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Hair dresser: Are you tender headed?
Me: No I like my hair pulled
Her: What
Me: What
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Girl: *shoots her shot* *gets ignored or whatever*
Girl: Well that’s kind of rude but okay
Guy: *gets left on opened*
“Lol you bitch you’re such a whore you ain’t even cute do you even look at your pictures before you post them you whore?”
Me: Sort of rude but okay
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My ex Literally acts like I stalk him or something. This is a small town, we’re going to run into each other. I’m here to fill my tank up and honestly relieves that I don’t have to pay for yours anymore. 😂
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You’re just gonna text me “come over” when you feel like and just expect me to be waiting by the phone after everything that’s happened?
First of all, I’m on my way
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Ladies, if he:
•is at the county fair
•has a BBQ stain on his white t-shirt
•is skippin rocks on the river by the railroad track
•works so hard for that first kiss
•has a heart that don’t forget somethin like that
He isn’t your man, he’s Tim McGraw
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Does anyone else remember the movie “Aquamarine?” I was so obsessed and wanted to be a mermaid after watching that 😂
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Y’all are getting dad bods and beer guts confused lmao
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Pickles are good, pickle juice is good, frozen pickle juice is good, pickle chips are good, pickle flavored sunflower seeds are good. What is wrong with y’all 😂😂
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I'm usually a 2 but when I'm tan I feel like a solid 4
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I’m just so used to not being good enough that I don’t even take it personal anymore. I just expect it. Ha ha
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Don’t be rude to your server. Don’t be rude to ppl in retail. Don’t be rude to cashiers. Just don’t be rude. You don’t know what battle anyone is facing and there’s just no need for it.
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What if the one person you were meant to be with has already came in and out of your life? Let that sink in.
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I feel like if you call a girl “darlin” you’re 10 times more likely to get a response. Idk though
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Someone take one for the team and have a crush on me
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Always posting my work fits bc I never have a day off. But here’s to five weeks sober. ❤️
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If you keep your thermostat above 70, I’m going to assume you’re a psychopath
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The only girls who catch heat over wearing short shorts are girls w big booties. A girl without curves wears them & no one says a word. A girl with a lil junk in the trunk wears them, and everyone wants to put their two cents in. Lol. Get outta here
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@julianagratzl
@poppamagss
@PMillz824
@ysiad_rael
I don’t want to be petty. I want to be left alone. Lol
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We’re getting a hurricane so lmk if ya wanna see me nakey 😂❤️
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I was leaving Poteau Wal-Mart and this man stopped me and said “My little girl just loves your dress and shoes” and this little girl standing next to him was beet red and she said “dad seriously?” It was so cute 😂😂
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One day I’ll get what I deserve and I don’t mind waiting for that.
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It’s a big conflict when your sex drive is high but you’re single and have morals. Lol.
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staying sober, going to the gym, tanning, and drinking water. drunk me could never 🤩
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@ysiad_rael
I know so many ppl that have done this but apparently I’m “crazy” for doing it. He knows it embarrasses me and that’s why he tries to exploit me with it. At least I have an excuse for doing dumb stuff 🤷🏼♀️
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I used to believe in love but I’m really starting to wonder if people just settle because they’re afraid of being alone.
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The thing about falling in love is that sometimes someone falls out. Someone can just wake up one day and decided to not love you anymore. That’s why I am the way I am.
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Ever just get mad at yourself because you know you’re better than some of the choices you make? Like what was I thinking, why did I do that? 🙄
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I went to church for the first time in a long time this morning and the preacher said that if you pull out all the dead roots of a plant and water the green, it will still grow. And that seriously spoke to me.
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I hope that this doesn’t sound childish. I just don’t understand why I can’t go into a store and mind my own business without being laughed at. Talk crap about me all you want but you know good things about me too. Those just aren’t the thing s you choose to speak of 🤷🏼♀️
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You can’t just keep someone on a back burner and then get upset when they pursue something with someone who puts in more effort than you and is all about them. 🤷🏼♀️
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Guys really don’t realize what they do to us. A lot of it doesn’t even have to with them. It has to do with how they made us feel. They make us feel like we’re not good enough. Telling someone “Oh I’m sorry it’s not you I’m just not ready” is a whole ass excuse.
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Whiskeys supposed to drown the memory. I’ve gone from one to one too many. And the thing that really gets me, is how your memory drowns the whiskey.
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I just feel like nobody understands what I’m going through or how I’m feeling right now and honestly I don’t even understand it myself..
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I’m a damn catch and need to drill that into my head
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Am I the only person who gets in their own head? Like I can be feeling good about something but I’m just a few minutes I already have myself convinced there’s no way or that I’m not good enough. 🙄
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Most people wake up to their significant other. I wake up to a bunch of empty water bottles & a 10 percent charged iPhone 😅😅
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We used to make jokes about being “forever alone” and stuff but it’s actually getting kind of scary now.. Lol
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If someone wanted to drop like 9k into my bank account I wouldn’t be opposed
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How come girls who eat like crap & never work out look like supermodels and I eat right most of the time and spend 2 hours plus at the gym/track daily and still look like a mf’n potato I’m mad
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Why can’t I move on and give a fair chance to someone new? Why can’t I fall out of love with you?
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My ex gets drunk and tells me he loves but treats me like crap when he’s sober.. lol okay
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I just want to erase my past because I swear I’m not that person anymore.
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Michelob tastes amazing at 11 am when you hate your life
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@ysiad_rael
I’m not gonna mouth him just because he mouths me. So many things I could choose to say but I just won’t 🤷🏼♀️
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Am I the only person who feels like they aren’t good at anything? I’ve literally sucked at everything I’ve ever tried to do 😅
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It’s crazy to me how someone can just wake up and not want you in their life anymore.. I don’t understand how someone can just walk away and not even look back. A heartbreak with no closure is the worst kind of heartbreak.
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I think I just need someone who won’t give up on me. I just need love right now. Idk what to do.
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I hate the whole "Yeah I can't believe he's dating her, she's gotten around." It vice versa. Anyone can change for the right person and what someone does prior to their relationship should be irrelevant.
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“I want to find a girl that hasn’t been with a lot of people” says the guy that gets hammered and sleeps with like 3 different women every weekend. Lolol
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I just wanna cuddle.. And watch scary movies. And cuddle. Yeah I wanna cuddle.
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I only have part time guy friends bc every time they get a gf I get completely shut out until they’re single again. 😅
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I’ll never be sorry for being good to people who aren’t good to me. You don’t always get what you give and that’s okay.
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It’s still crazy to me that I had a whole future planned out with someone that I don’t even speak to if I see them out somewhere. Life is so crazy.
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I’m the best at pushing ppl away and I’m way too content with being alone.
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I truly don’t understand how a guy can be talking to multiple girls, telling them all the same thing, and he completely okay with it. 😅
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Unpopular opinion: There are good ppl that get a little lost and make mistakes. They eventually find their way and despite their mistakes, THEY ARE STILL GOOD PEOPLE.
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Believe me when I say that it’s going to take someone with an OPEN mind and a heart full of love to ever be with me. I’ve required so much forgiveness and I just hope someday someone sees more good than they do bad when they look at me.
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I wonder how many times I’m going to hit my bathroom floor crying because of the stupid choices I’ve made before things get better. I’m so fucking sick of living like this. I’m doing so good but I’m so lost at the same time. I can’t even comprehend it. I’m just tired of hurting
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I feel like the fact that I can send a snap and literally forget what I said 5 seconds later, might imply that I have brain damage lol
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I’m vulnerable rn. Do not flirt with me. I will fall in love 😂
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