I have eaten
the tide pods
that were in
the laundry room
and which
you were probably
saving
for laundry
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so soap
my dad insisted on doing the christmas cards himself this year but he used a template and forgot to put our names on the card and left on: "WITH LOVE, THE ANDERSON FAMILY.
OLIVIA, JAMES, EMMA, AND JACK"
literally none of our names
man i wish somebody had a really good deal on ray bans and that they tagged me so i could know about it 😔 and that they were slightly under 25 dollars like 24,99 or something..... idk 💔
everytime i go into a store and someone asks me if i work there i just say yes bc thats how u get into business: fake it till u make it
anyway now ive been cleaning the bathrooms at this Panera Bread for 2 months now
we dont want to pay for dumbass twitter premium and they only let us put 2 minute long sketches. Our magnum opus is 3 minutes. Here’s PART ONE
link for full vid:
we need a disney princess who is a flat earther
we need a disney princess who is a flat earther
we need a disney princess who is a flat earther
we need a disney princess who is a flat earther
we need a disney princess who is a flat earther
i cant believe ill never get to hear So What by P!nk the way it was intended to be heard: freshly divorced, driving a Toyota Sequoia, my kid forgot their soccer cleats for practice, and it’s 2008