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“I was taught the best secret was a secret weapon, and the only time you unleash it is when they least expect it.” ✍🏽
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lol. The Roman Numeral for “4” is not “IIII”
1k the night we met & a rolex with my favorite color as the face😍
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Nobody owes you anything. Not a text back. Not a smile. Not even fair treatment. Not even loyalty. Everyone is entitled to go about life in whatever manner that makes them happy, myself included.
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Can’t hear you over the sound of chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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Obama is not THE BLACK president. He is THE PRESIDENT of the United States. He not y'all homeboy. He's the appointed leader of a democracy.
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Also I’m sorry that TI daughter had to have her hymen be a news article today. I can’t imagine how mortified she must be.
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Lol Rihanna is an artist that is very good at what she does. She don't need to be Beyoncé. or Adele. She's Rihanna. And we love that shit.
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So now y’all body shaming ? Women just like the men they hate.
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Fact: Black women are the most educated Americans by race and gender, according to the National Center of Education Statistics.
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My mother was told she had 6 months to live when I was 12 years old. I’m 30 years old and we talk every day ❤️
No more unpopular opinions. Tell the world something that brings you joy
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POETRY PROMPT THREAD. IF YOU ARE A POET / ASPIRING POET THESE ARE FOR YOU.
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The Holy Spirit was the first ghost writer.
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Y’all I was *this* close to working with HER MAJESTY....Even tho they didn’t use it. I’m still gonna frame this email. 🥺🥺😪😭🥴
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Hoop earring Denzel? Locked in.
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"Chinyere (Marshall)" - Kale Nelson. One of my best love poems. For a perfect Muse.
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What you will not do is compare my peoples slaughter, rape, and near genocide to eating meat. Delete your account.
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Black Men don’t hate black women. Black Men don’t hate black women.
Black Men don’t hate black women. Black Men don’t hate black women.
Black Men don’t hate black women. Black Men don’t hate black women.
Black Men don’t hate black women. Black Men don’t hate black women.
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Since no one’s gonna say it….
whats a ship that pissed you off really badly , im curious to know
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I lost everything I came into the year with. My car. My job. My relationship. But i gained so much more. My peace of mind. My confidence. My business. My friendships. And my FAITH 🙌🏾.
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My FIANCÉE
@_Your_Hiighness
👰🏾😍😍💍
(Also I just figured out the difference between the two fiancée spellings. One “e” is for men who are engaged, and two “e”’s are for women who are engaged, the more you know 💫 )
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I have more pictures of her in my phone than I do selfies because she's the first girl I've ever loved more than myself.
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Mom: How you want me to send this money?
Me: I take snapcash, PayPal, Venmo, direct deposit, check , money order, quick pay, YOU NAMEEE IT
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LOOK AT THIS. TWO COPS ARE SHOW LAYING ON THE GROUND IN DALLAS
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Fact: the number of black men in prison hasn't outnumbered the number of black men in college since 2001.
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All my fellow Oakwoodites please send prayers and love to
@WillThaArtist
he was one of the victims that got shot 🙏🏽🙏🏽. He’s okay and is at the hospital awaiting treatment.
SHOOTING: UPDATE
Jane St & Yorkwoods Gt
- police are on scene investigating
- 2 Victims have been located and taken to hospital
- injuries are serious but appear to be non life threatening
- no suspect info at this time
- anyone with info contact 416-808-3100
#GO1624305
^lb
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Imma say this before I get off twitter cuz my mentions are DONE.
@WeAreArtNSoul
put ourselves out there weekly for FREE and our work is RARELY appreciated. Let this be the time to appreciate the artists in our collective (past and present) for doing what they do. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
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Men let’s stop making this about “if it was my sister” or “if I was there I woulda” that shit is pointless. You weren’t there. It wasn’t your sister. It was still a innocent young woman and one of your homies.
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I remember being in COLLEGE and mfs inviting people to dinner at Ruth’s Chris and Fogo de Chao for they birthday like we not all on a meal plan 😂
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I love how Short Men get slandered but it’s Body Shaming when those same short men talk about wanting a woman less than 180lbs.
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There are also Gay men at Oakwood who have made unwanted sexual advances towards me and my straight male friends. Your time is coming too...
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Also, Men, if you're in a relationship TALK. TO. YOUR. GIRL. 9/10 she KNOWS firsthand who the predators are, and whether or not they're in your circle.
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Y’all scared of CORONA cuz you ain’t living acCORding Jesus who died ONA cross for you.
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@kalaniyoung1
@realunclemarkus
@cvictoriaaaa_
@corporate_q
@naaeee__xx
He didn’t. I am the man that wrote it and he never asked me. Sit down please.
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Happy Mother's Day to a Dream Come True! You are incredible, kind, hilarious, and the most loving woman I could ever ask for. I couldn't imagine being on this journey with anyone but You and I can't wait for our little one to meet you!
@PrettyLttleMe
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“Black boys cries fall on deaf white ears; Black mothers tears keep graveyard grass green.”
For
#NationalPoetryDay2018
here’s my piece “War on Black Boys”
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@ThatGuyDiamond
@pytash21
@princess_tabs1
Y’all acting like tchalla couldn’t sleep the whole justice league. Lol with ease in fact.
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Oakwood is so beautiful cuz it’s some deadass ugly people at the school that people collectively hype cuz they have the love of the lord in their spirits. Praise God.
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Boys don't cry better sound like 8701, Confessions, 12 play, BLACKsummersnight, Juslisen, all in ONE. You hear me?
@FrankOcean
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Happy 1st Month to my perfect little boy. Your daddy loves you Kyren ❤️
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It’s Freshman year. You just texted a shorty “I’m outside”. You pull up to Carter Hall. All ya niggas out there. They dap you up. They see ya shorty come down from her room and hug you. Niggas give you THE LOOK like “oh?” Y’all walk off. Now y’all a committed couple. 🤷🏾♂️
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Drake has had a better Career than Jay. Jay although the GOAT, has given us MULTIPLE trash albums. Drake aint took a year off.
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Me at Alumni Weekend 2070
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Dear black peoples. We must NOT let Tyler Perry get ANYWHERE NEAR this Black Panther film.
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Chadwick, Michael B Jordan, Donald Glover
We getting old, maaaan. Y’all don’t be wondering who gon replace our Denzel Washington’s, Will Smith’s and Jamie Foxx’s?
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Joe Budden was a hater even when he was rapping. Nigga quit rap cuz he found more money in hating and realized niggas couldn’t hate his raps back if he retired lol
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Wtf did I just read???
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Aren’t they minors ? Why are we seeing their faces ?
14-year-old, 12-year-old sisters accused of killing their mother say they are innocent
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@MeekMill
don't go near another track fam. Not a race track. A track meet or nothing fam. You hear me ? Don't even backtrack a statement.
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Here is my
#SoGoneChallenge
🔥🔥 S/o to
@untouchableYann
for the inspiration. Where you at
@NAKHAZ
? 👀
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Trump: "Can I be honest?"
Chris Wallace: "Please try to be honest"
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I once told a nigga “I’m tryna get like you” and this nigga said “shit you need to” and I was not prepared
When you tell your mans you’re tryna get like him and he doesn’t say “nah man I’m just tryna get like you” back
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Some of y’all are assholes cuz it’s the only way yall know how to be interesting.
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Just found a black male therapist 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾. Let’s start this journey to better.
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Satan works hard. But Carlton P. Byrd works harder.
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These Eggs ain’t even Born in Sin nor Shaped in Iniquity.
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PAY CLOSE FUCKING ATTENTION. THE MEDIA IS ABOUT FRAME THIS WAR FOR YOU. KEEP YOUR GUARD. BE AWARE. DONT LET THEM SKEW THIS.
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Rest in Power MF Doom ✊🏾. Had to spit a few bars over “Arrow Root” from Special Herbs Vol 1 in his honor.
#RIPMFDOOM
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my girlfriend might walk down the aisle and see me in a box before she see's me in a tuxedo...
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Oakwood is the epitome of "Clean up the house, we got company coming over."
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Watching a 1 on 1 fight and you see his niggas getting ready to jump your nigga
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I really want to create an environment for Black Men to open up FOR REAL. And talk about issues OUR issues without it being instantly invalidated on the TL....
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Do y’all ever tell the Migos to stop rapping about the same thing? Or Future? Or Drake?
I think Meg is talented but she has GOT to have something else to talk about.
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Just got me and the fiancé Black Panther tickets for this weekend....
I only wrote this tweet so I can flex the word “fiancé”....
And my BP tickets...
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Come grab you a Caprese Panini from the Treehouse Bistro In Blake Center today! We open from 1-3 today!
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Y’all musta never went to Oakwood. That walk around campus was a DATE date.
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Fact: according to the CDC, Black men are more involved in their children's lives than white or Hispanic fathers.
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When I was president of ArtNSoul Dean Knight tried to tell us we couldn’t say “nigga” on stage....at an HBCU....that used to be a plantation.
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When you just got a whooping and you come out mama room like nothing happened but you know everybody heard you screaming
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