Michael Coates ๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐บ๐ธ
@Jukehorse50
Followers
17,849
Following
15,886
Media
793
Statuses
29,888
Murphy & Molly's cat dad. Retired newspaper editor. Undeniably crude. Woke AF. #FuckRepublicans Harris/Walz 2024
You can't get here from there
Joined January 2017
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#LaCasaDeLosFamososMx
• 342765 Tweets
Karime
• 340967 Tweets
Gala
• 247971 Tweets
ใใผใใใใผใซ
• 164604 Tweets
Kris Kristofferson
• 141598 Tweets
Mayito
• 115107 Tweets
Ravens
• 114225 Tweets
XCROSSOVER WITH 00K
• 62126 Tweets
The Purge
• 53308 Tweets
่งฃๆฃ็ท้ธๆ
• 38259 Tweets
Mario Bezares
• 35963 Tweets
#MondayMotivation
• 33450 Tweets
ๆฅ็ตๅนณๅ
• 33094 Tweets
็ณ็ ดใทใงใใฏ
• 31495 Tweets
ๅๆฒขไฟไธ
• 25598 Tweets
PRABOWOsiapkan TRANSISImulus
• 17273 Tweets
ใใใใใถ
• 16777 Tweets
KitaKOMPAK KitaTANGGUH
• 16592 Tweets
Happy New Week
• 15426 Tweets
ใดใงใคใณ
• 13618 Tweets
#ใใใ39ๆญณใใใ
• 13109 Tweets
ใซใใณใฎไธญ
• 11836 Tweets
ๆจใใใคใณใ
• 10976 Tweets
ในใฟใชใฉ
• 10350 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Karma wins again ... Brandi Boyer, a black woman, was waiting for a parking space when a white man cut her off, stole the space and told her to "Fuck off, N-----." Turns out his job interview was with her.
974
3K
10K
Today is my 73rd birthday. I live alone with my cat. I could use a little cheer.
12K
2K
47K
An Oklahoma moron has been arrested after accidentally burning down his house while setting fire to a pair of kerosene-soaked Nike shoes ... Jason Helms, 26, of Bartlesville is the dumbass Republican ...
2K
5K
16K
I won't be watching SNL tonight. Kim Kardashian doesn't deserve a second of my time.
713
668
9K
To all of you who are spending Christmas Day alone like me and my cat Molly, you are not forgotten. Merry Christmas to you all.
840
452
6K
Big Bird and Ted Cruz both fly south for the winter.
-- Stephen Colbert
55
643
5K
Dear Mitch McConnell: I ignorantly paid into my Medicare and Social Security accounts for decades, not realizing they were among those horrible entitlements you're always threatening to kill. Please return my money forthwith. Cheers, you motherfucker ...
137
1K
4K
Elizabeth Warren is right ... The rich are freeloading off America's middle class.
87
1K
4K
Today is my 74th birthday, Can I get some love?
1K
236
4K
Trump brags that he's getting thousands of calls in support of his shutdown, but the White House switchboard is closed ... due to the shutdown. Maybe he's using telepathy.
269
981
2K
A group of bats is called a colony.
A group of cats is called a clowder.
A group of crows is called a murder.
A group of hippopotami is called a bloat.
And ...
A group of assholes is called a Trump rally.
106
874
2K
Stephen Colbert: "Ted Cruz looks like an alcoholic werewolf stopped in mid-transformation."
52
314
2K
Trump did NOT attend the high school graduations of Don Junior, Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany. Until he went on trial, he had no plans to attend Barron's graduation either.
112
711
2K
Congratulations to Pat Benatar, Carly Simon and Dolly Parton on being named to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
29
241
2K
When was the first time you became aware that Trump is an asshole?
3K
243
2K
Made a generous donation to the local animal shelter in Betty White's name today. We're out of town tomorrow, so we did it a day early.
25
145
1K
Remember when Kirsten Gillibrand forced Al Franken to resign from the Senate without even giving him a hearing?
74
216
1K
"Judge to Trump" ... The pig on the left has a higher approval rating than the pig on the right ...
69
433
1K
The Trumps are not America's royal family. They're a cluster of lying, grifting dirtbags who prey on the dumbest people in the nation.
93
327
1K
Warning: Trump's new postmaster general is working to SLOW DOWN mail deliveries ... If you plan to vote by mail, you should send your ballot two weeks before Nov. 3 (or Oct. 20).
84
806
1K
There is one Democratic holdout on the postal board of governors who is preventing them from removing Louis DeJoy as postmaster general. His name is Ron Bloom, and he was appointed by Donald Trump. Joe Biden should remove Bloom and name a replacement.
51
534
1K
Trump says he woulda found Bin Laden sooner ... Truth is, he couldn't find his dick with four hands, a mirror and Lindsey Graham ....
114
203
819
Did you know? Rand Paul formed his own certification board and certified himself as an ophthalmologist before he became a senator. Hospitals and insurers viewed his certification process as invalid. His board of directors included only him, his wife and his father in law.
120
590
939
Look at Rosalynn Carter's life, and then ask yourself what the f*ck has Melania ever done for humanity.
27
118
945
Am I better off today than I was 4 years ago? You bet your damn ass, I am. I still have Social Security and health insurance, a place to live, and a positive outlook on the future of America. Fuck Donald Trump.
71
297
918
#TheTenCommandments
... I'm not much in touch with God, but there must be a commandment that says DON'T fuckin' vote for an ignorant, racist misogynist bent on destroying our nation ...
151
162
764
What do Matt Gaetz and Jeffrey Epstein have in common? Donald Trump.
42
164
823
Is it OK if I call "Sarah Sanders"a lying prick?
170
85
685
Do you believe Donnie sexually assaulted more than E. Jean Carroll?
363
70
774
California is at risk of a Republican power grab. Stand with Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom. Turn out in force, and vote NO on the recall.
25
376
683
Hey, California Democrats: If you don't vote NO on the recall of Gavin Newsom, we're going to end up as a shithole state with a Republican asshole as governor.
31
244
658
I'd rather be an American than a Republican.
10
150
565
Molly says Kristi Noem is an asshole.
81
63
664
Gasoline is over $5 a gallon in my neighborhood. What are you paying?
3K
62
571
Kelly Loeffler was appointed, not elected. No one ever voted for her. Don't start now. Support Raphael Warnock for Georgia senator.
6
177
588
โThe difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.โ โ Albert Einstein
8
160
585
Remember when Republicans gave that huge tax cut to their millionaire friends back in 2017? Well, they built in automatic tax hikes for everybody else beginning in 2021 and increasing every two years until 2027. That's right, your taxes are going up, courtesy of the Trump GOP.
19
312
500
Looking forward to a first lady who doesn't look like a Skid Row hooker.
31
75
489
When he took out a full page ad demanding the execution of the Central Park Five.
20
42
530
I'm 70 years old, and I'm not dying so that Trump can prop up Wall Street to improve his reelection odds ... Fuck that shit
23
128
479
Trump has never mowed a lawn, pumped gas, taken out the trash, bought groceries, done the laundry, raked leaves, shoveled snow, cleaned roof gutters, painted a house, parked a car, shined shoes, or cooked a meal. Trump knows nothing about being an American.
23
185
515
Thank you so much to the 6,000-plus people who wished me a happy birthday. You have made a lonely man very grateful.
89
21
476
What's the difference between supper and dinner?
936
43
440
My brother had polio. If the vaccine had been available at the time, he would have taken it in a flash. You anti-vaxxers are real dumbfucks.
30
72
453
Just saw a video of Kimberly Guilfoyle dancing for tips at CPAC ... I'd give her a nickel and ask for change.
28
59
436
Let's see how many music artists have the social conscience to join Neil Young and Joni Mitchell in their protest against Spotify. Where are you Taylor Swift? Where are you John Legend? Where are you Rihanna?
26
101
446
A Florida police officer who shoved a kneeling woman has been reviewed 79 times for use of force, and he still has a job ... Can you fucking believe it?
53
201
408
"Susan Collins" is the only person in America who didn't foresee Brett Kavanaugh trying to undercut Roe v. Wade ... She owes every woman an apology.
47
116
381
"Nathan Phillips" was an American hero when these Covington Catholic punks were still just somebody's nocturnal emissions ...
10
69
411
Sober 27 years today. It hasn't always been easy. How 'bout a little appreciation?
112
20
423
CALIFORNIANS BEWARE ... If Gov. Gavin Newsom loses the Sept. 14 recall election, a Republican can replace him with just a fraction of the vote. Don't let some two-bit banana republic asshole turn us into another Florida or Texas. Keep California blue. VOTE NO on the recall.
38
194
414
Donald Trump Jr. is what happens when the silver spoon gets stuck in the wrong orifice ...
17
72
365
My choice for Time Magazine's Person of the Year is the American voter ... specifically Democratic voters ... Trump did nothing all year except whine.
22
52
380
If Republicans boycott Disneyland and Disney World ... Shorter lines!!
34
47
406
I've got my vote-by-mail ballot here in California ... Straight Democratic ticket, no exceptions ... Trump can go fuck himself with a bone saw.
25
62
360
The man who has spent over $100 million on golf wants to block a $150 million payment to NATO because it's "too much.' Can you say "Asshole"?
24
169
357
Trump is the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect, which is the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability ... In other words, he's too stupid to realize how stupid he is ...
28
120
332
I did my part. Voted straight Democratic on my California ballot.
36
48
379
When Trumpers complain about Biden's victory, just say "He was chosen by God."
16
73
348
One of the most useful things I've learned from life is that Republicans are sadistic assholes.
27
46
360
This is what antivaxers have spread across America ... Thanks, assholes
58
212
311
Trump spends $70,000 a year on his hair, and it still looks like a dead weasel.
31
46
347
"He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity ..."
-- George Orwell, "1984"
21
139
325
Organized religion has done more to divide humanity than anything else in history.
17
79
325
Trump and Stephen Miller are still torturing kids in cages ... A lot of people seem to have forgotten about this despicable policy, but I remember them ... Perhaps you do too.
16
208
300
Donald Trump says he will build a giant dome over America to prevent World War III. Asshole couldn't even build a f*ckin' wall.
35
49
333
I recall Trump saying he would brave a hail of bullets from a school shooter ... but he can't dodge a few raindrops in Paris?
13
89
293
I think Jim Carrey captured the essence of Sarah Sanders quite nicely ... Don't you?
39
68
277
Do you think Donald Trump is mentally deranged?
148
34
329
How did fucking morons gain so much power in America?
86
39
304
If California's Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom loses the recall election, it won't be that Republicans voted yes. It will be that too many Democrats didn't vote. Be sure to VOTE NO on the recall.
18
138
305
"Thou shalt not fuck with a woman's right to her own body." -- Fallopians 20:21
4
96
320
A poll in Germany found Trump is more dangerous than the dictators of Russia, China, North Korea and Iran. The Germans are right.
20
107
314
Before Trump, did you know half the nation was lunatics?
135
34
292
Gov. Gavin Newsom is not safe in the California recall election ... Polls show the vote could go either way. Democrats need full turnout. Vote blue!
14
176
291
Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz indicate Senate Republicans will block Joe Biden's Cabinet nominees indefinitely ... Support Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock. We MUST take control of the Senate.
16
120
284
Kim is a manipulative and opportunistic exhibitionist. I'll spare myself by not watching.
21
12
292
Think about this ... If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
31
72
270
The GOP: We're gonna block abortions. We're not even gonna let you have birth control. And when you have a child you can't support, well fuck you, you slut ...
18
93
257
Do you think Trump was ever a normal human being, or has he always been a scumbag?
304
36
296
Donald Trump had singularly ugly parents, which may explain why Donnie isn't aging well.
63
49
274
Let Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema know how you feel about their lack of support for voting rights and the rest of the Democratic agenda.
*Manchin 202-224-3954
*Sinema 202-224-4521
17
201
275
Trump says he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize ... Amnesty International says his treatment of migrant children meets "the definitions of torture under both US and international law." So much for promoting peace ...
18
108
247
Trump's sons Butt-head and Butt-head promised drinks for everyone at a pub in Doonbeg, Ireland .... then left without paying the bill. Just the kind of shit their daddy pulls.
26
145
249
Animals have emotions and personalities. Animal cruelty should be punishable by mandatory prison time.
16
67
274
Bravo to all of the emotional support Canadians who helped us get through the Trump years.
13
59
263
Trump was never a president. He was just a lazy asshole who watched TV and played golf on the taxpayers' dime.
12
84
288
Donald Trump is 76 years old. He could fall over dead at any moment.
83
27
281
So Trump and Rudy Giuliani are pushing an unproven drug. Back in February, Rudy bought $2 million worth of stock in the company that makes the drug. Wanna bet that Trump and his family also bought stock?
20
139
248
American colonists fled England to escape religious oppression, and here we are 400 years later battling right-wing religious oppression.
21
95
272
Repeat after me ... Trump is a whiny little bitch
17
54
230
Should Trump's arrest be nationally televised?
70
31
240
Lauren Boebert is proof that a body can live without a brain for at least 36 years.
18
44
260
Do you think Trumpers are stupider than other Americans?
184
32
274
Nixon was known as Tricky Dick ... Trump is known as a total dick.
22
53
235
The Democrats who oppose Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House are the same people who will fuck up our 2020 election chances ...
10
58
213
If you don't need a mask because God will protect you, why do you need a gun?
11
92
240