me
RT — if i’m one of your fav moots
Reply — if you wanna get closer
Vote — if you have/had a crush on me
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Who is Kal'tsit? For the blind, she is vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is water. If Kal'tsit thinks, I agree. If Kal'tsit speaks, I'm listening. If kal'tsit has a million fans, I am one of them. If Kal'tsit has only one fan, that is me. If Kal'tsit-
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These aren't all of them, just the ones with characters I love.
If you want me to check for a character, feel free to ask~ 1/?
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"It's a flute."
"You mean a fucking flute?"
"They're called instruments..."
For the love of fucking god-
PEOPLE, IT'S CALLED A FUCKING RECORDER! 😭😭😭
Dude performing “Free Bird” on one of those musical objects you used in elementary school
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Said data:
“Storage management is expensive”
Discord lowers free upload limit to 10MB
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"Thank you, Kal'tsit."
Kal'tsit: "For what?."
"....For everything."
AN AMAZING PIECE OF KEI'TSIT DONE BY THE MAGNIFICENT
@i1209hmnal
!!!!
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"Oh my~ Hello there, you must be the friend I've heard so much about. Why, you're absolutely adorable!"
Mia and Key really wanted to introduce their friend to Lorna.
(Done by the great
@Samsam_S2S
)
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We all know this, so I'mma just remind y'all that this cat is magnificent and you should all love her~
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"Did you get her?"
"Yes..."
"What did she cost you?"
".......Everything."
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*sips tea*
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Good morning, people trapped in my phone!
Let's start the day with a chibi Kei!
A cute comm done by
@wittleredd
!
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Look at us! We're so cute!
A gift from the world's best popato,
@aryamelatii
!
Best way to wake up~
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"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Kyuuu~ Hehe~"
Momo's here to spread a little Valentine's Day love to you all!
A wonderful comm by the great
@KecoaDewi
!
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Another comm that I don't post nearly enough. I was hoping it'd be a gif, but this is still great~
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Do you have the shmoves to avoid being turned to stone?
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I PRESENT *drum roll*
DR. KURAI
The beautiful piece is brought to you by the amazing
@NoelClover
An enormous thank you to him~
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PEOPLE DIED
“PEOPLE DIED” and then it’s literally just your ocxcanon / yumeship.
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Kal'tsit: "What are you doing?"
Kei: "You seemed cold. And besides, it's just the two of us~"
Kal'tsit: "I suppose you have a point."
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF KEI'TSIT DONE BY THE GREAT
@nekorain_paw
! First ever blind comm, couldn't be happier with it.
THROW MONEY AT NEKO NOW!
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The Devil of Terra.
With black and red flames, he wanders; eagerly hunting for his next target as he burns and destroys all in his path.
I wonder, though... what's with the other flames?...
Another comm done by
@aryamelatii
. Arya is so sweet and kind, please give her money.
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I was advised to do the thing.
So here we go!
Reply for:
First impression :
Nickname(s) in head :
Do I like you :
Do I like your pfp :
Kiss, hug or murder :
Should you also do it :
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Look at us.
We are the cutest beans~
Well, she is the cutest bean. I'm trying. lol
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Um..... ho-, ly, shit! Erica Lindbeck did an amazing job. This is so good! Like what?????
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Good morning, people in my phone!
How are we today?
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Since I'm no artist and will be broke in a bit... Allow me to instead remind y'all that this miracle happened.
Look at my wife, she's a perfect maid. She wouldn't get a chance to serve me, I'd be too busy serving her.
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You know what?..... Fine, I'm cute damn it!
ANOTHER AMAZING PIECE BY
@nekorain_paw
! Neko is amazing (AS YOU CAN SEE), easy to talk to, and AFFORDABLE. Please give them money!
Also, a very big thank you to
@clowncollectr
for to write on the box. Cuz honestly, I had nothing. lol
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So, about 2 years ago, I started going to school for aviation maintenance. I finished my classes, did my written tests, and scheduled my O&P exam, which was >TODAY<. And after testing for 10 fucking hours! I am now an A&P Certified Aviation Maintenance Technician~
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Hi everyone! Did yuh miss me?
Of course you didn't. lol
I was gone for a few days for a lil mental break.
BUT I'M BACK! RUN AND HIDE FOR THE HAG HAS RETURNED!!!!
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Happy birthday,
@drakonix4212
!
This is my gift to you. A Surprise Me of Akira done by the masterful
@Najashi_art
.
I really hope you like it and I really hope you have a fantastic birthday.
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*backflips*
*shadowboxes*
*dances*
*twirls*
*spins in chair*
SHE'S HERE!
THAT TRACKING NUMBER IS HOT ASS
IDFC THOUGH SHE'S HERE!!!!
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Home at last. How is everyone doing today?
(Don't ignore this shameless plug! Look at us!)
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Since a bunch of people are doing it, why not be super original~
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MORE WIFE!!!!!!!!
Yes, I bought 5!!!! You can never be too careful...
Thank you
@SAN_LAYTON
for this! Y'all should really check them out. I know I'll definitely be running back to see what their store holds next time~
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Good morning, everyone!
Look at my wife. Do you see how cute she is?!
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@secondfuton
How did I know that It Has To Be This Way was playing before turning on the audio?! 🤣🤣🤣
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THERE'S A FUCKING ONI IN DUNGEON MESHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kal'tsit is doing cat things. It's okay, though! She's heavily protected.
A super cute comm done by kind-hearted
@nekorain_paw
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I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Had said "Hi" in a while, so....
Hello! How's everyone doing? Look at us, btw. Love her so much.
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Can anyone see this? I get the feeling that I'm shadowbanned....
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OMG! THE PERFECTION OF A FOLDING PHONE! GRAAAAAAAAAH LOOK AT HERRRRRRR!!!!
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It's best girl's birthday today~
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MY LOVELY WIFE SITTING DEAD CENTER LIKE THE QUEEN OF THE GODS SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can we just take a moment to observe how perfect she is?
(Hag callers are disqualified)
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"Reapers are assassins that have made pacts with demons. You have to be careful. Otherwise, it'll consume your soul!"
Momo: "Pet!"
A funny comm done by our resident potato
@aryamelatii
.
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I really wanted to see Momo done in Toast style and... she looks like such a badass! 😎
Done by the mythical
@ToasterCastles
!!!
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As per usual, I vehemently refuse to apologize for wife spam.
In fact, I demand thanks for gracing your TL with her.
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The most logical question I have ever heard just came from a tiger. A TIGER!
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Also:
300 BABY! WE MADE IT! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!
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"Ooooooh? It seems someone forgot who's in charge here. Allow me to jog your memory."
Another amazing piece by the magnificent
@KecoaDewi
!
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Gooooood morning, everyone! I am currently at work running off of my usual hour and a half of sleep~
May your day go well!
Art by @/nekorain_paw
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I am 99.9% certain I know what everyone's answer will involve. lol
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AH
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I'M FINALLY PASSED WHAT I WAS STUCK WRITING ON!
FUCK YES! PROGRESS YET AGAIN!!!!
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