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Was
@keepurcoolakif
old account banned due to a religious controversy, RT to find mutuals
I profoundly apologize if I have inadvertently affronted any religious sensibilities 🙏🏻
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@epsilon_nott
Skill set ≠ aestheticism. He was good until late career defects occurred. Had good offside range, backfoot game was solid & bat swing was godly. He wouldn’t succeed as finisher in 1-ball-era otherwise
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Rotit Nipplenath Boobma is so ugly and deprived of aura that you feel ashamed to have him in your pfp/username
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[THREAD] 🧵: Exposing Shubham Gill, One of the Most Overhyped and Overrated Indian Cricketers .
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“Top ODI player” 👏👏👏
Aukaat of away odis series filter. A top player skipping marquee pdi series for a home test series
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Same energy
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Root’s argument against Kohli is fairly valid atp. But the scenes wouldn’t look good had Kohli returned from a terrible English tour and bashed WI & SL at home thereafter
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90% of Indians commented and said that India would win by 4-0,5-0
This is not a Pakistani team losing at home to a team like Bangladesh, we are Aussies 🤫
#BGT
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Why can’t I see greatest of this era Steven Piggy Smith in any of the lists?
"Since Virat Kohli's debut"
Most Runs in International Cricket:
26942 - Virat Kohli (591 Innings)
19442 - Joe Root (451 Innings)
18995 - David Warner (474 Innings)
18667 - Rohit Sharma (483 Innings)
18128 - Kane Williamson (423 Innings)
#ViratKohli
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Justice For RG Kar Doctor 🙏
Shame on mamata banerjee
She should resign with immediate effect
Know your place fools 🦶🏻
@KolkataPolice
@DCCyberKP
🖕🏻🖕🏻
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@amritpradhan63
Mighty 3 likes in 11 days 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have no relevance without hanging by shortarmjab’s balls you farzi lawyer 🫵😭
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He tames chamiya Woakes as his personal pet
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You can’t be called elegant if your elephant’s tummy-like physique doesn’t allow you to make a front press & drive along the field. Literally Gurunath Rabada drives better than his son
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On odd days choklatards warn the peers about Bumrah and tell them how he’d finish their careers & on even days they shit on for not winning the WTC/SA tour
“Root this, Root that”
Just for this guy to finish his career in July 2025 😂
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@Prxtham_18
Pratham,
You’re an incredible individual, and your intellectual tweets make a real difference in the lives of those around you. Your generosity inspire others to be their best selves. Finally, if I were you, I’d get rid of the habit of changing baaps for reach.
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@epsilon_nott
That was deffo his limitation. But he was pretty decent at those chip shots down and square of the wicket, he got elite cut/pull as well. For instance, someone like Rohit also made a career without those 2 shots
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5-6 paternity leaves within this period is more believable atp
Manifesting 5-6 centuries from the 10 Tests overseas in Australia and England.
Make it happen, King Kohli. 🙇♂️🐐
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News: Australia legend Shane Warne said rookie Steve Smith has "all the toys" to become a top leg-spinner ahead of his likely Test deb...
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Every fab 4 filtered stat ranking efficiency:
1st: Smith 5/10 times, Kohli 3/10 times, Root 2/10 times
2nd: Kohli 5/10 times, Root 3/10 times, Smith 2/10
3rd: Root 5/10 times, Kohli 4/10 times, Smith 1/10 times
4th: Chokane Williamshit 10/10 times
Test Average of FAB4 where team was bowled out below 200
24.1: Virat Kohli (38 inns)
19.8: Joe Root (53 inns)
17.8: Steve Smith (25 inns)
16.5: Kane Williamson (34 inns)
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@asmitdutta_
@epsilon_nott
Despite his tendency of nicking outside, he’s unarguably top 2 player of swing of this generation. I don’t know how you can validly deny this
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Being a woman in India
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@asmitdutta_
@epsilon_nott
Would you say Duminy is a better ball striker than Dhoni based on their T20I numbers?
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Snap out of your delusions, sis
Kallu Girls like you will be kicked out of that country without a second thought.
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• No r*ndi rona over language.
• Rich history.
• Best state for tourists.
• Friendly and calm people.
• no violence, Peace loving state.
• Rich cultural heritage
• most ipls and isls
The greatest Indian state 🐐
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A legitimate South African putting out a valid perspective on how they’d approach their own national players/team and dehatis are stinking mentions. Nah dawg, jeets are international embarrassment 😭
No one player is greater than any team. AB is not greater than SA, the same way that Virat is not greater than India.
We support our teams before great players, and continue to support our teams long after these players have retired
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It should be common knowledge
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Hi, this is Akif's mom. I opened up this app due to the notifications and would like to let y’all know his phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things he has been posting on this app are disgusting. 👍
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The last time Steven Piggy Smith contributed 30 or more in 4th innings to win a Test match
- Obama was US president
- iPhone 6 was the latest model
- Jio was yet to be launched
- Ollie Pope was in school
- SL were defending WT20 champs
- Sandpaper had no correlation with cricket
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True
Ms dhoni in night t20i matches
Avg-45
Sr-135
Never mess with thala at night 🦁
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Don’t get it twisted. He’s the greatest of all-time irrespective of continents. His 2022 mogs Adumb Gilshit’s peak
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@Duk3Nukem_
Chokli would have had a legacy as good as Sanju Samson if Dhoni hadn’t saved his ass on April 2nd
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to think steven piggy smith’s lunatic batting approach let THIS west indies sneak a W at the holy gabba is obnoxious. arrest steven smith again for letting the prestigious dignity of cricket australia bite the dust 🙏
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Warra Talent. Must be having higher Test bat average than tailender Bhuvneshwar Kumar in South Africa and Australia
He played lofted drive against
Pat Cummins ( best test bowler of this gen ) in Real test match
If he wants to play no one can stop him
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as i said before, he made endia relevant on world map. otherwise the rest of the world looked at us how we look at bihar
Sourav Ganguly said, "when I handed Rohit Sharma the captaincy of team India, everyone criticised me. Now India has won the T20 World Cup under Rohit, everyone has stopped abusing me for it. In fact, everyone has forgotten that it was me who appointed him". (Aaj Tak).
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An intelligent sane human being takes birth as a Chokane Williamson hater first, human second
Here are some cricketers who are respected and admired globally 🌏
Did we miss anyone?
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@117_at_wankhede
Scored 228 @ 38/146 this year when the overall aggregate top 6 stats were of 21/114, but okay
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Captain Dhoni didn’t walk in at 8-3 when it was seaming crazy in there but why didn’t Chokla get him up the order on that dreadful Manchester morning 🫵😠
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machoman having photoshoot sesh at public after pulling the craziest bottlejob the sport has seen. then there is noob chokram who’s yet to show up at texas camp after making “0” contribution the whole tourney
David Miller is the latest to be captured by
@dgphotoholic
with his street photography
He previously captured Marcus Stoinis with his partner
Dave talking like a true South African 😆
I won't be surprised if he considers doing some ads after his cricket career comes to an end
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मैं भीख नही मांग रहा 5 हजार राधे कृष्णा का बल्कि एक्टिव सनातनियो को देख रहा हु 🙏
कल तक 5 हजार एक्टिव सनातनी लिखते जाइये #जय_श्री_राधे_कृष्णा
एक्टिव लोगो को फ़ॉलो किया जाएगा 🔥
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This series pretty much sealed the Root vs Smith ODI clash. Had a banger on batting hostile surfaces. Root on the hand has hardly had any such performance without Roy/Bairstow’s launchpad
Steve Smith's 61 against NZ at Cazalys Stadium in 2022, Aus lost 4 wickets for 29 runs,ended the inning with 195 runs and won the match by 113 runs
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Nobody likes that smelly aloo-stuffed unhygienic oily flour triangles aka bhamosa. The rest others are delicious
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I’ve never seen a real cricket account ever keeping World Tulla Championship points in count except for Krishna Kumar
Pakistan docked 6 WTC Points due to slow overrate against Bangladesh.
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can’t thank the great man Eoin Joseph Gerard Morgan CBE enough for protecting the holy world cup from getting profaned by williamshit’s touch. would’ve been nice had shakib deservedly gotten the pott as well, but anyway
'BY THE BAREST OF ALL MARGINS'
It's been five years since that epic World Cup final
(via
@ICC
)
#OnThisDay
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I’m telling you cricket Twitter’s version of “aura” is just “blokes I find physically attractive but I need a word that doesn’t make me sound gay
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Gigantic 2024 and an international Test series, which is part of an apparently ICC championship, has no legal streaming in India
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Variable bounce for spin at Old Trafford in the morning of day 1 una. Prabath will bowl here in the 4th innings
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Happy with the win! :) hope to get some runs too going ahead :) good team effort in the last game :)
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rare impressive piece of ball knowledge by pratham jain this
you can pre-plan and man manage all you want but nothing works until the skill is executed on the field. no amount of trophy puffery from illiterate dharavians & thalatards will deny it
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@ShubhamNotSubam
There’s nothing alpha about Ponting’s mentality except throwing the ball to McGrath or Warne and praying that they somehow save his bum
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Bengali Genes 💥
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Just 23 wickets fell, eight 50+ scores were done and none of them was scored at 46+ in this Test, when the series was on the line. Might be the worst Test of 10’s decade
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English summer, Oz summer, Satafrikan summer, Ind home szn, Pak home szn, Caribbean szn all have just 6 ODI series to be played ahead of the CT in combined. Need IPL to be banned asap
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No Bhachin better (for test gap). Might be a tie up with Lara as well (lara has aced greater in test match cricket)
If Virat has 2 Banger series in australia and england in upcoming 12 months then we can argue
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@Houseof_Cricket
If David Miller was an Englishman or an Australian or an Indian, you would’ve put his semifinal 100 at the top
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cricket failed as a global sport cuz it still allows long-finished half-volley bully lollard to step onto professional cricket field in humongous 2024
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I expectorated water in the lecture hall. What on earth is happening? 😭😭
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@epsilon_nott
He saved Kohlass from a generational bashfest and allowed him to hold a T20 trophy tbh
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Just tuned in and the first thing I heard was Shamar screaming the F-word for mistiming a shot and Ian Bishop apologizing on air for the same
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“97” is crazy dawg. he’s literally the BEST player of the 2nd best sport in the world while bearing the burden of expectations of billion illiterates. should atleast be top 10
Who are the 100 greatest athletes of the 21st century? 🤔
Presenting ESPN Top 100, a list of athletes across sports voted on by ESPN experts.
Check out athletes 100 through 76 here:
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Imagine identifying as "progressive" and rejecting religion in the name of "liberation," only to end up believing in astrology 💀
one of your followers has a crush on you, scorpio.
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@Visharad_KW22
I agree, McCullum did all this while carrying a literal bum in Chokane Williamshit. His campaign is definitely better
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Sometimes I feel nobody should be allowed to talk cricket except for Samir, Dilsukh and me
Sanjay Banger picks his World XI in Test Cricket in this Generation: (Rao Podcast)
1. Rohit Sharma.
2. David Warner.
3. Kane Williamson.
4. Virat Kohli.
5. Rishabh Pant.
6. Ben Stokes.
7. Ravindra Jadeja.
8. Ravi Ashwin.
9. Jasprit Bumrah.
10. Mohammed Shami.
11. Josh Hazelwood.
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Smith fans: Why Steven Smith is the greatest Test bat ever. Here’s a thread
Kohli fans: Why Virat Kohli is the greatest all-form bat ever. Here’s a thread
Root fans: Can Joe Root top Test runs tally and Why’s he a T10 Test bat ever. Here’s a thread
Chokane fans:
Why Kane Williamson is one of the nicest guys in world cricket 💙
A birthday thread 🧵👇
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good night. when i wake up
Gill - 142(48)
Samson - 101(28)
Riyan - 92*(23)
Rinku - 49*(11)
Ruturaj - 0(10)
Khaleel - 5/4 (3.3)
Bishnoi - 3/3 (4)
Riyan - 2/0 (0.2)
Sundar - 0/79 (4)
Avesh - 0/92 (4)
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Quotuma has removed the 3rd slip while the duke’s shine is still visible and we have toothless Mulder as the first change. This is so over dawg
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Overcast day 1 in Manchester & Thalaiva opens the bowling with offspin
Chhatrapati Dhananjaya is revolutionizing Test cricket on the face white supremacist bazballers 💪🏽
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