Stand-up comedian and actor from Canada. Self-proclaimed “Man Mountain of Comedy” also I play Squirrely Dan on Letterkenny. bt
@comedyrecords
.ca for bookings
Yesterday I married my best friend, the stunningly beautiful
@maresaquinn
. She has made my life better from the moment she entered it and I can honestly say I wouldn’t be where I am without her. I’m thrilled she has joined my family and I’m honoured to be a part of hers.
So Karen’s are trying to say that Karen is the new K-word and that it is more offensive then the N-word which is literally the most Karen thing they could do.
I got called a “Self-hating Cracker” yesterday. If you think that being against racism is anti-white, that says way more about you than it does about me.
#BlacklivesMaters
#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
751 unmarked graves. Apologies are useless at this point, the Canadian government, the church, the RCMP all need to be held accountable for the parts they played in this.
I’m loving wearing my mask everywhere. I kind of look like a fat Cobra Trooper and it’s harder to recognize me so no one comes up to me on the streets and yells PENIS anymore.
I took my girlfriend to waltdisneyworld and I came home with a fiancée. I love you
@maresaquinn
and these last 3 years have been the best of my life, let’s make a lifetime of memories together. @ Walt Disney World
I’m 40 today so I’m celebrating my old man status with an old school legend. Tonga Fifita, whether you call him Haku, Meng, King Haku or King Tonga, has always been one of my favourite wrestlers, and is probably the most legit bad ass in wrestling history.
I can’t believe I have to say this again, I am done with jokes towards myself and especially my fiancée about “butt stuff” or “does she pays attention to your butts holes”. This is disrespectful to us both and will not be tolerated, if you make these jokes, you will get blocked.
Meet Moose everybody, he is a sweet baby boy who lives on my chest now. We are over the moon to have him join our little family. The bunnies are even coming around to him.
On IG today a guy commented on one of my posts that he was going to stop following me for a while because he was tired of my t-shirt posts and he wants me to do something different.
So I blocked him.
My page is my page, if you don’t like it, keep scrolling.
Yesterday we said goodbye to my father,
@Rodnan201
for the last time. He was at home, with Mom when he took his final breath. He was a wonderful father and I will miss him forever. There is never enough time in this life and I wish I got to hug him one more time. Rest In Peace
It's back! An all-new six-pack of
@LetterkennyProb
premieres October 11! Plus, production on another season begins this summer. Get the details at
@thelede_ca
This is my
@AlexaBliss_WWE
&
@WWEBrayWyatt
shirt from
@wweshop
. I’ve been a fan of Wyatt so long I remember when they let him use his real last name, I’m talking pre-Husky Harris. Alexa has gone from throwing glitter to throwing fireballs, both have been really great in this run
Glad we can finally talk about it, after over a year apart it has been great to get back to work on
#Letterkenny
. I have had so many COVID tests I can smell colour now
Me and
@travisbrowneMMA
were catching up on
@LetterkennyProb
last night and heard my name come out of the mouth of squirrely Dan! No joke I actually screamed 😱 fucking love that show
Americans keep telling me to “stick to Canadian politics” Well asshole, we have right wing idiots up here too trying to role back abortion. Maybe do some research before you open your stupid mouth.
I’ve decided in 2021 I’m going to show off my giant t-shirt collection by posting a pic every day. I’m excited so I’m starting early with my classic Macho Man shirt. I can’t remember if this is from
@80stees
or
@ShopWWE
but the glasses and bandana are from a Halloween costume
Just because we talk about something on
@LetterkennyProb
doesn’t mean it’s polite conversation and it doesn’t give you a pass to be terrible. You don’t know me or my fiancée and you do not have permission to discuss the most personal and private aspects of our lives, grow up
I can’t even begin to fathom how the Ontario Conservatives can justify the gutting of my province. I wouldn’t piss on Doug Ford if he was on fire. If you support him, unfollow me and go fuck yourself.
Just performed for 4300 people at the Masonic Temple in Detroit with Letterkenny Live. Wow. Thank you Detroit, you’ve set the bar for this tour. That was an amazing show
The fact that Adamson BBQ was willing to accept support from White Nationalists tells me all I need to know about them. Fuck them and everyone supporting them.
Walked the red carpet at the Billboard music awards. Mostly interviewed about my pet pig, binge watching friends &
@LetterkennyProb
& my love for
@PanicAtTheDisco
haha ... id say it was a success 😂
A year ago we lost my father, it was the hardest day of my life. He used to tell me that when he passed he wanted this song to play at his funeral, but then he asked us not to have one. I love you Dad, this one’s for you via
@YouTube
Doug Ford is an embarrassment to the city of Toronto, the province of Ontario and the nation of Canada. The end of his term cannot come soon enough and shame on anyone who voted for him.
Happy Valentines Day to my beautiful wife
@maresaquinn
You are my best friend and the love of my life. Thank you for being you and helping me be a better me. I love you so much
If you are actually offended by the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” you have never actually listened to all of the lyrics and are a stupid fucking moron. Merry Christmas
The older I get the more impressive
@IAmJericho
is. He wrestles every week against guys in their prime, meanwhile the other day I banged my knee into the side of the bed and I’m pretty sure I died from that injury and my ghost is writing this tweet.
And to the people telling me it’s “my fault for being famous” or “well it’s the shows fault for talking about it” you are scumbags and wrong. There is a time and place for jokes, try exercising some decorum.
Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife
@maresaquinn
. I hope today is everything you want it to be, you deserve nothing but the best. I cannot express enough how you make everyday better just by being you. I love you more than peanut butter. Enjoy your day Gorgeous
My fiancée saw my tweet about our rabbit Beans yesterday and said “that’s such an old picture of him” then she promptly sent me 200 pictures of our rabbits
I *love*
@LetterkennyProb
. One of my only regrets of 2018 was that I almost got to cameo on the show... until my stupid heart started acting like an asshole. Fingers crossed I get called back next season!
#PitterPatter
I want to apologize to all the Letterkenny fans. With all that was going on a decision had to be made, and unfortunately we have to postpone the Letterkenny Live Tour until further notice. Thank you to everyone who…
New Yorkers may begin to see our officers with black mourning bands across their shields—and across their hearts. We wear these in quiet commemoration of our 27 brothers and sisters we’ve lost to
#COVID
.
Another way we honor our vow to
#NeverForget
.
If you think me blocking people is somehow denying there right to free speech, you’re an idiot. I didn’t kick them off the internet, I don’t agree with them so I am ignoring them, they don’t agree with me, they don’t have to see my posts. Win/win
Thanks to my fiancée
@maresaquinn
for arranging for me to meet a hero of mine tonight and a special shout out to
@jaredkeeso
for helping make it happen. Also one more thank you to
@ThatKevinSmith
I’d like to thank whoever made the bottle of teriyaki sauce that looks exactly like my bottle of no sugar added syrup for my disgusting pancake breakfast this morning.
Shopping with my girlfriend, she is trying on clothes in a change room and I am playing a round of “where do I stand in this AdditionElle to seem the least creepy”
Happy Birthday to my favourite person in the whole wide world, my gorgeous wife
@maresaquinn
. You make everything better just by being you and I couldn’t imagine a more perfect partner. Thanks for choosing me my beautiful babe 😍
This is my one of my
@ShinsukeN
shirts and my lucky hat. Why is a Nakamura Strong Style hat my lucky hat you ask? I was wearing this hat on Sept. 29 2016 when my future wife
@maresaquinn
saw me for the first time, opening for
@RonFunches
during
@JFL42
Paid suspensions do nothing to placate the situation. It’s a slap on the wrist, fire them and charge them with the crimes they commit. Nothing short of that is acceptable. Zero tolerance for police brutality.
I blocked two people for their comments on my Ford tweet yesterday. You don’t think entertainers should have opinions on politics? Than you don’t get to see my other posts. The other one was the guy who said he voted for him
Here’s a throwback picture of me &
@jaredkeeso
drying off after a dunk in the lake waaaay back in season 1. (They only had one size of robes in wardrobe)
We are going back out on the road! Get all the info at . Bad news, I have to miss 5 of the shows. Good news, I will be replaced on the shows by the incredible
@jacobtierney79
So now you can stop asking me when we’re going on tour again.
You know who’s going to be having a real tough time these next few weeks? Perverts.
“Hey Ted, aren’t you supposed to go down town today and masturbate in public?”
“What’s the point, no ones even out there anyway.”