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Takwirawo private car along Chiremba road tiri 3 women tichisvika paOk mart shasha picked up his wife. Madam just got in and said askana dzorerwai mari yenyu mudzuruke 😫😫😭🤣🤣
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Handidi kukunyeperai the ordinary Zimbo out there ari kuremerwa nelife. Some scenes are just heartbreaking 😭💔💔💔.
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I do not understand football but what i do understand is this man is so humble & has a heart of gold.
Sadio Mane 💛🙏🏿
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Rest in peace Morgan Tsvangirai ,kuno takuwara nemabible verse 🙏
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The kindest thing that happened to me today .
There is a couple that sells snacks by 4th so I buy from them .We usually chat a bit so they asked me kuti sis munoita nezvei I told them I do chickens & they ordered 2.I delivered them Saturday & they were like huyai nadzo titengese.
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Chamisa ndiye ega mukomana wandakwanisa kuita zuva rese ndakamirira ndisina kuramwa 😍💛💛
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A petition to get
@twoshadee
on fenty beauty and fenty skin care. I dont care what yalls say i just want my little girl to look at her on a poster or in a magazine and say mama this girl is absolutely beautiful.
@fentybeauty
@fentyskin
you need this girl ❤️❤️❤️
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As a single mom i understand that kushorwa hakuna kutangira pandiri and hazvina kutanga naShadaya.Kubva kare zviripo and that hasn’t stopped me & other single moms from living .We don’t have to go above and beyond to prove a point cause nobody cares ,we are still parents-
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Guys 😭😫this man who sells flowers paAfrica Unity Square offered me flowers when I was passing by & I said no bvanditi ‘Hmmn ibvapa iwe unotoramba kunge wakambo mapiwa’ 😫😫😭😭💀
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I remember fasting for a job zvekusvika pakufainter nenzara ndiri kugomo rekuDomboshava 😭😭😭😂😂
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The way people sing along to Mugove by Zhakata everytime the dj drops it at Eclipse unonyatsoona wega kuti yah vanhu vakaremerwa.
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'Hey babe, i am going to be busy today but i do hope you' ll have a great day. Talk to you later.'
Is this hard? 😩😩
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Hear me out guys
An angel paid me a visit today ,he got 100 chickens from me and asked me to donate them to any children’s home of my choice .Not only that but they want to bless this kind couple with a gift to top up their business..This year alone I have seen God 😭😭🙏
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Minutes before Rick Ross comes on stage, 'woye woyeeeee mambo' 🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️
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Lamiez and Khuli have their own kind of love ,they built it according to their own terms .You have to try build yours according to your own terms .Don’t come up with expectations and standards out of other people’s love stories .This is not a fairytale ,this is real life babey
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I ate 3 of my daughters marshmallows and i left 2. Sis knows its me but she can't confront me 🙁😂, the way she is staring at her two marshmallows then me ahhh 🤣😂😂😂😩
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My mum’s friends from church came over to see her so I avoided going to say hie ,minutes later I said to lil missy enda unotarisa kuti vaenzi vaenda here tibude 🤣🤣.Sis went & said to my mum ‘gogo hanzi naMai Mikaela vaenzi vaenda here tibude’ 😤😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭
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Can’t even trust Zim men to go to war for us ,they would quickly switch and start praising the enemy ‘Makuruwani ndimika chibaba chehondo’ apa tichifa 😭😭
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i believe that
@twoshadee
would make a perfect model for fenty beauty and fenty skin products. I believe she can be of great influence in raising awareness in Africa & Zimbabwe. Not forgetting that sis is beautiful ❤️.I mean look at her 🔥🔥🔥
@fentybeauty
@fentyskin
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Pane dzabuditsa $360 as proof of not being broke bvadzanzi mari yako haikwane kana mombe yehumai 😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
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Blessed are those who do not have a family member addicted to drugs .Makaropafadzwa
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There’s this lady I met on Thursday in town ,she had lots of bags and she was crying vachiti vabirwa mari so she didn’t have any money for transport . I gave her $2 and guess what today I met her again and she used the same statements to me 🤦🏾♀️😂😂. Ndaseka ini
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When I was waitressing at this joint in Harare I went through some really humiliating and humbling experiences. There was a day I served this group of friends and when it was time to pay the bill the mbinga of the group threw the money in my face😭.A customer from another table
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After telling him that you are stressed because you are $100 short of rent money he then responds 'Hmmnn aya ndoma1 aya babey' 😩 😫😫😭😆😣
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To those asking if I got the job no I didn’t, the funny thing about life is that you will pray for certain things but God will answer with something totally different. Plus pakunamata hapadi uchiudza Mwari zvekuita ,he is God for a reason. We make plans but he makes decisions.
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Accept the ring in public ,throw it to his face in private .
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This girl at groove yesterday akanzi 'iwe usaunze feminism dzako kudoro rausina kutenga' 😢😢💀😩🚮
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Dated this guy for 6 months and only found out he was married when his wife walked in on me ndiri mukitchen ndichibika 😭😭😭😩. Men 🚮
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My friend pranked her boyfriend with a i think we need a break text & nigga responded with a taura hako & blocked her 😆😆😆😩🤦🏿♀️.
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Wandirota here? One if the silliest questions ever asked 😂😂😂
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Woke up with puffy eyes cause I cried a lot last night ,the cab driver that took me home kept on asking ‘tete marohwa here tiende kupolice?’.😔😔
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Holy Ten just wanted to divert the attention from Winky D’s album to his .He is sick 😏,I know it’s business & art but kamboko kamfana aka .
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I just received a veryy strange call from a woman who wants to know why my number is saved as ‘Mukai Chickens’ in her boyfriend’s phone 🤦🏾♀️. I struggled to control myself paanga achipopota 😂😂🤣
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Dzangova nharo kurega kupa vana mazita ekuti Nhamoinesu, Nhamodzenyika 😑😑. Chinyika ndeche kushaya chino 😩
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Kuronga kwavo havo Mwari but no parent wants to bury their child first 💔😭.
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I became genuinely happy as a single mom the moment I become accountable for my own mistakes & the sudden realisation that I could have done better but my choices put me on the spot .Dusted myself up and I was like yea momma let’s do this
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There’s a guy wepano who contacted me via wa saying he wanted someone to come clean his place and do laundry today . I linked him up with one of the ladies ,she got there na6.00am agreed time and he sent her back because he thought it’s me who does the cleaning. Guys 😔💔
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Disney will never be able to replace Johnny Depp, man carried Captain Jack Sparrow with grace. Nomatter what he will always be dearly beloved Jack Sparrow. Pirates of the Caribbean is a sinking ship without him.
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3 months ago i started doing broiler chickens & i am so happy with the results.These are my chickens weighing 2.4-2.6-7 kgs per bird. The goal is to do this on a large scale through your support. My next batch will be out in 2-3 weeks @$6 per bird. Please help me by RT
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Harare men kutongomuti its over akutoti bho one less problem 😂😂😂.. Kana wanga wakateya kunyengererwa zvatovharana 🚮😂😂😂😩
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One thing I noticed and learnt about Shadaya is that he brings hard ,brutal facts straight to your face ,be it right or wrong .What he says or topics he chooses to pick on usually stir up emotions that sometimes people don’t respond using facts but insults.
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Been dating this guy for 7 months and today he asked me why I don't have a boyfriend 😩😩😩😩😫🥴🥴
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You guys retweeted my work &
@pauline_vimbai
believed in me & I am so grateful.
I’m so proud
Just look at her 😻😻
Get this look ladies
Dm/app only on 0783703025 🙏
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A rare picture of 'go play with your younger brother nicely outside' 🤭🤣🥺
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I wish I could hug Fadzi Mahere ,I know behind closed doors she breaks down sometimes 😔😔. Such a fighter ,thank you so much Fadzai you deserve all the flowers . 🙏
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I won’t lie I was a bit skeptical but when they called vachiti isai mucooler box 10 muuye nadzo I was like lemme just try. These guys sold all 10 and they were waiting nemari.I just lost it & broke down I was so overwhelmed.They kept on saying uri mwana wamai vedu kubatsirana 😭
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I want a mature adult relationship. No hidden agendas, just love & good vibes 🫶🏾🥰
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Used to date a guy with this kinda energy and iniwo ndaibva ndaita manyemwe.The way I would grind on him ,we both loved Work by Riri ,dude really payed attention to my body movements kani 🔥🔥.Kuda kwauri ikoko ndinoti Eureka Eureka 🤣🤣
If you are my man and you do this kuJamtree i am leaving you there and going home😂😂😂
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Vokupa mota nemari vapedza vobva vatanga kudanana nemukadzi wako 😭😭😭😭😩😩
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Went on a date and all he talked about was he will never give his all because he was finessed by his ex .I talk a lot but ndakasvika pakuzorora 🤦🏾♀️😂🤣 it was like every topic I tried to bring up led to his ex 🥴.So I just sat there & allowed him to vent 🤦🏾♀️
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They got engaged 2 years ago and last week he got married to the love of his life 🥺🥺, leaving her with a engagement ring and memories 😔😔.. Guys ka
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Wakwira durawall bho without making any noise ,unlocking the door without making triggering sounds ,wakutoti rega uvhure door repa bedroom wonzwa ‘eh varidzi vemba madzoka ka’😭😭😭😂😂😭
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Noise inoitwawo neEatnlick iri along Robert Mugabe so ka 😒😒😰
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Goodmorning Zwitter .
So I was thinking you guys could help me locate a opharnage/individuals who are taking care of kids in or out of Harare who need the donation most .lets tap into this blessing together guys ,I have chickens ,mumwewo oti upfu,mumwe sugar.Lets end this year
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I sent my niece kutuckshop to go get me airtime and two 14yr old boys chased her back home and took the money . She came back crying with bruised knees cause she fell,soon as she got back I took a broom & went after the two boys .They won’t be bullying any girl ever again 🚮😒
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Small talk with vendors makes me realize much single mommas work to put food on the table for their families. This good sis of mine sleeps pana fourth parank ,she only goes home during weekends.I asked her kuti ko chando and she said ‘chando futi mainini vana vako vazodyei’ 😭💔
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James adhumanisa paKFC along Chiremba rd the girl you left asara achifainter 😭😟
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After showing him a dress which I labeled my christmas gift he quickly said 'manje unoritenga nei zvausiri kuenda kubasa, wototengesa kawig kako one ka' 😩😂😂😂😩.. How can a man be this slow? 😥😥😫
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I want this guy to win so bad because he has shown me how good things come to people who embrace who they are & where they come from. He has shown how hard work pays off ,he has built a brand & a name that will never be erased.Most of all he loves momma .Well done bro 🙏👏🏿
Got to an event where a mbira band led by 2 Zimbabwean guys was playing. I asked for the Djembe😂😂😂😂😂
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So the fact that Tinopona Katsande is selling eggs has you assuming kuti arohwa nenhamo?😏😏😏
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Once in a while my daughter calls me by my name and starts laughing 😂then I get a ‘saka uri mama here iwewe Mukai?’.In my head I’m like shamwari ka dai waiziva kuti skiri iri rairovesa sei ka 😹😹😹
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This guy at groove telling the girls at his table not to take pictures of themselves with madrinks.. Hanzi you want to feel good with whose money 😩😩😩💀.. Get likes on IG with whose flex 🤣🤣🤣
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Hi
@MudiwaHood
,my name is Mukai Mudzamiri im a young woman based in Harare. Im inviting you to a Valentines dinner im hosting on 18.02.22 at Wing Wah Restaurant from 4pm-8pm as my special guest
The dinner is running under the theme Connected with Love.
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My daughter’s friend gave her this toy gun & amana we have suffered,tiri kungoti tikagara gara tonzi hands up ,sit down😂😂😂😂.
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Someone there by KVG’s quotes said ‘summer body muhondo ino?’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.I’m weak 😭😭😭🤦🏾♀️
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Tichango muka tichiudzwa kuti Holy Ten ave deputy minister wekuMusic & Percussion bands 😆😆💀
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Goodmorning guys ,I have 75 chickens (dressed) that I am selling for $5 each .I am based in Harare and I’m doing deliveries on Wednesday in town .Please help me reach out to customers on your TLs by retweeting .Those interested please do contact me via dm/wa on 0783703025
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If you want to see what love is enda kuHarare Gardens,spend time wakagara hako pane any chicken inn joint you will nyatso see cute couples beaming with happiness. A life that’s not controlled by do’s and don’ts,just pure bliss ,no pictures for gram just giggles .
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Neighbor vabatwa kuti vane girlfriend,the wife is screaming all sorts ‘kuitwa elder kuchurch kuti muite chih*re’ ,did he not say ‘zvenyama zvinei nemweya’ 😹😹😹😭😭😭
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I called my my mum around 7am to speak with lil missy before school and mum gave her the fone and she said ‘tiri busy Mai Miky’ & she hung up 😩😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
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My mum just called and she is fuming 😂😂 miss Mikaela vazora havo ka new puppy bottle rese revaseline.Hanzi huya utore zvako mwana wako 😂😂😂💀
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This generation of 30 yr olds still look like they 18-25 😂
Lemme 👀 the 30 and up crew
Drop a pic 📸 and age
… I’ll go first
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Hi guys .
So I am making cute Ankara tops and this is my second attempt.I am based in Harare and wrap tops on different designs and colors are available. They are going for $8 ,I will be showing you more of my work but for now clap hands for me 😂😂🤭.
For orders please DM .
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I got my little girl a bicycle,she really wanted it .when she wakes she goes to check it kuti riripo and there is this smile on her face that melts my heart 🥹🥹😊🥰
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Got angry and told him to leave me tf alone and its been 4hrs ari zii 😩😩😩.achaita sorry nguvai ?
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Problem yenyu ndeyekuti you always think kuti your type munhu anogona kumatchesa butsu, Jean netshirt ozvinyika muperfume, odriver mota 😂😂😂. Your type is supposed to make you happy, make you feel loved and appreciated.Zve mix and match ibonus 😂😂😂
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I don’t know maybe kusara hangu but izvi hazviite pamunhu wechirume,unosiirei nyama dzako dziri pachena like this ? Kuda kuwonekwa nani ?minyatso yese panze kuti zviite seiko do better gents ah do better
Sunny days and the year end fatigue are here. 😅. A cruel summer is coming!
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