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This was too specific to be a joke. Is everything okay? 🤣😭
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Can we all take a second and just deep this is all happening because black people wanted fair treatment. I don’t even know what to say
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Parliament square today
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Baby rubbing his bare shitty batty on the pasta and I know they still ate it
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So let me get this straight. The UK have provided over £1.4bn worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia, the Queen has a son who is wanted for questioning by the FBI for being a paedophile, but it's Meghan Markle's earrings you're worried about? You can only laugh at this point
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A report revealed Meghan Markle wore a pair of earrings gifted to her by the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed bin Salman, who was linked to the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi @Piersmorgan asks how that sits with her values? Let us know what you think👇
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According to my Mum this would’ve been her route just to get to school
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I don't know where these people get their confidence from 😂
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On today's episode of "The UK ain't racist"
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2020 Manchester 🥴
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That £3.99 McDonalds delivery fee might be the greatest healthy eating campaign ever because no way am I paying that
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There should be a 2 GCSEs minimum requirement to protest
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A demonstrator explaining why he's here today.
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Looks like Thomas Cook will join Woolworths JJB Sports Toys 'R Us Blockbuster as of companies I've been a manager of on my CV
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Surely the fact that Katie Hopkins has made a living from being an open racist should tell you that racism is still alive in the UK
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Having no earphones on a long journey
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My reaction the first time I saw letters being used in Math
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Student Finance think that if both your parents work then you're automatically a millionaire
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Shopping at Tesco without a Clubcard these days is criminal
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Believe me when I say we're living in the Book of Revelations
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Would you get a microchip implanted in your hand to replace your office entry pass?
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Not my daughter
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Okay. So what are thoughts on this ?????
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Michael when he saw Ovie get up and walk towards him after he started raising his voice at Anna #LoveIsland
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Remember the London Riots when they were arresting people over a year later from CCTV, I want that same energy from the government with all these racist scum tonight
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It pisses me off to know that people are hoarding food just to make meals that look like this
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Danica has been rejected by all her UCAS choices and now she’s rejecting clearing?
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If we lose London is gonna look like The Purge
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Must be the same Jamaica Drake is from
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I need someone to catch me up on Eastenders from the point where Syed was dating Christian so I’m ready for the special tomorrow
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I’ve seen this man at Wimbledon, Euros Final and now F1. Being rich must be nice
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Tom Cruise showed Lewis Hamilton some love after his British GP win. ❤️🏁 (🎥: @ESPNF1 )
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Danica is only entertaining Deji under The Equality Act 2010. She knows damn well she ain’t hiring black people for her salon
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4/20. The jobless will gather in Hyde Park today
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People in the UK have no cough etiquette whatsoever. Spreading bare particles in the air with no second thought
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If I went on Love Island everyone would think I was miserable. Stuff like having your suitcase on my bed and being on my bed in your outside clothes would vex me 😭😭
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The worst thing about having a 9-5 job is your body will not allow you to oversleep on the weekends. By 8am you’re awake
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Deleted all the delivery apps on my phone but now I’m ordering using my computer. I’m my own worst enemy
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I read the first sentence and thought GOV UK were on smoke 😂
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Anyone can get it. Anyone can spread it. Stay home. Protect the NHS. Save lives.
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You had to be there
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So apparently if you pay contactless money is taken out of your account...
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Last time we were in a recession, wings and chips went from £1 to £1.50. Dark times are coming
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UK has officially fallen into recession for first time in 11 years due to the impact of the coronavirus pandemic
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I feel bad for Anton because that was clearly a joke. Tommy and his big mouth went and told his girl with an even bigger mouth and now the whole villa knows. I HATE CHATTY PATTY PEOPLE #LoveIsland
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Stormzy is running out of time to reply. His submission is about to be capped at 40%
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Boris: "Some of you may lose your loved ones"
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They said Battle of Hyde Park like say it’s Winterfell 😭😭
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NEW: Battle of Hyde park - Police officers have been attacked with missiles at the London anti vaccine protesters. #hydepark
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I'm starting to see the funny side of Stormzy airing Chip. How can my guy go out of his way to make 2 diss tracks and you leave him on read? LOOOOOOL
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I asked this girl 4 times if she wanted fish and chips and she said no. Guess who’s food she’s eating now
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Danny I swear to God. We did not just roast Yewande for an hour for her to finally open up to you, just for you to start having second thoughts #LoveIsland
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Elaine was taking pictures with fans and Sha’Carri was still racing
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Nah I like Mehdi, he's like the exchange student of the villa who's slowly learning the culture 🤣🤣 #LoveIsland
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Surely we’ve evolved enough to realise that 2 day weekends are absolute bullshit
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You think this could happen to my daughter/sister and the wedding continues? Impossible.
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Them Abu Dhabi man saw Lewis' rainbow helmet and started pulling strings at the end
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If this was in London they’d even take the container it’s in
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90% of the reason I watch that show is for the Narrator
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Come Dine With Me is a ridiculous show.
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I’d like to finish up by saying thank you to all the hooligans in London who have played their part perfectly today by further proving racism and white privilege is alive and well in England. Give yourselves a pat on the back
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Dies America have a peace treaty with COVID-19?
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Shenseea performing last night in Miami!
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Mind your business, you're lucky I don't come in with some Oxtail
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No one gonna buy £4 popcorn and £5 drink when I can go Sainsbury’s or Tesco and save £7🥱
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Danny Dyer raised her right
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Say it louder for the girls at the back, Dani! 👏👏👏 #LoveIsland
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The road from Victoria Train Station to Victoria Coach Station
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Where is this. Wrong answer only!
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My brothers finshed 22 packets of crips in a single day? That's the last time I do grocery shopping during this lockdown. They can eat bread and water for the next two months
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For once I actually know what the fuck is going on
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Mastering a fake laugh is essential for surviving in the corporate world
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UK Primary School Books Starter Pack
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Have Dave and AJ even met him? This is a violation idc
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Alex from Glasto is now hanging out with the actual Thiago Silva. What the fuck.
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Nah this feels so weird. You know when it feels like someone could never die because they've existed your entire life...
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The streets will never forget when AJ Tracey dropped this classic
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When you've been bantering Americans about Trump for the past 2 years but now Boris Johnson in your Prime Minister
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They should’ve made this Rated R and put it on BBC after 9:30pm. I wanna hear Tracey tell Justine to suck her Mum
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This politician claimed £180,000 in expenses last year btw
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Again for the doubters. 6p each, just chuck on 10p worth of milk. Milk at Tesco £1.65 for 4 pints. Wait for the denial.
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It's all banter Eyal until Alex injects you in your sleep #LoveIsland
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You know how many women I know that flat out don't go Carnival anymore because of sexual abuse? You lot are fucking disgusting, tramps
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“Why was she walking alone?”. You need to get punched up too
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When you’re out with the right people, even if the motive is shit you’ll still have a good day. Vibes are always there
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Would you accept a £30k/week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day?
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How do you leave your house all dressed up with no ticket and plan to break into a venue 😭. What do you even do if you don’t get in? I hate bums man
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Some people are so bitter and disgusting. Imagine being this jealous
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"I study Law" "Guess I know who's defending me in court then 😂"
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Was the Jamaican wing seasoned with Coronavirus?
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Only 480 days until carnival who's ready!? 🥳
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Amber: The boy I'd like to couple up with is......Greg #LoveIsland The Entire UK:
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Anna is 28, screaming off a terrace over men who aren’t interested in her. Yikes. #LoveIsland
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Man said he wants me to walk to zone 1 LOOOOOOL
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I wouldn't even be mad if Verstappen won from driving a good race. He won the race purely from the Stewards and the FIA being incompetent cheating bastards
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I’ve just accepted that I’ll never recover from certain things. Just gotta say “It is what it is” and keep moving
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I’m a proper hotel snob when I travel, you’ll never catch me doing the backpack hostel thing. 4 star hotel minimum
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JAMAICANS GIVE ME LIFE 😭😂
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Is Big Burger Boris even in shape himself?
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Unhealthy snacks will be banned at shop checkouts and junk food adverts will not be allowed on TV before 9pm, the prime minister is set to announce in bid to tackle the UK's obesity issue
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And I will delete my Uber app 100% today
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Personally I just want to know if a Krabby Patty really slaps that hard
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IF YOU COULD TRY ANY FOOD FROM ANY MOVIE OR TV SERIES WHAT WOULD IT BE? MINE WOULD BE RATATOUILLE FROM RATATOUILLE
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Sterling and Saka linkup repairing the international relations from that Vybz Kartel vs WizKid clash
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Those Air Fryers are gonna cause The Second Great Fire of London
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You must still be on Season 1
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This is £2500 per month in London
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While y’all arguing over kitchen sets this lady done put her son in a whole apartment 😭 I love to see it
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What’s the longest gap between two stations on the London Underground? Seven Sisters to Finsbury Park must be up there
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It’s “Mum” in these bits, keep your remixed English in the USA
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@KRUZAA_ “Mum” it’s mom bruh
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