Kelly Dwyer
@KDonhoops
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Entertainer/personality. The Second Arrangement. No flies on me. He/him.
Lafayette, IN
Joined May 2009
RT @Ruth_A_Buzzi: I got so confused by all the yard signs, I think I may have voted for a realtor.
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RT @thetrompwner: of the many many issues i am militant on perhaps my strongest opinion is that they really were That Good and everyone who…
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@bomani_jones GM/president. If you wanted to know what rhythm and blues would sound like in two years, you'd buy the Quincy Jones album that came out six months ago.
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@UltClassicRock what if 1. it is the only way a member of Cream will ever follow you and 2. you met the rock star when he was alive as he and @vurnt22 politely stifled laughs while my roommate spilled his salad dressing backstage at a theatre. Not a euphemism. I think it was cucumber ranch.
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@jon_greenberg @treykerby who wouldn't want the top center on the team with the league's best defensive rebound rate? Because Nikola is always there, catching up, ready to grab the ball if it rolls off the rim.
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RT @25YearsAgoLive: Bush’s opponent, John McCain, was also meant to make a campaign stop, but he’s stuck in Newark Airport (EWR) after his…
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RT @RobertSkvarla: Gifted kid programs were a government project to identify and neutralize problem cases. If you're feeling burnout, it's…
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@tim_cato @SnackPr0tein this is a whole new format we need to explore, peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, I am in favor and I don't even want jelly on this sandwich
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RT @freemaneric: I don’t like that NBA refs get to talk on the mic now. I should not know what Ed Malloy sounds like
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RT @ElayneBoosler: By request (yes people email me at my website) a classic to help relieve the stress the day before the big day. Enjoy! A…
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