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nickelodeon after confirming that spongebob is gay and then turning off the comments
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“men are only interested in one thing” and yes, that thing is the termination of MLB commissioner rob manfred
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If you still support the Astros keep that to yourself that shits embarrassing
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someone in my class zoom meeting used sidney crosby as an example of good leadership and someone unmuted their mic and booed them, I’m in tears
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@KamKizar
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the real walk of shame is wearing your teams jersey out in public right after they lose
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@KamKizar
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NHL post-game drinking game Take a shot anytime a player says: -uh -for sure -yeah -uh -pucks in deep -chemistry -boys -uh
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@KamKizar
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Cry over sports
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Me getting caught by the National Guard for being out during quarantine because I’m craving a Cheesy Gordita Crunch
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canucks AHL goalies in the locker room right now suiting up for the NHL playoffs
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@KamKizar
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“hockey is boring” baby if you don’t understand it just say that!
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@KamKizar
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talk your shit @MichaelBuble 😌
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@KamKizar
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the spongebob superbowl broadcast is a national treasure
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@KamKizar
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giselle probably asked tom brady to put the fitted sheet on the bed and he decided it was time to un-retire
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@KamKizar
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and if you’re wondering, yes this is real
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@KamKizar
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I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Yankees fan Looking for: ⚪️ Women ⚪️ Men 🔘 A car to hit me
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@KamKizar
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tom brady exactly one month from now after his plan to get gisele back doesn’t work
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I let hockey control my entire mood, don’t ask me for advice
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above all, I am a hater
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canucks coming back after being down 4-1 to the oilers
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@KamKizar
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All of hockey twitter when the bruins lose a game
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@KamKizar
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I’m a penguins fan
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Ruin a first date in 4 words
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@KamKizar
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they really got rid of the arizona coyotes to turn them into a PWHL team
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@KamKizar
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6 years
Waiting for Tavares to make a decision is taking almost as long as a Vegas pregame show
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@KamKizar
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2 years
why are there nuns at the astros game? I thought cheating was a sin
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Dad bods are so much more attractive than abs send tweet
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@KamKizar
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@KamKizar
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I’m going to my first yankees game this saturday 🥺
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hockey twitter watching the vegas golden knights get eliminated from playoffs
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@KamKizar
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oilers confirmed to not win the stanley cup in 2025
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COREY'S CONFIRMED ☑️ The #Oilers have re-signed forward Corey Perry to a one-year, $1.4 million contract. #LetsGoOilers
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@KamKizar
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ROBERT LUONGO IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION
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saying nikita zadorov will be missed is an understatement 💙
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@KamKizar
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never gone from “its so over” to “we’re so back” so quickly
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@KamKizar
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4 years
other countries see the united states the same way the other 49 states see florida
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@KamKizar
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3 years
sorry I took 3 days to respond to your text, the inside of my head looks like the cracker barrel gift shop
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@KamKizar
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4 years
a relationship should be 50/50, I buy him a ps5 and he lets me drive around in circles on gta
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@KamKizar
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📍NHL Winter Classic | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | The other 25 teams | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍Playing the same 6 teams
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@KamKizar
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trump really got the full 2020 experience, caught COVID-19 and then lost his job
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congrats to kelly sutherland for winning game 2 of the series
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my favorite thing about zadorov is how he can’t speak without accidentally chirping someone
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if you ever catch me rooting for the red sox over ANY other team, you can just assume I’m being held hostage
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nikita zadorov owns evander kane
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@KamKizar
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guys will spend $800 on the PS5 just to play it in a room that looks like this
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telling myself “I need to lock in” and it’s just me trying to mentally prepare myself to watch a game 7
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good morning, today feels like a great day for the canucks to beat the oilers in 7
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@KamKizar
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when you finally get to the best part of the song and then hear “in 2 miles, merge onto I-95 south”
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the kardashians pulling up to kanye’s house to go snatch his router
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“’brock boeser to miss game 7 with blood clotting issue”
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@KamKizar
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If you choose a table over a booth while we’re out I absolutely cannot trust you
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@KamKizar
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@MangoSquare I stand corrected! love to see it either way
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@KamKizar
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This video will never not make my whole entire day
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@KamKizar
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Look, all I’m saying is that everything went downhill after the Red Sox won the World Series
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@KamKizar
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I don’t care if Auston Matthews is on the new cover of GQ he still looks like peppa pig
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@KamKizar
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festival girls trying to figure out where to get their bassnectar tattoos removed after reading all of the allegations
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Tom Wilson: *Sees an unsuspecting player skating on open ice with their head down Tom Wilson:
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my current mental state
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how kanye is watching the election results roll in probably
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hate not knowing the name of a meme and then having to describe it in google like a wild animal
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I’m pretty sure rats on the ice after a win is the Panthers tradition
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People who prefer boneless wings are weak and won’t survive the winter
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I could get used to getting a free rose with my steak, keep it up guys
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Vegans paying homage to the fallen at the meat counter.
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@EdNyc73 representation
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Pandemic tip: if you wear Boston sports attire of any kind, everyone automatically stays 6 feet away from you
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My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m up to now
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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@KamKizar
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sometimes I wish I could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card
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Elon Musk’s drug dealer right now
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me watching all the stupid men in the replies
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The new ducks jerseys are beautiful and whoever says otherwise is bitter
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@KamKizar
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I hate when places ask me “if I want my change back” I’m eating taco bell for dinner yes I want my change back
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love this team with my whole heart 🤍 what an unreal season with some unreal fans, family is an understatement october can’t come soon enough
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Can’t believe Dylan Strome made it from lazy town all the way to the windy city
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this is what astros twitter looks like and you can’t tell me otherwise
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@KamKizar
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I was reading off a serial number over the phone and couldn’t think of a word for the letter v and panicked and said “v for vagina” oh my god
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I don’t judge people based on their political beliefs, skin tone, or religion I only judge people based on which character they play as on mario kart
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Make it to playoffs
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Seriously, what can't @cmcdavid97 do!?
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Caps fans trying to somehow defend Tom Wilson
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me watching the person who killed me in among us say “where” in the chat
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nevada forgot to defrost the chicken and now the election is pulling up in the driveway
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Me watching Chris Sale get ejected from the game after giving up 7 runs
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florida is like the younger sibling of australia
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Gary Bettman: The entire hockey community:
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How it feels crossing from South Florida to North Florida
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Everyone’s complaining about missing Cinco De Mayo like they haven’t been drinking tequila and living on tortilla chips for the past two months
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oh that’s your man? why is he in my dm’s trying to sell me ray bans for the very reasonable price of 24.99?
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Me trying to explain to everyone why I spend 10 hours a day on twitter
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the current state of england right now
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merry christmas to me
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People who think runny eggs are gross are the type of people who go to a Mexican restaurant and order a cheeseburger
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we made it
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I will never understand people who celebrate 3 month anniversaries, I’ve had water bottles in my room for longer than that
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she’s a 10 but yells “shoot” any time her team touches the puck
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Sometimes at 3:00AM, I can still faintly hear the George Lopez theme song
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me: wow my team sucks someone else: wow your team sucks me:
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my toxic trait is doing laundry and then taking 5-7 business days to fold it and put it away
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The rest of the league: Wild card teams:
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If anyone says “see you next year” to me tonight I’m gonna avoid them for the next 365 days, hope your little joke was worth our friendship
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friends who regularly check up on you >>>
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I’m sorry your dad didn’t hug you as a child but can you not set off fireworks in the middle of the day
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Someone said Rich Hill runs like Forrest Gump and now I can’t stop thinking about it
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