Michael Coates 🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸
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Murphy & Molly's cat dad. Retired newspaper editor. Undeniably crude. Woke AF. #FuckRepublicans Harris/Walz 2024
You can't get here from there
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Are we still allowed to say Trump is fucking stupid?.
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Today is my 73rd birthday. I live alone with my cat. I could use a little cheer.
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An Oklahoma moron has been arrested after accidentally burning down his house while setting fire to a pair of kerosene-soaked Nike shoes . Jason Helms, 26, of Bartlesville is the dumbass Republican . .
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I won't be watching SNL tonight. Kim Kardashian doesn't deserve a second of my time.
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To all of you who are spending Christmas Day alone like me and my cat Molly, you are not forgotten. Merry Christmas to you all.
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Big Bird and Ted Cruz both fly south for the winter. -- Stephen Colbert.
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Dear Mitch McConnell: I ignorantly paid into my Medicare and Social Security accounts for decades, not realizing they were among those horrible entitlements you're always threatening to kill. Please return my money forthwith. Cheers, you motherfucker . .
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Elizabeth Warren is right . The rich are freeloading off America's middle class.
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Today is my 74th birthday, Can I get some love?.
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Trump brags that he's getting thousands of calls in support of his shutdown, but the White House switchboard is closed . due to the shutdown. Maybe he's using telepathy.
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A group of bats is called a colony. A group of cats is called a clowder. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of hippopotami is called a bloat. And . A group of assholes is called a Trump rally.
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Stephen Colbert: "Ted Cruz looks like an alcoholic werewolf stopped in mid-transformation.".
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Trump did NOT attend the high school graduations of Don Junior, Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany. Until he went on trial, he had no plans to attend Barron's graduation either.
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Congratulations to Pat Benatar, Carly Simon and Dolly Parton on being named to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
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When was the first time you became aware that Trump is an asshole?.
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Made a generous donation to the local animal shelter in Betty White's name today. We're out of town tomorrow, so we did it a day early.
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Remember when Kirsten Gillibrand forced Al Franken to resign from the Senate without even giving him a hearing?.
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"Judge to Trump" . The pig on the left has a higher approval rating than the pig on the right .
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The Trumps are not America's royal family. They're a cluster of lying, grifting dirtbags who prey on the dumbest people in the nation.
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Warning: Trump's new postmaster general is working to SLOW DOWN mail deliveries . If you plan to vote by mail, you should send your ballot two weeks before Nov. 3 (or Oct. 20).
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There is one Democratic holdout on the postal board of governors who is preventing them from removing Louis DeJoy as postmaster general. His name is Ron Bloom, and he was appointed by Donald Trump. Joe Biden should remove Bloom and name a replacement.
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Trump says he woulda found Bin Laden sooner . Truth is, he couldn't find his dick with four hands, a mirror and Lindsey Graham . .
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Did you know? Rand Paul formed his own certification board and certified himself as an ophthalmologist before he became a senator. Hospitals and insurers viewed his certification process as invalid. His board of directors included only him, his wife and his father in law.
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Look at Rosalynn Carter's life, and then ask yourself what the f*ck has Melania ever done for humanity.
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Am I better off today than I was 4 years ago? You bet your damn ass, I am. I still have Social Security and health insurance, a place to live, and a positive outlook on the future of America. Fuck Donald Trump.
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#TheTenCommandments . I'm not much in touch with God, but there must be a commandment that says DON'T fuckin' vote for an ignorant, racist misogynist bent on destroying our nation . .
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What do Matt Gaetz and Jeffrey Epstein have in common? Donald Trump.
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Sick of Trump. Sick of his face. Sick of his voice. Sick of his lies. Sick of his incompetence.
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Is it OK if I call "Sarah Sanders"a lying prick?.
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Do you believe Donnie sexually assaulted more than E. Jean Carroll?.
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California is at risk of a Republican power grab. Stand with Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom. Turn out in force, and vote NO on the recall.
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Hey, California Democrats: If you don't vote NO on the recall of Gavin Newsom, we're going to end up as a shithole state with a Republican asshole as governor.
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I'd rather be an American than a Republican.
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Molly says Kristi Noem is an asshole.
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Kelly Loeffler was appointed, not elected. No one ever voted for her. Don't start now. Support Raphael Warnock for Georgia senator.
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Gasoline is over $5 a gallon in my neighborhood. What are you paying?.
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“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein.
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Remember when Republicans gave that huge tax cut to their millionaire friends back in 2017? Well, they built in automatic tax hikes for everybody else beginning in 2021 and increasing every two years until 2027. That's right, your taxes are going up, courtesy of the Trump GOP.
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Looking forward to a first lady who doesn't look like a Skid Row hooker.
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When he took out a full page ad demanding the execution of the Central Park Five.
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I'm 70 years old, and I'm not dying so that Trump can prop up Wall Street to improve his reelection odds . Fuck that shit.
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Trump has never mowed a lawn, pumped gas, taken out the trash, bought groceries, done the laundry, raked leaves, shoveled snow, cleaned roof gutters, painted a house, parked a car, shined shoes, or cooked a meal. Trump knows nothing about being an American.
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Thank you so much to the 6,000-plus people who wished me a happy birthday. You have made a lonely man very grateful.
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What's the difference between supper and dinner?.
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My brother had polio. If the vaccine had been available at the time, he would have taken it in a flash. You anti-vaxxers are real dumbfucks.
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Just saw a video of Kimberly Guilfoyle dancing for tips at CPAC . I'd give her a nickel and ask for change.
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Let's see how many music artists have the social conscience to join Neil Young and Joni Mitchell in their protest against Spotify. Where are you Taylor Swift? Where are you John Legend? Where are you Rihanna?.
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A Florida police officer who shoved a kneeling woman has been reviewed 79 times for use of force, and he still has a job . Can you fucking believe it?.
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"Susan Collins" is the only person in America who didn't foresee Brett Kavanaugh trying to undercut Roe v. Wade . She owes every woman an apology.
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"Nathan Phillips" was an American hero when these Covington Catholic punks were still just somebody's nocturnal emissions . .
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I'm Michael. I'm 74. I'm voting for Harris-Walz and not those two assholes.
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Sober 27 years today. It hasn't always been easy. How 'bout a little appreciation?.
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CALIFORNIANS BEWARE . If Gov. Gavin Newsom loses the Sept. 14 recall election, a Republican can replace him with just a fraction of the vote. Don't let some two-bit banana republic asshole turn us into another Florida or Texas. Keep California blue. VOTE NO on the recall.
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Donald Trump Jr. is what happens when the silver spoon gets stuck in the wrong orifice . .
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My choice for Time Magazine's Person of the Year is the American voter . specifically Democratic voters . Trump did nothing all year except whine.
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If Republicans boycott Disneyland and Disney World . Shorter lines!!.
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I've got my vote-by-mail ballot here in California . Straight Democratic ticket, no exceptions . Trump can go fuck himself with a bone saw.
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The man who has spent over $100 million on golf wants to block a $150 million payment to NATO because it's "too much.' Can you say "Asshole"?.
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Trump is the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect, which is the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability . In other words, he's too stupid to realize how stupid he is . .
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I did my part. Voted straight Democratic on my California ballot.
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This is what antivaxers have spread across America . Thanks, assholes
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When Trumpers complain about Biden's victory, just say "He was chosen by God.".
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One of the most useful things I've learned from life is that Republicans are sadistic assholes.
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"He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity . ".-- George Orwell, "1984".
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Trump spends $70,000 a year on his hair, and it still looks like a dead weasel.
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I had no idea there are so many f*cking morons in America.
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Organized religion has done more to divide humanity than anything else in history.
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Trump and Stephen Miller are still torturing kids in cages . A lot of people seem to have forgotten about this despicable policy, but I remember them . Perhaps you do too.
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Donald Trump says he will build a giant dome over America to prevent World War III. Asshole couldn't even build a f*ckin' wall.
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I recall Trump saying he would brave a hail of bullets from a school shooter . but he can't dodge a few raindrops in Paris?.
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I think Jim Carrey captured the essence of Sarah Sanders quite nicely . Don't you?
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Do you think Donald Trump is mentally deranged?.
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How did fucking morons gain so much power in America?.
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"Thou shalt not fuck with a woman's right to her own body." -- Fallopians 20:21.
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If California's Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom loses the recall election, it won't be that Republicans voted yes. It will be that too many Democrats didn't vote. Be sure to VOTE NO on the recall.
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Martin Sheen was a far better president than Donald Trump.
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A poll in Germany found Trump is more dangerous than the dictators of Russia, China, North Korea and Iran. The Germans are right.
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Gov. Gavin Newsom is not safe in the California recall election . Polls show the vote could go either way. Democrats need full turnout. Vote blue!.
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Before Trump, did you know half the nation was lunatics?.
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Think about this . If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
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Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz indicate Senate Republicans will block Joe Biden's Cabinet nominees indefinitely . Support Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock. We MUST take control of the Senate.
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Kim is a manipulative and opportunistic exhibitionist. I'll spare myself by not watching.
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The GOP: We're gonna block abortions. We're not even gonna let you have birth control. And when you have a child you can't support, well fuck you, you slut . .
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Do you think Trump was ever a normal human being, or has he always been a scumbag?.
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Donald Trump had singularly ugly parents, which may explain why Donnie isn't aging well.
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Trump says he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize . Amnesty International says his treatment of migrant children meets "the definitions of torture under both US and international law." So much for promoting peace . .
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Let Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema know how you feel about their lack of support for voting rights and the rest of the Democratic agenda. *Manchin 202-224-3954.*Sinema 202-224-4521.
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Trump's sons Butt-head and Butt-head promised drinks for everyone at a pub in Doonbeg, Ireland . then left without paying the bill. Just the kind of shit their daddy pulls.
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Animals have emotions and personalities. Animal cruelty should be punishable by mandatory prison time.
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Trump was never a president. He was just a lazy asshole who watched TV and played golf on the taxpayers' dime.
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Bravo to all of the emotional support Canadians who helped us get through the Trump years.
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Donald Trump is 76 years old. He could fall over dead at any moment.
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So Trump and Rudy Giuliani are pushing an unproven drug. Back in February, Rudy bought $2 million worth of stock in the company that makes the drug. Wanna bet that Trump and his family also bought stock?.
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American colonists fled England to escape religious oppression, and here we are 400 years later battling right-wing religious oppression.
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Should Trump's arrest be nationally televised?.
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Repeat after me . Trump is a whiny little bitch.
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Nixon was known as Tricky Dick . Trump is known as a total dick.
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