Welcome to the void.
The time between the holidays and the New Year that doesn’t really exist
-Binge that show you’ve been watching
-Read one of the five books on your nightstand
-Eat cheese right out of the fridge
-Molt last years exoskeleton
Utilize the void.
I called my Dad & told him I started an OnlyFans 😰 Then I had to explain what OnlyFans was.
Once I told him how much 💵 we raised in the first day/week he asked if I had an accountant & would like to learn about low-risk investing.
Not all heroes wear capes ❤️
A simple verse, a cutting curse, a gracious drink when dying of THIRST.
💘🥵🍺
If you like what you see, then come flyting with me... There’s plenty more plunder, linked here, down under ⬇️
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but YOU ARE DOING GREAT!
-Remember to eat good food
-DRINK WATER
-Work on that project, even if only for 10 minutes
-Treat yourself when the day is done and keep going! We are all rooting for you ❤️
☺️ super chill Ding wants you to take a nice deep breath and relax
❤️ super chill Ding wants you to love yourself at least 50% as much as he loves you (which is a WHOLE lot)
🐶 super chill Ding blesses your timeline and guarantees you a tail wagging good week!
Me: Guys don’t notice makeup.
Bob: I notice!
Me: okay (covers eyes) am I wearing mascara on my top and bottom eyelashes or just my top?
Bob:..
Me:..
Bob:.. I’m not totally sure what mascara is
Being in your 30s rocks.
You’re stronger, wiser & more self-aware.
You have higher quality friendships & relationships are healthier & more rewarding.
You have plans for the future & you’re correcting mistakes from the past.
PLUS we still get to play video games.
Incredible.
When you’re young, getting tipsy with a bunch of friends feels like living.
As you grow older, you discover that getting tipsy with ONE, VERY good friend is the elixir of life 💗
@erikaishii
I adored
@SJP
as Carrie Bradshaw growing up (who didn’t?!) and I’ve always secretly dreamed of having Carrie hair but it was always too damaged to grow past my shoulders.
But with work and love, even silly little dreams can come true.
Age 30 I can finally say
“hello, lover!” 👠
Happy Monday! This week is going to be A GREAT WEEK FOR YOU! ⭐️ You’re going to do brilliantly, and even if you don’t quite do as well as you’d hoped, you tried really hard and baby Ding Ding is proud of you. Look at baby Ding Ding for reassurance.
💖🐶Happy Birthday Ding Ding🐶💖
He’s been such a good boy for 6 years he was allowed his VERY FIRST taste of whipped cream today! 🎂
Most of it’s on his beard anyway..
Overheard from the toy isle:
“Let’s not do this again. Next year let’s just send the grandkids money. I don’t want to do this anymore. Get me out of here Richard. I’m done.”
This is your brain on drugs 🫠
Ding Ding had to be put under for surgery, always a little scary with older animals, but he’s home and recovering nicely now.
Please take a moment to express gratitude to your furry friends and send Dingles some healing vibes ❤️
I love women at the gym.
“Hey.. your form is a -teeny bit- off. May I show you how to do it?”
You literally look like young superwoman.
Yes.
Yes, you may, please.
Let’s be friends.