@awfulannouncing Unlike Beth, she has her own money, you would never get the chance to divorce her.

@darrenrovell Is he gonna be okay financially, Darren?

@ssb_finesse @Sportsnet Who doesn't belong? The most clutch playoff performer in the NHL or the two Selke caliber forwards with 26 and 20 goals respectively.

@benjahsburner @karenmotherof2 "Cracker!"

@CHGO_Blackhawks Let's not do this again please, @TBLightning

@lexilafleur Same, we'll minus the Canadian part.

@TedNugent Pedophile doesn't like song calling someone a pedophile.

@Jarebear81787 Two sexual assaulters.

@andrewsmithm3 As long as we're moving it for a player with term, no rentals please.

@JTChan95 @barstoolsports This is the best description I've seen.

@darrenrovell Love this new edgy Darren Rovell.

@PrizePicks @NFL It's hard when it's so obvious.

Fuck off @nfl

Shout out @camjordan94 finally getting on the field at the Superbowl.

@AaronParseghian It's a horrible start time for the east coast.

@NHL Two Tampa Bay legends in Andrei Valisevskiy and Fez Whatley both being the Big Cat warms my heart.

@Thesolardude @Gracie_Raw Can you really be superior when you're running scared into the back of a uhaul?

@ReviewLightning Over the last game Girgensons is on a goal a game pace so he should hit it before the end of the season too.

@BenjaminJReport No matter the job, everyone is excited at work right before vacation.

@TheGlobal_Index @TrollFootball You would think the Superbowl would be huge in Nigeria so they know who's shirt they're gonna be wearing when we ship over the losers merchandise.