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I think I’m funny, you likely won’t. •she/her• 🏳️🌈 • #OilGN24 #OilGN23 #OilGN19 #OilGN
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Thank you so much
@KylaJLane
for the opportunity to do this piece!
💙🧡
Women of Oilersnation: Krista Gulseth
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Hey kids, hate to be the Debbie downer here but:
Being able to see your parents only virtually this year for the holidays is better than not seeing them because they’re dead.
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I find it interesting how people say it’s a personal choice to get vaccinated.
I disagree. I vaccinated myself for my health, sure, but also for my family, my coworkers, and the good of society. It’s a choice of course but one that doesn’t only affect my body. It’s for everyone.
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Zero class from Oilers tonight. Running up the score is not respecting your opposition. Its a recipie for disaster next game. Show some class for once
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My friend (
@ItsKrisyBitch
) was robbed by a pair of crooks today in Terwilligar Towne
#YEG
Please help find this women and the getaway driver!
Also, do better humanity. I used to believe in you.
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My 6 year old just asked if hockey is on. I told her the Oilers aren’t playing today. She said, “so can we just watch any hockey?”
I have fulfilled all of my parenting obligations.
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For those who haven’t known yet, my incredible mommy passed away last Thursday. 💔
@Middle_Sister1
@ginny_jenny
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I’m currently wearing shorts that I bought over three years ago and have never been able to fit into them - until now!
I am a higher weight now than I was then but I’m in much better shape now!
DON’T LET THE SCALE DICTATE YOUR LIFE!!
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For the crybabies that I’ve seen complain about being disturbed by the emergency alerts GET OVER YOURSELF!
This isn’t about you, it’s bigger than you. A poor boy is in danger and you’re worried about not being rested?
Lack of empathy and compassion in the world anger me.
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Straight up boasting tweet:
I need a belt for my “skinny” jeans now!
Ps, still a higher weight than I was in my “fat” jeans!
#ScrewTheScale
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Please know who you’re voting for.
You cannot call yourself an ally if you vote for the people who are fighting against all rights of LGBTQIA2s+
Period.
#NeverVoteConservative
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If every single one of my followers were to simply retweet this tweet, it would be worth $342.80 for
#BellLetsTalk
mental health initiatives.
And would cost you nothing but a RT.
#EndTheStigma
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I’m glistening from a mixture of sunscreen, bug spray, and sweat. 😂
#LakeHairDontCare
#LivingTheLakeLife
#MomBod
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Had some arts and crafts time today! Modified my
@EdmontonOilers
jersey with some
@PrideTape
!
#YouCanPlay
🏳️🌈🏒🥅
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Best husband ever!!
@mikegulseth
surprised me at work (after planning it with my boss) to take me out TO MEET KELLY BUCHBERGER!!
Thank you Bucky and
@ProAmSports
for making this girl’s dream come true!
And hey, I didn’t pee my pants!! But I still have butterflies!
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For some reason my youngest daughter has been singing “I like big butts” all day... 🤷🏻♀️
Don’t worry, I’ve used tons of sunscreen and keep reapplying!
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Tonight we welcomed our new baby after a gruelling 9 minutes of deliberation!
But seriously, this fell on our lap for a steal of $500! 😱 How can you say no?!
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I can’t even remember the last time I took a selfie, but now that I did, if I don’t post it, did I really even take it?
Off to celebrate Robbie Burns day! 🏴
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Delete your account.
Does a possible solution in Edmonton involve trading Leon Draisaitl?
@timandsid
discuss whether the Oilers should capitalize on Draisaitl's trade value.
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The Pfizer is in me!!! 🎉🙌
My pharmacist was adorable he said, “you’re sure excited for this!” And asked me, “shall I give you the big needle or the small one?” And I replied, “whatever you’re willing to give me, so long as I get the vaccine!”
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A coworker told me that “maybe” he made the wrong decision for who he voted for. This affects him because his daughter has Crohn’s.
He told me next, “go ahead, say ‘I told you so’”
I said, “no, you made your decision, now we all have to live with it, sorry it now hurts you too”
Dessert. You see
@shandro
+
@jkenney
my Crohn’s isn’t in remission which = steroids. The vitamins are to protect my bones from how harsh prednisone is. This is what thousands of Albertans will be having for dessert if biosimilar takes them out of remission.
#stoptheswitch
#ableg
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Because I'm a sucker for punishment. This is my mom bod progress:
Two months thus far
2 pant sizes down
15 lbs lost never to be found again!
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Today needs a little more 🥰👊 in it!
My favorite Oilers player of all time: Mr. Kelly Buchberger!
Happy game one for BoA!
#LetsGoOilers
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You live in Alberta
You should expect snow in July for fuck sakes! Relax people.
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I am quite sad and disheartened that
@EdmontonOilers
have never gone to this extent yet for their
#Pride
nights.
I would buy up a jersey like this in a HEARTBEAT for my Oil. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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#NewProfilePic
because really, I kinda wish this WAS my wedding dress!
Hashtag model for hire! 😂👰🏻
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Merry Christmas from our family to yours! 🎄
May you have a wonderful holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and a healthy dose of relaxation!
Most of you deserve at least that! Smarten up the rest of you!
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If you get new glasses and you don’t selfie, did you even get new glasses?
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I very often feel so loved & today especially: thank you!
We’re sitting on our front patio enjoying some bevies currently with many beautiful (and the annoying) stories of my mommy! Celebrating her life in the best way I know!
Cheers to you, Mom!
Don’t worry, I’ll drink yours!
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When you’re 32 but pretend you’re young!
Channeling my inner Gwen Stefani today
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Done and done people!
My grand total for
@HairMassacureNA
was $1665.00 raised!!! Thank you!
#NoHairDontCare
http://t.co/XadPhSRJ9U
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When you wait, you selfie - duh!
I’d also like to note, this is he first time I’ve worn makeup in over a week and the first time I’ve worn lipstick in months! 👄
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New swim suits come at the end of summer.. and I’m not going to pools anytime soon (if they’re even open) so twitter, you get it! 😂👙
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I have never had a pair of glasses that I’ve liked more! So duh, I selfie’d. 🤓
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So my new avi was from a picture I posted on Instagram! Live it up y’all! 😂
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I used to want the ability to "like" avi's, but now with the
#NewProfilePic
I find it kinda obnoxious!
{posts new profile pic}
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I really haven’t selfie’d in a while. So here, have one.
I know, I’m just as shocked as you!
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My oldest stood up in front of the whole elementary and parents/guardians to emcee the assembly today.
Alex has anxiety but that won’t hold her back! Also, please note her outfit choice of bow tie too 😉
#BellLetsTalk
#EndTheStigma
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Wore my “Don’t worry, beER happy” shirt today! And I’m so ready for a cold one! Happy Friday, friends!
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Cassie as a hockey player: amazing and I loved her!!
Cassie as a commentator: I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with her, and I usually find SOMETHING I agree with every commentator.
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Hope the
@EdmontonOilers
can keep this strong lead to deliver a win as easily as my cooler can deliver my drink!
Thank you
@Molson_Canadian
and
@Zebra37Rob
!!
#Cheers
#LetsGoOilers
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Before I add 18 layers of clothing, but after I added 17 layers of makeup and hair product.
#ThisIsMyFace
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Ps, I got my hairs did and chopped off a bunch this week! And can’t believe I didn’t share: obviously before is the messy length! 💇🏻♀️💁🏻♀️
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I found out my daughter had to pick an MLA to do a school project on and of course I was over the moon when I found out she picked
@JanisIrwin
!
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I live in Canada; I have never had a snow day. You just go to school.
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I would take any McDavid vs Crosby argument a thousand times over any McDavid vs Matthews argument.
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YOU GUYS! I just found this picture of my (late) mom and
@RonMacLeanHTH
and she's so freaking happy - I'm crying!
cc:
@ginny_jenny
@Middle_Sister1
❤️
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I am disgusted with how many people are trying to defend Kadri. He is a dirty player who hip checked a player in the head into the boards.
That’s not a hockey play.
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Can we please take a moment to appreciate how freaking long my hair is?! I mean, I’m in desperate need of a cut, but still!
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Connor McDavid “I don’t know, I felt good all day. I had a good nap.”
What a good nap can do for you! You’re preaching to the choir, Connor!
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I get incredibly nervous at interviews luckily this 1 was my easiest yet! You're looking at a Lifestyle Coordinator!
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When looking for a phone number last night this slipped out of the address book.
Liv saw it and said that I had such long hair then!
My twin, my momma. 💗
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Today I pulled out a purse that had one of my lipsticks in it, so I put it on! The end. 💄
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Happy game six Oilers family! We have a set up in the garage for playoff hockey!!
#OilersRollCall
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Oof! It has been almost 9 whole years since my dad passed.
My coworker called me “a smart cookie” today, and I started to cry because that’s what he used to call me.
Grief does not care how long or how short it has been; the grief wave can crash into you at anytime.
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What a nice and clean beaver!
Today, we rescued a beaver from a storm water treatment facility. At our wildlife hospital, its cuts and bruises were treated and it had a good bath. When it recovers its strength and natural oils that make its fur water-resistant, it will be released in proper beaver habitat.
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I washed AND curled my hair to go over to a friends house tonight; but I will also be going in the comfiest of clothing.
{my onesie is packed for later. 😉}
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Thank you SO MUCH
@CFSnowbirds
! We watched from our roof, and you did not disappoint!
#Snowbirds
#Yeg
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Y'all get a free one: I sometimes do what everyone else is doing because it looks like fun! 😂
Okay, like away!
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Got caught in the rain, get your wet t-shirt comments in while ya can!
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Because when you change your picture, we now like to shove it down your throat with the hashtag
#NewProfilePic
. 😂💁🏻♀️
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When you just don't give a fuck anymore and cook in your swimsuit because it's too bloody hot. 👙💁🏻
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I haven't REALLY dressed myself up for Halloween since kids, so this year I'm taking that back!
#DayOfTheDead
💀
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20 years ago today I met this baby-faced
@mikegulseth
and he won me over by cooking a steak and potatoes dinner over the campfire and giving me beers. The exact same way he continues to win me over even now. 🥰❤️
(pictures one week after we met)
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