Kath On Reception
@KathOnReception
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Taught Beckham to tie his laces and occasionally trimmed Karel Poborsky’s hair. Parody. Chief Hugger.
Reception, Carrington
Joined January 2021
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Meeting Sir Jim was a pleasure. He asked why he didn’t get a famous Kath hug, I said you should’ve bought a bigger stake dear. I requested an upgrade the tea bags in the cafeteria, weaker than Dalot at the back post.
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Lindelof does this most weeks grow up
Incredible 😲 Sam Hammond ran the fastest marathon carrying a household appliance... while carrying a fridge!👏
4:52:10 for
@SSAFA
#LondonMarathon
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Hey
@SkySportsPL
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Daniel Sturridge singing Usher on Super Sunday
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It’s been that long since we’ve seen him that it could be him on the right 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
🚨📸 - Tyrell Malacia at Old Trafford tonight!❤️🫶🏽
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Red card to Casemiro
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👀
@LisandrMartinez
to the Stretford End after he’s two-footed Haaland off the pitch 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪
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The moment it became official ❤️❤️ such a sweet boy, gave me a Battenberg cake xx
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Side burn clinging on like his career
Jadon Sancho with a fresh trim ahead of his move to BVB!🔥
IG: [Smokey_Barbers]
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If he’s not here by 6pm I’m closing reception and going home. Sir Jim said no unauthorised overtime so guess what. No Kath, no party, no Ugarte
BREAKING: Manuel Ugarte is in the UK and will have a medical today ahead of his move to Manchester United from PSG 🚨
Fee is worth £50.5m. Man United will pay £42m up front plus £8.5m in performance-related add-ons 🔴
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De Ligt very polite. Mazraoui cheeky wink and smile. He’s trouble that one.
🔴🩺 Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui are at Carrington right now for medical tests, as planned.
#MUFC
want both available vs Fulham.
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Just took my 93 year old Mum to vote. She’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for Bruno Fernandes?”. A cheer went up from waiting voters
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I’ve seen it all, I’ve won the lot, I’m Kath on reception and I’m never gonna stop
Met the lovely Kath Phipps. She has been at the club for 54 years.
She started working for Sir Matt Busby in 1968..
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@talkSPORT
Thank u for the image. The foul on Rashford shows clear contact, the Arsenal photograph shows 0
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United fans watching this like proud parents. One of ours, him xxx
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Police called. Trespassing? Not on my watch.
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@AdamLynch27
Lady paid for two seats. Blame the airline not the queen who wanted to travel in comfort
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Martial doesn’t
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Mr De Ligt carrying the ‘after 8’ chocolates I gave him earlier. I said get these down you and keep them away from Shaw xxx
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I took this xx
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@MufcWonItAll2
This is like comparing the price of my nans house to my house. Do you eat crayons lol
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🚨KATH NEEDS YOU
🗓️ Sunday 1 September
⏰ 16:07, minute 7️⃣ of the game
🗣️ ‘There’s only one David Beckham’.
Let’s hear it Reds 🎵
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Worst dive I’ve ever seen from Cody Gakpo trying to draw a penalty from Sir Scott McTominay. No card. Typical Liverpool player, been taking lessons from Salad.
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Well
🎙 | Mason Mount finding out Kath has worked at
#mufc
since 1968:
“Wow. She is an absolute legend, I felt the love straight away.” 🥹❤️
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❌ Refused to leave the field
❌ Aggressive
❌ Swore at the ref
Imagine this was Fernandes? Deserves an extended ban. Absolute joke.
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Blue Moon
We saw you sitting alone
Even with 2 for 1’s
You couldn’t sell out your home
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This camera angle made me pregnant. Star in the making.
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Amrabat deserves some flowers today. Pure heart and graft. We don’t expect a team full of Ronaldo’s, we want a team that cares and a team that bleeds for the badge.
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It’s with a K
"Cath on reception - people like that, that's what we do it for!"
Scott McTominay says he was inspired by David Beckham's documentary 😂
#BBCFootball
#MUFC
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Would be a very smart move for Sir Jim to bring this back.
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Lads in their bedroom coming up with these worldies and Adidas giving us scraps.
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I believe in miracles
Where you from?
You Zirkzee thing
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🚨 BREAKING
@ChelseaFC
just tried to sign me before the window closed. 32 year contract, personal assistant to the reserves (first team rejects), pay rise the lot. I said you can kiss my arse Boehly, I’m red through and through 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪
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Don’t overlook that goal line block from Jonny Evans. As big as a goal up the other end ❌
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🚨 JUST IN: Antony Martial is in doubt for Wolves as he’s damaged his jaw eating a packet of Hula Hoops. More to follow.
🚨 JUST IN: Anthony Martial is fit to play against Wolves.
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He went for the lips again, rascal
Kath meets David Beckham at the Premiere of Amazon Prime’s “99” this evening.❤️🥺
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Man United are in the market for nearly every position, except beautiful receptionists. We’re covered there.
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🗣️ Erik ten Hag on the Titanic: ‘The boat for the majority of the voyage was fantastic.’
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Someone said Ben White looks like Madge off Benidorm. Harsh on Madge that
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Love this. Look at the joy football brings. Imagine not liking football.
Manchester United's away bay was a Renaissance painting when Alejandro Garnacho scored 🖼️
#OptusSport
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Dicked in Manchester
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The feeling when you sign for the biggest club in the world 💃🏼 🇾🇪
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Can we start a thread of things that were Pogba’s fault.
I’ll start. According to Graeme Sounness Paul Pogba shot John Lennon
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100% intentional too. U don’t just stand on someone’s foot like that. Little prick
Jonny Evans was fouled by Bernardo Silva yesterday and he was not even on the pitch..! 😅
Poor Jonny, at least Bernardo apologised swiftly 🫱🏼🫲🏻
(strettyend on tiktok)
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Would trade zero trophies for one. Huge if true
🏴🎙 Harry Kane: “I would trade everything I’ve done in my [football] career to have a special night and a victory tomorrow night [against Spain].” 🥺
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Absolute class from Kobbie and the club. We’ve needed some positivity on the timeline and despite the sad circumstances, I’m sure this has brought a smile to the family.
Message received, Daniel.
We're so sorry to hear about your father, but take comfort in knowing that his support last Thursday helped us to victory.
In return, Kobbie has something to say to you... ❤️
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An airport welcome that shames City’s trophy parade 😂😂
This is not a football ground, this is Málaga AIRPORT to receive the team back after their dramatic playoff victory that sees them promoted back to Segunda 👏 🤯
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It’s time to address the rumours. I have been approached by
@Alhilal_FC
about a vacancy in their reception.
The offer was triple my pay, my own personal camel, plus unlimited tea and bourbons. I owe it to you all to be upfront.
I was tempted, but I’ll never leave the reds.
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RETWEET.
Don’t be fooled. The fan version that you’ll buy has no texture on the green, and a big dirty green sticker where the logo sits. You won’t have a shirt like Martinez unless you pay £110. Absolutely ripping off fans and taking us for mugs
@adidasfootball
@ManUtd
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I’ve offered myself to
@Playboy
. [
@Kathonreception
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🚨 Former United player Jesse Lingard has offered himself to Barcelona. [
@Alfremartinezz
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Easily our most likeable player. Look at the kid celebrating
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🗣️ “I carry the piano for the artists to play." What a quote.
@Fred08oficial
loved United. We’ll never forget you pastor 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪
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Ronaldo leaving early: not disrespectful
Antony doing a little swizzle: DISGRACE. Rio, Roy and Scholesy need to lighten the fok up.
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Personally I’d like to thank
@Sanchooo10
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@agarnacho7
to shine. He’s the real deal. The kid stinks of United, he’s going to be an absolute worldie.
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@manuugarte8
I’m not joking, you’ve got till 6pm. Otherwise check yourself in to Travelodge Salford Quays and report to me for 8am, with Ferrero Rocher.
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@Sanchooo10
@ChelseaFC
We were too big for you pal. I hope for your sake Chelsea finish above 12th lol xx
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He said ‘Kath, I’ll never forgot you’. I said ‘too true, do I look like a drugs test’ ha ha xxx
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His Korea is over lol
BREAKING 🚨: Jesse Lingard is close to completing a shock move to South Korean side FC Seoul 🇰🇷
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Forever one of us. The very best of us. RIP Sir Bobby ❤️
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Unpopular opinion. If I had to choose, I’d have kept McTominay over Casemiro. What you lose in quality you gain in energy. You can’t win a midfield battle with 0 legs, but you can grind out a result. Neither good enough, but I’d have booted Casemiro first.
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No wonder he can’t concentrate. Lucky lad, and he knows it, look at his face 😂
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It’s actually heartbreaking that the majority of his goals weren’t infront of the fans. He was absolute class, clinical beyond measure. I miss him 😓
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Remember when he left one on Evans in the FA cup final too? Absolute little sewer rat
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@AsifBurhan
@jesuisduna
@Chelseawomen_
@CFCWdaily
@cfcwfans
@hedvig_lindahl
@SheKicksdotnet
What a waste of a question. Imagine asking a male footballer - do you know XYZ
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@ManUtd
@United_Keane23
Maybe a few of the senior squad should train with the kids and learn a thing or two
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🚨 BREAKING: He’s here at Carrington.
Come into my arms Rasmus you beautiful 90’s boyband tribute.
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🚨🔵 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho to Chelsea, here we go! Loan deal with obligation to buy clause agreed between the clubs.
Sancho already said yes as he wanted Chelsea move, deal now agreed between all parties.
Man United accepted the proposal and deal is now set to he signed.
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Panic over, nobody’s dead, it’s just Tony Martial who hasn’t moved for 4 years. Back to work.
🚨🚨| BREAKING: The area surrounding Manchester United's academy base has been closed off after human remains were found "just yards away" from the facility.
[
@Telegraph
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Can I chime in here please. These scarves are hated, we know the majority of fans hate them. But maybe one bloke is buying it for his kids first ever game as a memory, or his last game with his old dad. Live and let live.
Thoughts on these scarves? 🤔💭
Call me old-fashioned but ...it's just wrong!
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I see the roof is leaking too 🎶
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