I’ll give a bih and her friend a golden shower, call us the split stream dream team

@LILACBIMBO Casually tears ACL in the process of this pic

@VirtueWavy I would drag your stupid ass through the street and shit between your ass cheeks

RT @General_Wilhelm: G'night y'all

I have a good idea for a TikTok series but no idea how to add words to a screen or know my numbers

@dom_lucre I’m there to eat mf not suck some 65 yr old dick

@BarlTv He’s finna die in prison

Girls be like omg loveeee a dad bod, meanwhile what they’re imagining was built over the course of 7 cycles and 2 years of consistency

@Stallzy Y do we all hate you are u just retarded or some shit

Brb gonna go fart up my gfs ass

@Stallzy @RawXII I ate alex jones

Need Breckie hill to make a huge fart in my soup, I wanna see the liquid moving around

@ArnoIdPalmer I have several from 5 yrs ago u think I should take em

Doing a 50mg gummy c u guys later

@dosssthoughts God I want it crawl up my dick and lay eggs in it

@ArnoIdPalmer Ground beef, eat it with a spoon

@ArnoIdPalmer In all seriousness actually there are heavy carb & calorie protein powders out there. Rec use for somewhat exp lifter, buttttt it could also do the trick here