Kelvin D' SATIRIST
@K31v1n0
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HENCEFORTH i'll refrain from campaigning for Peter Obi in Benin city. It's becoming really tiring and annoying.
You try to explain to someone that 'among the 3 leading candidates, Peter Obi seems to be the best option', they tell you 'NO, that Peter Obi is the only option.'🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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"We shall upload the results directly from the polling units into the iREV portal in real time."
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UberFacts, an IPOB news outlet with over 13 million followers spread across d world have just posted on it's official twitter handle that INEC president select is a drug BARON.
@FFK
,
@fkeyamo
this must not be allowed, we need to sue or sanction
@UberFacts
In 1993, Bola Ahmed Tinubu surrendered $460,000 to the US government after a Chicago court found the income came from heroin trafficking
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If you think H.E Atiku Abubakar's visit to the US was a total miss and not a political master-stroke then you're a political neophyte. Peter Obi toured Europe & the United States here is a breakdown of how both men fared and what it means for the 2023 elections.
A THREAD....
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I've said it times without numbers that a day will come when Peter Obi will be demystified on this APP. There are about 18 other Presidential aspirants vying for the position of the President come 2023.
This is a list of Presidential candidates better than Peter Obi.
A THREAD
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According to Sowere, every single person who's called out Seun Kuti for assaulting a uniformed police officer is a Peter Obi supporter. Two things here;
Either Peter Obi supporters are the true conscience of this country or Sowere is a bumbling idiot. Two truths can co-exist.
There is nothing wrong if you admit that you want
@realseunkuti
summarily executed because he did not support
@peterobi
for President, during the 2023 presidential election. even the
@PoliceNG
agreed to investigate what led to the altercation between
@policeng
&
@realseunkuti
on
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Many people will bash FFK for asking this question, but i found something interestingly -there's actually a link between Peter Obi and the CIA
On the 24th of June 1993, shortly after the annulment of the June 18th elections in which chief Abiola was adjudged..
Walk with me🚶♂️🚶♂️
What is the link between Peter Obi and the CIA?
This is the question of the century.
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Anytime you see people like Prof's Soyinka, Moghalu, Soludo, activists like Seun, Sowere et al. calling us names like 'mob', 'fascist', 'unlettered', etc. Don't fret over it. These guys wish they were the ones enjoying the love & support Obi is currently enjoying. Their resent..
Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka is a principled fighter for justice in our country and around the world. He is a phenomenon that unlettered and uncultured people may not fully understand in an age of lazy social media in which many don’t read or think deep.
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I've heard "Lagos is a no man's land" 20 times this past week 19 of which was from your twitter handle Mr Dipo
These folks assimilated/respect the people in the country they live or were born in. They are citizens but they don’t call the place no man’s land. Try saying you will chase white folks out of Derby or Manchester let’s see if you will become a Councillor or Member of Parliament.
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This is very poor coming from u Omar, there's need 4 all hands to be on deck when demanding for accountability from H.E
@PeterObi
everyone has a right to ask these very pertinent questions. That's why i want to ask PO, Sir please what are ur plans 4 people living with bald head?
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I'm hungry & looking to buy food since morning, most of the food sellers i've seen in this place are Igbo and i'm told they make very good food, however, i cannot patronize an Igbo woman, i need to look for a proper Edo woman to buy from, else i won't eat. I go again tomorrow🤦♂️
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We know your antics,
@Dailyloud
is owned by ChukwuEbuka Elohim Anazodo &
@UberFacts
is owned by Mr Obiora Sanchez. They're both 9th generation Anambrarians.
@fkeyamo
we are calling on World Wide Web, NBC, NNPC to ban this two news outlet cause this is hate speech
In 1993, Bola Ahmed Tinubu surrendered $460,000 to the U.S. government after a Chicago court found the income came from packing and shipping heroin.
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The past few weeks I've been silent, but i think today is a good day to break that silence. One of your favourite Obidient
@ehimaggie
AKA SwitChild is an APC mole. This is not just an accusation, i am not someone who'd resort to cheap blackmail for any reason. I have receipts....
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FACT CHECK! Did Obi pay d church (CAN) 2B to canvass Christian votes? Answer -Yes. How did I know this? My father is d general overseer of CORNcity Bible Church Irabiji Osun state, he got his own share of 1.2B, my mum got 500m & our dog 'lori' who's an usher in d church got 300m.
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The country was also in a really terrible state because minimum wage had also been reduced from N150000 to N175000, and electricity supply drastically reduced from 2 hours per to almost 18 hours per day.
Let's all be stupid sir. You are free to block me now.
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The manner in which TINUBU captured the attention of this audience with his soliloquy is something other Presidential aspirants should aspire for. The Emir and everyone in the room fell under the spell of his charming Oratory skills so much that they all minded their businesses.
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@fitz_mayor
I'm telling you. Only 35 states left to contest the election for the opposition party honestly. They should just forget Edo state.
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I use to think that Peter Obi is the favourite to win d 2023 general elections, however, after listening to Tinubu's wonderful speech at d Arewa event today I've resolved that the'd be no need 4 elections...INEC pls give PO his certificate of return.
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Elections Just became very easy for APC/Tinubu to win
Step 1
Bribe Inec, Pocket the Police
Tag the opposition Igbos, gaslight everyone & tell them the Igbos are planning to take over their lands
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Things i consider as threat to my life as a Nigerian
1. Peter Obi cannot win
2. A TINUBU Presidency
3. A TINUBU Presidency
4. A TINUBU Presidency
5. Bandits/Kidnappers
6. We shall replicate the Lagos/Borno model in Nigeria
7. We shall continue 4rm where Buhari stopped
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If you use more than 3 emojis to laugh on this thread may you see this faces in your dream.
Don't forget to get your PVC
#Votewisely
#PeterObi4President2023
#ObiDatti023
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OREDO WARD 2 UNIT 23 My PU
PRESIDENTIAL
APP 3
APN 1
AAC. 🤡
LP. 291
PDP. 10
APC. 22
ZLP. 3
NNPP 3
INVALID 2
SENATE
LP 233
NNPP 2
ADC 1
NRM 1
PDP 48
APC. 32
ZLP 5
INVALID 12
HOUSE OF REP
LP. 237
PDP. 39
APC 42
AAC 🤡
INVALID. 7
And Now my Watch is Over!
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Following a tip off that SpeedDarlington had won the grammies, this was a very terrible period for most Africans because Niger Republic had just beating Brasil to win the World Cup..
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Bola Ahmed Tinubu helped us with PMB as President so North will do same by voting Tinubu ~ El Rufai
The Lives of over 200million Nigerians is about to be used as pay back to someone who helped install Buhari -a monumental failure. 😭😭
TINUBU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT
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Atiku met the ASSISTANT SECRETARY TO THE BUREAU OF AFRICAN AFFAIRS....I don't even know what to call this place, but they shaaa met here again.
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At this rate I'll advise Peter Obi to just stay away from Benin city, cause if he lands here with what I'm seeing on ground even in his absence everywhere will just explode.😭😭😭😭
My Benin people you have taking this too far😑😑😑😑
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All of U asking 4 Tinubu's Parentage, i hope ya'll can rest now. According to
this Biography
Tinubu's father name is: "Mr Illustrous Tinubu Family"
Tinubu's Mother's name: "Lady Mrs Illustrous Tinubu Family"
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To have won with over 58% of the total vote cast.
Peter Obi was shipping "Fufu Lafun" illegally through the Mediterranean Sea at a time when the Marine Iguana (an endemic species of the Galápagos Islands) was still the king of the Jungle, the CIA swung into action eventually...
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5. Atiku met the ASSISTANT SECRETARY to the BUREAU of AFRICAN AFFAIRS........
IN the WALKWAY
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Who Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Where is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Who is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Where is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Who is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Where is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Who is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Where is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Who is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
Where is Dr DICKSON ARIAGA?
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Please disregard any pics or video coming out of Edo state, with the crowd I'm seeing here nobody can be comfortable enough to take a pic or make a good video. It's worse here, no where to even put your legs. And PO has not even landed😭😭😭😭 IT CHOKED!
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My Sister
@ehimaggie
, this is wishing you a super dupa HAPPY BIRTHDAY, may God shower his blessing on you and perfect all that concerns you. As you continue to clamour for a better Nigeria, may history be kind to your progenies. Have a blast!
Your brother
@K31v1n0
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8. Atiku Met the ASSISTANT SECRETARY TO THE BUREAU OF AFRICAN AFFAIRS in the MUSEUM
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Barr. Ikenga Ugochinyere of the CUPP just alleged that the APC & their eons are harvesting bank accounts of voters especially in the SE for what they term operation WIRE WIRE aka Digital Vote Buying. One would think this guys are not innovative until it comes to winning elections
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6. Atiku met the ASSISTANT SECRETARY to the BUREAU of AFRICAN AFFAIRS........
IN a CONFERENCE HALL
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Today at Gombe while waiting to see the emir, i fell into a deep trance.
I won't stop thinking and meditating upon the issues bedeviling our great country Nigeria.
I can't sleep, can't eat and can't stop fighting for our great Nation
#AgbodoRepublic
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I have my reservations about how H.E Peter Obi responds to questions asked him. For someone who's a major contender in d forthcoming elections he lacks the ability to properly articulate and conjour words like "Blue, blah bula hula balu" & Scream "broom..broom..broom & buhari"
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I will never do protocol again in my life😭😭😭 especially in any event concerning Edo people and Peter Obi. This very tall lady almost used her elbow to shift my eyes socket. I was guarding PO, me wey them suppose dey guard.
#BeninCity
Obaseki Obidients Aso Rock
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BREAKING! Scores die as gunmen ransack community in Benue
Channels TV: Factional Labour party chairman Lamidi Apapa ddffxg
JUST IN: Nigerian students stranded in Sudan as
CTV: Lamidi Apapa djykmule fybtq
FLASH: Nigerians in diaspora calls for..
CTV: Lamidi Apapa ate bole ddy
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Atiku met and engaged the following diasporians.
1. Senetor Dino Melaye
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If Tinubu no vote for Peter Obi in the 2023 general elections make i bend.
#90MinutesWithPeterObi
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Hey guys follow me and turn on my post Notifications. I'll be starting a bi-weekly twitter space soon. Laughter, cruise, comedy, satire and Political banter are what you should look out for. If you are an upcoming comedian and you'd like to partner with me, shoot me a dm. 🙏
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@Herpi_hour
@emmy4life02
@ffk
@fkeyamo
@UberFacts
No cap! They shouldn't be allowed to go unanswered. We must sue
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Peter Obi cannot leave D PDP that will be D end of his political career.🤡
Obi does not have structure🤡🤡
Elections are not won on social Media🤡🤡
It's not about 1million Marches, do they hav PVC's?🤡🤡
Don't worry when campaign begins we will show u how 2 play politics
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I never thought a day will come in my life when I'll witness APC and PDP playing Catch-Up. Obidients and the Labor Party has set the pace already were waiting for them to catch up.
#Benin
#2millionmanmatch
#BeninCity
#EdoRally
#edoforobidients
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@1stOktobar
@ehimaggie
Lmaooo, everybody with the one wey dey worry dem🤣🤣🤣. For using 20 emojis may that your roasted corn not generate even 1KW of electricity IJN🤨
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I tried reaching out to you in the dm but no response. You cannot be clamouring for Obi, organising fundraisers, sponsoring jingles, spending your hard earned money
@ehimaggie
to ensure Obi's victory while sharing the same birthday with Buhari...This is where we draw the lines.
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So i was invited to this space by
@idijele
to sell my candidate constructively. In my usual elements i decided to adopt Omowèrè Sowèrè of the AAC as my preferred candidate to sell. The following drama however, ensued. Listen till the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#Igbodient
#ganjaNation
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Because of TINUBU
Health Does not matter
Granting interviews doesn't matter
Having certificate doesn't matter
Muslim-Muslim doesn't matter
What else are we going to sacrifice for the ambition of one man.
Nigerians i hope we are able to recover from this shithousery.
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for the obidient movement comes from a place of envy. Young Nigerians have decided to rally round Peter Obi because his idea for a better Nigeria is what we can relate with, it's high time people got used to this.
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As seen at Rahmat Park, Benin City Edo State, this morning.
Men dey vex😑😑
#EdoFocus
#TheEdoAgenda
#Edo2024
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This is the reason why the Northern elite will never allow the abolishment of the Almajiri system. Innocent kids used to win elections today, dump them back on the street, tomorrow start shouting "insecurity is ravaging the North"
This is one of the KKK they always brag about.
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@EcheEvelyn1
If I made FFK look stupid and made you laugh, my aim is achieved. At this point they should stop looking for dirt on this man, it's been almost a year, and nothing incriminating has been found about him they should give up already.
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Dea
@OlumideAkpata
it has come to our notice that since you won the primaries you haven't reached out to some "Key Obidients" to let them know of your plans for Edo. Pls try and reach out so that they won't seize your COR. we the padlock Obidients however are solidly behind you
Over a week ago, the members of the Labour Party
@NgLabour
chose me to fly the flag of our great party, the Labour Party, in the September 21, 2024, Edo State Governorship Elections. I'm profoundly grateful for the trust and confidence placed in me to be our party's flagbearer.
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Just in:
Nigeria's "Federal Minister of State for LABOUR" Festus Keyamo "dismantles Chimamanda’s letter to US President, says it is epistolary"
Just in:
U.S Economy Added 236,000 jobs in March
Unemployment rate decreased to 3.5%
Hoping we get monthly jobs data in Nigeria in this new administration
Or am I asking too much?
#jobs
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It's people drooling over this tweet for me. This man is a smart ass Satirist, so never you take his tweet at face value. If you apply logic to what is written in this tweet, you'll find quickly that there's nothing really to celebrate about it. First off, let's look . .
In 2011,any northerner opposed to the ambition of Buhari was considered an infidel.After the elections,mobs resorted to violence & invaded the homes of members of the PDP & killed their family members & burned down their houses.If those were not fascists,Peter’s guys are not.
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Ladies and Mentlegen, meet Tony Labaka, the 24 year old APC youth Dealer. A charismatic, humble and dedicated grandpa. Havard/Oshiomole trained cultist graduate. With this man at the helm of Affairs Agbado Republic will be a dream come false in-sha Allah.
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A guy named "Kachikwu" whooped your ass in ADC primaries, I don't rate you anymore. Anambra Dele Momodu
Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka is a principled fighter for justice in our country and around the world. He is a phenomenon that unlettered and uncultured people may not fully understand in an age of lazy social media in which many don’t read or think deep.
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So a BAT supporter was saying on space that Tinubu was never indicted in a drug related case in the US and even though he was caught with monies he could not explain how he got citing the "Civil Forfeiture" Argument -My response to him. Pls listen till d end
#AgbadoRepublic
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PO: on the issue of floods ravaging d country.
"i call on other candidates to suspend their campaign and join me to help in any way we can the flood victims, If we can spend millions of naira buying presidential forms then we can spare a little to help this people."
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@MaziClare
I don't condone people using more than 3 laughing emojis on my tweet, pls be guided so that we no go get problem. 🙏
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The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) have just filed a petition challenging the outcome of the February 25th Presidential election in which they claimed INEC did not follow their own guideline
The same PDP is in Enugu mounting pressure on INEC to not follow it's guideline.
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@OmarxxCastro
@PeterObi
I cannot be bald and be paying N1200 for haircut, when someone with full hair is paying same amount. These are the issues. I think PO needs to address this, it's a genuine concern.
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@abiri_olubunmi
Amaechi looks like someone who's serving punishment given to him by a wicked teacher and the punishment is - no matter how funny this is, don't laugh.
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Today 25/08/2022 H.E Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo in a closed door meeting in London with the presidential candidate of the APC Asifoju Ahmid LoBA Tinubu, Lotimi Amaechi, Rauf Aregbe-Sungba, Olusango Mumuko.
Greatest Agbadorians! 2023 will be sweet
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Yesterday H.E Peter Obi visited Kano State appearing in his casual black senator outfit & black shoes when he could have covered himself up like the Tauregs in order to pacify left thinking Nigerians like Adamu Garbage. These are the issues, Obi just lost 5 million votes in Edo.
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@mryaoserge
@DocOmeiza
Tinubu is brilliant, he doesn't need to attend primary or secondary school in order to qualify to run as the president of the most populous black Nation on earth.
- Fraudstus Iranu
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@PaulOgbonnayaJ
And you keep trying me abi, 6 emojis. If i be a man of God, as your charger no burn that day, may area transformer have problem for 6 months.
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Step 5
Send Ayodele Fayose to Arise TV and Channels to remind everyone that Nigeria's never had a perfect election since 200B.C. so everyone should accept the outcome of the election& move on.
Bonus; Ask Ayodele Fayose to cry on live TV & blame Rufai Oseni for everything above.
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BREAKING NEWS!
I challenge Peter Obi to come out and dance like Atiku or to mount that spinning bike like Tinubu just did. These are very serious presidential aspirants, all PO does is talk about good governance scream Consumption to Production. I dare PO to behave this stupid.
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