elvis died from being constipated for 4 months?! FOUR. MONTHS?! that much shit just in yo body like that.
i know it smelled crazy at them concerts, shit just seeping thru his pores.
all my bills on autopay, I don’t have time to remember when shit is due or acquire late fees cause my dumb ass forgot.
cause I ain’t paying them damn fees.
last night was so insane yall, so I walked up to this stud w/ a cool ass mask asking where she got it from, we got to chopping it up & she was like “oh meet my wife”.
I turn around to introduce myself & I done smashed this lady last week.
i compare it to detoxing & withdrawing from a drug. your brain is like “one more hit & that’s it” but you gotta be strong through that withdrawal process.
this one is sort of hard to put into words but…. in a manipulative or otherwise abusive relationship. when you walk away. your mind WILL play tricks on you. you will want to go back, you will miss them, you will question your decisions. all of this is by design.
that shit was like a movie, shawty wouldn’t even look me in the eye. I asked her what her name was & everything like I ain’t know.
her ass the entire time:
There is a HUGE Job fair going on tomorrow. The CDC, Delta, Veterans Administration, Social Security Administration, Amazon, Atlanta Hawks, etc.. will be there. If you want the location and time I’ll send it to you
i have not gotten a ticket in over 15 years & to pay $500 & THEN get charged to pay on a ticket that isn’t a super speeder.
i see why that nigga jumped to get the judge.
one of the weirdest shit i’ve encountered is when someone knocks on my door & they’re already looking me dead in the eye thru the peep hole.
one person waved when i walked up.
went to my first therapy session of the year today. i was completely honest on how i’m feeling & they ain’t put me in the grippy socks. so we off to a good start.
niggas still sending their homeboys over to talk to females they’re interested in? life tip
#73
: send your female friend, females have more game than anyone.