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@Keelyology
2 years
Few days late but I fucking did it !!
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@Keelyology
2 years
Closing my student loan in December 2022.
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@Keelyology
5 years
I still think about this tweet sometimes.
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@Keelyology
8 years
Me: *doing math exam* 2+2=? Me: It's a trick. Use the calculator.
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@Keelyology
6 months
“Not tonight babe, I have a headache.” Me:
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@Keelyology
5 years
So when we gon ban plastic bottles too ?
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@Keelyology
9 years
When callaloo go farin fi two weeks n come back wid accent
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@Keelyology
2 years
The random urge to eat lasco out of my hand middle …
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@Keelyology
7 years
@Yaboygavii I have a baby picture in the infamous chair.
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@Keelyology
1 year
Fucking hell … I am literally trembling. #earthquake
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@Keelyology
1 year
The birthday fix up 👌🏽
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@MarketingBully_
Ty | The Marketing Bully
1 year
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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@Keelyology
8 years
Him: 😏🍆 Her: "Not tonight" Him: 😔 kl ➖ Her: Babe 😏🍑 Him: Naah, not rn babe Her: WTF DO U MEAN NOT RN?! WHO ELSE U FVCKING?! ⚡️😡😭⛈ Him:
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@Keelyology
9 years
I'm neither JLP nor PNP. I'm a Jamaican praying for a better Jamaica. That is all.
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@Keelyology
4 years
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@Keelyology
3 years
At least this new year gon catch me loving myself a little more.
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@Keelyology
9 years
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@Keelyology
5 years
To the Willo Kare Pharamcy on Trinidad Terrace in New Kingston that is now selling the SMALL bottle of rubbing alcohol for JA$540 ... God naah sleep.
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@Keelyology
1 year
and let’s not talk about why my ass was red 🧍🏽‍♀️
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@saveannah
Savannah Cristina
4 years
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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@Keelyology
5 years
Whoa there Kristofferson, I am in a committed relationship. Stop flirting with me !
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Kristofferson Nunes
5 years
I’ll fold clothes for you
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@Keelyology
7 years
After several hours of grooming @TheRoyalBlu ’s locs, I’m finally finished. ACV rinse Shampoo Deep condition Hot oil treatment Re-locking Him locs NUFF zeen. Mi in pain. All u females weh claim unu want a Rasta man, if unu nuh have endurance and patience ... Run.
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@Keelyology
4 years
Full a chat and mi naah tek ih back.
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@Keelyology
5 years
A bunch of people were robbed at gunpoint at UWI’s back gate last night ...
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@Keelyology
9 months
just me at the “No Drink or Food” beach with my lunch kit 🙂
@ButtahCuupB
💋
9 months
post a short video📸
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@Keelyology
4 years
Such is life inno. Nobody naah go love me more than me.
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@mauroytweets
Mauroy
4 years
if u are your own lock screen, u are conceited
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@Keelyology
8 years
I feel like u did this because ur mentions were dry, cause bruh ... Bruh, this tweet a beg fi a "suck yuh mada". Go sit in a corner.
@MRADDICTION_
#AddictionBistro🍳🥞🍹#AddictionKitchen 🍽🍱🥘
8 years
Jamaican food is fucking trash af.. 🗑
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@Keelyology
9 years
I have a question, no bias. What has PNP been doing all these years for the supporters on here to say we "aguh suffa" cause JLP won ?
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@Keelyology
4 years
*abusive women Doe mix me. Naah put my hand pan nobody boy pikney unless a self defence.
@callmeh_bf_no2
FRANK
4 years
Jamaican women don’t play, they will kill you😂😂🤣
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@Keelyology
2 years
🌊
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@Keelyology
2 years
If I had the words to describe my love for this song … Majesty - @ChronixxMusic 💚
@ChrisMalachi
Chris Malachi 👊🏿⚡️
2 years
Which Reggae song you think was created PERFECTLY?
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@Keelyology
4 years
Beenie Man is a conspiracy theorist “Old Dawg, 5G”
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@Keelyology
4 years
Road just a faint, when dem aguh stop ?? 😭
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
4 years
Motorists are urged to be careful along Coleyville Avenue off the Washington Boulevard in St Andrew, where a section of the road has caved in. A sewerage pipeline runs in the vicinity - Contributed video.
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@Keelyology
4 years
This video is very satisfying.
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@Keelyology
5 years
Cow neva know the use a him tail til him lose it.
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@Keelyology
1 year
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@Keelyology
5 years
So when u say "skettel out", weh yuh mean ? Sincerely curious. Cause I interpret it as a only "uptown" people fi have access to nice tings. Correct me if I'm wrong.
@MainsourceMedia
Nelly - Product Innovator🚀
5 years
Neva tek long for them to skettel out AC Marriott tho. By this time next year it’s gonna be the go to birthday link up drink up spot
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@Keelyology
1 year
👀 … 24hrs 🚪 🏃🏽‍♀️💨
@meetingjody
Jody
1 year
My dread head and loc ppl how long have y’all been on y’all Loc Journey?
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@Keelyology
5 years
My father died when I was 2yo. My mother has been my everything my whole life, she's a great mom but I still feel the absence of my father. It's a whole different bond. Like it's a cute thought, but if we being realistic, for me, the answer is no.
@DeroneArcher
Derone Archer 🇯🇲
5 years
As promised!!!! Can a MOTHER be a FATHER to a CHILD?
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@Keelyology
2 years
🧚🏽‍♀️🖤
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@Keelyology
3 years
the favs of the bunch.
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@Keelyology
8 years
When he's asleep and doesn't feel me he feels for any body part and settles back down. Woii mi heart 😩😭❤️
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@Keelyology
5 years
20nuff 🥳
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@Keelyology
2 years
@Keelyology
2 years
Wait deh 🧍🏽‍♀️… if Jamar Rolando McNaughton is mf performing I AM TF GOING, EXPEDITIOUSLY !!
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@Keelyology
4 years
I’ve been feeling less than pretty lately, so on Saturday I attempted to do my makeup, set up my camera and had a whole “photoshoot” in my room ... and thus I am reminded, me is a pretty piece a gal.
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@Keelyology
1 year
Me: “I won’t judge” Also me:
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@Keelyology
8 years
When a girl thinks her boyfriend won't cheat on her because her bady good n she 'ot ... Me:
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@Keelyology
2 years
Nobody: Me driving at night:
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@Keelyology
8 years
<-- Brainwashed into thinking that if I don't achieve Y by the time I'm X years old, the world will crumble under my feet.
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@Keelyology
5 years
Mi squeeze it up inna bag and bite a tiny hole n eat it like tiny cheese worms. Permission to judge.
@CRAIGGOFRASS
FADA SPEEDY
5 years
RT if you eat cheese by itself
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@Keelyology
3 years
I installed my own lace front (never worn a lace front in my life) … and I just wanna say, once I perfect melting lace and swooping baby hairs IT’S OVER FOR YOU BITCHES !
@Keelyology
3 years
Ok maybe a lace front … my hair needs a break 🥲
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@Keelyology
1 month
This mi a sit down inna traffic a day time fa inno Mi waah scream out.
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JAYDON HIBBERT
1 month
Excelsior I expected better😭 cause ain’t no way you looked at the monitor and said i was noah lyles🤣🤣🤣 nd me dee tink me famous yk🤣😔😭
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@Keelyology
5 years
Don’t you ever fucking disrespect Bigbird like this again.
@boiidiim
ME VS ME🥀
5 years
Nigga look like Big Bird from Sesame Street 😅
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@Keelyology
9 years
Well good morning to u too 😨
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@Keelyology
25 days
Jake Jonez has 24hrs to respond 🍑
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
27 days
Suddenly I’m in the mood to clean 🧼
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@Keelyology
6 years
Just outchea tryna adult effectively.
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@Keelyology
2 years
As I kotch my hat.
@Valiant_Musiq
FADA DIPO🧢
2 years
Say fadaaaah an it drop now ‼️
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@Keelyology
4 years
Das right.
@RushCam
RUSHCAM
4 years
I been sleeping on Libras. What wonderful humans
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@Keelyology
4 years
I’m now in a committed relationship with Deliverance x @Protoje . Goodbye streets.
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@Keelyology
5 years
YOUNG x @stalk_ashley 😍🔥🤸🏾‍♂️
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@Keelyology
5 years
Yup. We were both wasted and knocked tf out midway. Woke up like, did we ... ? 💀
@PurplecowKris
Kristofferson Nunes
5 years
Have you ever fallen asleep during sex ?
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@Keelyology
11 months
Lord let me get a good WFH job, Kingston would never see me again.
@outameni
A 🎀
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this unit in linstead is being rented at $30,000. kingston would never
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@Keelyology
3 years
views from the lunchroom.
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@Keelyology
5 years
These are some serious times.
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@Keelyology
4 years
a lil glimpse of the 1%.
@Keelyology
4 years
Yo, 99% of the time I really be walking round looking like a bum inno ... but lemme tell u bout that 1% !
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@Keelyology
10 years
I love Jamaica, I just hate the government.
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@Keelyology
4 years
I really feel like winning super lotto will solve all my current problems.
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@Keelyology
2 years
I. Am. GROWN !
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@Keelyology
11 months
@Da_Girl_Zinzi Not so fast, run that sugar daddy option back rq …
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@Keelyology
1 year
I ain’t even gon hold you …
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@lifeof_mirmir
₄₄₄
1 year
ladies would you tatt yo man name on you??
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@Keelyology
5 years
@Tialee78878207 @singcourtnising You really thought u did sumn huh ? Wheel and come again cause she is more confident and beautiful than you’ll ever be.
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@Keelyology
4 years
Nobody: Me at my own jokes:
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@Keelyology
4 years
Just clap an assistant manager on his hand with my fone out of pure reflex cause he tried to touch my hair without my permission in the elevator 😅
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@Keelyology
5 years
"STOP MEK PEOPLE POST BADDA YUH STOP MEK PEOPLE POST BADDA YUH . UNFOLLOW /MUTE/ BLOCK PICK ONE AND MOVE TF ON!!!" - @BwoyPedro
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@Keelyology
5 years
Mi a tell u seh God know weh him did a do when he made these things slow af inno, cause if this shit cud move any bloodclaat faster n mi buck one a road ... Oooolehwahleh 😩
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@Keelyology
5 years
Naah fam.
@PurplecowKris
Kristofferson Nunes
5 years
Can someone get me ? I’m on the floor and I can’t get up 😭😭
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@Keelyology
6 months
My man: “I’m gonna run some errands, u wanna co…” Me:
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@Keelyology
4 years
Mi bady real fucking good tho. Naah ask Christ.
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@Keelyology
3 years
had to scroll so far …
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@Keelyology
3 years
U know seh, when mi ready … me’s a pretty piece a gal.
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@Keelyology
5 years
Never waste your precious time worrying about/reaching out to someone who doesn’t care about you. Ok ? Ok. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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@Keelyology
3 years
not me somewhat successfully getting this mop onto my head 🥲
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@Keelyology
8 years
Mandela coconut.
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@Keelyology
10 years
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@Keelyology
1 year
Loneliness is so multifaceted.
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@Keelyology
7 years
Smaddy need fi put Jamaica inna some rice. It naah function right.
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@Keelyology
5 years
@nnboogie
Boogie
5 years
What is your company giving you for Christmas?
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@Keelyology
8 years
Ex messaged me today saying his mind ran on me ... My friend: "Tell him fi send him mind guh champs since it love run" Me: 😭😭😭
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@Keelyology
8 years
Is vagina the designated gift for men on Valentine's Day ? Like b, buy him rose, call him from work, open a door for him. It won't hurt.
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@Keelyology
4 months
DJ: “Big up alla di woman dem inna di dance weh know a dem a pay dem own bills. Put up unu lighta !” Sir, no … I’m not doing it by choice. Mi need a sugar daddy NOW.
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@Keelyology
4 years
2015 2020
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@Keelyology
3 years
Drove myself all the way to bob marley beach yesterday, and … I just wanna thank me for finally learning how to drive. It’s been a long time coming
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@Keelyology
5 years
Me.
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@Keelyology
10 months
“Fat pussy gyal” is indeed a compliment. However, “big pussy gyal” is not. This was a valiant effort tho. Kudos.
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@Keelyology
1 year
A business woman 👌🏽
@heyyitsjanea
𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒
1 year
wait
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@Keelyology
4 years
He not wrong tho.
@curlybeviie
Auntie Bev ♎️
4 years
Random man in Walmart: You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen ! Me:
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@Keelyology
2 years
On several different occasions I’ve been driving on hagley park road (day and night) and BOOM is a car that a speed come towards me on the wrong fucking side of the road. Hope they know when I get my truck mi naah guh swerve.
@damianwhyteja
Damian
2 years
Just 4 minutes later and …
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@Keelyology
3 years
“fuck” “you feel so good” “bumboclaat” “right there” “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
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@Keelyology
4 years
@Hu_maaan
white-Chinese🧧👩‍🦳
4 years
Can we have a Rasta or locs appreciation post please 🥺
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