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Who said kikuyu names can’t be used for luxury brands? Shenzi nyinyi!
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Kuna watu income yenu ni kudivorce kulipwa pesa za watoto. Nijblock but uko salty as f
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Do you accept the lawd as your personal gaslighter?
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Whoever came through for you this Christmas, thats your person, stop chasing the wind. Demand and supply economics has never lost.
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People pleaser, validation seeker, narcissist. Have you been called or you waiting for a due date
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If humans were created in the image pf God, in whose image were gorillas created? Are we that special really?
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USD ni 163. If 63% depreciation in 6 years is not news, I don’t know what is
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Kikuyus came from the Congo basin. With their God “Ngai”. They left the Lingala people using “Ngai” to mean me. Is it possible they made up God on their way, referring to themselves or their ego?
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You been out, your child asks, dad/mum ju love me?
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Kwa energy yako yote, all you can do is record someone and post. Si content, ni trauma yako imeamshwa
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Supermarket isle assistants are genuises. You ask one near the opening where to get pencil and toothpicks. He’s like: isles 45 and 102
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@JacksonJaymuch3
Watu wako na kauchungu ya kibe na Watson. Si muende kwa space zake mwatusi huko? Proxy wars, or envy?
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Recording someone saying mundane stuff is museum for wankers
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There’s this feature on phones “Silence unknown callers”. Lovely. Methinks. Works like a charm.
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A petition to include banter in the Olympics has been defeated.
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Back to the Israeli story. When hamas threw hundreds of rockets, killing 1200 and abducting 3 hundred that was not genocide? Genocide ni self defense? Ungekuwa hapo ukishootiwa ama ukibebwa kupelekwa kwa shimo? Kwendeni huko
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Veggie supreme pizza still has cheese in it. I mean how do non veg guys get around this?
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Kikuyu word of the day
Thothaite
Meaning: society
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To avoid having too many GOATs in athletics, some will be called SNAILs
Slow
Not
Actually
Inspring
Loser
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Unafeel like me eating, drinking, simping, wasting my own time is important to you. Nyonga harder
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You have a million words to advice the world and 0 energy to listen 🤔
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Anzeni kuandika new year resolutions. I will go to the gym, i will save money, i will buy abc. Grow up
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@JacksonJaymuch3
I am an aaaaaa literally aaaaaa designer on leather, aaaaa literally for clients, but mostly aaaa custom made
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I know you are trying to fuck my friend too. Every single disrespect story. Every divorce
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Sprinkle some black pepper on home brewed coffee with milk. Thank me later.
If black coffee sprinkle some salt.
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I saw another injustice under the sun. A stranger not liking some view lies to some other person that you are gossiping about them. Just because your comeback is to have another person engaged in your fights. Grow balls, you useless piece of shit and engage on facts
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Someone showing off that they are abroad probably hasn’t been to JKIA
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@vijaythegreatG
You did what you did, you said what you said, it is what it is. Closure take to your nyanye
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Just found out its illegal to name your baby “adult”
Over legislation?
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This high value man or woman is just an excuse for aloofness. Not a thing. Call police
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Do Mombasa hotels still give you that ka wet towel to wipe your face hapo reception check in desk? Panguza tuongee😁
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Matildas, the Aussie women soccer team is referred to as the “Tillies”. Slip of the tongue and that could easily be misinterpreted
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@MigunaMiguna
I am with you
@MigunaMiguna
uhuru has trillions stashed in safe havens around the world. Psnama papers told us as well plus that kplc guy would finance our debt
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The bible got it wrong, it would have started like in the beginning there were simps
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The verb for “ To insult someone” in Lingara is KO-FINGA.
way ahead of their time. Who’d have thought?
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The person you can’t stand. Yeah that one. Take time to listen to his /her point ego notwithstanding
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Liberate Congo. Richest in minerals, poorest residents
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The finals of the short fingernails competition was too close to call. It was a nail biting finish
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@JacksonJaymuch3
How much are you paying for a whore. The bible says and I quote
Proverbs 6:26
ESV
for the price of a prostitute is only a loaf of bread, but a married woman hunts down a precious life.
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Wondering what your next password should be. I got ya back:
ShokolokoMapaNgoshe!123
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Sex, children, money triggers everybody. Whoever, has some kinda insecurity
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Something about black people and guts. Public transport, ni hao huchozana exclusively
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Was hired once in data entry clerk. Twas a multiple choice test, with only 5 minutes to answer. I ticked all the boxes
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Men cheat for someone different, women cheat for someone more
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Alfred mutua is an underrated intellectual. The kind to survive way better than the watermelon
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This is taking any input. The id no. 123456789 is already taken. And if you upload a picture of a trash can, or a plate of food, it passes for an ID picture. Maajabu haya!
#tumechoka
#zakayoshuka
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Alot of you take life too seriously to your detriment
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Controllers kujeni hapa. The most dangerous thing is not control, it’s the illusion of control
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14 year olds are serving people in KFC at lightening speed, and you are complaining?
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Kuna hii story ya mahotel kubwa haina 13th floor. 2024 na senseless superstition. si mdelete 13th kwa calendar basi. who would have thought in this day and age kuna watu wanaogopa number
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Wake up my phone. Charge. It’s gonna be a big spacing day
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Ushawahi invitiwa na mtu kwa fb, mpaka ukajiuliza, yaani maisha imenichapa hivi?
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Anytime i feel scared, will tap to WWGD, what would a gen z do?
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Row row row your boat had some local language versions. Kikuyu:
Nūū nūū waiya mbūri🎺
Maitū ndume wone🎸
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Some redpill to bes are just feminists with dicks.
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Just like all other euphemisms, the words “clean energy” assumes purity on all processes, outputs etc. wait till you meet the child miners in Congo
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