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Linguistics and games wooo | 17, 🏳️‍⚧️ I work on :D (im autistic btw) English/French She/They 現在日本語を学んでいる :D pfp by @605_hinagon :3

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The Japanese daily life ramble account thingie is live!!!! @Kali_chjp go follow if you speak japanese or if you want to learn japanese with me :3 私はお日本語のアカウントを作った!日本語を学ぼうと進もうだから、私の日常をツイートする! @Kali_chjp
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What the FUCK is bro doing
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@iamlogspa Joe many liberals does it take to make an armor stand
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Im sorry but this is so fucking funny
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@cabby Thats so wholesome
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Wanna know what ties them all?
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@Diogan5 Why does he have stone tools and an anvil
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I have never seen someone convey so much meaning in a title and thumbnail. I dont even need to open youtube
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@cs_deathmatch Manipulating criminals into dumping their money. So based
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@mossbag69 do you think phineas and ferb are linked? The void mold in White Palace... Candice's mold...
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ref sheets be like
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@paricyte @Discorrdpain Dont it's real and people actually have to get surgeries to get it fixed sometimes. Under the original post theres dozens of fucking pictures of actually broken thumbs and holy fuck
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WHAT IS MUTAHAR DOING
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@seiyaposting hahaa.... totally.. "jorking" it right now..... and by it, i mean..... my peanits...
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@Luffgod5 "I'm from the anime world and got trapped in this terrible place"
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@ianzelbo Let me introduce you to this company's undoing
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@BreadPanes THIS IS DUCKING LOSS IM KILLING MYSELF
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THEY LOCKED THE SPACE TO NEWCOMERS BUT WE CAN STILL POST SO Black Lives Matter!! White Genocide is a myth!! Trans rights are human rights!! No LGB without the T!! Fuck you white supremacists! (Also look at this kbitty)
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@AvengersBad Genderfluid people kissing their heterosexual partner and deciding to switch gender in the middle of the kiss be like
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@EmmyBlubonic @youtube_bad I'm a liberal this is true this is our devilish plot
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@CommonTransWs Transphobes : "Pull your pants down" Transphobes three seconds later : "You guys are sexual predators!!1!!1!11!"
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@SpicyTw1tter OOMF GOT A BANGER
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@RobotnikfollowR @itsmebeffy @Nimmy_is_silly I thought this was a tone indicator and was worried of the implications
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@scruffiie @leosleepy @catwpetals777 Reminds me of this for some reason
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@FruityDaLei Audiodescription for blind people The video starts with the protagonist having fun in a house with some minions and a baby sheep when suddenly Dave throws some bananas on a table, Kevin getting lured by the delicious fruits smell. When he gets on the table, Kevin gets stuck
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@ARiPHOBlA Absolutely top tier bait congrats man 🔥
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@TransphobicsL @goromya OOOOO i read your reply "I'm not trans" mbmbmbmbmb
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@depthsofwiki As the person who sent this image i had to add it somewhere. This image is now on the page for silly on the french Wiktionary.
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@danghentschel We will never know if this is sapphire or not
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@sillaydotto @cabby They're now THE goat
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@artalogue @Sibottle Conclusion : we need more gay people to save humanity
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@_rulerzreachfan Antisesitism
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@joinmolten Go to bed
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@snowy_sloth Inclusive king
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@BegocCab @ccredentialz @rottewange Freaky couple but not in like a sexual way. Just genuinely the most mentally insane couple ever /pos
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. @nealagarwal no hacks, pure teamwork, we got . Finally Thanks for your game Neal. The community is amazing and im having a great time my heart pounding as i combine random strings of letters together x) Thank you!!!!!!
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@Mephiiles This reminds me of the french guy with the orbeez do you know about this historic video
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@SpringyOrWatevr @M1das_OW2 Tommy and Tubbo arent bad no? Im not Tommy's demographic but cant deny his content is good and he seems like a sweet person. And Tubbo looks wholesome from what i've seen
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@FruityDaLei Inside the ceiling fan, the baby sheep trying to help him down by biting on his legs, making it also turn around at a pretty fast pace. So fast indeed that the centrifugal force ejects Kevin out, breaking the window and faceplanting on the grass. The baby sheep is fine.
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@FruityDaLei This took two hours send help
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@Awkwarotl @Sabo_Cat161 That is literally their objective
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@nyanberryy 4channers try not to be rapists challenge
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This is wild to me
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@lookabee83 What does this even mean 😭
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@JacredHart The adventure time one was so fucking funny
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@n1m1CAL @Rivitheadz @ChudsOfTikTok @halomancer1 I think about this a lot actually. Imagine the first guy who milked a cow. He HAD to have seen his buddy and said "Yoooo dude come here i have smtn to test"
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@jarvis For people asking for context, one of these channels that makes these weird ass animated stories got angry Jarvis was commenting on them and they made a fake story about this character named Jarvis who still gets breastfed as an adult. Wild stuff
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French protester held sign "64 is a stack, not the age for retirement" during french protests for the age of retirement
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@cocomintea @GoodReddit Mine did that too!! They used to make little nests inside the dirt it was so cute!
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I FORGOT MY BREAD IN THE OVEN
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@JLAWAL07 @pibbyohiogyatt @LeonFromOhio She made a joke it's not that deep bro
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@mearant12 @SouthlandPost Did you watch the video?
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This is still the funniest gag i have ever seen in any comic ever
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@IsDiscordDown @XcreatorGoal Every gimmick account is held by a GD player
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@JohnnyM10336051 @KatKanada_TM Women reproduce with their breasts now? Have you ever seen a woman
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@FruityDaLei After this happens, the protagonist punches Dave multiple times to punish him for his wrongdoings when Stuart alerts others that a van is parking in front of the house. It is driven by the squid game guy wearing a mask with a white circle, making him of lowest hierarchy.
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Imagine one day this guy has a massive accident or a manic attack and strictly no one takes him seriously cause of how insanely commited to the bits he is
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I’m glad you guys liked “cocky want boing boing” cause it got me fired
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I think trans people are pretty cool
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@TrollMate4 @LiamBeUponYe The proposal would go viral
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@wokeydpronouns @girllgirllgirls Noooo i like that shark i want one,,,,,, plushies,,,
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@0EqualsInfinity @ErinInTheMorn Did you read the thread?
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@magitweetss @joe_applebrook @pablothinghouse This is insane cause it's literally weebs but like completely backwards just shows theres like this constant rule in society that people will argue and orbit around foreign stuff and find stuff cool because theyre foreign
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thinking about Nepesta colorado again
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@FruityDaLei The squid game staff member approaches the door and knocks on it. Our protagonist opens the door and the staff member throws them a squid game invitation card. The protagonist refuses as he throws the invitation back to the staff member before closing the door.
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@StardustStrawby @puppytunes RIGHT??? just say what you actually think!!!
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@vonasterrors Actual response cause why not Depressed people usually struggle socially, and so they shelter themselves on social media. The barrier of a screen makes everything more bearable and makes it more easy to express yourself without looking weird
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@Invincidyl @NefariousFairyx @supersylvie_ Yeah!!! I saw an older video of her at a convention and a very nerous girl approached her and wanted to say hi really bad and she signed "whats your name" and the woman/girl (idk her age) understood and was more comfy answering after that
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@PeternityYT The saddest thing is that it's characters you know too
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@Lanido23 Looking into it
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@FruityDaLei But at this moment, an unforeseen humanoid character with a drooling face appears and reopens the door. They breath in deeply before sneezing on the staff member, getting a massive ass bogey on their face. Dave then comes in front of the door and throws a banana in the mouth
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@Sharfpang How do you even manage to get an issue like that to happen
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@margobiondo Attends je pète un cable pourquoi tout le monde dans les commentaires prend ce tweet comme une attaque sérieuse et répond des trucs misogynes
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@iamlogspa @WokeLuigi @elpriet0kun2 THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE PRONOUN AND I WILL NOT BE MISGENDERED
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??? I'M SO CONFUSED WHY IS CHROME SAYING I HAVE :D TABS OPENED
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The thing that annoys me with this artist is that every time they post im melting from the cuteness and find this genuinely cute and awesome and then i see all the sexual references and i feel guilty
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@FruityDaLei of the staff member. The protagonist punches them one more time before closing the door. Furious, the staff member runs back to their van and backs up before going full speed into the wall of the house, successfully killing the other humanoid character and Dave.
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Would I mean uhh uhhhhh
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@FruityDaLei A swarm of staff member flood the house and kidnaps every single inhabitant, Stuarts toilet and the dead corpse of Dave and the other guy! They put them in the squid game van before leaving the crime scene, rolling over Hamood Habibi and Huggy Wuggy. How sad!
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