BOP (Produced by @thesoundmason)

A day to celebrate love.

Fellas, if you’re going on a first date with a female and she cancels last minute, she’s playing games. Treat her like the WNBA and act like she doesn’t exist. #SCOOTYSCOOO

They usually accuse you of what they’re guilty of.

Fellas, the inside of her car is a reflection of the inside of her coochie. She’s gotta keep it clean. #SCOOTYSCOOO

Women don’t change, they just get better at hiding who they really are.

Fellas, there are only two ways to pay for intimacy: with Benjamin Franklins or with attention. Either way, time is money. Spend it wisely. #SCOOTYSCOOO

Daddy’s little girl.

Fellas, if you tell your girl that she has to start paying half the rent and she gets mad and says she’s leaving, she’s lying. Where is she going? She can’t even afford half the rent. #SCOOTYSCOOO

Stay where you at Houdini.

Fellas, if a stripper asks you for your number only to text you “Hey, come see me at work,” she doesn’t like you, bro. She just likes your money. Move on. #SCOOTYSCOOO

If they had a “clean your house filter”, she’d need it.

Ladies, you love being lied to. If you didn’t, your hair would be real, your body would be natural and your pictures wouldn’t be filtered. #SCOOTYSCOOO

If she gets dressed for Sprouts like she’s going to SPACE (MIA) you’re getting replaced.

Fellas, always dance with the fat girl. Her pretty friends will think you’re a nice guy and want to take you for themselves. They can’t stand to see their friends happy. #SCOOTYSCOOO

This one so real I almost busted my ass.

Use soap and water!!! 🚿

If you believe that, I have a bridge I want to sell you.

They never hate when you’re doing bad!

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