Kayla Kriesel
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Yesterday was one of the craziest days of my life! I got to meet my new best friend and watch
@johnkriesel
become the most loving daddy.
Meet Chloe Kathryn Kriesel born at 12:09 PM on July 20, 2019 weighing 8lbs 1oz. ❤️
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My favorite part of staying in any average hotel in the Midwest is that you’re basically at a dorm for youth sport teams and their drunk parents.
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To wrap up Veteran’s Day I want to give thanks to my hubs. Although I wasn’t in your life when you served, I am incredibly proud of you & lucky you’re mine. I can’t wait until Chloe knows your story & the sacrifices you & all vets have made. She will be so proud of her daddy. ❤️
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“Go Pack Go”
I defy you to offer a phrase more annoying than “place item in bagging area.”
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However, we still aren’t sure who the father is, as it appears in the ultrasound that the baby has legs. 🤷🏼♀️😂❤️
We are especially looking forward to the 2019 Vikings season because we will be welcoming a new fan this summer...Unfortunately they will be in for a lifetime of disappointment as a MN sports fan.
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Such a proud wifey 🥺🥺
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I love Kirk. He feels the way a lot of us feel.
Not overly concerned but respect that the virus exists and can be dangerous so we take precautions to respect others.
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Remember when “we need to see what Dobbs can do when JJ comes back” and then Dobbs sent him to the hospital.
Neat.
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So
@johnkriesel
comes home tomorrow after being gone for about 6 of the last 7 days. I’ve been alone with a moody toddler for nearly all of that… I don’t want to brag but I’m
#StillStanding
and you can book me for your next motivational speaker.
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I just out loud said, “I hate my legs” in front of my husband. That was awkward.
Didn’t really think that one through before opening my mouth.
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Praying for innocent people to stop losing their lives at the hands of awful people in law enforcement.
Praying for the safety of all the good-hearted law enforcement who have to deal with the aftermath.
😞💔
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Ok, so
@nacholeber
and family are a much more attractive bunch than the Kriesel fam...BUT I think we could have offered
@Target
a much more authentic pirate look with
@johnkriesel
😂
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.
@johnkriesel
just threw away a McDonalds hash brown and I think it’s time for me to start looking for my 3rd husband. 🤷🏼♀️
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Whatever happens with the election, everything will be ok if we all just start treating each other a lot better.
One president can’t fix or ruin the country. But the rest of us can. Let’s not depend solely on them and start doing better ourselves.
❤️💙🇺🇸
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I survived alone at a Twins game with a toddler and we both actually had a lot of fun! 💕
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Besides the inherent risk assumed just taking the job, there is a section of our society that has absolutely zero respect for human life and law enforcement. It is disgusting. I don’t want to live in a world where we don’t value these brave humans willing to protect us.
BREAKING: 2 police officers and 1 paramedic are dead after a domestic call in Burnsville.
This image from our crew on the scene shows a SWAT vehicle with at least 6 bullet holes in the windshield.
Thinking of all our law enforcement impacted by this tragedy 💔
@WCCO
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I honestly try to limit posting my photos of my child to strangers on Twitter but goodness she’s the cutest.
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I am still shaking, I have never been so happy in my life. He pulled off such a great surprise! I LOVE my FIANCÉ!!
SHE SAID YES!!! I am so thankful that I get to spend the rest of my life with
@Kayla_86
. She has become my best friend and I have never been happier and more excited for life. Huge thanks to
@jjpesis
and
@ContinentalMN
for helping me select this beautiful ring.
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Currently complaining to
@johnkriesel
about my extreme foot pain and it doesn’t seem like he has any sympathy for me.
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🤡🤡🤡 tweet
There is nothing more predictable than Kirk Cousins testing positive before having one last chance to save the jobs of the people dumb enough to have signed him.
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Most of my adult life I was never really sure if I ever wanted a kid. Then I met John and I started to imagine a family with him. I always thought him with a little girl would be just about the sweetest thing ever. My heart is going to explode when I see them together. 💕💕
Because I hate keeping secrets I wanted to share that we found out last weekend we are having a girl! I am sooooooooooooooo excited to meet my little princess.
@KaylaKriesel
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Left my toddler and husband with no legs at home alone during bad storms. What kind of monster am I?!
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The bar arrived and we’re getting ready for the big birthday bash tomorrow night!!
@johnkriesel
@getmypub
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If you’re at the Twins game, quick come out to Gray Duck & have
@johnkriesel
make you a drink!!
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In doing laundry today I washed a pair of John’s socks, which was as shocking to me as I’m sure it is for most of you.
😂
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Let me guess ... It’s Kirk’s fault we’ve given up a million 3rd and longs tonight...
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Umm
@johnkriesel
just told our child she has janky legs... 🤔
Coming from a guy with the jankiest “legs” I’ve ever seen. 😂
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Why is there so much hate for Almond Joy on social media this Halloween season? Did I miss something?
Because it’s wrong. Coconut is delicious AF.
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Must be nice. Are any of them single?
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I am concerned if
@johnkriesel
keeps winning Initials he’ll leave me for a younger, hotter woman.
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God bless the law enforcement working in Minneapolis tonight 💙💙
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Well my kid just told Santa she loved him and I am dead. 😭🥰🎅🏼
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Ok, after scrolling through Twitter a bit this morning I am reminded why I am never on anymore. I promise y’all, life is so much better if you are barely on this angry, anxiety ridden, political crap app.
🤦🏼♀️
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Chiefs fans are so nice! This is what football games should be like. Cc: Eagles fans.
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Should I be concerned that my husband is making me watch this?
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What a joke
@citypages
- y’all desperate for clicks.
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I like when my husband is referred to as having a porn addiction when I have COWORKERS who listen to the radio station this is said on.
It’s fine. It’s totally fine.
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In my kid’s first 2 months of life she’s gone to:
North Shore
Brainerd (x2)
Hudson, WI
2 Twins games
Vikes training camp
Vikes preseason game
MN St Fair (x2)
2 wineries
7 breweries
A zoo
A mall
@LawyerLambert
house
But what’s missing?! TARGET. I have failed her!!! 😩😂
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Way to get ahead of the controversy babe. Classic politician move.
My wife is currently reinstalling Twitter on her phone, which means she is about to rip me for cheering for a better draft pick for our squad.
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Sometimes I don’t even move it if it’s on
@johnkriesel
side of the bed, because he still has plenty of “leg room”.
Anyone else put laundry on top of their bed so they ensure it will be folded before sleep? Then at nighttime push it off the bed and think “I’ll fold it tomorrow.”
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The
@Twins
just said “get on your feet, it’s the 7th inning stretch” what if you don’t have feet? Rude.
@johnkriesel
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Says the guy who historically had tolerated brazen incidents.
Tonight’s violence at the Mall of America is unacceptable. These brazen incidents will not be tolerated.
State resources are on the scene, we have offered our full support, and we will stay in close contact with Bloomington police to apprehend those responsible.
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I met Mike Zimmer tonight and before he left again he said nice to meet you and now my life is complete and I’m fangirling hard AF
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But actually WHO CARES ABOUT THE WOLVES (or the nba in general?!)
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So
@johnkriesel
and I are out for the first time just the 2 of us since late February... at a really nice meal...
And he just said to me out of no where... “When Chloe gets a little bit older we’ve gotta watch Home Improvement with her”
Idk. 😂🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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I was taking a video of Chloe this morning and had
@PowerTripKFAN
playing on Alexa in the background….
….and then they started talking about
@johnkriesel
balls.
Quality family home video.
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Happy birthday to my handsome husband
@johnkriesel
!! I am so thankful you were born. The world is a better place with you in it! 🎉
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To the Minneapolis folks, am I allowed to be mad about crime now since it happened in my town? Or do you still have rules for how I should feel?
Four teens arrested after stolen car chase in Cottage Grove
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Epic. 🤣
Matthew Stafford literally spent 12 years with the Detroit Lions and now has the same amount of Super Bowl rings as Aaron Rodgers
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Nothing screams “I’m trashy” louder than throwing a cigarette out your car window.
You smoke AND you intentionally litter?! Winner.
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I am at a baby shower… we are supposed to decorate a onesie & both of the parents are Packers fans so I did this…
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So thankful for you and Tim - my life is better because you are both in it!
I am always remembering the ultimate sacrifice Corey and Bryan made. You love them and because of that, I know they were great people. I can’t wait for you to tell Chloe all about your heroes.
Today is
@timnelson101
’s and my 14th “Alive Day” which is the anniversary of 12/02/2006, the day we were badly wounded and nearly died in Iraq, and the day our lives changed forever.
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I guess my mom had an artificial bouquet when she married my dad. He randomly found it today & brought it over when he stopped by tonight. I am going to walk down the aisle with the same bouquet as my mama when I marry
@johnkriesel
. I am so glad part of her will be there. ❤️
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Hot tip, if a kid is having a meltdown at a plane, turning around and looking at the parents doesn’t help.
Put your headphones in and mind yo business.
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This isn’t even a fraction as cute as the photo I snapped of Chlo & John but I love this picture
@johnkriesel
got at dinner yesterday. 🥰 I could never imagined how much I love being a mom but this little one makes it so easy. Forever thankful for you & your dad.
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Currently at a bar and
@johnkriesel
and our friends are breaking down an episode of Paw Patrol.
I am the only sober one here. Getting old is interesting. 🤣
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Part of the reason America is so great is because of our veterans. Thankful for them today and every day. ❤️💙🇺🇸
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I thought you wanted draft picks dude
STOP THROWING THE BALL FIVE YARDS SHORT OF THE FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy 2nd anniv to my hubs! Being married to your best friend is pretty freakin awesome. Not only did we survive spending all day every day at home together during quarantine this year, we actually had a lot of fun together during it.
I am so proud to be your wife. ❤️
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No wonder they let you be on KFAN... for hot sports takes like this.
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Final thoughts after a pretty epic weekend...
I have a lot of super awesome people in my life and I have no idea how I got so lucky. Cue a few more happy tears.
I freaking love my people. ❤️
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I’m a good wife because I let my husband take a photo with a giant beaver and it doesn’t even make me jealous.
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Excited to explore many new places with you little one 🥰
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I got to boogie board again & my baby put her toes in the ocean for the first time. My heart is so freaking happy today. 💕🌊☀️
#beachbums
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FINALLY, my husband has given me a reason to be proud of him. 👏🏼👏🏼
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Hey
@Twins
@TwinsPrez
- could your organization use some motivation? Please visit to book my husband to speak to your group today! I guarantee he can make you smile even in tough times. 👌🏼
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Such a fun weekend with my people ❤️💙🇺🇸
Thankful and forever grateful for the men & women who bravely gave their lives so we could enjoy the freedom of living in this beautiful country. We are so lucky to live here.
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I know I am biased AF but I really enjoy listening to my husband on the radio. ❤️
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My child just did her best Vikings impression by vomiting all over the place.
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My kid is trying to con us back home by telling us she has “Paw Patrol beers” for us 🤣
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Every year we pick our last game of the season and stay til the end of the game and have our last beers on the deck. My dad is my bff and I love/hate MN sports because of him. 💕
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We are back in MN and just got in the car to head to the grocery store… Chloe said “we’re going to the beach!!”
Poor kid is in for a big reality check here.
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Me: we should probably take a pull of Fireball now
@johnkriesel
: I am not doing fireball right before bed.
This is not the man I married!
(I convinced him to take a sip 😜)
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I just want to give a huge shoutout to the
@Twins
. It’s 70 & sunny on a Saturday afternoon and I am practically giving away my tickets and still no one wants them. That’s pretty impressive being it’s only May 15th and fans couldn’t go to games last season.
Bravo to you. 🤣👏🏼
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When I went to wake Chloe up this morning, the first thing she said while she was rolling around in her crib was “ho, ho, ho!”
I think someone is excited for Christmas. 😂❤️
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I hope y’all are loving on the mamas in your life today - and more importantly I hope you love on them every day! You’ll never get another mama! ❤️
I miss my mom every day but now as I’m about to become a mom myself, I wish she was here more than ever.
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