Every so often the National Cathedral pulls out all the pews and puts on a cool light show with chill music. My kinda religion. :)

Someone posted 🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄 in one of our local chats, and man did I suddenly feel old. :)

You know you’re at a hip, trendy bar when you’re sitting beneath Calvin Coolidge. :)

Plan this morning: “Let’s see if we can hit two Smithsonian museums today.” Reality this afternoon: “We’ve been in just this one room at the Natural History Museum for four hours.”

Personally, I’m going to call it the Gulf of Freedom Fries.

“Wow, flights to Orlando are super cheap!” *filters out distant airports on this end, odd hours, and adds baggage fees* “Wow, flights to Orlando are super expensive!”

I love Hammerstein’s last minute, “Wait, just one more line!” #NeedsMoreDeer

Bathtub Gin or Pickle Me Elmo

“Please sign here that you may be photographed for medical purposes and that we do not have to pay you royalties to use these photographs to provide care to you.” OK, that’s a new one … I wonder what bizarre lawsuit THAT was. :)

“[Local bus company] is operating on a suspended service level today.” I suspect that’s automated website-ese for “no bus right now but we’ll be back when the roads are plowed” … but if I truly needed a bus right this minute, I’d be totally unsure if one was coming or not. :)

@Niff_The_Fox Yup, I checked the OPM app about thirty minutes ago. :)

I am smitten. :)

@Niff_The_Fox Oh, I didn’t realise that was you!

“If I had ordered this item online for pickup, it’d be $22 … but the shelf price here in the store is $26. Can I place an online order, hand this item to you, and then immediately ‘pick it up’ from you and save four bucks?” He rang it up for $22. :)

Internet Rule #34: if it exists, there is porn of it. Christmas Music Rule #26: if it exists, there is light jazz of it. #MerryChristmasToAll

It’s happened a few times now where I’ve got a notice like “Uncle Bob has joined Telegram!” Uncle Bob died twelve years ago. Someone else just got his mobile number. It’s kind of nice and bittersweet: life ends, yet life continues. And a reminder of someone no longer with us.

@HipsterDawg @WildDogWorks @howlietigerpaw Run towards, presumably. :)

Lo, even the Gods themselves must kneel before our new technological lords! (It’s a phone holder.) :)