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Sevco will just cover up 1st place on the league table with a wee bit of tape.
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Hatates been here 5 mins and premier league players are tweeting about how good he is.
Aribo been here for 3 years and premier league players think sevco fans just really like sweeties.
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A guy wanking himself , a guy shiting himself , a guy pissing himself , guys cutting about with stauners , guys stealing , guys kicking fuck out each other , guys smashing up benches , guys smashing up shops , guys blowing themselves up with fireworks
Different club. Same fans.
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I’m surprised people don’t think Gerrard is ready for the Villa job. To me he should have got the Barca job. Any manager who can win 55 fuckin trophies in one season would have my vote.
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Finished 2nd btw
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Imagine labelling yourself ‘The Worlds Most Successful Club’ then being valued at £1 and dying in shame.
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This is not the bedroom of a married man 😂
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Starfelt away with a breaking heart to be close to Jacnyta.
I’m just grateful Vickers wasn’t shagging her instead.
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Gerrard signing Coutinho and looking at Suarez.
And the zombies thought he was gonna come back for Kent and Morelos 😆🤣😂
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Commentator just said “Gerrard has battered away every challenge thrown his way at Rangers” Hes won 1 trophy.
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“Tight game int it Billy?”
“Aye , nothin in it man”
“I’m so fuckin dry man”
“Aye me too man , shocking”
“Pish in ma mooth”
“Eh?”
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Maybe you shouldn’t go back to an ex.
But Rodgers was some ride to be fair.
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Imagine being told you cant go to games as a season ticket holder. Everyone else’s club comes out and defends you and fights for your rights. But you’re club fights for you not to be there. And you celebrate this and attack fans for wanting to go to games. What a strange club. ☠️
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One of my favourite moments of the season is still Ralston’s 97th minute winner at Ross County. You could feel how important that goal was that night with regards to the season.
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So glad
@CelticFC
run Scottish football and made them play that in front of a crowd.
2 points closer. Aberdeen bossed them. They aren’t the same team without Patterson sitting on the bench doing fuck all.
🍀
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Bird took her wee 5 year old boy to see Santa at the winter wonderland near Larkhall. And Santa asked him what team he supported , he said Celtic. He went ho ho ho that’s the wrong team son. Was raging ,felt like telling him. Thats no Santa son, that’s just some fat alky zombie.
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Shocking. Like his sisters pants, skids all over the place.
EXCLUSIVE: Dundee skipper Charlie Adam arrested on suspicion of drink-driving
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Enjoy your retirement Mooy 💚🙌
What a shift in 42 appearances.
More trophies than Taverniers won in 8 years.
More goals than Lammers scored in 4 years.
More assists than Jacks had in 5 years.
Chased Morelos , Kent , Arfield and Tillman out of Scotland.
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Made a song up about Ange.
🎶 Ange Postecoglou 🎶
🎶 I wanna shag you 🎶
That’s all I’ve got so far.
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Rivalries aside. Can everyone please be careful tonight when travelling to the game. Giovanni Van Bronkhorst will also be travelling there tonight and I don’t want anyone standing on him by mistake. We’re better than that.
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Love this photo. The happiness and hope in that poor bastards face thinking Whyte was the saviour. Beautiful.
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Honestly. Fuckin yasssssss. No strikers. Injuries everywhere. Man sent off. This team fights till the end. That’s all I ask. Win lose or draw. Fight. 🍀🍀
Now , let’s win our fuckin cup back 🍀🏆🍀
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Saw thousands of people yesterday. All of them out their tits. Smiling , singing , happy. No one wanking, no one fighting , no one keeping hold of a firework and turning their hand to mince , no one stealing from each other , no one with an arse for a belly. True champions 🍀🏆
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Scottish footballs rebuild expectancy.
Gerrard. 3 years is suitable.
Ange. 8 weeks.
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What a comeback that from Man City to win the league. Bet they’d swap it all though just to get beat in the Europa final.
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Was playing the birds wee man at Fifa there. He’s only 6 and she was like , let him win it , he’ll love that. Was losing it 2-1 and he was like “this is so easy , soooo easy, look mum I’m winning so easy” Pumped him 5-2.
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John Beaton went home last night , changed into his wee Rangers jammies. Cuddled Into his wee Rangers teddy and said “that one was for you Walter”
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If I’d been offered this deal “okay , yous will win the league and cup double but they get to the europa final” Id have been a bit disappointed at the latter part. But then If he said “But they’ll get pumped out on pens and start drinking each other’s pish. Where do I sign mate ?
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Zombie just came into staff kitchen and said
“listen , aye we were shite, goldson should never play again , Gio let us down a bit in our hour of need , but can we no talk about it today, my heeds bursting ,I’ve had it all night”
“Sit doon ya prick till we rip the pish out you”
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He’s flew in his team of specialists from Italy. Like they all had him fighting fit over there 😂😂
EXCLUSIVE: Rangers star Aaron Ramsey spends huge slice of own money to get fit for Celtic title fight
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Tavernier coming back on with a tampon hanging out his nose thinking he was a some sort of hero only to make our equaliser at the end so much easier.
Cheers Tampon Tav.
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Imagine being a football fan and supporting a club that you wish could play in front of no fans. Only empty stadiums. What a weird fuckin bunch.
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Zombies messaging me to celebrate winning a qualifier to a tournament we’re already in as Champions 😂🤦🏼♂️
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@dr_fobia
@JACOBCROSSlNG
@vornietom
“Not a bit of good , not a bit, I would put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
Reporter - (That’s not a very nice thing to say when her funeral is going on right now)
“Too bad , too bad”
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I have a bit of banter about Van Bronkhorsts height and that. But I have to admit. See when you actually pay attention to the man and listen to him talk. As a football manager it’s pretty clear he’s not got a fucking clue what he’s talking about.
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You let your pub die
Popular Rangers pub to be wound up as court details reveal plan for liquidation
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If I was a zombie I’d be worried about their tactics getting leaked before games. Now that they’ve got massive mole at their club.
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I feel really sorry for our SPL trophy now the winters coming. Stuck over there in a strange place , no heating on , cold , sad , surrounded by hatred and none of its wee cup buddies for company. Just some stupid rusty old bike.
Hang in there lil buddy, you’ll be home soon xx
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If we do win the league this season. I’m looking forward to
@PoliceScotland
throwing us a big party at George square 🕺🏼🍀🎉🍻
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When you’ve just threw up 6 times in the toilets but are telling everyone you’re fine.
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Zombie in work just said to me “I expected it tighter off you today , you’ve not said much.
I said “No need really , yesterday made me realise just how fuckin irrelevant yous are becoming again”
…
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57th minute at Ibrox tonight and Clement looks up to see only this guy sitting in the stands.
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Yeah you are.
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@gersmatchworn
Good question. I’m a Celtic fan but saw your question and took took an interest, hope that’s okay. In regards to the name on the shirts affecting the value, I tend to find that your clubs deed mate.
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Gerrard trying to work out how there’s 20 mins gone and his team haven’t had a penalty yet.
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My dad dropped me off some of his “really strong painkillers” as none others were helping. I took one about 30 mins ago. My back pain has gone , along with every bad life memory and heartache I’ve ever had and now I’m also wondering if I can possibly fly.
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Was at Graces tonight to watch
@PaulJohnDykes
interview Mjalby. He asked Johan , do you think Rangers have the upper hand now with games in hand and after just winning the cup ?
And Mjalby replied “Rangers ? … rangers are deed”
What a legend 🍀
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“On a plate”
“We’ll only fully appreciate Kent when he’s gone”
Appreciate what exactly? Because it isn’t goals, it isn’t assists, it isn’t his ability to take on a man anymore, it isn’t his speed, and it isn’t his mentality
The real Kent is already gone. We’re already used to not having him
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Sevco fans boasting to us about winning a qualifier whilst we’re in the Champions League is like Sevco fans boasting to us about winning a qualifier whilst we’re in the Champions League.
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A virus with over 3 million deaths. Yet Gerrards on tv saying he hopes people understand and show heart as fans have been through a lot...just cause their shite team got the shit pumped out of them for about 9 year. Doesn’t mean we ignore rules , What a fuckin moron he truly is🤦🏼♂️
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Third Lanark are 150 this year. Hopefully they throw a big party in December with some shite music and a beat the goalie to mark it 🎉 🎊
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🎙️| Michael Beale: "We will announce a goalkeeper in the next 10 days or so I believe so it is pretty much done.”
[
@TheScotsman
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Why are zombies messaging me.
Does Sevcos result last night mean we didn’t pump them 3-0 and they’re suddenly top of the league again ?
No ? Fuck them then. Irrelevant.
#1
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At the end of the day. When all is said and done. You let your club die.
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The zombie in work sits at breakfast and reads his paper , back pages and talks to himself “aww that’s true , yep definitely , aw interesting” does my fuckin nut in. He’s waiting on me to ask what’s it saying ? I never do, just let him sit there and talk to himself like a prick.
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🔵| Aaron Ramsey has all but agreed a move to join Rangers, on loan from Juventus.
He's in Glasgow to complete the deal, despite Premier League interest, and could make his debut at Celtic Park - live on Sky Sports👇
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Hot water turns into ice faster than cold water. Australia is wider than the moon. Rangers are dead. The first person convicted of speeding was going 8 mph. Candy floss was invented by a dentist. Morelos is a fat wanker. Nutmeg is an hallucinogen.
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