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5 years
fuck it. tiny hogs hanging out
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10 months
JT does a good deed 🧍‍♂️
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4 years
airdropping this to everyone in a restaurant
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3 months
if u want to buy a forgive ellen hat please dm we ordered like 50 and went into debt
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Happy Pride
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@JuliaTesmond
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8 years
i dont think a rock could hold an entire gay nightclub hostage and kill 50 people
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8 years
guns aren't the issue, if some 1 hates something that much they'll find a way to harm ppl no matter whether you give them a gun or a rock.
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8 years
"I know AP tests are over guys !!!! But my class isn't"
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8 years
teenage mutant ninja turtles? i haven't heard that name in years
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8 years
THE FORSYTES #APLit
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8 years
seniors be like: this is the last time I'm going to drink water at 10:11 AM on a Monday 😩😩😔😔😔
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8 years
michael when elizabeth used picturesque diction #APLit
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8 months
The guys who came up with Panera Charged Lemonade reallly need a win
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7 years
I have eaten the tide pods that were in the laundry room and which you were probably saving for laundry Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so soap
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8 years
Wrist was broke, until I applied ice 🙊👅👅😩😍👌🏻😈💯
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7 years
On My Waist: Gucci On My Chest: Supreme On My ass: hanes😯 On My Feet: Raf On My Wrist: Rolex On My Mind: Poker Face (Glee Cast Version)
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9 years
edgar allan HOE
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9 years
Kanye's Twitter Drafts: -B.o.B RIGHT !!!! EARTH IS FLAT - ZODIAC KILLER GOOD GUY !!!!! BUT I AM THE BEST - GLOBAL WARMING FAKE !!! IM REAL
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7 years
interviewer: hi bella thorne:
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7 years
my dad insisted on doing the christmas cards himself this year but he used a template and forgot to put our names on the card and left on: "WITH LOVE, THE ANDERSON FAMILY. OLIVIA, JAMES, EMMA, AND JACK" literally none of our names
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7 years
This is a blood clot, removed from a patient's coronary artery today. It nearly killed her. This is how fragile we really are.
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9 years
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7 years
can you believe there is no sad cowboy emoji. how am i supposed to express my emotions abt the 🤠perils 🤠of 🤠the 🤠oregon 🤠trail.
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7 years
if PETA was really about equal rights for animals why doesnt every mouse have a red convertible like that sellout stuart little
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6 years
getting vaccinated
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4 years
awesome tweet u made yourself girl ❤️ can u send me your address so i can send you this box i just dry coughed in 🥰
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DORA ✰
4 years
airdropping this to everyone in a restaurant
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4 years
if you wanna know how your wings became boneless it’s because im in the back eating the bones
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2 years
karlie kloss has been really quiet since taylor dropped this 🧍‍♂️
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1 year
theres always time to be an ally 🏳️‍🌈 #pride
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7 years
2008 soulja boy: kiss me thru the phone 2017 soulja boy: kiss your senator thru the phone
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6 years
i take dayquil and nyquil at the same time to get duskquil: the haunting hour
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4 years
man i wish somebody had a really good deal on ray bans and that they tagged me so i could know about it 😔 and that they were slightly under 25 dollars like 24,99 or something..... idk 💔
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7 years
mamma mia 😳 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ here i go again 👋 \ 😂 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_
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6 years
everytime i go into a store and someone asks me if i work there i just say yes bc thats how u get into business: fake it till u make it anyway now ive been cleaning the bathrooms at this Panera Bread for 2 months now
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4 years
i just know he’s cooking up something truly horrible right now
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1 year
@crotchrottt thank u!! 🫶 -1/3 of Montessori Boy
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6 years
𝑻 𝑬 𝑨 𝑪 𝑬 𝗣 𝗘 𝗔 𝗖 𝗛
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7 years
me: my brain: boss baby driver (2019)
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5 months
women will not be equals until the female blumpkin
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5 years
the only constant in my life is nick jonas having diabetes
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3 months
if ur going to watch any of our yt vids… it should be this one 👵🏻
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Montessori Boy
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we dont want to pay for dumbass twitter premium and they only let us put 2 minute long sketches. Our magnum opus is 3 minutes. Here’s PART ONE link for full vid:
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8 years
Vincent Van Hoe, Oil On Canvas,2016
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5 years
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8 years
when I realize the chopped contestant won't have enough time to finish his streusel and perfect the plating
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8 years
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade??? You know what we should be giving thanks and parading for??? THE TROOPS THAT SERVE OUR COUNTRY EVERYDAY
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7 years
_/﹋\_ (・_・) <,︻,> _/﹋\_ text me when you get home safely _/﹋\_ (ಠ益ಠ) <,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - --- _/﹋\_ TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFELY
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8 years
"shawty what dat mouf do?" M- Make sure you're okay O- open up your heart U- understand your needs F- forgive your faults
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8 years
boys be like: THIS the new Hoe snapchat filter !! 😤😤🙅🙅 only thotties got tomatoes coming out they mouf 😤😷😷😷
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8 years
she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen, and god help anybody that dared to disrespect his queen
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6 years
we need a disney princess who is a flat earther we need a disney princess who is a flat earther we need a disney princess who is a flat earther we need a disney princess who is a flat earther we need a disney princess who is a flat earther
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8 years
joke's on You
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8 years
😜
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6 years
i use a reasuable straw to drink my dumb bitch juice
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4 years
thats me and now im lip syncing for my life on a 60000 acre ranch
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William "Hey, just following up here" Gruger
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3 years
this is MY nft and everyone can use it
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5 years
my dad paid an IT guy 100 dollars to install google chrome on our house computer
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6 years
When they go low, I go lower. And that’s how I became the 2008 World Limbo champion
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10 months
thank u 🫶 u sniveling fucks 🏳️‍🌈
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8 years
thank you frank 🙏😍
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4 years
unfollow jk rowling challenge 🥰🙏🥳 if you unfollow the TERF, ill place u into 1 of 4 arbitrary houses i just made up: -swamp ass -forklift operators -Subway Sandwich Artists©️ -bug ladies
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5 years
Bowling For Soup implies the existence of a team Bowling Against Soup
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8 years
cosmo and wanda y'all aint SLICK
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4 years
begging this woman to just take an elevator
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2 years
just shared my screen at work and it had all my downloads of my resume and cover letters for new jobs
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7 years
ive been flirting with obama by favoriting his tweets for months. he still hasnt gotten the hint. disappointing to say the least
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3 years
just paid 8.50 for a coffee
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8 years
get my grandma off facebook
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8 years
for the class of 2016
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5 years
you’re in his DMs I’m under the bridge giving him a riddle to answer before he can pass we are not the same.
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6 years
soup is thick tea................... and that’s the soup sis
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8 years
when your mom says "we have food at home" but you get home and there's nothing to eat
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8 years
when i discover that people i know voted for trump
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3 years
uberpools were always a dumb idea but i do miss the camaraderie of spending 3 less dollars to be taken 45 minutes away from your destination
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8 years
cory was only 13 when he moved into the White House
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A Cornell student starts school later this month. He's going to major in physics and oh, by the way, he's 12.
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4 years
dont know how many times i have to say this: my favorite food is simply an onion
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4 years
i cant believe ill never get to hear So What by P!nk the way it was intended to be heard: freshly divorced, driving a Toyota Sequoia, my kid forgot their soccer cleats for practice, and it’s 2008
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6 years
why pay $145.95 for a fitbit when you could have me loudly announce your every step for $10 and a jimmy johns sandwich
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9 years
I GOT ACCEPTED INTO NORTHWESTERN CLASS OF 2020 AND I CAN'T BREATHE
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2 years
first date nerves 🤦‍♂️
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8 years
good morning to everyone except Dinkleberg
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2 years
my mom on March 10th, 2020
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8 years
RT if you would pick up 🙏😊👼 (He saw you open this)
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7 years
missed connections: u were at the airport chilis. i was the girl who told the waiter it was "CHILI in here" 5 times
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8 years
when you stay up all night to finish a paper
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4 years
its an essential business
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5 years
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7 years
ive been thinking about the funniest person taylor swift couldve been on the phone with and ive decided its cvs pharmacy
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5 years
found this dog on my facebook feed and im LOSING my MIND. i have not known peace since looking into Cora’s eyes.
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8 years
i love sia
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5 years
when you faint, that’s your brain canceling you 😌💅
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6 years
Thinking of getting a stage name when I become famous how does everyone feel about stefani germanotta?
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4 years
actors in teen dramas keep getting older and older and one day every teen in riverdale will be played by tilda swinton in many different hats
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8 years
i think straight white pride.... is just called every day.....
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5 years
being gay is a fucking nightmare i came out to my dad and he made me go to hamilton
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3 years
anytime you google something, that’s grad school
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3 years
im a landlord in roku city. unfollow me if you cant accept that.
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