Justin Sane
@Justin____Sane
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China - I was gonna call it a draw until she dirt faced her. Win!
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@InsaneRealitys New York is a wild card—ride the subway at your own risk.
That’s me at the start of every year, feeling like the IRS just ran my pockets.
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Springtime: When even pigeons start looking like happy couples.
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Man, why did he have to step in? It was like a mix of a sparring match and a strip club!
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Why not wait for the sun to clock in before throwing hands? Fighting in the dark just feels like bad planning!
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Relax, ladies—there's plenty of little weener wonder to go around over there!
Relax ladies, there’s plenty of little man pecker to go around there.
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The escalator was starving—it gobbled up his shoes like a free sample at Costco!
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Must have one hell of a tax bill to be out here stealing and flipping babies like a side hustle!
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Luckily, she takes the fall—knife and all—while he lives to see another day.
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Young crew tearing through the Nike store.
They're looking to get for free what others received without cost.
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He’s just praying the boyfriend doesn’t turn it into an overnight stay. Lol.
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They should’ve just treated those hijackers like speed bumps and kept it moving.
The man in the middle would have kicked all their asses so very lucky for those hijackers that the truck didn't stop.
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I doubt either of them had "morning commute brawl" on their to-do list today.
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Pretty sure he was confusing American football with his fútbol—just like a girl trying to explain the offside rule!
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Go track down that beautiful girl for me—I need her number!
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