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Y’all looking for cribs in Miami
I’m looking for cribs in Montana
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@CaribbeanRythms
This shit hurt me in my soul.
Reformed fat people also tend to have the best calves ever lmao
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I take a shot of olive oil every day.
Dr told me he’s hardly ever seen LDL cholesterol as low as mine and I’d better be prepared to live for over 100 years.
Food for thot 🫒
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Guys just wanna get jacked, make racks, and fall asleep with their hand on a titty every night
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99% of these dumbass NFL trainers should be fired
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Bird got in our building at work today. Coworker said, “Imagine being able to go anywhere in the world and being so dumb you wind up here”
I replied: “You do realize there are a lot of similarities between you and that bird, right?”
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In the hospital (wife’s water broke).
Holy shit man, even the mother baby area which is the happiest area of the hospital is soul sucking as hell.
No light, shit food. Terrible energy in these places. Ready to get my son home.
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Found out a 28 year old fren that doesn’t drink or smoke has testicular cancer that has spread to his lymph nodes.
Smoke the cig and drink the booze if that’s what you wanna do.
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I’m not saying you’re a loser if you smoke weed im just saying I know a lot of losers that smoke weed.
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If you’re a man, handle your business.
-Hash out family arguments
-Make money
-Lead your household
-Protect your family
-Preserve the future of your family
-Honor your family name
-Leave a legacy
-Lead by example
-Always be Loyal
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Watching 300 with 6 week old son as part of Subconscious Spartan programming camp.
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I feel like Florida and Texas are in a constant battle to see what state is more based and I love to see it
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It’s 2021 and dudes are still bragging about banging chicks from a hookup app.
Go start a family bro.
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With the right amount of sparkling water and manifestation you can look like Kali Muscle too, stop holding yourself back with limiting beliefs.
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“I usually bring a towel and cover my butt/crotch just to feel I’m “safe” from creeps”
Profile Picture:
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Men need tough love.
Tell them they’re gaining weight
Tell them they’re under performing
Tell them they’re spending too much
Tell them to go chase their dreams
Tell them their attitude is crappy
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I am the luckiest man alive and wealth abundantly flows into every area of my life.
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Good rule of thumb for bar fights if you’re untrained:
Avoid the guy with cauliflower ears.
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Isn’t it funny how starting a business is “risky” but taking out 6 figures in loans and having your entire professional career figured out at 18 is normal? 🤔
What a backwards world we live in now.
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Well respected coworker of mine passed away overnight in his sleep.
63 years old. Never got to enjoy retirement.
Do the things that make you happy every day.
Don’t wait for some special moment to start enjoying life.
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Husband that goes on 30 minute Alex Jones level schizo autist rants about the world
Wife that quietly listens and makes dinner
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My name is Kaleb and I’m addicted to buying high end olive oil
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Bitches 30 years old and taking pics with a dog in front of tree like “merry christmas”
Go have some kids got damn
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I bet most homeless people are happier than the average 9-5er
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Overweight family member asks about protein:
“Do I have to get it from there? That’s expensive”
“Does it taste like protein? I can’t do that if it tastes funny”
Just keep drinking fucking yoohoos bro I don’t know what to tell you. People blow my mind.
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How can you avoid becoming dumber, more overweight, and ruining your relationships like the rest of the world?
-Read 30 minutes daily
-Train 4x Weekly
-Phones and TV off at dinner time
-Take genuine interest in conversations at home
-Find couple hobbies
-Don’t go to bed mad
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Weird things that are glorified in America:
*Dad Bod
*Netflix Binges
*OnlyFans/Porn
*Irresponsible spending
Things like this are exactly why if we redistributed all the wealth today everybody would be right back in the same situation in a year.
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Things every man should do:
-Build Muscle
-Get shredded (abs visible)
-Read daily
-Get his heart broken
-Write every day for a month straight
-Fall in Love
-Become a father
-Learn Hand to Hand Combat
-Become debt free
I will tell my daughter she should seek this in a man.
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Every day you get more jacked, tan, wealthy, and smart you’re honoring the image which God created you in
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I work 50+ hrs per week, have a 15 month old daughter, train 5x per week.
I work on side hustles for two hours every night.
What’s your excuse?
Do you really want it?
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Mouth taped for the first time and woke up on my own ready to steal souls after 5 hours of sleep.
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Too many women are naturally people pleasers.
Give yourself permission to be selfish sometimes, ladies.
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Somebody tell 68 year old Ron Love that heavy lifting and drugs are bad for you.
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My daughter is three but we are working on mindfulness with her.
On walks:
*What do you see? What color is it?
*What do you hear? Where is it coming from? What do you think it is?
Kid’s imaginations are unbelievable, I want her mind to be limitless.
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When I see a dog on a leash dragging its owner around I don’t see an unruly dog I see an owner with no control.
Apply that to people in your life.
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My two year old daughter just looked at me with a tear in her eye and said:
“Daddy, why must the lefties use children just a bit older than me to shill their radical post modernist ideologies that threaten the future of our bright country?”
She’s too young to have these worries
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Be cool if they developed a vaccine for being a bitch so everything could open back up and go back to normal
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If you cheat on your wife you’re a scrub.
If you do it and you have kids you’re worse.
You’re telling your son it’s alright to mistreat women.
You’re teaching your daughter it’s acceptable for her future husband to cheat.
The meaning of your actions are amplified x2
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Bruh remember people that Alex Jones was nuts when he talked about an underground pedo ring of the elites.
Bruv stay 10+ years ahead.
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Very strange to me seeing dudes shit on other guy’s interests.
We all have our “thing” who gives a fuck if it’s lifting, martial arts, online biz.
People trying to improve aren’t the enemy it’s the ones aimlessly walking through life never doing shit we need to make fun of.
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Want to make 2019 your best year financially?
Do these things:
1. Budget
2. PAY YOUR BILLS ON TIME
3. Set goals for saving
4. Stay debt free!
5. Have insurance squared away (health, life, disability)
6. Hire a good investment guy and accountant
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Dudes out here wishing Kobe Bryant a happy birthday but haven’t called their momma in a month.
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Got a job interview? I AM THE PRIZE
Negotiating pay? I AM THE PRIZE
Approaching women? I AM THE PRIZE
PR Lift coming? I AM THE PRIZE
If you don’t think you’re the best who else will?
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Headed to the hospital, my son should be making his appearance soon.
Keep my family in your prayers 🙏🏽
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7.5 Billion people on earth and we all met up in this small corner of twitter to talk about stacking cash and getting jacked
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Two things you’re better off not flexing:
Money
Guns
No benefit of people knowing you’ve got either.
What happened to
Keeping it Low Profile
More Bite, Less Bark
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“Just get jacked af and make racks fam we’re all gonna make it”
-Alexander the Great
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All these “guys” puffing on their “e-cigs”.
Just be a real man and smoke cigarettes or crack bro.
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Are you skinny and looking to add mass? A few things that helped me:
*Eating every 2-3 hours
*25-50g protein every meal. If the meal doesn’t contain protein ITS NOT A MEAL.
*Homemade shakes consisting of: protein, peanut butter, bananas, berries
EAT BIG TO GET BIG.
Questions?
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Diets that can work:
*Carnivore
*Keto
*Paleo
*Vegan
*Vegetarian
*Fruitarian
*Ice cream
Diet that won’t work:
*Not being in a caloric deficit
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The twitter homies probably want you to win more than your real life homies.
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Deep Soy gets to our kids early. This is a popular baby formula.
Imagine this chemical slop being the primary building block of a developing child.
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Drugs steal a man’s soul.
I’ve seen an otherwise good man lie, steal, beg, and betray loved ones over drugs.
Sad.
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Today is my wife and I six year anniversary.
In light of that-here are 6 Lessons from 6 Years of Marriage
A THREAD 👇🏽
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Babies are the best thing on the planet and I’ll fight you over it.
4 more weeks and I meet my son 🖤
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Shut down the churches to take a man’s faith
Shut down jobs to take a man’s money
Shut down gyms to take a man’s health
Perfect recipe for a takeover
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Pellegrino tastes like shit and most of y’all wouldn’t drink it if your twitter daddies didn’t tel you to.
Lemon + Himalayan salt is supreme.
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PUA dorks be like: “wife just texted she loves me what do I say back?”
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Everybody is broke but somehow driving around $60k cars.
How’s this happen?
The AVERAGE auto loan length is 59 months. That’s almost 5 YEARS. We are seeing auto loans for 7-8 years now to prop up broke people to spend.
Car could break down before its even paid off!
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My dad is a real one.
Growing up, he would sit in gyms with me for up to 10 hours in a day sometimes during a wrestling tournament. Early weigh ins, late nights.
We would watch possible opponents and break them down between matches.
Kids remember all the little things you do.
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Put this pull-up bar in my kid’s toy room. Now she asks to do pullups when we go in there to play.
Exercise + Play = Positive Feedback loops
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What’s that mental illness called where you get upset over the words of a stranger on social media?
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Men hopped on board with traditional living and now every chick on twitter is “trad” like it’s little house on the prairie in this mufucka.
Literally every chick on this app is larping about how she’s a virgin ready for a “strong man” to put babies in her. Lol.
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Speak to older people.
The older guy in the gym that’s jacked? Ask how he sustained that longevity.
The older entrepreneur you admire? Ask them the keys to building their business.
The man with the beautiful wife and family? Ask him the keys to building that life.
Mimic them.
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Gentleman:
If you do not have at least one woman per day imply you have a small penis because of your opinions you simply have not been toxic enough that day
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“Money isn’t everything”
Ok, just go tell the hospital you want to pay with love and happiness next time a family member is deathly ill.
Resenting wealth is a sure fire way to never acquire any.
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If you're a man, handle your business.
-Hash out family arguments
-Make money
-Lead your household
-Protect your family
-Preserve the future of your family
-Honor your family name
-Leave a legacy
-Lead by example
-Always be Loyal
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When you go from:
I want some extra cash so I can buy cool stuff
To:
I want some extra cash so I can build generational wealth and give back to my family.
Magic happens.
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What goes in to determining your credit score?
1. Number of Accounts
2. Age of Those Accounts
3. Payment History
4. Amount of Credit Utilization
Now what do all these things mean?
*A THREAD ON CREDIT*
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Tell me why most middle aged men look like middle aged women and most middle aged women look like middle aged men
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A man never got laid taking a chick home from the bar in a Superman shirt.
Leave the superhero clothes to your 13 year old nephew, men.
Don’t @ me, virgins.
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Be high energy.
All the time.
People love that. Nobody feels alive because their jobs and commute are sucking the life out of them.
Naturally-people will want to do business with you because they believe you can breathe life into them and their business. Energy = Opportunity.
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Me all week: “man I’m sick of these blowouts can’t wait for the nfl playoffs”
NFL playoffs:
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Used to like nba basketball a lot but when you’ve got pussies like Lebron James acting like they got PTSD in Vietnam over a sprained ankle it’s hard for me to follow anymore when you’ve got fighters willing to die in the ring.
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~6 eggs per day
~1.5lbs of red meat per day
Qualified for “ultra preferred” rates for life insurance. They basically said my blood work showed I was as healthy as could be.
You were lied to about saturated fats and red meat.
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I would pay 2-3x the price of admission to stream a new release movie at my house rather than go to a theatre.
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I’ve ran a sub 6:00 mile.
I’ve ran 15 miles in a session.
I’ve built muscle.
If you can’t protect your family, who will?
Every day I work toward becoming an apex predator.
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Divorce courts are full of “love at first sight!” Situations.
Do not marry a girl before 2 years of dating.
Experience trials and tribulations together, get to know each other, and live together before getting married.
Trust me.
Signed,
Guy that was engaged for 3 years
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You: “You paid 100$ for that copywriting course?!?!?! 😂😂😂”
Also you:
Pay 40k$ per year to develop alcoholism and listen to professors with no real world experience.
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“Don’t lift with your ego!” = Doesn’t Lift
“You’re going to burn yourself out!” = Doesn’t Lift
“I love Planet Fitness!” = Doesn’t Lift
“You can’t train arms 3x a week!” = Doesn’t Lift
What did I miss?
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