No one’s seen @samreich since this shoot, pretty sure he’s still in there

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@TheHerrDark Eye candy

For those afflicted with the fear of both bags and nuts, I offer some alternative phrases: “This sure is a mixed purse of papayas” “My family is a scattered bowl of skittles” “This job is a stirred pot of pies” (On a hiking trail) “May I offer you an ensemble of disappointment?”

American advent calendars are so sassy. Like “hey, we have a bunch of FREE skincare samples and expired mints left over from 2015, would you like to buy them from us at an inflated price? We put them in a shoe box for you, say thank you”

@HootieGuy88 @YouTubeCreators @YouTube @TheSims 🤩🥰♥️

@Williamsul1234 @YouTubeCreators @YouTube @TheSims I’m sorry to hear about the very bad day yesterday, I hope today is kinder to you. Take care of yourself!

@Williamsul1234 Look at those whipper snappers!

@dudeonwheels @YouTubeCreators @YouTube @TheSims Oh my gosh. A whole adult. My flabbers are gasted 🤯

@dudeonwheels Kateisonline 👾

@dropout CALL THE PRESS

@Jiddy7 I just screen tested it and they did fall asleep so that’s either a really good thing or a really bad thing

@Jiddy7 This McBag is going to carry all your worries away

@FrozenGenesis Don’t tempt me, Baggins!

@dudeonwheels PAPER BAG FOLEY IS A GOLDEN IDEA

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