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Big fluffy derg or blue coyote. Machine Learning📊Marketing Technology 💻 Cars🏎️ Travel🛩️ Foodie 🍱 Music🎶

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2010
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@Kalonderg
Kalon
1 year
A story in four parts.
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1 year
Ah yes, the breaker popper 9000
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2 months
This 2024 GT3RS was delivered last night and didn’t even survive the first tank of fuel. Guy was sending it by Reinig Rd in Snoqualmie, thankfully they’re ok but still 😭
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1 month
When you think about it, FWA was a takeover without the cars.
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22 days
When the 30+ furries try to cut up at a con like we’re 23 still.🥲
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1 year
I can’t find a better dream home than this.
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2 months
These tail lights are so cool! Amazing to see what can be done.
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2 months
Your Kia Soul’s overdue oil filter watching you get another new icon commission.
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1 year
I may not be your dad but you can treat this coyote like one.
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5 months
Normalize fursonas for race cars.🥰
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1 year
Cleaning up for #FursuitFriday
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1 year
Somebody, maybe a furry: I’m moving to Denver! Me: Have fun when you get there.😂💀
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Kalon
8 months
Happy #FursuitsFriday My yote Chicane, before and after lockdown 🫣
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Kalon
5 months
Happy #FursuitFriday You haven’t see much of Chicane lately so……here’s my butt! 👔: @MadeFurYou 📸: @CassiusF0x
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4 months
Same Lando, same.
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Kalon
1 year
To share the full thing - love this new icon from @Frickle_ 🙏
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2 months
@Chase_Retriever Apparently it’s notorious to sneak up on people, but still.
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2 months
#君たちの自慢のおなかを見せてくれ 📸 @BurrblesBear
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2 months
First time to explore Portland and this is what I see. 😅
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Kalon
1 year
Does Chicane qualify for #thickthighsthursday ? 🤔
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Ara-go touch grass 🔜 AC
1 year
Do they really save lives? #ThickThighsThursday
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1 year
This is how furries rank restaurants in Seattle.
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@Kalonderg
Kalon
1 year
Shōichirō Toyoda passed away today at 97 years old. He was CEO of Toyota from 1992-1999 and instrumental for many timeless vehicles. His son, Akio, is current CEO and is responsible for reigniting their love of Motorsport with Gazoo Racing. What was your favorite 1990s Toyota?
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Kalon
6 months
Getting a fursuit in 2024
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Kalon
2 months
Weekend plans will include lots of rest since I’m traveling the next eight weeks. 🫨 I think I’ll be a blue dog this weekend. #FursuitFriday
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Kalon
2 months
So apparently a furry realtor showed the house next door today and spotted the stickers on my FJ in the driveway. Found this wedged in my front door… If you’re seeing this, please find a good buyer, preferably furry. 🙏
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Kalon
3 months
The house l next door is going up for sale! Any Seattle friends looking for 1800sqft 3 bed 2 bath with 2 car garage? No HOA and lots of driveway/street parking, owner just remodeled everything. Located in Dash Point, 2-3 min to the beach and 15 min from SeaTac.
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2 months
A few extended exposure pics from the beach park down the road last night.
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Kalon
1 year
Enjoy this @HyenaDamon
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Kalon
2 months
Death by snu snu #FursuitFriday
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Kalon
3 months
First ever badge of Kalon! Made by @CherryBoxMedia
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Kalon
5 months
Nissan marketing in 1991 was something else.
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Kalon
11 months
Steak and eggs while camping is a must for dergs🔥🐉
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Kalon
1 year
“Who is Kalon? What happened to Chicane?” This is just Chicane on his villain arc. #MFYMonday
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Kalon
15 days
When people in Renton learn the house they bought for $200K in 2015 is now an est. $1.2M.
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Kalon
2 months
Considering to sell this blue coyote MFY suit if there’s interest, hasn’t been worn more than a few times in the last four years.
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1 year
This is my rubber fetish~
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Kalon
2 months
I need to wear this guy out this weekend, anyone local to Seattle want to hang out after the car show Saturday?
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Kalon
4 months
New animated Kalon by @leeomons ❤️ They’re a great artist to work with, thank you!🤝
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Kalon
10 months
Fursona + whip (Skyline GTR)
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@pelzibat
💀⛓ 𝔓𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔦 ⛓💀
10 months
Fursona + The Whip (Toyota LX V8 my belofed ☪️☪️☪️)
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11 months
🐉⛺️🚙🌲🏔️
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1 year
Kaiju powered
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8 months
My toxic trait is treating on-ramps like a nascar pit box exit.
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Kalon
3 months
Friday night dinner and drive with friends 🫶
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25 days
Don’t get an oil filter relocation kit they said. It makes messes they said. The mess:
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Kalon
6 months
Had a phenomenal time at Foxtrot in Denver and made so many new friends and caught up with old ones. They even had a drink called the “uwu blue” that matched my coyote Chicane. 🥰 📸 @Fuskerz
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7 months
Meet the vanilla bean. My new 40AE GTI. 💜
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Kalon
1 year
週の快適さ
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Kalon
10 months
Furvana car show time.
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Kalon
1 year
Only car people will understand this.🫠
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Kalon
3 months
Who’s hungry?! Dragon is running the grill. 🔥🐉
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Kalon
1 year
Car club party with an 80s theme. This is the best. 🙏
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Kalon
11 months
Quick overnight camp to capture the meteor shower, made some tikka marsala & naan for dinner. View isn’t shabby either.👌
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Kalon
5 months
Balloon day!
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Kalon
2 months
Amurrican Gothic 🍺
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10 months
Little Sunday drive to fuel the soul.❤️‍🩹
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7 months
“Only guys with small dicks like fast cars” 🐲: if you ain’t shrimpin, you ain’t pimpin.
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2 months
How to find me at FWA.
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Kalon
7 months
When normies ask what it means when a furry talks about “ruining the magic” just send them this.
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Kalon
10 months
“One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.”❤️‍🩹
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Kalon
1 year
@ZekeHusky I sent it to my work homie in IT that I was getting one to power all the crock pots for the next chili cook-off.
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Kalon
3 months
Another thing car people understand, like furry, the community and the bonding feeling with the vehicle, the pedal and wheel have felt your pain the most and heard your frustrations. Fix your car when it’s broken - because it fixed you when you were broken.❤️
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SpeedySnep
3 months
I know you’re not supposed to love an inanimate object, but I love this car. The way it drives, it’s reliability (knocks on wood), and the people I have met through it have been instrumental in my career. I don’t love it the same way I love my family, but I do love it.
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Kalon
9 months
Of course, the first night back in Houston, I’m going out in a 650hp Viper GTS with full bolt ons and heads/cam work. The engine torque of this 8 liter V10 is unreal.🥹
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Kalon
6 months
Happy @VW Sign then Drive Sales Event!😂
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Kalon
4 months
Shout out to the 512 Testerossa with a Marlboro livery and tow receiver in Seattle commuter traffic. You’re a real one 🙏
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5 months
Reg & hotel booked, I’ll bring Chicane with me at @FurtheMore in the next month. Looking forward to seeing some more east coast friends. 📸: @CassiusF0x #furmore11
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11 months
my ‘zard is finished!🔥🔥🔥
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9 months
Oktoberfest car meet at Black Raven Brewery - this is a vibe 😌
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Kalon
10 months
Not your typical grocery finds.
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Kalon
3 months
Couldn’t decide on one or the other, so… 🔥 🔥 🔥
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3 months
🏎️ 👀
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1 year
I’m not a train dragon.😘
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1 year
Here’s the first stage with the line work, going back in a month to do the shading.🔥
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8 months
Hope everyone has a great week! Friends always make it better. 🐺 @avwuff & Vexit
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3 months
Almost six months already with the egg, no regrets having switched from Tesla to a manual hot hatch.
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6 months
What if we kissed. Beneath the Concorde. 👉👈
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10 months
Every room party I’ve been invited to this weekend kept offering me their delicious home cooked food, it’d be rude to decline!
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Kalon
2 months
It’s come so far 🥹
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Kalon
1 month
Let’s make a great decision.🤭
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2 months
Let’s goooo 🔥
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6 months
Christmas party beneath an SR-71 Blackbird.😳
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Kalon
1 year
Whether recovering from a con or a weekend at home, hope everyone had a great weekend! #MotorfurMonday
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1 year
Hope everyone has a great start of the week this #MotorfurMonday !
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1 month
I’m never tired of this view.
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6 months
It was called the Wolves Breakfast so you know I had to order it.😮‍💨
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5 months
Better pic in eastern Washington earlier this week.🔥
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5 months
It’s the Huracan PNW spec ;)
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2 months
Coworker friend I’m with this week took this while leaving CLT to PHL, there’s a lot to unpack in this picture.😂
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4 months
Something is coming soon 👀
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Kalon
10 months
Yesterday at the show I made a new friend who took this pic of my car and later bought me lunch. When I tried to pay, he interrupted the offer and said money isn’t important when kindness is the greatest currency. I really felt that.
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Kalon
3 months
~Anti Crackle Tune Tuner Club~
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Kalon
1 year
I shall call him….mini me
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Kalon
1 year
R34 Skyline is officially starting to become US import legal as of today! 🥳 🙏
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Kalon
16 days
Took my GTR to a 90s Japanese car event with @Aikowolf this past Saturday, it was fun! 📸: Aiko
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9 months
Switching to Kalon ‘zard for a while since it’s #CharizardTriDay though a lot of you probably saw this coming.😇 New ref from Smiz(FA)/🎨 @flamecoil ❤️‍🔥
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Kalon
1 year
I remained quiet to not spoil fate, but I signed an offer letter this morning!!🥹😭 I’m being promoted into our marketing technology team and will be overseeing challenges for end to end eCommerce business and software implementation across all North American operations. LFG!💪
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Kalon
1 year
Oh boy, the space bar just arrived for my latest keyboard build.👀
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Kalon
1 year
Home after weekend camping, new oven works well for baking. Hoping to get a couple more trips in this summer between travel. Now to pack for DFW for the week!
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1 year
Love this piece of Chicane & his Godzilla. Driving this thing never gets old❤️‍🔥 🖼️ @67marshmallows
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Kalon
1 year
Salmon nine ways and chef special app. Derg tummy is happy.💜
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26 days
Villain aura🔥
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Kalon
2 months
Remember to keep your ECUs locked, kobolds think you can run 50psi on pump gas and will blow your shit up.
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