@Ganthorion

RT @macklemore: fucked up.

@jzux the wikipedia app is great because it's really easy to close out of the app and not realise all the old tabs are still open, so you finally notice a year later and go what the hell was I looking up to end here??

@fahad_s_ali I think we ended up mutuals somehow but I mostly lurk and like so 🤷‍♀️

He's very cute but the one eye is, on occasion, very creepy.

@Spartan0534 @Pirat_Nation I have a streaming music subscription so I have no idea what I'll use it for, but when I saw this reply I immediately went and installed VLC on my phone, truly a god among media players.

@Franklyn_Newt @FoldableHuman "So ace she doesn't understand the question, and wishes everybody would just stop asking"

@BellTowerTimes @elonmusk Even coke agreed it's stupid but they're too cowardly to admit they were wrong so they're compromising and switching to Coke Zero Sugar

@DaniaKodeih @oldenoughtosay Alternatively, the diagram that inspired my pinned tweet (sometimes you make jokes that are just for yourself):

@purrmaze @MlSCHALEXA That last line- I CACKLED

@LittleMammith That comment section 🤢

@ITSFUN2STEAL Este es canon

my most liked comment anywhere on the internet is a shitpost on a then 3 year old Hbomberguy video anyway, happy holidays y'all

@gunsnrosesgirl3 My sweet darlings this is fake AF, the chocolate burns long before the corn pops

@antipovertycent @SquigglyRick Sure thing I got it from

A raven, a willy wagtail, and a twenty-eight walk into a bar

@OneJoblessBoy Open the schools

@Brocklesnitch I periodically remember this tweet and think about how my childhood best friend switched from making me watch Matilda at every sleepover to watching Titanic at every sleepover and claimed to have a huge crush on Jack. Beat me to coming out by several years

@dannolan Perfection

I can change him