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The Shadow Deception, a Pix and Gabe adventure, available on amazon. For the young or young at heart (& those who just like a giggle).
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'Gabe! Gabe! Have you seen it yet? The pet human has finally published our first big adventure.'
Hmph. 'I look grumpy on the cover & my part is underplayed.'
Giggle. 'Oh, Gabe.'
Available now on amazon as ebook & paperback.
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Psst... don't tell Gabe... the pet human has made our first big adventure into a book. Publishing mid 2024. To find out more & get a free short story THE FIRST BROWNIE please subscribe to her newsletter.
Who could resist such a delicious treat.
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'Pixie, why is there a huge
#timberwolf
sitting on the lawn.'
'Oh, that's Fenrir, Gabe. I've been teaching him some pranks to play on Odin.'
'Pixie, are you trying to bring on Ragnarök?!'
'There's no mention of a pixie in Norse legend, so I figure we're probably safe.'
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'I need to be super careful today after yesterday's portent, Gabe.'
'What do you mean, Pixie?'
'
#Vermillion
sky at night,
Pixies take fright.'
'You just made that up, Pixie.'
'No, Gabe. It's a well known pixie saying.'
'OR, you want to wriggle out of your chores again!'
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'Pixie! I warned you. No more dragons near the house. There's 100s of them. They'll blow the roof off.'
'I did ask you, Gabe. You said it was fine.'
'What? No! All you mentioned was a
#dragonfly
.'
'Aah... you need to pay more attention, Gabe. Dragon flyby. Not dragonfly!'
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'There aren't any Angelic swear words, Pixie.'
'Really, Gabe! But they're such a great ice-breaker when trying to
#communicate
. I can swear in 30 languages. Trollish, Goblin, Ogre. Even Dragon.'
'Suddenly, Pixie, all the predicaments you get into make perfect sense.'
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'Hello,Rachel. There's a good spider.' My worst
#nightmare
rattles her mandible & drips venom. I shiver. 'What's the nasty angel been saying about me? Don't you listen to him. Pixie's got you a nice juicy fly.'
She munches noisily.
'Friends, see. But let's not tell Gabe.'
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'Why, Pixie, you're blushing. There's a
#limerence
between you & Peter.'
'Don't tease me, Gabe.'
'Oh Pixie, I've barely got started. Consider this payback for the love charm you put on me for Tricia the troll. Now let's see. Peter & Pixie sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g!'
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'I'm so proud, Pixie. You've gone 3 days without playing a prank, brewing a potion or using a charm. As a reward, I've baked you this.'
'Wow, Gabe. A
#blueberry
muffin. That looks scrumptious. But, if you don't mind, I'm going to use this charm to turn it into a brownie.'
#vss365
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'Batten down the hatches, Gabe! There's rumour in the village that a
#snollygoster
is about.'
'Enough with your made up monsters, Pixie. We have a visitor. This is Lorenge.'
'I am a very important member of the angel council, little pixie.'
'Eek. Too late on the hatches!'
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'Wow, that was
#scrumptious
, Mama G. Thank you.'
'Pssst, Pixie. I thought you hated my mother's meatballs.'
'I do, Gabe. But I'm not admitting it. She's seriously scary.'
'What are you two whispering about.'
'Gabe was just saying he hates meatballs, Mama G.'
'Pixie!'
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'You just have to know how to handle him, Goblin.'
'But, Pixie, aren't you on parole with Gabe?'
'He thinks so. But if I want something, I subliminally drop an idea, let it
#percolate
in his brain &...Here he is...Hi, Gabe. Hot chocolate. Thanks!'
'Wow! It worked, Pixie.'
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'Look at it, Gabe. How it glitters & gleams & seems to gather all the light around it into a hallowed sphere. It amazes me how
#sumptuous
the last brownie always is.'
'Needs eating, Pixie.'
'No, Gabe. Stop! Give it back!'
Munch. Chomp. Snarf.
Sob. 'How could you, Gabe?!'
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#Elf_glory
blushes the horizon, turning dew-decked cobwebs into filigreed wonders & brushing my face with warmth.
'A beautiful sunrise, Pixie.'
I smile & hand Gabe a teacup, take a sip from mine, pondering how soon he'll discover the salamander-eyes-surprise in his drink.
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‘No one is going to want to read a story about you, Pixie. You’re a troublesome miscreant.’
‘I think
#picaresque
is the word you’re looking for, Gabe.’
‘Ha! Picaresque, my halo. Me, on the other hand, they may want to read about… oh, stop laughing, Pixie.’
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'Stop twirling like a
#ballerina
, Pixie. You're making me dizzy.'
'I'm soo excited to be visiting Faery Valley, Gabe. I've packed all my best pranks.'
'You're meant to be keeping a low profile!'
'But, Gabe, for a pixie to not play pranks is the opposite of a low profile.'
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'Pixie! Stop! Throwing rubbish out the window is not the same as tidying.'
'But it works, Gabe. The place looks better & it's very
#cathartic
. You should give it a go.'
'I might just do that, Pixie.'
WHOOSH
'Hey! Throwing me out the window is not what I meant.'
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'PIXIE!' Gabe's wings close with a
#thunderclap
& his voice growls like a gnome's fart.
'What's up, Gabe?'
'Don't play innocent, Pixie. You know exactly what's up.'
'Hmmm... Are you referring to your house?'
'No, Pixie, I'm referring to the lack of my house! Where is it?'
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Gabe shuts his eyes. 'Did I just
#hallucinate
, Pixie, or are there lots of you?'
'Don't worry, Gabe, they're just visiting from other dimensions. We're comparing notes on charms & potions & of course pranks.'
He cracks open an eye. 'Oh, boy. It's going to be a long day.'
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'Oh no, Pixie. You've got that look on your face which fills me with
#foreboding
. Have you blown up my house, or created a demon portal, or invited Medusa for tea?'
'None of the above, Gabe.'
'But..?'
'Hmmm...maybe wear gauntlets next time you open your underwear drawer.'
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