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I am just a clown on the inside because the makeup and outfits look ridiculous. Comedy, movies, M.A🥋 etc. Daily quotes. 🐒✌❤

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@KUNGFEW1
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2 years
If I fall I will pick myself back up. If I fail I will try again. If punched I will block. If loved I will love back. If no one should love me then I will love myself. ✌❤
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3 years
@fuzzcat @callmetony808 All the other cats desperately trying to make it to this birthday party. 👇
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3 years
@RastaRedpill Mein hart is so happy ze good people of zee wurld will accept our great reset where day vill own nussing and be happy! 🤗
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2 years
@NoContextBrits BRITS BE LIKE: TISSEW
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@Not_the_Bee How I imagine communist countries eat breakfast.
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1 year
@BoundingComics He requests an apology from Eric July? 😂
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2 years
@dorion55 @HumansNoContext You'll have to excuse my brother, he's not had a girlfriend since he was darted in the jungle.🤷🏻‍♂️
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3 years
@TopicThunderPDC I haven't been a gamer since the old PS2 days but I am amazed how much more money they milk out of gamers today with all the little add ons for extra.
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8 months
Happy Caturday to the legendary @TonyTodd54 and his beautiful cats! 🐈❤
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1 year
@NoContextBrits I don't climb any mountains that don't have a wifi cafe at the top!
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2 years
@thatstarwarsgrl Disney doesn't want to have to buy all of those empty movie theatre seats again that was exhausting!
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11 months
@SurveyCompareUS If it sounds too good to be true ...
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3 years
@palpasheev @ImWhiteWTF While I don't agree that everyone should I very much appreciate you standing up and saying what everyone pretty much believed less than 2 years ago, thank you. ✌❤
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2 years
@historyinmemes The movie Strange Brew had the greatest MGM lion intro ever. 😂
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2 years
@sarahnferris OMG she must have been sobbing into her taxpayer funded Prada purse that poor thing! 😭
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2 years
@NoContextBrits The day my family and friends quit Facebook is the day I can happily quit checking it out ten minutes once a month.
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3 years
@Castaa @TheMarieOakes It's not illegal to have Covid or not want a vaccine, It's illegal to drive intoxicated and that is a dumb comparison anyway, these mandates aren't law because they would immediately be struck down as unconstitutional.
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2 years
@elonmusk Elon please remember those who push censorship NEVER call it that word, especially people like Yoel Roth and the ADL who btw have NO business deciding what speech is allowed.
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2 years
@Variety It's not a pay gap in a job where salaries are negotiated on box office draw, or didn't daddy mention that to Bryce when raising her to be a spoiled princess?
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2 years
@NoContextBrits "Goth Juice...The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith." - The Mighty Boosh 🤟
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3 years
@RealJamesWoods They don't know what regret is, they are too blinded with hatred to even have such a revelation.
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6 months
Kung Few quote of today is: "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns ✌❤ Happy Tuesday! Yes it is my birthday, thank you to everyone for the kind words. 🙏 I love all of you and you're making this monkey misty eyed it's embarrassing! 🙈 🐒❤
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2 years
@Harry__Faulkner Daddy would be so proud!🤗
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3 years
@RockyMountViews @therecount @Schwarzenegger Unwanted Medical procedure coercion is also causing harm to other people is it not?
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3 years
@better2gether20 @SonOfGuire Fine, then you take the damn thing if it works so well and stop trying to force it on other people instead of calling anyone who believes in medical privacy and freedom a right wing Qanon supporter.
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2 years
@credenzaclear2 I love them both!❤ As to how mine feel about each other? Well let's just say they act like a married couple that loves to fight and makeup. 😂
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8 months
Name a bad ass female character...⚔👸❤
@4krazykatz
4krazykatz "Aaaannnnd... ACTION!"
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Name a badass female character...
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@KUNGFEW1
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6 months
Kung Few quote of today is: " It is better to light one candle of gratitude than to curse the darkness." - Confucius ✌❤ Happy Monday! Don't worry it will be over soon ha ha! 🐒
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9 months
Damn you Costco! Using delicious free samples to lure us in during the craziest shopping season of the year is a dirty trick! 😠 Well played. 🎅👍
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2 years
@kelly_neidert @SpamBeedop It's too bad she was allowed to escape her fate in that movie Babe.
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8 months
Coming soon! 🎬 The Good The Bad & The Monkey 🐒 Starring: Kung Few Monkey @TonyTodd54 Sherrif Candy @seankanan Deputy "Iron guts" Barnes @knowSmallParts Qeen Honey @imcorinnemec Outlaw Lauder @SirJeremyLondon Reverend Rat Introducing @tjwimz The A list kid "👍" - R. Ebert
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6 months
To my followers, especially the many followers my awesome cuz recently sent my way, I promise to FB all of you asap, I'm still having many technical issues and FB ratio limits I'm trying to fix. Thank you for your patience I never forget such acts of kindness! 🙏 🐒❤
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1 year
@BoundingComics Gal Gadot with the wild and crazy hot takes about good stories being more important than "the message."
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4 months
Currently reading: 👇 Check out all of @CoyHallBooks He is a writers writer and every previous book of his I've read so far has been a true adventure and I mean that! ✍ 🐐❤
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3 years
@callmetony808 @fuzzcat That's what they want you to think!
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11 months
@TonyTodd54 George Romero invented the modern day zombie film with this masterpiece and imo it still holds up as one of the greatest zombie movies ever made. 🧟‍♂️❤
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4 months
Just finished re-watching The Rock with Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery, and @TonyTodd54 giving another extremely enjoyable scene stealing performance. 👏😎
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1 year
Tony Todd is the best voice to play Venom and the only one I ever want to hear in that role. @TonyTodd54 Every role you're given you make it your own! 🔥🐐
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@ginacarano Nobody has the right to use violence in protests. If the rule of law didn't only apply to only one side NONE of this would be happening today.
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5 months
Awwe found this puppy picture of my mini Mogwai Trevor. 🙊❤
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2 years
@cwt_news I guarantee you the biggest threat to the IRS would be a flat tax that would make them mostly obsolete.
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@QTRBlackGarrett How dare you stand up for freedom! Human resources is going to stop you! 😮
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4 months
Kung Few quote of today is: "The day you were born was the first day I realized why I was." - S. Fortior ✌❤ My daughter graduated today with honors after earning seven scholarships. The only old fat pic of me you will see on here but it's a happy memory. I ❤ all of you. 🫂
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1 year
Kung Few quote of today is: "Speak your heart. If they don't understand, the message was never meant for them anyway." - Prince ✌❤
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3 years
@jordanbpeterson @MikhailaAleksis Kind of like this Dr. Peterson.
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1 year
@TheQuartering If there's a next life I don't think this coward is going to enjoy it there.
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1 year
@PrisonPlanet Re education? Where in history have I heard this before? 🤔
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7 months
@RobinMBernstein I loved this beautiful song since first hearing it as a 80s kid, it was so real and from the heart set to beautiful vocals and rhythm. My old man had a problem with the bottle too, she helped me feel not so alone in that as a kid. I will always have much love for Tracy.❤
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@ThatLurieGuy @TonyTodd54 First off, thank you for working in animal rescue. 🙏❤ Secondly, someone please get Tony to spill the beans on who this adorable co star of his was in Vampire in Vegas. 🐱❤
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3 years
@TheCriticalDri2 6. Buy off most critics and every mainstream review site like Rotten Tomatoes to praise every crappy major studio release with a terrible audience score.
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2 years
@GroovyBruce I totally respect your position on this one Bruce that's why I just pilfer things from your trash, I respect you actor boy! 👊
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2 years
@libsoftiktok So I like took down all of my toilet spy cams and just stormed out of there furious!
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2 years
@TheCriticalDri2 Almost all of the people involved in Star Trek now apparently think it's some sort of a brag to imitate the Borg collective.
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5 months
To: @MathewModine @Lionsgate @FMJDiary I received my prize this Saturday and I cannot thank all of you enough! To the always great Matthew Modine and everyone else, I am humbled, honored, and forever grateful. 👋🐒 🙏❤
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2 years
My daughter's cat Charlie Bucket lol, he's been biting her hard for play but afraid of most men except me. I love you Charlie Bucket but Noooobody hurts my kid! We gonna do some training together ya knucklehead.😂 🐱❤
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5 months
I won! 🥳❤ I love this movie and I love it's cast! Please follow and support the legendary Matthew Modine, and everyone else tagged here. ❤🤗
@MatthewModine
Matthew Modine
5 months
Congrats to @KUNGFEW1 , winner of the signed Walmart Exclusive SteelBook edition of CUTTHROAT ISLAND from @Lionsgate ! Please DM your mailing address to @FMJDiary and we'll get this right out to you. Thanks! New #ModineMonday contest shortly! And it's a good one!
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4 months
I will be taking a little time for myself to attend to things at home but I will see you all soon and thank you all for your support, prayers, and kindness. 🐒❤
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2 months
The Beekeeper (2024) This movie was great entertainment and non stop action Jason Statham keeps bringing it! 🔥🐝 (He pronounces it Bee keepah.) 😉 Amazon Prime basic.
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2 years
@againstgrmrs I have yet to meet anyone from my grade school that said they really missed out because they weren't lectured enough about sexuality by their teachers.
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4 months
You deserve a break today! 🐒❤
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8 months
Kung Few quote of today is: "Everybody spread the word "Were gonna have a celebration All across the world In every nation It's time for the good times Forget about the bad times, oh yeah" - Unknown ✌❤ Much love, party on, drive safe! 🥳🍸 Thanks for the best 2023 ever! 🐒🫂
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@il0venostalgia Just one.😳
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@ThatUmbrella Taylor Lorenz is what I'd call a neo Yellow journalism specialist.
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2 years
@TheQuartering As if the mall wasn't lame already.
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11 months
@TonyTodd54 Happy freaky Friday the 13th to you too Tony Todd! You've done so many great horror movies Halloween is also Tony Todd month for me and tonight I will be watching this classic in your catalog. 🧟‍♂️❤
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2 years
@ChurlishPhil @PATPmovie @AmandaMilius The only reason I couldn't watch Amanda's amazing movie twice is because it angered me so much the first watch, but everyone needs to see it at least once.
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@TheQuartering That's going to be a lot of bedsheet cleaning bills Elon.😳
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2 years
@EthanVanSciver Why do they hate gingers so much??? Bunch of creepy weirdos.
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9 months
Most iconic moment in TV history for me? Cobra Kai team up episode!🔥🥋
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𝗔𝗺𝘆 𝗞𝗼𝘁𝗼, 𝗧𝗩 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹
9 months
Most iconic moment in TV history? LOST
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1 year
@bertkreischer Mark Hamill would be pretty awesome, I'm pretty sure you met him right?
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1 year
@TPostMillennial Nothing like being lectured from the Epstein island sexual assault club that is apparently above all laws.
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Kung Few quote of today is: "Know who you are. Know your worth. Never allow anyone to play with your heart, disrespect you, or take you for granted. Love yourself first." - Unknown ✌❤ Happy Thursday beautiful world! 👋🐒
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Kung Few quote of today is: "One does not walk into the forest and accuse the trees of being off-center, nor do they visit the shore and call the waves imperfect. So why do we look at ourselves this way?" - Tao Te Ching ✌❤ A beautiful Sunday to you all. 🐒
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3 years
@puddles_ow @TheBabylonBee Looks like the same footage of politicians saying there wouldn't be any mandates or tracking of people. 🤷‍♂️
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Kung Few
10 months
I order each and every one of you to have a great Saturday today or this Raccoon will not be allowed in my hot tub party! 🙏🦝 He's counting on you! ✌❤ 😉
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2 years
@pearlythingz I've never known one man ever in my life that said yeah the wife pissed me off so I'm not having sex with her for a week, on the other hand married women at work have told me....😒
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Kung Few quote of today is: "The smile of a daughter is the secret purpose of every father." - Unknown ✌❤ Happy Birthday to my beloved daughter and soon to be college graduate with honors.👩‍🎓 I don't have the words kid, in my darkest times you kept me going I'm so proud of you!
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Kung Few quote of today is: "Confidence is not 'they will like me'. Confidence is I'll be fine if they don't." - Unknown ✌❤ Happy Saturday everyone! May it be a great one for all! 👋🐒
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5 months
Give me your wallet and that pizza now! Wait...is that pineapple on there? Just the wallet do it fast!
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2 years
@alexstein99 Blah blah blah, you're not getting them, trying to destroy the 2nd amendment is to use your words a insurrection against the nation, now go thank your armed security for protecting your hypocrisy at all costs.
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14 years old Freshman year with my long outdated L.A Gear. 😂
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5 months
That gorilla was like damn this human really turned the tables! 🙈😂 🦍❤
@landofthe80s
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The Hulk was having no part of this gorillas shenanigans. #Hulk
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@Nerdrotics George Lucas watching Disney fail after they threw out his scripts while collecting large royalty checks.
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2 years
@AwakenWithJP But... but.. Stephen Colbert told me....🤯
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9 months
Kung Few quote of today is: "The inner self is the true self. In order to realize our true self we must be willing to live without being dependent upon the opinion of others." - Bruce Lee 1970 ✌❤
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8 months
@Gibboanxious I nominate I'm gonna get you sucka!
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2 years
@TheCriticalDri2 Starring random evil straight white guy as Doctor Hetronormative!
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Kung Few Book Review: The Promise of Plague Wolves: (2023) Coy Hall In 1600s Austria plagues are ravaging the land, a new mysterious occult plague brings unprecedented terror. Famous occultist Dorian Toth and his trusty Dog embark on a epic journey to stop it. 5/5⭐ loved it!🔥
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8 months
Follow the amazing Dr. Robelyn! A true champion who is wonderful and kind! 🐒❤
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@RGPhD
Dr. Robelyn Garcia
11 months
Happy #NJCAADay !! @DodgeCityCC gave me my 1st College Scholarship to play Basketball, Softball and Run Cross Country. I am forever in their debt for the life-changing opportunity! @GoConqsWBB @DC3Softball @GoConqsTFXC #MillionReasonsWhy @NJCAA #NJCAA
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Currently starting my next literary adventure with: The Promise of Plague Wolves. If you haven't checked out @CoyHallBooks yet and you do, you'll understand quickly why I praise this mans writing so often on here. 🐺 🤌🔥
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3 months
Getting my jam on with old friends and great music. 🐵 🍻
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2 years
@Seranth0ny @libsoftiktok What you never heard of belly button balls? 😳
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