Kate Cornell
@KateCornell
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Author: Live Like Legends Cheese Correspondent Award-winning brewer Perpetual Presidential Candidate Only person to have read Project 2025
In a galaxy far, far away
Joined March 2009
The Independent says men are reading to get laid. It counts.
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I have reached levels of done that I never thought possible.
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I asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this GIF
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Okay, I figured out a thing I wanted to say about Jesus: It’s really cool, when you start to let Him in, you start seeing Him everywhere.
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Always Offensive Player of my Heart.
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I find myself being suddenly overwhelmed by a toxic cocktail of emotions. Rage, sorrow, pity, sometimes more. Stages of grief are not processed in order. I don't think this will go away for some time.
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Jerry of Ben & Jerry’s is parting ways with the company. It will now be called Ben’s Ice Cream. It’s the same, but with fewer nuts.
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One way to upgrade your life for relatively cheap: roller blade wheels for your office chair.
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Most people: how can I take this work and turn it into something fun? Me: how can I take this fun thing and make it work?
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Football helmets from 10 years ago look like something you would get ice cream in at the stadium.
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Jared Goff had a good game, sure. But he didn’t have any receiving touchdowns. I’m just saying. Room for improvement.
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MAGA Blames ‘South Park’ for Charlie Kirk Assassination as Comedy Central Pulls Episode
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