I remember I lied to the doctor & got humbled real quick.
Doctor: are you sexually active?
Me: No ma’am
Doctor: oh ok.. cause you’re pregnant.
Then it was just awkward silence bc why tf I lie.😂😂😂
Schools need to be LOCKED DOWN. There is no reason for someone to get inside a school with a gun! This summer all schools need to come up with a game plan. Add metal detectors add security add patrol units! This is ridiculous!!!!!! 19 CHILDREN. Nah this ain’t it.
Why did I just walk in a store & see a white man w/ a baby so I’m like “ok let me put my mask on since there’s a kid.” Why this kid say “mama” I look @ her crazy and then notice it’s MY CHILD. LMFAOOO I don’t be expecting to see her when she with her dads side of the family. 🤣🤣
LMAOO ya’ll a transgender male came into the hospital today & I accidentally said “ok sir anything else.” He said “bitch don’t you ever call me sir I’m more Woman than you, do I need to beat your ass” IM WEAKKKKKKK.😂😂 All I could say was “sorry ma’am”
It’s raining on Columbia County side, but it’s beautiful & the sun is out in Richmond County. That’s because Columbia County voted for Trump & they’re mourning rn. 🙂
Y’all have showed my tiny buisness so much LOVE these past 3 days. Bathing suits just SOLD out. 🙌🏽✨ Can’t wait to drop new inventory. This next drop will be BIG. 🤩
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HEY 🤰🏾 MOMMIES ! Post a picture from when you were FIRST pregnant, to the last picture you took while pregnant, then your baby as a newborn and what they look like now 💚
Stolen, but Copy & paste and let’s see your babies!
My sugar daddy bought me a diamond necklace but tbh I rather would have the money bc.... it’s in the shape of a heart & I think he has things confused.
Lmaooooo I was standing in front of a police car & he turned his blue lights on mid picture... this was the result. I think if he would’ve let me be great It might’ve turned out pretty good. 😭
So on the way to my court for the last mf who crashed into me I get crashed into AGAIN head on. I just need to stop driving because y’all trynna fucking kill me. But y’all can’t take a real bitch out like that!
I accidentally left my wallet @ home today so I looked through my car and purse & had $5 in quarters so I was like ok imma go get me a 4 for $4 at Wendy’s.. why did I pull up at the window to pay & the person in-front of me had already paid for my meal. God don’t play about me!!
Lmaoooo I told my sugar daddy to take me to the mall he talking bout “I only got $300 in cash” ok df go to the bank stop playing with me before I message your wife.
So funny story.. I actually ordered this cheetah print body suit from BOOHOO & either I’m a phat bitch or their sizing is wayyyyy tf off. Anywho I made it work with something I had in the closet, but I’m still pissed.
#halloween
#MissPhatCat
I would like to say I tweeted this 4/8/2021 & as of 4/16/3021 I am going to Las Vegas with a man I met less than a week ago (I know that sounds crazy but yolo) & he got us @ Caesar’s palace. SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE. 😂😂😂🥰
Sober sex make you catch feelings, drunk sex make you wake up & get ya shit & go. I like drunk sex. I will always pick drunk sex, bc I ain’t got time for that sober shit & what come with it. Thanks for coming to my fucking Ted Talk. 🧞♀️
Whew about to go to this interview!! Idk why I’m nervous lmao it’s the same job title just a different department & a 9-5. Lord please let me get this!!! I’m tired of working evenings. 😩🤞🏽
LMAOOOOOO this Uber asked me if I was from ATL I said yes Covington then he started asking me hella questions about convington that I did not know. Why do I lie so much. 😭😭😭