The Crazy Tales of Ke Huy Quan
@KeHuyQuan007
Followers
44K
Following
32
Media
138
Statuses
222
Parody account fun, in a world that needs a smile. Giving you the right stick, but the wrong end. Love to you all x
Somewhere full of booby-traps
Joined August 2013
Here I am accompanying Drew Barrymore to the premier of Dodgeball The Musical đđ
338
2K
95K
Me and Harrison Ford just chilling before he said he wished there was a character like me in Star Wars đđ¤Ł
282
4K
87K
Finally got to have that second date with Drew Barrymore. Took her to the Mario movie đ¤Łđ
239
3K
73K
It blows my mind that Gucci made these sweaters; and I can't believe I gave mine to my little brother who swapped it for a skateboard đđ
124
820
27K
So glad to catch up with Brendan Fraser. Congratulations on your award! And it was great to discuss the new reboot of the movie 'Twins' đ¤Łđ
69
574
19K
After 39 years I finally got my bedknob back, that someone from the Indiana Jones crew stole. Congratulations to me!!! đđ
95
606
18K
So glad to catch up with Harrison Ford to discuss the new reboot of Lethal Weapon đ¤Łđ
93
728
18K
Here's me with Spielberg when I auditioned to become the new James Bond đđ
76
523
11K
Here's a photo of Harrison Ford and me; just as Spielberg had said Paramount wanted us two to sing a duet on the Temple of Doom soundtrack đ¤Łđ
56
337
9K
It's so amazing to be nominated for an Oscar! I'll wear my boxing glove to protect myself from unforeseen slapping! đ¤Łđ
96
337
8K
Here's me with Tom Cruise just before he asks me if I want to be his new wingman in Top Gun 3. I said as long as I can be called Short-stop đđ
31
206
7K
Here I am with Spielberg showing him my Pinchers of Power grip. He couldn't move for 12 hours đ¤Łđ
26
283
7K
This wasn't really a treasure map, it was a pizza menu; and there were too many tasty choices to choose from. So we chose them all. obviously. Spielberg was paying đđ
32
298
6K
Here's Spielberg ordering the crew to get me more potatoes đđ
30
223
5K
Here's me with Spielberg; telling him my idea for a film about a dinosaur theme park. He wasn't impressed đ¤Łđ
26
140
5K
So want this to happen. Might need a bigger hat đ¤Łđ
81
361
4K
Goonies 2 anyone??! Although I'm not sure who the guy to the left is. A bit weird pretending to be someone you're not đđ. We love the Goonies!!!
69
256
4K
Here's me with George Lucas; just before I gave him some advice on gadgets to use in Star Wars. He didn't want to use potato guns đđ
18
160
4K
Here I am having to tell Spielberg there were no Pop-Tarts on the menu. He wasn't happy đ¤Łđ
18
103
4K
Harrison Ford giving me the stare because I only wanted to order potatoes đđ
30
209
3K
Here's me winking after I managed to secretly put super glue in Harrison Ford's hat at Spielberg's request. Took Ford 6 months to take off đđ
17
91
3K
Happy Haturday everyone! This image here inspired Pharrell Williams to get his big hat đđ
14
82
3K
I still have these bad boys. Nike should have mass-produced them. Would have been more popular than Jordans! đđ
44
127
3K
Here I am starring in the unreleased James Bond movie 'Potatoes Are Forever' đđ
18
80
2K
I did it Dr Jones! Now can I have my hat back please đđ
23
152
3K
Here's me with Michael Jackson just before I asked him if "Annie was OK?". I never found out if she was đ¤Łđ
37
96
2K
Okie Dokie hold on to your Oscar! Goonies Never Say Die - we did it!!!
22
158
2K
Versace made me 4 coats for the film; but I ended up giving them all away because they were too itchy to wear đ¤Łđ
5
72
2K
"One day I'll win an Oscar Dr. Jones - you wait and see!"
8
105
2K
It has been confirmed that all guests attending future Oscar ceremonies will be issued with one of my new and improved belts for self protection đđ
30
100
2K
I think Stan Lee missed a trick putting someone like me in the Marvel Universe đ¤Łđ
25
42
2K
It's dawned on me that the moon hasn't got an official name. I think we should call it The Short Round đđ
37
62
2K
I was turned down for the part of Gordon Gekko in Wall Street because I smiled too much đ¤Łđ
18
31
2K
Here's a photo from our one and only performance as a hip-hop group, The Gang of Dukes. The show went on to inspire Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog đ¤Łđ
8
73
1K
It was very generous of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to give all the Golden Globes winners a Cartier halo to wear. Here's Brad Pitt trying to hide his jealousy đ¤Łđ
13
43
1K
Here's Josh Brolin helping us with the pizza menu; pointing out the 2 for 1 offer on the Spicy Meat Feast đđ
14
41
1K
What an honour it was to meet Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek đđ
32
65
1K
Here's Michael Jackson just before he steals my Nike oil-slick sneakers; so he can perform the moonwalk đ¤Łđ
8
34
1K
Here's my rare collector's edition Data figure made by FabergĂŠ. You won't believe how much it cost me in potatoes đ¤Łđ
14
27
1K
It was great to meet Gandalf this week. He was the coolest dude ever! đđ
10
35
1K
Holy Smoke! I finally got to meet Courteney Cox. I will always be there for you! đđ
15
25
994
This random guy wanted a selfie with me. Not really sure I know who he is. Think he might have been in Mrs Doubtfire đ¤Łđ
10
27
952
I don't know why Kevin is so upset to go in the attic in Home Alone. I've always thought it looks amazing!
33
47
970
It was so good to meet a fellow Oscar winner. I loved him in Gandhi đđ
11
38
945
Wow! I had a great chat with Deadpool. We both agreed that Data would kick his ass đđ
10
16
960
I can't believe Ben Stiller wanted to take a selfie with me. I'm so honoured. I love Zoolander! đđ
13
34
944
Here's Harrison Ford telling me off for making Spielberg's coffee without the cream in first đđ
9
36
925
If Drew Barrymore and I hadn't turned down the lead roles for Titanic, it might have been a successful film đđ. We're still available for the reboot of When Harry Met Sally đđ
7
39
863
I'm back! I've spent the last 3 months rewinding my 1980's cassette mix-tapes. It's been a mission but I'm back đ¤Łđ
9
19
847
Here's me working on the prototype of Johnny 5 for the film Short Circuit. My fee for the invention was 10000 potatoes đđ
16
38
831
Hey you guys! There are rumours they want me to play the new Batman; I'm pretty good with a utility belt! đđ
13
24
818
Here I am doing my best Bruce Lee impression in the film 'Enter The Booby Trap'. Sadly the film recording got lost đđ
12
23
732
Harrison Ford is going to ask that I'm a Jedi in the next Star Wars franchise. My name will be Hey Yu Guys đ¤Łđ
15
25
693
Here's an action figure of me as Short Round, when I carried the torch at the 1984 Olympic Games in Los Angeles đ¤Łđ
4
19
684
It was great to hook up with Rick Rubin to discuss my new music project đđ
5
10
689
Here are The Fab Four - John, Paul, George and Ringo. Which one is which??! . #TheGoonies #TheBeatles
15
29
653
Here I am just finishing a 4000km BMX dash to the Pacific. As cool as ice đđ
18
26
660
38 years since the release of The Goonies. Can't believe it didn't win any Oscars! đ¤Łđ
18
63
637
So many new offers flooding in! MGM want me to be the new Bond. I said the first film would have to be The Man With The Potato Gun đ¤Łđ
9
21
624
Bumped into my sidekick again from some film made in 1984; Police Academy. It was good to talk about a reboot đ¤Łđ
4
31
620
Putting my foot to the floor. Think I was 23 at the time đđ¤Ł
10
23
556
Here's me telling Harrison Ford that I shouldn't have been turned down for the role of Mr Miyagi in The Karate Kid. I think I could have pulled it off đ¤Łđ
8
15
518
Please can someone make these into Indiana Jones salt and pepper shakers! Who would be the salt and who would be the pepper??!
16
29
513
Great to see Andy Murray recently. Can't believe we won't be seeing him on the tennis court much more. I've always loved his Goonies attitude - he never say die! đđ
11
10
488
Here's me asking Spielberg if he'd rather "Get Up!" like James Brown, or "Get Down!" like Kool and the Gang đđ
7
25
483
Here's me with Spielberg reading the original draft of the film 'Big'. He wanted me and Jackie Chan; but I had to turn it down to look after my younger brother đđ
2
20
447
Finally some long overdue Oscars won for Encino Man. Now for our next project together - Stir Crazy 'The Musical' đđ
3
15
436
Just remembering the time I auditioned for Home Alone. I didn't get the part - they missed out on some cool booby-traps! đđ
10
10
423
Here's me with Owen Wilson just after someone asked if I wanted to replace Ben Stiller in Zoolander 3 đđ
4
10
425
It was so good to catch up with De Niro; he was asking for my advice on how he could up his acting game. I was happy to support đđ
2
12
418
I went to this back in the 1990's as my favourite band has always been Curfew. I waited til past midnight, but they never showed up đđ¤Łđ
7
6
386
That way to the gold oscar treasure. Who's getting excited?!
6
10
358
Good times with the Goonies; really nice that Sean bought his Grandma along đđ
4
18
369
It was great to catch up with Spielberg and Drew Barrymore again and discuss the reboot of When Harry Met Sally đ¤Łđ
1
11
318
A bit late but I want to wish all Goonies fans a safe, healthy and prosperous 2022. You're the best fans in the world!!! Xxx.
9
8
242
I can't help watching this Djokovic saga and think he looks like Screech from Saved By The Bell
4
9
228
Here's me turning down a part in BMX Bandits 2 as it clashes with my part in Dodgeball 2 đđ
9
5
176
Great to catch up with fellow Oscar winner and discuss the new reboot of 'See No Evil Hear No Evil' đđ
5
6
178
"For the last time Spielberg, I want no part in your Goonies Musical unless I get to sing a duet with Drew Barrymore"
3
7
170
Looking forward to the Oscars. I hear they can't afford to make the gold statuettes anymore, so all winners will receive one of these. I hope I win cos I swapped my C-3PO for a PokĂŠmon đđ
2
7
173
I've ordered 2 of these. Gutted I can't get one of Gemma Collins. Although I have no idea who she is! đ¤Ł
7
7
146
"Scooby-Doo Versus Godzilla you say? I'm in!"
2
1
134
3
11
121
Merry Christmas to all the Goonies fans. Hope you are all having a wonderful day xxx.
10
3
110
Such a simple idea but really draws you in #wordle. Wordle 230 3/6. âŹđŠđ¨âŹđ¨.âŹđŠđŠđŠâŹ.đŠđŠđŠđŠđŠ.
1
2
96
Would be great to have all the characters together and turn into a Goonies spice rack!!.
1
2
94
Watched #TheMatrixResurrections - way too complex for my tiny mind to follow. But you can narrow the plot down to the fact that Neo still has the hots for Trinity. Enjoy.
0
2
93
After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit me đđ. Happy New Year to you all x
0
1
86
Peekaboo!! Happy Caturday. Have a great day everyone. Hope it's purr-fect xx
2
9
78
Everyone knows the theory that Paul Pfeiffer from the Wonder Years was played by Marilyn Manson. But why does no-one talk about the fact that Kevin was played by @AdamRichman from Man V Food. Two of the best shows ever!!!.đ #manvfood #thewonderyears #strangebuttrue #
4
5
72
Take a moment and paws. it's the weekend. relax and enjoy xx. #weekendvibes #doglovers #puppypower #SaturdayMorning
0
3
68
This pasta is a bit chewy. Too long on the boil. May the Sauce be With You
4
6
66
Christmas is coming!!! Everyone should have a Goonies themed party. I'd go as Mama Fratelli. obviously.
5
5
55
Hope all the Goonies fans are having a great weekend.
3
5
54